SIDEMEN TINDER IN REAL LIFE 3

Finally ladies and gentlemen a brand new tinder video it feels like it's been so long i hope you're all as excited as i am because this video is a straight banger now before people start getting offended this is all just for entertainment don't take life too seriously live a little also everyone in the room including the camera crew were covid tested we all came out negative so you don't have to worry about that too okay now that we have that out of the way let's get on with the video just kidding make sure you subscribe okay now let's go yeah jiggle bats the jiggle bats what happened there natalie allison from london and i'm 25 hi i'm jj 27 and is that a bit of discharge or are you just happy to see me going in is that how we started it oh yeah fair fair make sense are you okay hello i'm harry i'm 23 uh are you this video idea because i want to beat you like a dead horse okay yeah hi i'm josh i'm 28 i'd let you sit on my face more than this face mask yeah he's on yam in the back no he wouldn't oh hi i'm toby i'm 27 and i make my own clothes wear my own gums so i never get caught wearing the same anyone else oh yeah that's too big youtubers that's embarrassing that is embarrassing i need more free clothes for life and tickets to london fashion week oh hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and i got more votes than jj to win them over yeah embarrassing oh no wait he basically said he's got more clout than you okay hi i'm simon i'm 28 and are you a toaster because i'd love to take a bath with you yeah hi my name is harry and i'm 29 just wanna ask a quick question if i spit would you swallow what do you reckon you direct me and i'll know oh no my name's vik i'm 25 and even in a global pandemic your smile is the most contagious thing oh you don't think i can do better um my name's ethan i'm 25 do you like sharks oh wordplay have another one have another one you know what let me just move because that was sick that was sick i deserve better i deserve i'm a king i'm a king i'm a king i deserve better hi my name is philly i'm 25 um bears or jimmies i don't mind you're so cute that's it it don't matter what i say the presents alone alone is it bad that i can't even remember what you guys said oh there you go you didn't even hear what he said i didn't get the shark joke oh okay yeah make a lot of don is the biggest length and keep it average i don't blame you i don't blame you now hey yo discharge it's natural we're not gonna acknowledge that just too soon it's just too soon i've seen the future it's too soon visionary too soon i just hate myself what did you say i can't remember don't worry about it i remember yours yours was clothes yeah you don't like clothes i do but you do yeah that's what you get actually i'm just close you're trying to finish up yeah i do goldie hello i'm natasha i'm 29 from london hello i'm ethan i'm 25 last year i ran a marathon this year can i run through you yeah i'd like to say no i'm jj 27 and uh do you want to see something cute yes show me you're too cute you have to be a yes no no the mirror is cute oh that's why why is this guy you got a yes i won you still got yes you got yes yeah hi my name's chunks i'm 24 and i scored the winning oh well done i remember that differently my name's vick i'm 25 and i think uh honesty is the best policy wow not you know mentioning any so uh make of that what you will hi my name is philly i'm 25 and my hood bends left what do you say anything else hi i'm toby i'm 27 and you remind me of man united because i want you on top of the table so i'm gonna say yes hello i'm harry i'm 23 and i'll only be seven planets left when i've destroyed your anus i will have to say no sorry oh jesus i respect the effort hi i'm hp like the sauce i'm 39 one o'clock my name's harry panero 079 i don't have a phone to write down sorry well then i'm not going to memorize your number so so is it a yes or no for me well yes well you can give me a number later how did you win that that's what i'm saying listen it's not all about what you say it's how you look you look you look there's a silent come here hey yeah you might as well you man you your team bends right this is lefty here i'm simon i'm 28 and are you a pinata because i need a blindfold before i hit that okay now you can come here yeah i'm not gonna remember all of you because you're a bit all like i was being you i just didn't get your humor so that's why yeah i was just an impression of the replay yeah i love these guys hello i'm ali i'm 23 and i'm from london hi i'm simon i'm 28 and you're nothing like ksi's boxing career because you're a knockout i don't know who ksr ksr okay she's in our demographic it's okay it's okay it's okay i don't mind it i don't mind it it's okay it's all right what was your name simon hi simon um so can you tell me about yourself i don't know if that's part of the thing um i said you got a gap run yeah excuse me it's okay oh it's okay it's okay my name's harry i'm 29 sorry you had to go through that okay i filled up my car this morning and i've still got space for more oh