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Hi everyone. Hope you are having an amazing day. I am. I'm about to do a show at the Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood. What up, Vadik? I hope I'm saying your name right, buddy. Thank you. Hey, you're the first one on here. Hey. Hey. We did it. Because of you, you are the first one, right? Because of you, I am smiling. You're the first one on here. What is going on? And I'm very excited, man. I'm about to cross 500,000 subscribers in a little over two months, which is insane. That is insane. That is insane. I'm about 4,000 subscribers away. So very, very excited. What up, Ansh? I hope I'm saying your name right. Ansh Verma. How are you doing? What up, Valeria? What up, Kalia? Hey, you're back. How are you doing? What up, Grady? Thank you very much. Hey, Adam. Yes, it is very, very exciting. My day is good. I uploaded a couple videos. I do need a little bit of help to get over that bump. I'm about 4,000 subscribers away. So if all of you can share my content, especially my last two shorts, that would be a big bump. Doesn't cost you anything. It takes a second. Just go share, share, share, share. That would be great. What up, Kevin? What up, Doug Smith? Michael. Oh, man, look at all the people on here. Thank you, Random Cat. Thank you, Sai. I appreciate it. Hit me with a witty compliment. I don't have any. I'm too excited right now. You know, I'm too excited right now. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So great. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. What up, Palestine? Hey, I'm going to keep up the good work. 500,000, right? Kalia, I know I'm not saying your name right. But just a few weeks ago, I was at 100,000. Now I'm at 500,000 subscribers. What up, Raimundo? I'm doing great. Look, I'm excited. I work on it 15 hours a day. I look at every single comment. I see all the nice ones. And it's amazing. This is changing my life. You guys are changing my life. You are changing my life. Thank you, Vanik. That's exactly what it is. If anybody's the butt of the joke, I make myself the butt of the joke. Look, we just went through craziness in the world. I don't even need to get into what it was. So I figured, why don't I just do the opposite? Everybody's doing one thing. Why don't I do the opposite and make people feel good? You know? So yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Very good. Yep, I'm so close to half a happy million. Yes, that's right. I'm doing great. What up, Desiree? By the way, my comedy tour is starting. I'm going to be in Las Vegas for five shows. I'm starting slow in Las Vegas for five shows in July. So it's all happening. Everything I said I was going to do because of you is happening. So any questions you have for me. By the way, I have a show in North Hollywood at 8 o'clock at 714 right now. So I can only be on here for 20 minutes. But I just wanted to say hi and see what's going on. So any questions? Anybody want to say anything? What up, what up, what up? I have a follower in Cuba. That's dope. Yes, you were wondering about the tour. Look, I said I was going to do it. What I found, my goal now, okay? So this is what it is. So I'm doing my YouTube. I have the numbers now. I have, if you guys share my last few videos, I'll break 500,000 tonight. But I just, that's why I'm on here. I need you guys to share my last videos. I have the numbers. That's great. Now I get sponsorship. I don't know how that, I don't know how that works. I'm learning. I don't know how. If any of you on there, by the way, know how sponsorship works on YouTube, please let me know because I don't, no idea. And then I do the comedy tour. So I'm already starting the comedy tour. I have San Diego booked. I have Las Vegas booked. I'm doing shows all around Los Angeles. So it's all happening. Yep. No pets. I don't have any pets at all. I only have a plastic plant. That's it. And I have been very, very good. And yes, I can dance. Yes. Kevin, any chance you're going to be doing shows in Toronto? Look, I can go anywhere. Somebody just asked me, do you have any pets? I have no responsibility. So it's happening. It just takes patience and time. I all yesterday, but just, you know, take my time. What up Chi town? Uh, do I have a brother in New York? That's a doctor. No, I don't have a brother in New York. That's a doctor. No, no, no. I think people reach out to you, the email, or you can reach out to them, ask them to sponsor. Yes. That is, I don't, I know that's the way it works. I don't want to reach out to companies myself. I want to have somebody else do it and give them a percentage. That's the goal. So that way I could just keep making fun content. You know? Uh, no, I have no kids, no girlfriend, no wife, no nothing. I am so focused on making fun videos. When I tell you I was up until 1 30 in