S20 E03 - The Graham Norton Show | Full Episode | Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Chris O'Dowd

Hi, I'm Niall Horan. Welcome to the Graham Norton Show. What a warm and unexpected welcome. Thank you, Graham. Hello, hello, hello. We've got a great line-up tonight. I tell you, that sofa has got to be hotter than a Samsung Galaxy phone. It really is. But we start, ladies and gentlemen, of course, with sad showbiz news. Will Young has quit Strictly. Even sadder news, Ed Balls hasn't. Here's Ed Balls doing his dance this week as The Mask. Yeah, somebody stop him. No, seriously, somebody stop him. Poor Ed. I mean, it's awful, isn't it? You've got to think, who is voting to keep him in, knowing he's going to be humiliated week after week? And other scary news, Britain is caught up in Clownmageddon. Clownmageddon. Yep, no, that's not another name for Brexit. No, this is the spate of scary clowns going around terrifying people. Yeah? Now, apparently it all started in America. Mm-hm. That is a scary time. Less than a month till the American election, and Donald Trump is in trouble for his rude comments about women. He was heard saying he likes to have a tic-tac on hand in case he gets to kiss a beautiful lady, cos that's right, Donald, yeah, it's your breath that's the problem. Oh, no, it will. Yeah. Trump said the comments were locker-room banter. What a fat, odious ****. If you're watching, Donald, it's just banter. It's just banter, that's all that is, yeah. And the whole thing has been called ****gate. Mind you, if you Google the words Trump and ****, you get this. The next show saw a nine-hour-long exclusive performance of his solo single. But first, what a treat to welcome back one of Ireland's funniest actors. He's our bridesmaid, this is 40, and the award-winning Moon Boy, it's Chris O'Dowd, everybody! Blockbusting Avengers movies. I'm all a-quiver. It's Jeremy Renner! From Giselle in Enchanted to Lois Lane in Superman. Along the way, she's collected five, uh-huh, five Oscar nominations. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Amy Adams! That was a slip. I think, Chris, you could shove up a little bit. Sure. Yeah, go on. Yeah. Pretend to like each other. Oh, that's nice. It's show business. It's show business. I must say, I was very impressed. We've never had this before. When Chris O'Dowd came out, somebody waved a full Irish flag. What?! I'm so sorry. No stars and stripes. I mean, it's just rude. It's just rude. Is that for Chris or for Niall Horan? Oh, it's for Chris! Lovely. Actually, it is exciting. We are having a One Directioner on later. I know. Are you all fans of the One Direction? Very much so. Good. Good, good, good. What's weird is, because obviously he's in a very successful band, but quite a musical catch. Cos Amy, obviously we know you can sing because of Enchanted. Yeah. But in school, you weren't in a band. I wasn't in a band, but I dated a guy in a band. Oh, hello. Yeah, and he played guitar. I thought he was very talented, cos I didn't know anything about Led Zeppelin and I thought he wrote Stairway To Heaven. Is that because he told you he did? I think he thought it would get him. It didn't work? It didn't work? We don't need to talk about it. Was it a Stairway To Heaven? You were in a band. Yeah, back in the day I was. What was the name of your band? Well, Hot Ice. That's my favourite kind of ice. Close your eyes and imagine what the band Hot Ice might look like. OK? Did you come up with this? Full sexy mullet there. You know, it was terrible. Was he the drummer? No, I was the drummer. What was he? He played guitar. Was he the singer? He's the singer. By the way, we all learned how to play the instruments. Nobody knew how to play anything, so we just started, OK, you're going to be the drummer, OK, I'll get some sticks, and we started a band. Ultimately, the best thing about this band is that we broke up. We ended up in jail, and we didn't do anything bad, except play bad music. You were in a band as well. Very much so. Why are you looking at me like that? I think you're interested in music. As a teenager, we were called the Basket Weavers. LAUGHTER We were a quartet, but only one of us could play an instrument. LAUGHTER And that guy only knew songs by, and I guess this places us in a time, he only knew songs by the Crash Test Dummies. LAUGHTER And sadly, we fell apart because he got shingles. LAUGHTER Three great films tonight. Amy and Jeremy, they're in a big new sci-fi movie together. It's called Arrival, and it's one of those things, it involves aliens, and it's got everything you want, it's got the big budget, the special effects, but at the same time, it's a very thoughtful film. Yeah, it definitely has an emotional heartbeat to it, and it has an intimacy to it, and yeah, it's really compelling. No, it really is. So now, you can tell us who you play. We can't talk about the plot much because it will give everything away, but we can know who you are. Yes, I play Louise Banks, who's a linguist brought in to help decipher the alien language, and we work together as a