A Truly Kick-ass Team Name ¦ The Big Bang Theory
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Okay, first order of physics ball business.
We need a truly kick-ass team name. Suggestions?
How about the Perpetual Motion Squad?
It's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little heads up for the ladies.
The ladies? Perpetual Motion Squad. We can go all night.
I like it. I don't. Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus
intimidating one's opponent.
Then we could be the Bengal Tigers.
Poor choice. Yet gram for gram, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of
the army ant.
Maybe so.
But you can't incinerate a Bengal Tiger with a magnifying glass.
Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor? Point of order. I move that any vote on team names must be
unanimous. No man should be forced to emblazon his chest with a Bengal Tiger
when common sense dictates it should be an army ant.
Will the gentleman from the Great State of Denial yield for a question?
I will yield.
After we go through the exercise of an annoying series of votes, all of which
the gentleman will lose, does he then intend to threaten to quit if he does
not get his way?
He does. I move we are the army ants. All those in favor?