the morning last night and up at seven, eight, nine this morning editing. That's what I do every day. Do I have age restriction? Yes. I believe I have it. 18. Um, yeah, I believe I, you know what? I don't, I don't know. I, I set it up in the beginning. I don't know. I'm not sure. Uh, Vadik, I love that you live with the flow of life and make sure not to force it. That is not 100% true. I, I, I need to catch myself sometimes, you know, thank you. One, one delish. I love that name. One delish. Do I still have editors? I have editors who put together the compilations for me, but I do everything else. So what I'll do with an editor is I'll send them 10 of my videos with no music. And then they put me, and then I also, um, film in the beginning. Hey, I hope you guys like these videos that did another next one coming up. So I call those interstitials or bumpers. I sent to them, they edit them, put it together, but everything else I do. And in fact, over the last 96 hours, I taught my, taught myself final cut pro. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh, I'm actually going to, uh, Las Vegas to do some content. So I'm starting to travel to do it. How do I have the courage to do spontaneity? You know, let me tell you what I did door-to-door sales for 20 years, uh, 21 years. So, um, for me, it's not, um, it's not hard to talk to random people, you know? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you by the way, for everybody jumping in and asking questions. It's like, it makes it fun. And by the way, if I miss your question, ask it again. I'm sorry if I miss it. Hey, one delish. I hope I get 1 million subs. Look, I'm grateful to be anywhere. The fact that I'm at 500,000 in, I don't know, 69 days, 70 days. Uh, I don't know. How do I get the courage to talk live? Um, I actually have an online coaching school where I teach that. It's literally my name, Josh Nassar coaching. I teach how to talk on TV, how to talk live. If you want to do social media, um, if you want to specifically talk live, I teach you how to do red carpet, teleprompter, cold reading, co-hosting round table, how to talk to a teleprompter. I teach all that. That's what I do for a living. Hey, I'm trying to give you more. I love that. Wait, hold on. We all have to stop. Hold on. Hold on. Uh, the name Stinky Lord is an amazing name. Stinky Lord is an amazing name. I have a Jim Carrey. You know why I have a Jim Carrey? Because I impersonated him for years. I try not to do it, but Jim Carrey will come out. I mean, he's the best. He started it all for me. You know? Yep, yep, yep. Hi, everybody. Yes, yes, yes. Make a joke for you. What's big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the monkey. No arms. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Another dad joke. What up, Beirut? How are you doing? Thank you very much, Santa Monica. Hilarious. First of all, why am I screaming? I don't even know. Why am I screaming at you? I get so excited on here. I'm waiting for someone who doesn't know you to pull up beside your car and say something fun. Oh, my God. That would be the best Fast and Furious. What's my favorite joke? I think I can say my favorite video is when I say, excuse me, sir, you look like you've lived a great life. What's one thing you regret not doing more of as a teenager? And he looks around, he goes, drugs. I thought that was hilarious. I'm insane, Wondalish. I know. I have many voices in my head. What up, Philippines? What up, Joseph? How are you? What's going on, buddy? One of my favorite comedians in the world is Joe Coy, who is a Filipino, I think he's half Filipino comedian, but he is awesome. Funniest thing that happened today? I don't know. My day was just chill. My day was awesome. AA, do I enjoy quiet time as well? Yes. When I'm not doing a live, when I'm not filming videos, I sit on my couch right there, and I watch that TV right there. I sit on that couch, and I watch that TV, and if I have a friend over, they're like, are you okay? And I'm like, oh, yeah, this is me when I'm not on. I really do like the recharging time, you know? Kenneth, I'll tell you what I do. I have the capability, and I get in a bad mood, and then I also am very self-aware to talk myself out of it. I say, hey, you've got a house to live in, you have a car, you have food in the refrigerator, your hands are working, you're healthy, you can walk, and that puts a lot of perspective on it. So I personally don't feel that I deserve to continue a bad mood once I'm self-aware enough, and I'm able most of the time to talk myself out of it, but I have certain things that I'm still working on. No, I don't. Somebody says, does your girlfriend still flirt with other men? Just so you know, that's not my girlfriend. It's not my wife. If you ever see me do a video, go, excuse me, my wife and me, I don't have a girlfriend or wife. That's just a fellow comedian. That is just... Wait, did you think that it really was my girlfriend and my wife? Thank you, Chris. Appreciate it. Thank you, Ernie. Appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, wait, did you... I need to know, did you really think I had a girlfriend or wife? Because that's amazing. Because I've done so many videos with a girlfriend or my wife. It's not. In fact, I've used the same woman and said it's my girlfriend and my wife and my sister. What up, Puerto Rico? Hey! Okay, you know it's not. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, my energy... My mom is the same way. My mom's this little 5'1 lady and she... She just walks around. Same way. Yes, I like doing crowd work during my shows if I... So, I just stand up comedy. Somebody just said, do you like doing crowd work? I like doing crowd work if I initiate it. But I don't like people that are just talking because it messes up timing, timing, timing, timing when you just stand up. And also, people get babysitters. They take time out of their lives to come to a show. Be quiet. Like, let the comedian do their job. Now, if they talk to you, then you talk back. I know... Ermi. Wait. Enmi? Am I saying it right? Thank you. My laugh is insane. I know, I know, I know. What up, Guatemala? And by the way, I've said it on here before. If you like my videos, I need a little bit of help right now. I'm almost at the 500,000 subscriber mark in about 69 days, 70 days. The last videos, if you can share my last videos and my compilations or whatever, but especially my last couple shorts, let's bump that back end and let's get it out there. I want to cross 500,000 tonight. I would be forever grateful to you. If you could share my last two shorts and videos, that would be wonderful. I really want to get over 500,000. What up, Sri Lanka? Thank you, Joseph. What up, India? This is so great. Thank you, AA. AA, I don't know why. AA said you look absolutely gorgeous and I went like this. Don't even have long hair. Thank you, AA. Thank you. What up, Morocco? I got people from all over. Do a house tour. This is me. That's my house. Now it's me. There's my house. Now it's me. That's it. Somebody says where I live. I live in Hollywood, California. Los Angeles, Hollywood, California. And I love it out here. I love the weather. It's beautiful weather out here and I love it. Thank you, the Larson family. Thank you, the Larson family. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. By the way, one of my favorite comedians is a comedian named Jay Larson. Probably I'd say top 10. He doesn't agree with that, but I think he's one of the top 10 in the world working. Look him up, Jay Larson. Dude is a beast. I just discovered you and your watershed moment was the beautiful blonde and the old man in the car asked her to excuse me guys let me give you a couple I was just wondering what's the key to a good relationship and she went nuts and he popped up and people in the comments were like I don't think that's her husband oh really oh really I had no idea he's like a 90 year old man and she's 23 really yes I do the reels also I do all of the pat every single platform um every single platform is jumping it's great great great great the Knight family what up James Knight can't wait to come to Canada what up Argentina my energy is insane I know and I do have a lively spirit and let me tell you why because I have no negativity in my life I'm telling you I don't care how close that person is to me friends family mentors teachers if anybody is negative and it doesn't make me feel good I get up and leave that's just what it is uh Kenneth I don't I don't know if Jay Larson is any relation to Gary Larson Jay is I believe from Boston or Connecticut area yes I am doing the talk also yes I am doing that I have uh I'll be out hopefully by the end of the week I'll be at 3 million followers over there do I get approached a lot in public no but sometimes though of course I would love to visit Sri Lanka oh thank you Larson family what up Lebanon yes uh Wild Daisies look we all have stuff in our lives I just got angry in traffic the other day some guy was behind me beeping his horn I slammed on my brakes pulled over like yo he pulls up next to me and I was just as calm as I could be I go why are you screaming so what I'm learning is it's not what happens to you it's how you handle it in that moment I just pulled over the side I wanted to let him pass not a problem and get out of the way so I'm learning I still get upset but I'm not gonna engage I'm just gonna put on my brakes let him pass what up Tijuana I gotta jump off here in five minutes I have a show how can you get rid of negativity two ways um I love this I learned this in my therapy you know like they have a fight or flight you know like you're gonna get into it or leave