team. Yeah, and I play a mathematician physicist that teams up with her to help communicate with the alien beings. And now, apparently, the science behind this film, now, bear with us, it's sort of based in some reality, the science behind this film. Yes, but bear with us because I'm not very good at science, so I can't explain it. So I just had to sort of accept it, and every time it would get too scientific, my brain goes straight to, like, my musical theater, like, Oklahoma. It's the only thing that saves me. Jeremy's much better at science. Did you wrap your head around it? Well, I don't know about my head, but yeah. I mean, I got an idea of what we're talking about, but it's not really the most interesting to talk about, so I had to want to create sort of some emotional content to zeros and ones and binary. Otherwise, it's really quite boring. So, you know, to be excited about zeros and ones, you know, or whatever, I had to create emotional content to it. Because the director, am I right in thinking his first language isn't English? That is correct. Okay, well, I'm glad we cleared that up. Yes, he's French-Canadian, so he speaks French as a first language. Definitely, and makes little effort to try to speak English, which is fine, but when you're working with people that don't understand French, it gets a little complicated. Maybe that's why the set felt so calm to us. Like, he might be saying bad things about us, but he was just saying it in French, so we're like, he is so sweet. We just love him. He is a really, really calm and docile and loving and emotionally intelligent guy, but he would say the weirdest things because of his inability to really get his point across in English. And he would try to direct us in his very quiet sets and his things, right? And he said something really very inappropriate. What did he say to you? He said, I loved that very much and I will now take you from behind. I'm so sorry, Denis. It was in the middle of a serious scene. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I don't mean to be laughing. He's like, what have I said? No, no, no. I think you mistook me. I mean, I will take you from behind but use a camera. I'm like, no. What does he mean by that? He's like, Amy, I'm going to come very close here and do a forecast. He's just, f**k us. He's just f**k us instead of focus. He's like, Bradford, f**k us. Bradford, f**k us. That's what he's talking about. He's like, Jeremy, then I'm going to come over here and take the camera and now come on your face. I heard you talking, Jeremy, about you were not a fan of being in those suits. The hazmat suits? Is that what they are? Yeah, yeah. They were real hazmat suits and yeah, I don't think it's really, I mean, you have to be careful what you eat and drink. It's like a hefty bag, right? It's just not pleasant. It smells like vodka in here. I'm not sure why. And Indian food, strangely. Yeah, they didn't breathe and they were compared to the bomb suit and the hurt locker it was really kind of nothing but it was still kind of awkward and you had this thing on. There's a fan in there, right? Remember those fans? Yeah, yeah. It wasn't to cool you down. It was just to make sure you can see. I thought you meant someone who liked you. Yeah, you're doing so well! Because Chris O'Donnell, are you, have you finished your big sci-fi film or are you in the middle of it now? Oh yeah, I just wrapped up like a space movie. I don't know why. It's JJ Abrams, I mean. It's going to be great. I don't know why I'm saying it like that. It's going to be great. Again, still not, but I struggled at times because I found the kind of suspension of disbelief difficult. Just to kind of be like, oh, we're, you know, not on earth. So we would kind of do the normal dialogue and it's, you know, I guess I only got a glimpse of your movie but it's again, there's a lot of pearl. We're trying to save the world and there are moments of great tension and then you get to the end of the scene and the written dialogue and there might be a little kind of improv or something and usually I feel kind of comfortable in those situations but here I would be, I'd be like, space. What's it all about? I just couldn't get quite into believing that I was in space. Which, when you're doing a space movie, is tricky. Yes. Did you annoy the other actors? Absolutely. It's also one of my favorite things to do is to be annoying on set. We've talked about that before. She loves to sing. Oh, that would be nice. I'd like that. Not on the hazmat suit. Show tunes, man. Do one! I tried singing Let It Go last time but you said something about the rights and it would get expensive. That's true, very true. Yes. That was so clever of me to shut it down like that. Very quickly, Amy, we've heard the rumor, Enchanted 2, is that really happening? Yeah, they're starting to develop Enchanted 2. It's called Disenchanted and that's for real. They've got a director attached and they're writing a script. You're in it, right? I'm hoping. It doesn't open at your funeral or something? No, I hope not. I'm not going to let