CATS: Weird and Unpredictable

I was trying on my new skirt. I think it's safe to say that Cricket likes it. Here you can see the parts where he wanted to hit, but then he didn't. No! He saw my foot and he ran away. When he does that, it's obvious that he's doing something stupid. What was I saying? I turned on the power and left the tablet recording him. There's no other way, right? He takes it off. He's so good. TV time is cancelled. Yo! Yo! Bro! What are you doing? You're alive, son. Good. Signs of life. Very good. Thank you. Two-O, come here. You know, Flora, back in my day, cats didn't have fancy organic haircuts. Food?