i filled up my car this morning and i still got space for more i don't actually understand the joke you're talking about the whip don't you get it no i filled up my car this morning i'll be honest hello i'm harry i'm 23 uh when i first saw you i said martial art and ever since i've been saying me well i didn't get a chance to get to know you guys just walked away i'm not getting anyone's jokes what what was it don't worry don't worry don't worry i think you're very sweet thank you thank you so what did you get about my joke so you said something about a card and then you were doing this like movement i was trying to um gesture what i was trying to fill up use to fill up why was it like down here oh come on use your brain darling was it a penis yes of course but you didn't get it i didn't get it okay right what about mine what was it and then i asked you to tell me about yourself well it's a tinder profile so i can't i mean i can't talk okay like swipe like yeah but the thing is with tinder i would look at like you know i'm following if i had a chewing gum because what i was smelling over there what do you mean leave him he's sour because he's out he's out yeah cover the side it's flipped okay okay okay hey my name is vik i'm 25 and are you a tree because when i see you all i think is leave you my friend if i had someone like you i'd make you my everything my absolute world i'll be honest you deserve the best thank you that was so nice thank you baby hi i'm josh i'm 28 i recently recovered from covid can i inject you with my vaccine oh yeah you know what i actually really want a vaccine this man is hot singles in your area sign up now yeah she's not well she's not well hi i'm uh ksi i know you oh you do yeah oh you did it about four minutes ago yeah come on yeah she knows you because you know she knows him because your name holds that much much weight hey she knows now i'm sure she heard all my tunes uh hi i'm chunks i'm 24 and you're ally gorgeous oh sorry um are you french by the way because i fell for you oh yeah hi i'm toby i'm 27 most couples love finishing each other's sentences i just want to finish in you oh good one what about making a baby is grim hey listen if you're not involved oh i'm just very nervous did you walk away with him because it was like peer pressure we're a couple oh so why are you on sensor what's this about he has a girlfriend he has a girlfriend do you have a girlfriend i don't know i realized quick i felt sorry what's your name and toby i didn't like the statement i thought that was very presumptuous so that was a no um you're a little bit rude you just walked away from me couldn't handle can't someone's talking here who was rude start again we didn't hear sorry start again he was rude sorry what's your name harry harry um he can't handle an you let me know when she comes in there wow this is health and wealth minds in love again this is vitamins and calories hi my name is amore i'm 21 and i'm from east london hi my name is philly i'm 25 um why don't you sit on my lap for me to talk about the first thing that pops up oh hey hi i'm josh i'm 28 i'm here to chew bubble gum and scram ass and i'm out of gum hello i'm harry i'm 23 um your breasts look heavy do you need me to hold them for you i'm sorry hi i'm jj 27 and there's something gorgeous about your eyes oh that's it my reflection yeah i didn't like that turn around that was grim my name's vick i'm 25 and is your name trigonometry because i have no interest in doing why are you copying yourself i'm sorry about that i'm toby i'm 27 i have to ask orange juice or apple juice orange juice uh hi i'm ethan i'm 25 uh do you want kids yeah eventually shotgun first yes sir hi my name's harry panera i'm 29 i wish i gave you hot chocolate because you are what you drink i think i look bro i don't think she liked that one are you lost because uh heaven's a long way from here toby because he just said because i like orange juice not apple juice so no thanks you made an inappropriate comment um you just made like a like up your own kind of ass comment so i was like well oh um i don't even really remember your line yeah i just i just said that i was here to chew bubble gum and oh yeah and scram ass yeah no you didn't even try what i'm still trying to recover from the last one what happened i said i didn't have a girlfriend for a second so yeah okay okay and then you also just weren't interested so i was like well i guess i'll reject his attitude today thank you hello hello hello hello okay i'm going yeah she's sophisticated hi i'm perdy i'm from north london and i'm 28 hello i'm harry i'm 23 um are you sure you're a muggle because that ass is magical hi i'm toby i'm 27 and fun fact about me i have 70 hobbies 69 and fishing 69 yeah and fishing she's not even that and fishing you know when you have to repeat your joke yeah so confused she doesn't get fishing i'm ethan i'm 25 and i'm no dentist but i can what a solid hello oh i'm sorry i'll be honest she didn't even know what fishing is bro my name's vic i'm 25 and are you the son because i prefer if you stayed 93 million