anybody else play Giselle. No! Will your daughter be geeked that you're going back to Giselle? No. She won't. She doesn't care. She's so cool. I'm mama to her. She doesn't think of me as an actress at all. She makes fun of me for it. When I FaceTime her, she's like, oh my god, it's Amy Adams time! By the way, she's got such a cool attitude. Sometimes you know your mom and you're like, oh, that's just a chick that cleans my room and cooks me food. She's awesome. She's pretty level-headed. Because after the Avengers movies, presumably you've got a lot of children that come up to you, Jeremy, wanting pictures and things. Yeah, that's the best part of it all. Yeah, for sure. Before the Avengers, the kids would run away from me. But now that I play a superhero, they come around and it's the most amazing thing. But why did you frighten children? It just... You were thinking, why are the children running away? Other than it's really fun? It's his resting face. It's a resting face I was born with. I built a career around it, so it's awesome. So right now, you look kind of twinkly. Well, because I'm smiling. Yeah, but I'm just thinking about like, hey, that is a really amazing looking suit. Oh my God, that's a beautiful suit. But if I'm just thinking about it, it looks like I might want to choke you. Yes, yes, I see it. That is scary. Because what's the thing about your daughter wanting to make you cry? Oh, we were talking about what I do for a living and I was explaining how I try to make myself... I just make-believe, like she does when she plays, and she's like, can you make yourself laugh? And I said, yeah. She goes, can you make yourself cry? And I said, yeah. And she goes, do it. Honestly, you've got to give me a story. So we made up a story, and I've done it before for people about sriracha. I don't want to go back into this grammar. No, no. What is sriracha? Because the sriracha plant is they're shutting it down because the fumes kind of go into the community. And, yeah. But I've done this. This is redundant now. Oh my God. It's really weird. That's awesome. I was believing what you were talking about. They're like, I don't trust her at all. They've got to pay me to do something like that. That's amazing. It's almost kind of creepy. It is, right? It's amazing. You should be an actress. I know. You can do that. Why don't you... Chris O'Dowd, you can make yourself cry as well. Yeah, do a cry. Cue. Now. Go. There's this sriracha plant. I guess... I don't know if I can make myself cry. I do that thing where... Definitely if you're in the midst of a scene, you can start... If you're really in it, it's kind of fine. But then when you get to, as you guys know, on to take 15 or 16, then you've got to start playing some tricks to make your subconscious cry or something. And you start thinking of sad things or... For me, it's like Battersea Dogs Home commercials. Or, for some reason, I don't know why, because I'm a pacifist, I keep watching these videos on YouTube of soldiers coming back from war and seeing their animals. Have you seen them? Yes. It's a killer. So, when I... Sometimes when you're watching me on screen, that's what I'm thinking. It wouldn't fit, but I just wanted to put it in my pocket. Maybe it could be your fan in your hazmat. Oh, yes! I also eat curry. Now, Christopher Dadd has a movie. It's called Mascots, and it's the latest faux documentary by Christopher Guest, who made Spinal Tap, Best In Show, and all those things. And were you in the Fist costume? Whenever we see the Fist, is it always you? Yeah, pretty much. I got kind of comfortable in there. Just being on my own. Just really thinking about stuff. All of the... Obviously, because he's an ice hockey mascot, I have to do a lot of skating. So, I learned how to ice skate, even though I don't... I've never seen in the thing. I just thought, you know what? Definitely me. Definitely me and not some skater with a giant fist on it. I did wonder, I'm sure we'd know if Christopher Dadd could skate like that. I would tell people. And it's always different mascots come together. Is that competition real? That's a great question. There are definitely competitions like that, and probably more regionalised than a giant kind of annual national event. But, like you say, it's a big ensemble piece, and loads of people that Chris Guest normally works with are there, like Jennifer Coolidge, and Ed Begley, and Jane Lynch, and loads of great... It's really funny. So, everybody's kind of playing different kinds of mascots or judges or whatever. And lots of actors, when they're starting out, do do those jobs, kind of, you know, dressed as a hot dog outside the restaurant and stuff. Now, you did something a bit like that, didn't you? There was a job I did where I used to do, like, pizza, like, what do you call it? Like, in a supermarket, when you give out samples. Oh, yes. So, when I was in college, there was a commercial on TV at the time for Domino's frozen pizza, where they would... Oh, not Domino's. Goodfellas. Frozen pizza. Hey, go Goodfellas. Frozen pizza. Where the commercial on TV was, like, two Italian-American guys kind of going, hey, you want pepperoni? I got pepperoni. And we would have to do that in the supermarket. In Ireland. So, it would be, hey, you want some peppers and what not? And then, like, people would be walking by and going, Chris! Hey, you want pizza? I got you some pizza. Awful. But actors do do lots of things. Because, Amy Adams, you're one of those people that I think whatever job you're given, you take it very seriously. Now, how old were you when you were working in Gap? Oh, I was 18. Okay. Yeah. And you were the woman at the door? Yes. The greeter. The greeter? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I used to do that at Abercrombie & Fitch. Did you? Yeah. You were shirtless? Yeah, it was like six, seven weeks ago now. But, like, it was good. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. I wasn't employed there. I just used to do it. That's a pretty funny idea. Just take your shirt off and stand there. What's the problem, bellies? But you were the best greeter ever. I mean, I did my job. I showed up. I believe in doing things 110%. So, yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of percent. It is. Because you would tell them everything that was in the store, essentially. Essentially, yeah. Yeah. You greet them and you tell them a lot. And I don't know. I don't know why they kept me up there. I probably chased more people away than kept them there. But I would get so bored, I would think of new things to say. You know, like, hey, check out her polo shirts. They have two buttons and new colours. Sandy. Sandy Taupe. And they're, like, running away, you know. And didn't you have a celebrity client once? Whitney Houston. What? Yeah. Scared her right into the dressing room and she asked for anybody but me. I did. Somebody dared me to do it and I was like, oh, okay. Because you know I'll take just about any dare I'm given. Do you think that she went to the tailor and she's like, I have nothing. Nothing. Let's, uh... Let's talk about Amy Adams' other film, Busy Actors. Nocturnal Animals. And this is Tom Ford's second film after Single Man, which is a big success. And it's a really, it's a wonderful film. And it's you and Jake Gyllenhaal. And it's sort of, it's a story within a story. It is, yeah. It tells the story of Susan, who I play, who's an LA art gallerist and she's sort of disenchanted. There we go. With a little tie-in. Disenchanted with her life and so she receives a manuscript from her ex-husband and she begins to read it. And as she reads it, that story unfolds. And then we examine her past, which sort of ties into it all. And it's much grittier than you would expect a Tom Ford movie to be. Yeah, it's very gritty. It's very dark and he spends a lot of time in the desert with, um... Although I heard that he had like a desert outfit, you know? So everybody else looks like hell and he's wearing cowboy boots and turquoise jewelry. I know he smells good, but he's a fabulous director to work with. But yeah, it definitely has a lot of darkness to it. Because you have an odd role in a way because you are reading the novel that we're watching. Yeah, I spend a lot of time reading. And the camera spends a lot of time watching me read, which sounds like it might be boring. It's not. It really isn't. It really isn't. It's not like my Sriracha bits. But it was a lot of fun and I worked with Jake Gyllenhaal and a wonderful cast. But most of the time I spent alone, just a couple of scenes with other people. And it's already done very well. It's picked up some awards already. It did, yeah. It picked up the audience award in Venice, so that was thrilling. Yeah, I know. I mean, that is... Yeah. It is time to meet our musical guest tonight. He's a member of the biggest boy band in the world and now he's broken records with the release of his first solo single, This Town. Please welcome, Niall Horan! City down! Oh, look at that. Lovely. Nice. Now, here's the thing. I didn't introduce you but I think you've certainly, you've met Amy before. Yes. Myself and Amy did well, she did it and we were there. SNL, Saturday Night Live in New York. Oh, yes. She was the host of it. We were there. There we are. You were very sweet. You got to hold my feet. I don't know how fortunate that is. But your member on the other end, Zayn, forgive me if I get it wrong, he was quivering because my upper body apparently was too heavy for him. I highly doubt that. He really was at the end because we took so many takes. You know, I think I was a bit heavy for him. I think he's used to lighter girls. Now, the last One Direction concert, that was about a year ago, wasn't it? Yeah. I reckon that's kind of a year off. Yeah. So, that's a lot of Judge Rinder. