Unboxing✨📦✨ The Love Oracle Cards of 💔🔍 OH H👎LL NAH!

The Love Oracle
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This is an unboxing of the Oracle of Oh Hell Nah, low edition.
So, yeah, this one just caught my eye.
I thought I'd try it.
It's a hilarious, hilariously savage 72-card Oracle
that has, I guess, some blunt guidance to do with love, dating, heartbreak, all of that.
So, a fun one.
It's a nice design on the box here.
You didn't misread the vibe.
Okay.
So, okay, no guidebook with this one.
And Oh Hell Nah, low edition.
Oh, that's the back of the card.
Left? I can't read that.
My eyesight is not that great.
I can't read it.
All right.
He ain't your twin flame.
He's your cautionary tale.
Oh, okay, so it doesn't need the guidebook.
Stop looking for cosmic signs when the universe already posted red flags in neon.
This isn't Destiny, babe.
It's A Lesson in Boundaries, dressed up in cologne.
Stop romanticizing a walking red flag.
Spirit said, not this one, sweetie.
You deserve flowers, not confusion.
Can't heal in the same place that broke you.
So, hmm.
So far, these almost are, like, breakup cards.
So maybe if there is a problem already, you can ask for cards maybe once or twice.
You're not asking for too much, just the wrong person.
He's not emotionally unavailable.
He's just not into you like that.
So I would say this is the kind of deck you turn to when you kind of, well, you know already there's a problem.
And you just need to have some reinforcement.
Get those messages playing on repeat.
That are going to help you move on from something you've kind of already seen that is not worth your while.
Good for you or the other person, really.
If they say I don't do labels, good.
Label them unavailable.
Yeah, so, I don't know if you know someone's going through a breakup for a good reason.
This would be maybe one that would be helpful in just setting that intention and fortifying it.
So, fun designs, which is nice.
Great graphics.
Oh, it's the one that's on the front.
Their dating history looks like a crime scene.
You are the detective.
Okay.
And, once again, that is the little oracle deck there.
For breakups.
I would say this is a good gift for someone maybe going through a breakup.
Someone that has a good friend.
So, all the best.
Hopefully you're not needing this one.
And, if you do, well then, this is it.
All right.
Take care.
