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What is ah? All right, so you're gonna have to forgive me during this live. You're gonna have to forgive me. Have you ever had this? Yo, this caffeine in here? Look at my whole face, my whole demeanor. I drank a half a can and I'm like. It's caffeine. Okay, I'm gonna tell you something. Caffeine is the best. I mean, the best. You're gonna have to forgive my entire personality. I had a little bit of caffeine today. I'm off my Richter. I've posted three videos today and you are helping me to crush the algorithm. Crush the algorithm. Good morning from the Pacific. What up, Najuma Brown? What up, Rihanna? Rihanna, I hope I said your name right. What is going on? And again, you need to forgive my entire personality for this live because, well, I may have had a little bit too much caffeine. It could be, maybe it's not. Hey, I'm glad I make you smile. That's great. What up, Ashley? What up, Lee? You are making me smile. All of you are making me smile. What up, New Orleans? Did I say it right, Stacy? New Orleans? I hope I said it right. What up, Taki? What a dope name, Taki. I hope I'm saying it right. That's a dope name, too. Look at all these people on here. All right, this is gonna be a good live. I can tell, I can tell. You know what, first of all, everybody needs to stop. Everybody needs to stop and everybody, you need to look at Anita Edwards' comment. I know it's a spelling error, but I just love it. I love you. I smell all the time. That's genius. I love you and I smell all the time. Good morning from Indonesia. I can't just do the laugh. Stop it. Busy folding clothes, but YT gave me a notification. The clothes can wait. Yes, New Orleans, what up, what up, what up? Love from Australia, fuckin' Australia. I'm from, where are you from? If you're from Australia, you can't just say I'm from Australia. You have to go, I'm fuckin' Australia. I'm fuckin', I'm fuckin' Australia. I'm, I'm Australia. I'm fuckin' Australia. That's what you gotta say. What up, Indonesia? Love my videos. Hey, everybody, listen. There's no reason I'm asking this. My goal was 100,000. I got 100,000 subscribers. Then I go, I want 200,000. Eight days later, because of you, I got 200,000. I can't believe it. I'm now at 215. I have noticed the back end, my subscribers are slowing down. I don't want any of your money. I don't want you to go, don't buy my merch. I have a link and I have merch. Don't buy it. Don't buy my merch. Don't buy anything. Don't send me money, nothing. What I want you to do, what I want you to do is, what up, Kylie, is continue to share my videos. That's my commodity. That's all I want from you. Share 10 of my videos. I don't have a specific thing. I'd love to get to 300,000, but I'm very grateful where I'm at. I have noticed the back end has slowed down a little bit, so just go on and share this live and share my videos. That's all I ask of you. Don't buy anything from me. Don't give me any money. When I come to your town to do stand-up comedy, you can buy a comedy ticket then. That's it. I deserve a glass of milk. Okay, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. You deserve a glass. Okay, good evening, Josh. I had a really good day. I had a great day. Thank you, Snow. Thank you, Kylie, for saying that. I hope I keep making people laugh, too. What up, Kuashi, Ashley, Michigan. That's not a knife. It's a knife. That's my old Australian go-to. It's a knife. Sharing already. Thank you, thank you, Trey. I appreciate it. You have no idea. Yo, dude. I mean, I need it, but I don't get it. I got 200,000, but I wanna crush, I wanna crush, I wanna crush, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I'm out of caffeine. I wanna crush him. I wanna, look at my face. Look at the change. I wanna crush him. Okay, I'm done. Hey, I know you wanna sleep. Watch my live for a little bit. Why not? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Do you even lift? Would you come to a local gym? I don't know what that means. Yes, I work out every single day. Yes, yes, Kylie, it's insane. So this is what happened. I started 35 days ago, let's just say, whatever, some 35, 36, 34 days ago, and then I got 100,000, and I was like, okay, let's get 200, and then in eight days, I got another 100,000. What? So I'm gaining in between 3,000 to 10,000 subscribers a day. I have noticed it's slowed down. Giddy up, yeah. Right when I, oh, I got monetized. Hey, you know how much I've made? Listen to this, $17.83. That's what I've made. That's it. Look at this. Ashley, my big dream is to become a diversity anime office. I have inspired you. Attitude, please never change. I'm in college right now to achieve my dream. Dope. Just realize this. There's no rules. There's no laws. There's no nothing. Everything we have in the world is all human systems. If you can figure out how to navigate through the human systems, you can create the life that you want. You just need to keep going when everyone says no. No to means you just don't know enough information, or you don't really know me, because I'm going to make it. Oh my God, I just made that second part up. No means you don't know enough information, or you don't know me enough to know that I'm going to make it. Giddy up. Boom. How do you like that? Oh man, you got a chemistry paper? You are much smarter than me. I did not do good in chemistry. Hi, Elizabeth N. Phoenix. How are you? What up? You love the hand moves? Giddy up. I make my day. Put a smile on my face. Thank you. I'm not into gaming. I'm up with this. I'm not not into gaming. I'm not like, ah, gaming, off. I just am not. I'm so doing my videos, but I have friends that do it, and they love it, and I love it. I just don't know much about it. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and I hope I make you laugh out loud. Yo, I posted a video today. Listen to this. So I pulled up, okay, this is what happened. There was a really good looking guy. Dope smile, just a good looking dude in a convertible, just dripping with a dope vibe. I followed him for two blocks. Pulled up next to him. Excuse me, sir, I was just wondering if you could do me a favor and leave some women for the rest of us. Dope, easy, video, right down the center, bowling, boom. I posted it, and all these people were like, yo, that's a huge comedian from the UK. I'm like, what? Yeah, he's a huge comedian. He was just out in Los Angeles performing with Dave Chappelle and he was on Britain's Got Talent. Boom. Him and I FaceTimed. He's in London right now going to Spain, then coming back here. Him and I are now friends. Just met him on the road. How great is that? Hey, what up, AMAC? Thank you for coming in so nicely, saying hi to everybody. Can't tell you how much it means to me. A lot of people have told me that I would move forward, but because my ADHD went to finally in a place where, yeah, you know what? Your ADHD may be an asset. There are some people that have ADHD where maybe it's debilitating and they need to figure that out. But sometimes, like for me, I don't know if I have ADHD, but my energy is certainly. That helps with my videos. I know it does. Here's a question. How many girls, literally zero, AMAC 89? Let me tell you what. I will not ever, ever, never, ever, ever do that because to me, this is a job that would cross a line and ruin all of the fun that I'm having. People ask it all the time. They go, why do you drive away? I go, because it's a job. I mean, I've done it to what, 40 people? Can you imagine if I got 40 numbers? People are like, what's wrong with you? Never, ever, right? And Ajene, it's a dope. And people just started tagging him. So I messaged him on Instagram like, yo, is this you in the video? Oh, yes, it is. He's like, oh, you got me. He goes, you did that. And then I kind of forgot about it. And then you hit me up. And he goes, oh my, he just forgot about it. Wasn't even thinking about it. Hey, thank you for saying you don't know me, but you love my videos. Thank you very, very, very much. I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. My sense of humor is down bad. Oh, I'm the worst. I'm single and lonely. That's what it is. Single and lonely. Hey, Josh, love my positive attitude. Hey, Mary, Jill, you know what? I work on it. I went to therapy. I went to 12-step for codependence. I work on it every single day. And when I catch myself being negative in my apartment, I try to turn myself on myself. Be self-aware and go, what are you doing? Stop it. Does that make sense? Because look, in 100 years, none of us are going to be here. In 200 years, no one's going to even know that we existed. None of this matters. Have fun everyday life. Do whatever you want. Walk in an elevator, fart, fire it up. Silly joke, silly stand-up joke. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I'm only going to be here for another 20 minutes. I have no idea about the art programs. I have nothing, zero, nada, zilch. Yes, so I do have a website. It's just my name, joshnassar.com. It's just my name right now and it has my videos and all that stuff. But I talked to a website designer today and we are going to be updating with the latest and greatest technology to be able to capture your emails and your phone numbers. So when I come to where you live, I just press a button and then you get told as opposed to spreading it out to everybody. I just send one or two. I contact you directly and you go, oh, he's coming out to perform stand-up comedy. But my website right now is just joshnassar.com. But that's a landing page. And over the next, let's just say two to three weeks, there's going to be a dope brand new one. What up, Ireland? What's going on? Hey, you just found my videos today. Dope, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Tell them to post it, note strategy. Just jumping in. Tell them to post it. Oh, Tony, thank you. Good job, Tony. So people say, how do you remain positive? I'll show you real quick. And it's not all the time. I lose my mind. But what I do is when I'm feeling down, I have these post-it notes right around here. So these are post-it notes, right? And they say things like, you got this, live your life, go forward, it will pass, be creative. And then I just put them random places, boom. Put them on your microwave. So when you're walking, you go, oh, go forward, be creative, it will pass. So if you're feeling down or whatever, put it right on your refrigerator, boom, be creative. You're going to get something out of the freezer, you go, and I tap it, double tap. So that's what I came up with. Just little post-it notes. Just put them around whenever you're feeling down. Does that make sense? Okay, I like the video. Rewatch the lines three times. Let's go, let go. Get away, get away, better no than I don't. And it won't ever stop because, you know, I gotta win every day. Oh, because I'm feeling like I'm feeling. I feel like I gotta get away, get away, get away better know than I don't. And I won't let stop, I don't even know what. I've been eating every day. You know what? I don't want any incentive offer. I don't want any gifts. I don't want anything from you at all. Don't send me anything. Don't give me anything. Give it to the homeless. Give it to your mom, your dad, your son, your daughter, whoever. Give it to a center that needs it. I don't want anything at all from you. Give, anything you wanna give to me, give to the less fortunate. I'm doing dope. If you wanna give me something, share my videos. Don't buy my merch. Literally, do not buy my merch. Do not buy my merch. I don't want your money. Go give your money to somebody else. Just share my videos. I got this too. I don't know what that is. I don't know what you're talking about. Libby, I don't know what you're talking about. Please explain yourself. By the way, if I miss your message, if I miss your message, please type it again, unless it's just something personal, and I'm not gonna answer. So sweet, love, influence comedians who are utterly humblest. Hey, Ashley, that's one of the things I said to myself. I say it, I go to myself. Be quiet, keep your mouth closed, just keep doing your videos, be humble, and move forward. That's what I say. Hey, Jin, thank you very much for jumping on the live. I appreciate you, appreciate you. No, I can't try to say your last name. I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna try. I don't know what it means, I'm not saying anything. I'm not trying. I will say your first name, Ashley. What up, Holland? But I will say your first name, Ashley. Big hug from Holland, what up, Sanja, how you doing? Oh, your post said you got this. Oh, okay. You got this too, dry heels are. Oh, okay, Libby, okay, I got it. Thank you, Libby. I was like, what? Did you see when it clicked in my head, Libby? First of all, by the way, once again, forgive my energy right now. I had a little bit of an energy drink, so I'm going silly. What up, yes, I love Monique Marvell. Oh, 2005, that's a long time ago, wow. Think in 100 years, we'll all be skulls and bones, so it won't really matter. That is definitely true. That is such a great thing, yes, yes, yes. What up, San Diego? What up, oops, what up, no problem, Ashley. Ooh, Ashley. I