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm definitely not watching Judge Rinder anyway. At the start of the year, the plan was to go backpacking. Lovely. So, I did it. So, me and two of my cousins just... One of my cousins was living in Melbourne in Australia. He was actually moving back home. So, we just said, right, we'll meet in Australia and then we'll work our way back across. So, we went up through... Went to Bali first. ****** rain for four days, no good. Nearly got my wallet robbed by a monkey, so that wasn't great. Then went up to Philippines. Did a couple of islands in the Philippines. Went across to Vietnam, Cambodia. Did all the temples and stuff. It sounds amazing. Now, is this the trip where you had a very strict budget? Yeah, well, yeah. We just wanted to do it properly because I, like... All my friends got to do it, but I was travelling the world in a different way. Yeah. So, I just thought, it's only fair I get to do it. So, you were staying in youth hostels and things? Yeah. Now, were your cousins really pissed off? They're not really hostels, like... Because your cousins must be thinking, he's a multi-millionaire and I'm sleeping in a bunk. Yeah, they probably were, but they would never say it to me. No, we just thought, like, it wasn't really hostels. We went to the hostels when we were going drinking, because they're always good crack. But, like, you'd be surprised what 20 quid gets you. I don't want to know. Mind you, it's good you were travelling when you did. That's pretty cool, though. I mean, like, fair play. Like, putting a budget on yourself when you're a thing. That's pretty good. Did you not break it sometimes? Did you not kind of think... Oh, yeah. After about a month, we got to Hanoi in Vietnam. And you bought the city? Yeah. I cracked. I just loved the place. I just loved it. Yeah, we were just like, come on, we'll just get a hotel. A nice one this time. Okay, so you own a hotel in Hanoi. Yeah. It's like Monopoly. The Hanoi board. And because, obviously, when it ends, when you go on the break, it must be lovely. You just go, oh, thank God for that. But have you started to miss the others yet? Is it weird now, being back in music without them? Yeah, of course, you know. I suppose, until recently, I haven't kind of noticed as much, in a sense, as I've just been in the studio. When we were writing, we'd always go off into different groups and do our own writing and then bring it all back to when everyone was recording. But recently, I've noticed that, okay, this is it now. I have this song. I'm writing an album for me. Do you get back to Ireland much? Do you cause a huge sensation when you go back? Is it Molingar? Yeah, Molingar, yeah. I go home a couple of times a year. My dad still lives in the same spot. So it gets kind of hectic around the house. The girls live in holes in the garden and things. Yeah, I remember. I remember Robbie Williams once said something to me. He was like, my mum closed the curtains in 92 and never opened them again. I get it. So, yeah. It's good. I get to go home and go see the lads and stuff like that and see the family. I like that side of it. Miss Ireland. Obviously, we'd like to go there a lot more. Do people look out for you going, oh, he's changed? Do you have to be incredibly careful when you go home? Sometimes, you'd be in there and there's kind of like the backpacking thing. You'd be buying a pint for two or three of the lads and then the barman would be going, oh, someone's doing all right. No, he's doing good. It's only a few pints. I don't know if it makes any difference. But, yeah, sometimes if I'm walking home, right, I'll walk home if I'm home around Christmas and there's no taxis and I'll start walking home and then the police will drive past me and pick me up and bring me home. Remember when they used to do that for a different reason? Yeah, they do that. Which is quite funny. Because they catch you out when you go home, don't they, Chris? Well, I mean, there is like Niall said, there's this odd thing where people want to catch out a little bit. Like, you'll go even for breakfast somewhere or for lunch. I remember I was actually home this weekend and I went out for, you know, some eggs and stuff somewhere and... I was like, oh, yeah, you know, and I'll have some orange juice and they're like, oh... Oh, Mr LA with his orange juice. And it's regardless of what, like, it doesn't need to be anything fancy. It's like, oh, yeah, and I'll have like, you know, an Americano or something. Like, before I left, I used to just bathe in my own ****. There's this kind of overcompensation. There is a little bit of that, but like, it's inundated with the kind of the other side of it, which is really kind of lovely, right? And now, Amy Adams, I think because of the red hair, people assume you must be, you know, must be Irish. Yeah, I think I've got some Irish blood in me, yeah. Because we, I must say, we found this picture... I can vouch for that. It's going so well. You know what, what's weird about it, it's not even like I have Irish in me. It sounds like I gave her, like, a blood transfusion. And I actually am a blood donor, so... You never know. But no, we found a picture of you and rarely has a woman looked more Irish than Amy. Look at that! Is that in your caravan? That's my three sisters, that's my three sisters right there. Yeah, that's such a flattering picture. It's not