The Voice usa| Funny Moments blind auditions | PART 1

I like that. I love that shirt. You're the only one. You can have it if you want. You're the only one. That was funny. For the first time in my life I pictured myself while you were singing me riding a unicorn and with the head the kind that has like wings. That's the vibe I was trying to get. And I was holding a Care Bear. Wow. Had a Care Bear right here. It was like your voice what is happening to me? Blake. Where am I? Like you did that to me. It's amazing how one man's dream is another man's nightmare. Blake Shelton just totally peed all over my parade. Well his shirt does look like it needs watering so. I can't even believe I'm looking at you right now. This is crazy. I can't believe I'm looking at this block. I like the New York connection. My whole family's from New York. My entire family. New Rochelle represent. Not with that shirt they not. So it's always been. Johnny I don't know but I'm pretty sure you were singing about drinking beer and eating chicken fried steaks. What? Out on some dirt back road with me hanging out doing country things. That sounded weird. That was my I don't care if it sounded weird that was my fantasy. Just say yes so he'll stop talking. So Johnny who are you gonna pick for that? Wait. Wait. Oh man. This is very important to me Johnny. I feel like you should know I was named after my Puerto Rican godmother Alicia. Oh damn she went there she got it she just won. Damn she just won. One of my favorite songs I ever wrote it was important to me to do a version of it be able to reach as many people as possible. It went and was like Spanish Spanish Spanish like whatever you speak I was like that was the sexiest damn thing but I'm telling you what if I like. Is that he was the first person that recognized the brilliance and power in your voice before Blake and so that is why. What are you doing right now? That is why I'm just explaining what he's really trying. You didn't say even near what you're saying. This is what Adam tried to say and he didn't say jack crap. And the last thing I'll say that he really wanted to say is that maybe you could make him really happy today. You're a genius from the genius bar so don't be a PC about this all right just like do what you feel not what you think you're supposed to do in life. That's how you go to jail. I can't go back. Well congratulations you're you're on The Voice you're on sadly on Team Adam but at least you're on The Voice. You made it. If you pulled me over with that like you were a cop with that hair I'd be like I'd be like I am not messing with this lady she's badass. I know I was just thinking that I would be like I did it. Whatever I did I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my god. The fact that you picked that song it's cool. I'm so sorry. She's so sweet. Coming out here laying out this passionate performance that connected to all of us especially Kelly. I think she's still crying. I don't even want to look at it yeah and I mean what a wuss. I feel everything like if you were to start crying I would cry. Are you drinking? Chai tea latte. Let me throw it on you again. I'm sitting here with an almost full team and I'm being strategic and stupid. You're you're you are not going to go home. I am sitting here with almost a full team and I don't give a damn because you because Aretha Franklin y'all. I was back there going like what in the world like I'm hot like my I'm sweating my body just jumped like temperature. The only reason I didn't turn is because I have a few very soulful voices on my team and I didn't want to put you in a position where that would be a hindrance for you in any way. And I appreciate you more than anything for saying that. Why he didn't turn around I don't know. I just had to start singing my royal five music at wedding so Adam. You hear that Kelly Clarkson you hear that? Yeah. Have you ever sang hillbilly bone? It's one of my songs. But I did do a honky tonk badonkadonk you know. I've been doing this show since probably before you were born and I have seen it many times. I think you're gonna be a threat to all of us. And it'd be cool to like see your voice on maybe even a contemporary song but like do that little twist on it. That's exactly what I would like to do. That's so weird that we have that in common like see we're just the same. Yeah. And even though I'm sitting here in this room with all these awesome fans and these freaks literally all I can think about is thank you Magnum PI. You got anything else for us? Is there a bowling tournament after the voice tonight or something? One of the songs that came to my head for you is this one song earth angel earth angel would you be mine my darling dear love you all the time I'm just a fool a fool in love with you Take it away Blake. Olivia who do you pick as your coach? Just tell me do I have a chance? I mean there's always a chance right? Oh it sounds like a small one. So you're saying there's a chance? Saying there's a chance. I'm surprised you didn't turn around. Does she not look like a goddess? Like Wonder Woman yes. Like literally like with her dress flowing and with those wrist things. Good job buddy. Actually I'm pretty happy right now. Get out of my