3OH!3 - BUS INVADERS (Revisited) Ep. 289 [2013]

Literally one person rips a fart in this place, it's like toxic. I'm fired, just don't let a match back there. This looks like a weird sex device. And it is. This bus is interesting because there's a little, there's a turd catcher. Which I think is an incredible invention. Why don't you guys come on, why don't you come on here and check out our bus. Come check out our digs here. Yeah, well this is where the bus driver. This is it, this is where we sleep. This is where all the magic happens. This is where all the magic happens, this is where we're kept alive. Come on in, this is a, this is a, so buses, most buses have a front lounge. And this is kind of the communal area where we hang out. This is where we all chill. As you can see this one is kind of nice because it has a, what's called a slide out. So the right side of it will pop out, giving us some extra room to do all our sick yoga moves. It's actually funny, you wouldn't believe how much, six inches makes a difference in a bus. Man. There's a, this extra space makes the world of difference. You're not jumping over knees or anything like that. And that's already 6'7", so we have some trouble in here. And you live in a 100 square foot apartment with 10 dudes. That was extra. We got some, if you want to take a step in here, we actually, we got some things here. This looks like a weird sex device. And it is. Actually, it gets real dry on here. I mean, imagine being on an airplane, you know, living on an airplane. The AC is blasting. You don't want to be a dry guy. You don't want to be a dry guy, so. You got the humidifiers running. Get some, breathe in that nice plastic water bottle air. Should we go through some of the drawers and see what's in there? Yeah. Is there anything weird in there? Well, I think there might be some stuff. This is just. That's weird. That's a lot of water. That's water. This is my, one of my drawers, which is, just so you know, this is not illegal material. This is herbs. This is just, you put it in tea. Why does it smell like a skunk? Because it's the good stuff. What is this? Damiana. What is Damiana? It's kind of like a sex herb for sex trap. You know? Honestly. Like literally all my vitamins, which people, I actually post on Twitter all my vitamins. I take about like 15 a day and they're like, that's too much. But when you're on the road, you don't want to get sick. I mean, he takes them all suppository too. That's weird. I don't know if that's how you're supposed to take your suppository. Over here, check it out. We stock alien fingers on the bus. Just, we kind of collect those when we're going to weird haunted places. They're voodoo dolls, right? Yeah, voodoo doll alien fingers. You got to have, you know, like I said, that you don't want to get scurvy. So you got the vitamin C there. Kind of just standard. I mean, we got a lot of food. We snack a lot. Trying to pass the time. Snort a lot of lines of cayenne pepper. Good old cayenne. And that's basically this part, man. We got, here's kind of what we've been snacking on. We got an assortment of things. Between nuts, cereal. We make avocado toast in the morning. We're from Boulder, Colorado. Please don't judge us. This is, I'm sure you've seen this if you've seen any tours of other people's bathrooms. This is where we record our vocals. This is where the number ones happen. As you know, as you probably heard, you're not allowed to drop any solids in this toilet. There's no pooping in the champagne room. And if you did, horrible things would happen. But this one, this bus is interesting because there's a little, there's a turd catcher. Which I think is an incredible invention. I haven't seen this on any other buses, which is the most simple thing to put in there. So usually we just put our hands in there and catch the turds with the hands. We have had someone in our crew accidentally abuse the rule and had to go and catfish. It's basically a long story short. Long story. We have a fridge here. There's some fridge stuff in there. Nothing too exciting. You got your deli meats. Some juices. Hot sauces, whatever. If you, check out the 1993 Star Trek doors. Nice. We've been lucky with our buses. Ours is pretty cool. But we've had a situation where we had the electronic, electric doors and the power's gone out. And we've had to pry it open like a scene out of a horror movie. Come on back. These are the bunks. These are where people sleep. Or don't sleep. The bunks here, which is, we're all stacked on top of each other in here. Kind of, Who's sock is that? I don't know. You got a night like tonight where they serve tacos as the food. And it's going to smell bad. Like literally one person rips a fart in this place. It's like toxic. I'm fired. Just don't let them bash back here. These are some of our crew bunks. I got my bunk right here. Which, there's nothing too exciting. I want to show you a couple things. This is how I'm like so artsy. I've got like a photography book in here. Oh, look at that. This is what I wanted to show though. Just plug it in. You think that my humidifier game is on point. I've got this little humidifier over in the corner. Do you wake up with your face wet? No. Because it's so dry. It's like, it's just a little bit. It helps a lot. That's basically it for right here. I've got a, our stage manager sleeps under me. And he has night terrors. So sometimes I wake up and punch him. Bottom of my bed. This is the back lawn. Another Star Trek door. This is where, I'm a little too tall for a, I'm six foot seven. So I'm a little too tall for one of these bunks. So every night, sometimes when we're driving at 60 miles an hour down the highway, that's the dude who was guarding the bus. He gave us some charms to go to Detroit. That was some shells. I thought that was from Eric's puka shell necklace. Those are my teeth that I rip out every night. That's kind of weird. Yeah. It's a little bit strange. But I can show you what I do here. It's a little mod. It's like getting my mod game up. You know what I mean? Boom. Okay. Then I have a mattress in here. That I fold out. That's about it. You can get real mood light in here. Uh oh. Oh, there it is. Trying to seduce the camera man there. What? Sean, would you, we might want to move out of here. I think he's going to get weird now. No, really. He does this. He does this sometimes. I'll take you back out here. You know, that's kind of the extent of our bus, man. I appreciate you guys checking it out. You know, we have some secrets that we can't show you. Or else we'd have to, you know, erase the tape. But thank you very much for watching us. You know, show you the way out. Are you driving? Are you driving this thing? Are you hanging out with us for longer? I mean, we can hang out for forever. We love you guys. You can hang out. I mean, don't leave like that. Honestly, don't make a big deal about it. Don't make it weird. Don't make it awkward. All right. Catch you later. Bye bye.