miles away from me like it's the weakest link no but it's not not trying he just insulted guys if you don't mind sorry hi my name is harry finera i'm 29 i like apple pie but i would love to see you cream pie harry that's so serious no hi uh my name is chunks i'm 24 and i like to sing fly me to the moon let you see what spring is like on jupiter and mars oh i'm jj 27 and uh obviously chunks can sing but i can rap got a lot of time for the one that i'm watching amazon prime if you want to get something no i don't like i'm jj 27 and you have the perfect face for for radio if he's stuck with the wrapping you might have made it the other side yeah hi i'm simon i'm 28 and do you want 12 inches of dick tonight because we could have sex four times hi i'm josh i'm 28 if the guy behind me gets the math question right can i can you say yes english everyone knows me and maths problem i ain't gotta do the mass one now all right keep it down please oh he's done that one no no speaking the english uh very well um inches okay cool and it bends left yours is rude i fucked up yep his rapper was dry you don't know what fishing is i can't remember what you said fittings yeah yeah i don't need anymore it was good i'm actually really scared of going to the dentist so no one even heard it i ain't got another line i'm just saying i can make it a better experience for like veneers mine was nice okay at the beginning i think you were being nice different language a different culture yeah different shapes and sizes yeah hey good for you darling i'll tell you one thing you're beckham um you were just so serious and he gave me the look up and down like i'd said something awful i was looking at your brilliant swag to be honest you came here looking very fantastic and i just wanted to leave something in you hey look at her she loved it she went of course um and what do you think of ksi if you'd rapped and just stuck with the rapping we might have been somewhere we told him that when you said something someone laughed top 10 top 10 top 10 what charts continuously i don't know it's not easy come on that's quite an even spread right here yeah four five question out of all of us which one would you really take home if you had for a dirty sesh you're thinking too much just quick no but purely because my niece apparently really likes you harry oh oh okay but she's like your biggest fan from new zealand so wait so you would f**k him hey thanks very much thank you i gave it to serenading because i thought that was very romantic there she is there she is welcome wakey wakey hi my name's amy i'm 27 from surrey hi i'm jj uh 27 and yeah i guess you are proof that god can make mistakes i'm gonna fix it holy s**t i'm done hi i'm josh i'm 28 do you drink soda because you look so delicious oh no as cheesy as that was yeah come on i'm vik i'm 25 and girl you're you're a 10 on the ph scale because you look kind of basic all right vik's on smoke tonight vik is on smoke tonight i wanted a boyfriend anyway not a son you can't stay here bro you gotta leave that was sick hi uh my name's chunks i'm 24 um can you read this essentials that's what you are to me oh thank you so much oh it's great this is a great day for me today i'll be honest all right hi i'm simon i'm 28 and are you from the philippines because i'd love to fill you with my peen yeah hi i'm toby i'm 27 you know what looked good on you me that's it hello i'm harry i'm 23 and just like my slippers in the masjid you stole my heart and i'll never get it back what i don't know what that means hi uh i'm ethan i'm 25 you look like you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me that made me a bit that was worse than my world you know what we've got to that point she don't like you harry i'm telling you you what she don't like you i can tell by the way she looks at you she don't like you do you like me yeah you just speed this up and just direct me i appreciate you so much i'm sorry for you that's why you're there no this is based on looks cringe cringe oh lord you're throwing your mate under the bus and oh and the other two you can't remember oh my god why were you why would she came here with the shotgun yeah on volts oh what did you man say why were you cringe yours was a soda line yeah and that's weird because you only like black girls as well chunks so that's mad weird one next one next one i'm ellie i'm 23 and i'm from hartfordshire i am i'm chunks i'm 24 um how many siblings do you have two yeah i just can't wait to meet my in-laws when can i meet them when can i meet them do you reckon yeah tonight they're actually around tonight yeah yeah is this a record or something what does he say i'm not i'm not gonna chug off 100 i'm moving nuts after don't worry thank you very much hi i'm toby i'm 27 just wondering if you can swim yeah okay i need someone to teach me how to swim i'm trying to learn the breaststroke breaststroke how tall are you oh no clearly oh no i'm going that way you didn't wait for me to answer i might like i might like dwarves you never know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah take those heels off and start talking i told you i've seen it that's three inches of confidence i'm seeing three inches of confidence i like gingers though so it's all right so you can get yeah yeah she said yeah all right sorry oh that was my uh dying mum she said she hates when i lie yeah i'm simon 28 how are you i'm good go on then he said that was his um hi i'm harry um i'm 23 uh you look fabulous for your age you're really sweet you look like my ex-boyfriend hi i'm josh i'm 28 are you a sea lion i can see you i can see you lying on my bed tonight hi my name is harry panera i'm 29 you look like your pussy farts it's outrageous hi i'm philly i'm 25 i'm very different to harry i really want to get to know you and you know you said it on the way here i said you said you like black yeah yeah yeah that's what you said no disrespect to you i can't wait for you but i don't like to see my friend here i'm jj 27 and could you just turn to your side real quick all right you're a dickhead you're a dickhead i'm going home see look even though we had a debacle i'd never do that to you i'd never do that to you all right hello my name's ethan i'm 25 and like i said i'd never do you like that do you want another try no okay to be fair some of them i didn't actually say no to i didn't say no to you didn't i no i mean some of the jokes there some of them just aren't funny are they like who who's in particular yeah yours wasn't a joke it's an observation i was a bit harsh on you because it's not your fault you look like my ex so you can go actually you can go over there we're the same age it's fine well i mean tomato tomorrow big man she called me a thank you hello hello hello hello oh yeah right this is this is how you do it this is how wow i'm actually taking you serious this is this is yeah hi i'm chloe kibble i'm 25 and i'm from london no i'm not i'm 24 oh my god my birthday's in may so six okay you look shy your breath stinks are you talking to me no i'm gonna tell you something about yourself now my name's harry panera i'm 29 and i'm here to do my bit for the community so i'm here to give you some change why get out of here oh you said the max thing that was awesome you know you know you're unruly today this is not right you know what it is i'm here to do my bit for the community yeah no you're i dare you to talk to my friends like that with that small mouth hi i'm josh i'm 28 my girlfriend said to pick the prettiest girl from today and ask her for a threesome so i'll wait for the next girl i didn't even say no i'm not on the freezy freeze he's crazy i'll be honest you seem like a lovely girl man love to get to know you um my name's philly um yeah i'll be honest you're not in the best position now someone was rude to you last two people i just reckon out of love let me go through and me and you can talk about i'll be honest look at me am i attractive i'm ethan i'm 25 your legs are like an oreo i want to split them apart and eat a good bit in the middle come here let's just just join joins welcome it's an elite members club over here i'm jj 27 and how tall are you 5 10 5 10 what the **** i'm never going to survive i'm not going to survive also i'm ksi she knows the piece she knows the two ways she knows he's a millionaire she'd be done not to pick him yeah i'd ******* pick him hello i'm harry i'm 24 uh are you a pokemon because i'd love to pikachu naked he's the best my name is i'm 25 and you kind of remind me of newton's laws not perfect but good enough oh yeah to make sure your mouth smells good no you're insinuating my mouth smell bad even though you could yeah guys please just a bit of respect you copied me uh hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and if you swipe right i'll swipe my card oh what about nando's hey i'm simon i'm 28 and uh how much to bring all of us to the yes side i've got i've got some real issues with this no no it's cool because i'll reach your ankles enjoy it enjoy it enjoy that i hope you have a i've got a fetish you look sweet and i'm on clartan this year i'll be honest with as many things as possible so there's no point careful yeah i wouldn't want to do that to you seem like a good girl at least he's honest unless i know she don't look like a class to me it looks like a good girl are you on casual sex no it's mad how you know um hello my name is louise i'm 27 and i'm from london hi louise i'm toby 27 just wondering if you have a yard sale anytime soon because i've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years years you know that's the police going to shut you down years hi i'm simon i'm 28 and do you want some really great sex yeah oh okay yeah there was a punchline but i'll take you was it me no he did pause he paused i'll take you i'm here hi i'm josh i'm 28 roses are red you're as cute as a duck let's go on a date and then we can oh cuddle yes oh god i'm vick i'm 25 my ex-girlfriend said i'd never do better than her do you want to prove her right prove her right wrong goodness me vick wait oh you know he's an assassin i'm ethan i'm 25 i'm from london and i wrote you a poem hey louise you'd