there. Stop looking at it and it'll go away. Now, Niall, talking about so then you singled this down. This is you, it's a song, is it about Moulin Gar? Sort of, yeah, it's kind of like got a double meaning. It's not really about anyone in particular. I just kind of, when I'm writing songs, I write the concepts and then just kind of write a scenario and then write the song around it. But I guess with the town part of it, I guess it's kind of a little bit like everything, you know, there's a line in the song, everything comes back to you, you know, and I still go home all the time and, you know, no matter how far you've travelled, you still get to go home and be yourself. And then it's obviously got that female aspect to it too. Yes, now every girl in Moulin Gar must be thinking, he's talking about me. Loads of text saying, like, from people like from school saying, everyone wants to know who it's about. It's not about anyone. Clearing it up on national television. Well, your first performance awaits, the guitar's over there, if you want to go over and get ready. Niall Horan, everybody. Alright, here with his first ever TV performance of This Town, it is Mr. Niall Horan. Gorgeous. Thank you, man. That was fantastic, Niall, and so I have a vision of all those girls, the One Direction fans, they're sitting at home like Miss Havisham in One Direction t-shirts, waiting and waiting. Will you ever tell them to give up? Will, you know, like, what's happening? Will they wait for the rest of their lives? Will they wait as long as Bross for you to come back? Like, for now, in the moment, we're kind of doing our own thing, I'm doing this, Harry's doing a movie, Harry did a movie, you know, we're all kind of doing our own bits and pieces, and then, can't really put a date on it, but, you know, it's not going to be 50 years away. It's in the foreseeable. How many years? I don't know, Curtis. We don't know, and when I do, I'll text you. Anyway, thank you so much for doing that, it was beautiful. Niall Horan, everybody. Okay, but before we go, it is back, let's have a story from the big red chair. Hello. Hello, Graham. Hi. What's your name? Justin. Justin, and where are you from? I'm originally from Aussie, Australia, but now live in Clapham. Okay. You're the only Aussie in Clapham. The rest of them are Irish. And what do you do? I design bicycle parking and change room facilities for office buildings. Bit random. I'm so tempted. That's a good one. Imagine if you were sitting at a dinner party and Justin told you that. Your heart would sink. He said it's a good one. Alright, so, the other day, a couple of weeks ago, I had a hangover, a big hangover, and I decided to just dust it off with a run through the local commons of Clapham. Anyway, I got halfway through and I had uncontrollable stomach cramps and without a toilet in sight, I thought, there's a bit of density over there, I'm going to head in there and do my business. So anyway, I'm there and I'm just finishing up and next thing I see this movement to my right and there's a lady walking along with her two dogs and they're off the leash. I pull up my pants and next thing this pit bull starts coming towards me. I know what happened next. I actually, I lost track a little bit and then I kind of tuned back in and I was like, oh he's shitting in a park. They come over here, they're shitting in our parks. Do you have any toilet paper? That's all I kept thinking is, I'm sure he didn't bring toilet paper to the park. I don't think that's the biggest problem. Can I get my three minutes back of my life? I think the pit bull probably solved that problem. Shall we try one more? Okay, here we go, here we go. This is the one, this is the charm. Hello! They love you, they love you! What's your name? My name is Sean. Sean, lovely. Where are you from? I'm from Donegal. He's from Donegal! He's from Donegal, marvellous. Do you live here or there? Yeah, I live in London now. What do you do, Sean? I work in sales. Yeah, yeah, I know. Pays the bills. Off you go with your story, Sean. So a few years ago I was at a wedding and the ceremony happened and it was lovely and then we went to the reception and at the reception everybody started doing speeches and then the groom stood up and said to everyone we're going to play a game. So he asked everyone to stand up, so everyone stood up everybody was kind of giggling and then he asked everyone to flip over their plate and if there's a red dot at the bottom of their plate please stay standing. So everyone did it and it kind of filtered out and then there was eight guys left standing and he said ladies and gentlemen, can you all please look at the eight gentlemen left standing. They have slept with my wife since we've been engaged I am now going for an annulment and he walked straight out of the room. That is it for tonight. Please say a big thank you to my guests Niall Horan, the Kings of Leon the hilarious Catherine Tate the brilliant Jude Law, the beautiful Colby Smulders and the Hollywood legend that is Mr Tom Cruise. I'll see you then. Good night everybody, bye bye!