think you gotta tell people, Ashley, tell them to pronounce your name, Ashley. And they'll be like, Ashley, I'm sorry, I'm more proper, Ashley. What made me decide to spread so much positivity? Arthur, I was lonely and bored during the world shutting down. I had hidden cameras, and I go, I'm just gonna drive around, and I didn't know what I was doing at first. I was just saying random things, and then I saw what people were responding to online. And then I just figure, I'll just keep doing that. But I've always done this. I mean, I've done this, you know, I'm 22 years old. Merry Christmas. I've been doing this for years. Same kind of thing. Yes. LOL Marvez. I love Monique. I'm gonna call her Monique Marvel. What up, saludos, amigo. I don't know what that means, but I think it says hello. Have I ever watched a comedian, Fluffy? Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy. Yeah, I have definitely watched a comedian, Fluffy. My friend opens for him. I had a drink called Celsius. I don't know if you have it where you live, but it's Celsius. I drink it before I work out, but I was editing, and I was like, oh, a little more caffeine, and now I'm like. Thank you very much, Wondalish, Wondalish. Thank you very, very much, and that's dope that your cooking channel is growing. Keep posting, that's all I can tell you. Do I have T-shirts lined up? I already have seven T-shirts. It's on my site. Not to, I've said this before, I don't want you to buy my merch. I'd rather you, my T-shirts are $25. I'd rather you take that $25 and give it to somebody else. I don't want your, I really don't want your money. I want you just to share my things. I'd rather you take your money and give it to your mom or your dad or somebody who really needs it. I'm doing dope right now. All I want you to do is share my stuff. The way you show support is to share my stuff, and when I come to your town, wherever you live, buy a comedy ticket, that's great, but until then, until I really launch a proper everything, don't worry about it, I don't want your money. Public trolling is OG YouTube. That's why you have a knack for it. I don't know what that means. Because I have only been on YouTube, basically, like really focused for 34 days. What up, Brazil? My fang vids, very good question. I think, so basically, essentially is, it's hard to remind yourself. How do you keep yourself positive, essentially? I have accountability partners, buddies that I'll call, that I'll text on a daily basis. We keep each other in check. Self-affirmations around the house. Working on my self-awareness, and also stopping and looking in the mirror, for just like 10, 15 seconds, and being like, yo, I love you, you're dope. Like, good job. So, working on my self-awareness, accountability buddies, and then taking time to look in the mirror. That's just like three quick things. I love it, thank you. Am I by any chance an assassin? You talking to random people the way you do is trolling. I think it's different, because I do troll my friends online. I troll my, me and my friends, if you didn't know that we liked each other, and that we text, we troll. I think mine is, I wouldn't call it trolling. I don't know what it is, but I do understand what you're saying. I think I'm a cousin of trolling. Fun to watch, brother. We are with you again. Your insight is beyond yourself. Very, very good. Hard work, perseverance. Yes, yes, yes, yes, you got it. Do I use humor to hide my pain? No, I'm pretty happy. I'm back. I'm pretty happy, to be honest. I really am. When I was younger, I'm sure, but no, now I'm very, very happy right now. Oh, thank you. Yep, I want people to be happy. That's dope. I want to keep people laughing. That's what I want to do. Oh, Kyle, you like that one. Sir, why are you giving the finger? And he goes, oh, yeah, that was a dope video. I watched your first video in your library with my AirPod disconnected. The volume was up. Awkward. Yeah, Ashley. I shot that many years, not many years ago, but that was a, I had like 18 million views. It was a video that I shot on a train and a subway in New York. I've used to watch Norm Macdonald, yes. I'm only gonna be in there for, I'm only gonna be in there, I'm only gonna be on there for another 10 minutes. By the way, my haircut is looking delicious. Okay, I'm back. Hey, that's right. Johnny, Johnny, help me say that. I'm a goblin. Are you trolling people? No, I'm