look better on your knees say yes please hello i'm harry i'm 23 uh are you a pickaxe because i want to make you mine that one's hard hey you know how cold he is because i want to make you mine i'm ksi that ain't gonna work that can't work not two times it works some manners for him of course if you don't say yes i don't know hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and i can tell just by looking at you mom's gonna love me oh hi my name's harry for now i'm 29 by your decisions you've made i deserve better i if he has the line he said he's gonna use please don't say the one he said hi i'm philly i'm 25 i'll be honest clapped ah jesus all right you know what you're a dickhead sorry i'm sorry i'm clapped not you i mean it i i i'm really really sorry yes i don't believe you look i'm really really sorry start with me please well at least you apologized first and foremost i'd never come in and do that to you it wasn't it wasn't the real me i'd never not to you okay what about me you took yourself out because of look at the state of them hate me bro well you never gave me a chance so yeah never gave me a chance our good friend uh ethan yeah yeah no yours is too far it's too far what did you say again do you know i don't even remember it's big i don't care man actually yeah the rest of you i think you were too far that's why i went too far hi guys black is beautiful hi i'm nandy i'm 25 from london hey uh i'm ethan i'm 25 i'm from london let's play carpenter first we'll get hammered then i'll nail you oh i flopped it i ain't eating mental relax i feel your pain bro yeah man i really feel your pain uh hello i'm harry i'm 23 uh did you fall from heaven because it looks like you land on your face oh sorry i said sorry i just like i thought i couldn't do it i couldn't do it i couldn't do it i couldn't do it i'm toby i'm 27 and honestly i'm just here to see what chunks harry and philly have to say so i'm gonna wait over there i'm on you i'm watching you we're supposed to be good at each other do it that's not right though you're good lines yeah i can't lie not at greatest yeah that's under the bus business now you gotta deliver uh hey my name's vick i'm 25 and if i can guess your favorite color will you swipe right oh hey that was sauce she woke up and chose violence violence she has to say what are you doing wow i'm ksi of course that's the word i'll say yes for the dance okay when you've got money at this point have you clocked now as well yeah yeah i'm actually realizing how famous i am i got a minute try it try it i'm mini minter one day hi i'm josh i'm 28 i spent 11 grand on pokemon cards the other night don't i don't really care about the money but i like your beards hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and uh can we play heads and tails so if it goes on the heads you swipe right go to the tails you swipe right all right try me yeah that's heads do you know what you'll keep going oh thank you babe i came here for that yeah you weren't listening she wasn't listening she was you heard what i said right yeah of course i heard it speaking about heads and tails my name's harry i'm 29 if you ever gave me head i'll never tell i'll be honest that's paul from harry you're the only black woman that's coming to show you my name's philly i'm 25 you should know better i'll be honest the thing is i picked him up and what he was saying you know i don't know what you said i did i did what he did i said my never mind right okay second one too short all right i'm telling you now these shoes are doing confidence sorry sorry the shoes are doing up confidence today but yeah third one that was too much fourth one i put myself here don't worry yeah so second to last it could have been but i needed more from you okay sorry i'll try and improve and then last one you just mumbled on it it could have been as well said you're shy millions of views and you're shy all right cool next one all right hey guys i'm carmel i'm 29 i'm from southeast london how are you guys doing hello i'm harry i'm 20 20 i'm 24 oh god um you know what's on the menu me and you oh hi i'm simon i'm 28 and hey toby call the police what okay why it's almost all our ass you know what you don't deserve that she's got trade yeah yeah love that yeah yeah yeah it's an emergency they stole the ass they stole the ass right violation they hung up hi i'm really into cryptocurrency i have a lot of money in the reef and ethereum i'm also ksi let's do it i hate you i'm too sick how'd you get away with what did he say he said he's into cryptocurrency and i'm hi my name's vick i'm 25 and i can see that you have a very good sense of fashion i swear yeah let's do it my name's ethan i'm 25 oh yeah that sounds like my balls slapping on your coot on his what you my friend no no he deserves it he deserves to be here you deserve the sky hi i'm josh i'm 28 the discount code for this video is legs do you want to spread them 10 out of 10 there we go hi my name's chunks and i'm 24 i'm actually the richest man in the room because this is ksi's wallet why are we jumping let's all get in the train