sight. He's so mad. If I Ain't Got You was the first R&B song I ever learned how to memorize. Wow that means everything. It's so sad that she didn't get you though and I did. Don't rub it in because I am feeling the type of way. Careful Clarkson you're making enemies. Mike I still can't believe that you know about any music. You clearly know about Jimmy Buffett because you're wearing his shirt in here today. You're so funny you got so many funny jokes don't you? Jordy LaForge remember like the banana clips you know the girls but I'd put it across my face I was like captain to the board. I'm such a nerd. Yes yeah I agree. That's I think that might be the big reason why no one married me until I was like 30. Even though I'm out of the game and I'm hoping very clearly that you would have with for sure chosen me. Yes ma'am. All right thank you. Ma'am I guess Kelly did the right thing. Kelly you've done something like that. I knew you were gonna pick her. You are singing her songs. And I also I think since I used my only block for the entire season. That's true. I used on Hannah what's your last name? Goble. Dang straight. Hannah Goble where are you from again? I live in Nashville. See I live in Nashville. He doesn't. You can talk to her if you're on my team too like you can. For God's sake she's been I'm just saying for 15 minutes. Because I love passion y'all. Doesn't it make you feel special to know that your dream was to work with Alicia Keys? Oh my. And Kelly Kelly waited until this moment to use her block. Because that's how bad I want you. And crush your vision that you had for yourself. I was gonna say maybe you could get in her ipod and delete all her Alicia Keys music while you're at it. What do you think the deal is? Why do you think it's always me and you against each other? Is it because we're friends or because we don't like each other? I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I win our next head-to-head matchup. What do you think? You take that bet? Yeah. Cool. Your strategy you're like I'm Oklahoma I'm cowboy pick me. What is it? Is that your impersonation? And he's like country music is my life. And then Alicia once she says I feel connected to you you have no chance. What Adam does is I know you're not gonna pick me. I know it's the reverse psychology. But they're agreeing with you is what's sad. Do you guys not remember yesterday when I beat you with a very very good singer? So what do you think Kelly's tactic is? Here's what I think it is. You're a great singer. Oh my gosh. Let's go do some blinds. Okay. Okay. I believe if you're country on the show that Blake can help you but that is not true. I have had no help from Blake and I have been successful in country music. I'm just saying. My life is country music. I don't go from one genre to the next. I stay in one lane. I am country and I'm proud of it. That's all I do. I can't help it. That's all I do. I'm serious about it. Okay Blake. I cannot help that I love all genres of music. Who here has one genre music on your iPhone that you listen to? No one. I do. You are a damn liar. I've seen your iPhone. I'm damn country. You love Duran Duran. I have the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack and that's the only other music that I have. You are a liar. He is a liar. Do you want a liar for coach? I'm truthful. Molly I'm not gonna lie. I think Kelly is a good picker. Yeah. Thank you Adam. Yeah. But that's shocking to hear. I will say strategically on the show. Yeah. Your chances are higher with Kelly but I like Blake as well because it felt good here. I got a joke. I got a joke. Okay go. Knock knock. Who's there? You suck at the voice. Boom. Good job. I think I got on the last. That was the last thing. He has a lot more in his arsenal. He's handsome. So gorge. He can sing and he's cute. I'm winning this show. Kelly Clarkson totally gorge. Blake Shelton not gorge. You are an incredible vocalist. It sounds like you smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a bottle of whiskey right before you got on stage. It's not true mom. It's not true. It's not true. Long gone. Long gone. I should have had him. At least you got somebody. So here's what I think we should do. Okay. Purposely give Kelly bad advice. To make sure she doesn't succeed on this show. Hey guys. Hey. Was there a team meeting? We were just talking about things that maybe you should know it because this is your first season. That'd be cool. I want pointers. You know but next time like maybe invite me to the meeting and then I can get the pointers. Well your first pointer is to quit being so pushy. Too late. Let's go get started. Please. I love you. I want you to know I don't. What's your name? I'm sorry. Don't listen to her. Don't listen to her. She's so great and she's gonna be so amazing. You're gonna be like oh Alicia I love you too and it's like gonna suck for me. Beautiful job by the way. Thank you so much Alicia. Beautiful job. It's the way he said if I had pushed I'd been like I lost. Tiny Tim. What does that mean? Nothing he says means anything ever. It's a ukulele reference. I'm proud of you. What does that have to do with anything? They don't even know who Tiny Tim is. Obviously not. Kids these days. How old are you?