as soon as negativity comes up I'm learning I'm not good at a hundred percent of time but getting better I just think of the word flight right away and I walk the other way so I don't have to think of this long thing I just one word flight fight or flight I go flight and I walk away that is one way to get rid of negativity uh what show do I have I do stand-up comedy so I will have a show at the Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood tonight what up Scotland I don't know why I just want to say our Peaky Blinders I love Arthur from Peaky Blinders has nothing to do with Scotland but I just want to say Arthur from Peaky Blinders best advice given my mom has a plaque in her kitchen by Maya Angelou who is a prophet an educator philosopher name it people will forget what you said and what you did people will forget what you said and what you did but not how you made them feel that's like the best piece of advice you know it's nothing to make somebody feel good uh best Jim Carrey movie um Ace Ventura by the way the comments are coming up very quickly if I miss a comment please write it again I'm not trying to to ignore they come up quickly so forgive me if I don't see it thank you Larson family I appreciate you thank you so much all I ask from you always don't send me monies don't send me super chat don't send me thank don't buy my merch don't buy anything from me when I come to your town you'll get a comedy ticket but right now all I ask is that you share my stuff share share share 30 of my videos I want to break that 500,000 mark I don't come on live a lot when I do the only thing I always ask is go into my last few shorts and my last few days and share that's it that is it is it is it I just saw your video you missed two of my comments what up Conrad say it again Conrad I'll look out for it been sharing thank you Hal thank you so much that's all that I ask I don't know when I'm coming to Texas I just don't know I'm taking one step at a time I just booked Vegas yesterday of the day before so I'm starting to book I booked San Diego so it's starting to happen it just it just slow uh if a crowd doesn't get your jokes or doesn't laugh mess with performance no I just tell them how horrible they are if a crowd is bad I'll stop the show I put the mic down I go just so you know you're all horrible I've done these jokes and they always work and then they laugh it's my job to get it back how do I know straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever oh and I caught in a hit and run how do I know Paula Abdul um I am friends with someone who is friends with her and then I became friends with Paula that's how it is are you kidding me a worldwide tour in the future oh yes yes yes I am trying to do that good you've been trying my approach oh my god I have to jump listen I have to jump off here I have to jump off why am I first of all why first of all why am I whispering there's literally no reason to whisper so what up Huntington Beach what up fire department Huntington Beach what's up what's up I used to live in HB right on Main Street Huntington Beach was dope used to go to Gold's Gym right there uh went to the longboard come on what up what you know about that straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever all right everybody uh I'm gonna jump off here right now because I have a show but I will be back on here within within 48 hours I'm coming back because I haven't done a live in a while and this has been really really fun um yes sir xxx thank you what up South Africa uh so I'm gonna jump off here once again don't buy any of the merch don't go into my site don't buy my merch I don't want you to buy it keep your money give it to a homeless person give it to your friends your family your mom your son your daughter your girlfriend whoever your boyfriend um don't buy any stuff with me just share my videos that's all I ask if I bring any joy to you it costs you nothing I like it better it feels more symbiotic when you don't have to take money out your pocket um so um I don't know have a great day and thank you by the way thank everybody for being kind on here that's it's really cool you know I've been on the other platforms and some of them are just not kind but everybody on here is really really kind so um I'm gonna jump off now I've got a comedy show forgive me if I'm jumping off early I don't mean to cut anybody off but um have a great day uh share my stuff and uh go out and make your day epic I don't care if you're tucking your kids in at night or you're a doctor or you're a mom or a dad or you work in an ice cream shop go out and just be dope you know what I mean like in 100 years no one's gonna know um remember you in 200 years no one's gonna know that we existed so like make it epic while you're here like make right now starting now make your day epic bye everyone