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But I made a video. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper and I'd like to tell you why I should be chosen to go to Mars. I'm exceedingly smart. I graduated college at 14. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a PhD. Penicillin can't take this away. Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important. My hygiene is impeccable. In fact, animals don't trust me because I smell like nothing. Literally nothing. During the seven month space flight, I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor. Hey Leonard, is there any peanut brittle left in that can? You mean this weirdly suspicious one? Yes. Open it and check. I don't get it. It was actually peanut brittle. Please go to Mars. On a more serious note, the most important reason I want to go to Mars is that I believe, as a scientist, it's my duty to push the boundaries of human knowledge forward. I know that life on Mars will be difficult. But life here on Earth is no picnic. Also, picnics are no picnic. Where should we go for lunch? Oh, I know. The ground. In conclusion, thank you for considering me for this journey of a lifetime. To Mars! Afterwards, Leonard blew his nose and pie came out. Here we go. Oh, look how cute you were. Amy, please. Of course I was cute. Look how I turned out. Hello, Sheldon. If you're watching this, I assume something bad has happened. Something unfortunate and unforeseen. Something that's making you question everything. I'm so smart. Now, just to make sure it's really you watching this and not an imposter, what am I thinking of? On the count of three. One. Two. Three. Robot Monkey Butler. Okay, good. Should I leave you two alone? No, this is going to be inspiring. You should watch. Sheldon, never forget. No matter how bad things seem, you can always... My dad taped over it with one of his stupid high school football games. Sorry. You know, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Is there anything I can do? Yes, you can build me a time machine so I can go back and tell my younger self to give up because nothing's going to work out the way he wants. I was thinking a nice cup of leaf soup. Dear crazy future Sheldon. This is a thermostat. It controls the temperature of the apartment. The ideal setting is 72 degrees. If you find this too cold, then put on a jacket. A straight jacket because 72 is the best and you're crazy. Now, this is your spot. You're very protective of it. When anyone else tries to sit here, you berate them relentlessly. It sounds mean, but somehow you make it adorable. People are also delighted by your love of pranks. For example, Leonard has no idea what I did to his coffee. It wasn't replaced with Folgers crystals, I'll tell you that much. Hey, can we please get back to work? This is Leonard. He's your best friend in the world. Just stop. This is ridiculous. Sometimes he gets cranky, but you can trust him with your life and he does more things for you than I can even begin to list. Thank you. Oh no, he's drinking it. Made of honor, Amy Farrah Fowler's amazing behind-the-scenes wedding video. Take one. Just trying on dresses. Do we really need to record this? I'm sorry, are you the maid of honor? I am the bride. So no. And action. What do you think? What are you, a nun? Come on, bestie, let's see some skin. Oh, Amy, looking sexy. You think they don't have mirrors in there? I know how I look. Bernadette, you look beautiful. You do. Thank you. Not Penny beautiful, but beautiful. Come on, bestie, you're up. Give me a minute. What is taking you so long? Oh, Amy, get the hell out of here. Okay, you ready? Almost. I'm working on my facial expressions. See, I've got interested. I've got very interested. Enraged. Why would you be enraged? Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. Okay, and rolling. Hello, I am theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper, auditioning for the role of Professor Proton. Now, excuse me while I get into character. Hello, I'm Professor Proton. And today, boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science. Did you know you could calculate the mass of an electron using household items? It's true. All you'll need is a pencil, some paper, dry ice, rubbing alcohol, and a spool of 50 micron thick cobalt 60 wire. And remember, don't put it in your mouth, or instead of becoming a scientist, you'll become wildly radioactive. Hang on, I have a question. Do you have any experiments that aren't life-threatening? Come on, that was a perfect take and you ruined it. Oh, look, hey, I didn't need enraged. Oh, boy. What? They cast the new Professor Proton. Is it Sheldon? Not exactly. We turned! It's well eaten. Is that a VCR? Yeah, Amy asked if we had one she could borrow, and I just want to make sure it still works. What's on the tape? Not sure. I used to record a lot of Jeopardy for my mom, but if I push play and you see some naked people. Got it. What is porn? We were looking for vintage 80s erotica, but I'll accept it. Hello, Howdini. Adorable. It's just a practice tape from when I was trying to become a member of the Magic Castle. I didn't know you auditioned there. Oh, I never went through with it. I watched the tape and realized I wasn't good enough. You know that trick where you saw a mannequin in half? Don't you mean a lady? Thank God it was not a lady. I'd just be getting out of jail. Over the years here at Fun With Flags, we've had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder. And yes, even shed a tear or two. Like when you do a two hour 4th of July spectacular, and it doesn't get recorded. How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? How about 4,000? One for every domino I set up to make that American flag. Please enjoy these highlights. Crikey, what flag do we have today? Australia, mate! And now it's time for the speed round. A flag or not a flag? Flag. I'm watching this. Say, Betsy Ross, what you working on? I have no idea. Because the story of me sewing the first American flag is unsupported poppycock. Then who did sew it? Don't ask me. I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are out to make a quick buck. Fancy a dip, my dear? I do. Wait, that purple flag indicates that marine pests such as jellyfish are present. Wow, that flag is a lifesaver. No, this is. Stop looking at my legs. Not a flag. Flag. Not flag. Crap. Star Wars audition, take one. Starring Howard Joel Wolowitz. Real-life astronaut. Vader is here. Now, on this moon, I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. How many times do I have to tell you to repeat? The middle of something. So am I. Okay, well, I've been poking around the internet and I think I found something we'll enjoy watching even more. What is it? Oh, just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant. What? Okay, I look evil as wrong. I haven't learned my lesson. Play it, play it. Oh, I'm so glad the police finally caught that psychotic, genetically engineered ape. Frank, I swear to God. Hello, Leonard. I was gonna write you an email, but I'm a little drunk and spelling is a sober person's game. So I feel I owe you a splenation. I'm sorry. A splenation. Penny? Sheldon, go away. I'm making a video. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come back when you're alone. No, no, no, I own. I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him. Oh, he knows. The video I want to see is why you went out with him in the first place. I went out with him because he's great. If I kept going out with him, I probably would have married him. And it's a little scary because I just don't think I'm ready for that. You know, plus I've got to learn how to spell Hofstetter. I know there's a D in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it. Sheldon, what do I do? Try to pass out face down so you don't choke on your vomit. I am not gonna pass out. But thank you anyway. Wow. I know. There's like two more hours of her just lying there. Oh, you love me so much. I married you, jackass. No, not just out of pity, like everyone said at her wedding toast. You want to see the part where she falls off the chair? Totally. That's my wife. I got to see that again. Do you have any Spock collectibles? I have many. My most treasured is an autographed napkin given to me by my very thoughtful friend Penny. That's her over there. Hi. Look at that. I'm in a movie. My shirt stayed on. Can we see the napkin? Of course. Excuse me. This will just take a moment. When did we get a wall safe? When there was no more room in the floor safe. When did we get a floor safe? When we got the security camera. There's a security camera? Aquaman, protecting your home since 2012. Oh my god, we've done things on that couch. Yeah, you don't have to tell me.