3 Minutes of fun!

Excuse me miss, I think you dropped something back there. Your crown, because you're a queen. Oh my god! Adorable! I think you gave me a ticket last week, because when I opened the ticket on it, it said, fine. Can you do me a favor and maybe leave some women for the rest of us? Quick question, how does it feel to have such a beautiful sister? That's my mom. Well, she looks young enough to be your sister. Have we met before? I just figured out you totally look like my next girlfriend. Do you by any chance work at UPS? No. That's crazy, because I'm looking at you and you look like you have the total package. Excuse me sir, I was just wondering how does it feel to know that you look like an assassin? You get that every day! Yes! I was just wondering if you and I could sit in awkward silence. I just want to tell you that I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice. I gotcha. Quick question, does your family by any chance own a funeral home? No, that's so crazy, because when I look at you, I die and go to heaven. People always ask me, what's it look like when it doesn't work? Here it is. Excuse me sir, I'm going to ask you a question, but I don't want you to smile, alright? Don't smile. Is it hard being so good-looking? What kind of car is that? Can I hear the engine? Do you by any chance work for the electric company? That's so crazy, because when I look at you, you light up my life. Okay, I feel judged. Does your family by any chance own pizza shops? That's so crazy, because you totally look like a slice of heaven. I just wanted to let you know that I'm jealous how good-looking you are. I just want to tell you that you look like beautiful sisters. Oh, you handsome. Is your dad by any chance a preacher? That's so crazy, because you literally look like the answer to my prayers. Anyone ever told you that you look like a young Phil McCracken? Phil McCracken? I could be wrong, but I bet you love the 90s. The 80s? You're kind of close. I know that you're doing security, I just wanted to tell you that you're annoyingly attractive. Have a good day, buddy.