gobbling, I'm gobbling them. This is really, this is kind of deep, what Tony just said, and I think it's right. My outlook comes from pain, and this is the most beautiful part of perseverance. That's, I'm gonna screen cap, that's dope. Thank you, Tony, that is dope right there, Tony. Boom. I live in Los Angeles in Hollywood, California. I live in Los Angeles. That's, Susan just came in, I just discovered this week. It's really, really cool because so many people, so many people are discovering it this week and last week, and it's really, really great. Has anyone ever told you, you remind me of a better looking Joe, oh my God, I'm gonna send this to Sal. Sal is my friend, and I know Joe, I know Joe, who's a sweet man. Has anyone ever told you, you remind them of a better looking Joe Gatto? That's so dope. Goblin 2022. Yes, sir. Got my hair cut. How old are you? I never said I'm 25, I'm 17. Merry Christmas. I'm 21, 23, 27, 46. Hike. Okay, I'm back. I have never touched, that's a very good question. I've never, in fact, you're not really supposed to go and touch the Hollywood sign. I've seen it. Good morning, good evening. Good question, Ajani. Hey, Wondelish, Wondelish? You're making me hungry, Wondelish. You got a food channel. You know what? I figured, look, I can spread negativity, or I can spread positivity. I'm trying my best to spread the positivity. I mean, really? What do you, I mean, the question. Ah, hilarious. Why do you pause before the punchline? Will it work as well if you don't? Well, that's just comedy. Pause. That's just comedy, pause. That's just cadence comedy, pause. Watch, that's just comedy, pause. That's just comedy, pause. Get it? I hope that makes sense. I get a lot of Jim Carrey energy from you. I don't, honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't, like, why would you say that you get, I don't, why would you? I mean, not to be rude, like, but why would you, do you know what I mean? Like, why would you, hold on. Why would you, why would you say you're getting Jim Carrey energy from me? Why would you? Not a problem, thank you. Thank you very much, not a problem. I've got Jim Carrey in my house, not a problem, thank you. I love Jim Carrey. Why would you say you're getting Jim Carrey from me? Thank you. Not a problem, Jim Carrey, thank you. Now you got me all started. The reason you're getting Jim Carrey from me is because I have impersonated him forever and ever. Oh, now you got me doing, Jim Carrey, not a problem. No, thank you. So fun, isn't it? I've got pillows, upon pillows. All you had to say, Jerry, all you had to say was Jim Carrey one time. This is all that you said. I get, I get a lot of Jim Carrey energy from you with a little heart thing. So 10 words, you sent me off for the last minute going, not a problem, thank you. I'm sorry, everybody, but I'm getting very much into it. Not a problem. Oh, it's the best, news to me. So great. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. That was a great awakening moment at a time. I mean, we are with you. Okay, I'm awake, not a problem, thank you. Okay, I gotta stop, yeah. Thank you. Yeah, iron force, that's a good one, right? I don't pay attention. Jim Carrey is great, and yes, you are Jim Carrey-ish. Why are you, why are you saying I'm Jim Carrey-ish? I don't even know who that, I don't even know who that is. Stop, you stop. Okay, okay, what is my favorite? I've never seen a Jim Carrey movie. Ace Ventura, liar, liar. They're all good. I love you, Philip Morris is another great one. That's dramatic acting. The Truman Show. Oh, he's so great. Oh, come on, okay, I'm stopped. I'm gonna stop. I mean, look, three minutes now, because somebody said you have Jim Carrey vibes. You know? Thank you. Stop it. Okay, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, 10 words, and it sent me off on a tangent. Okay, okay, I'm done. I'm done, everybody, I'm done with that. Thank you, Wondalish. All of you are so great, by the way. Thank you for all of your kindness on here. Everybody's being so nice. I appreciate it more than you know. One of the things that you can do is when we're done this live, put your phone down, press play. Let it play again. Share it with your family and your friends. Just go in the shower, press play, let it run. I never saw Eternal Spotlight, Sunshine Mind. I don't wanna do that, though. I like that, Ashley. Ashley, I like that, Ashley. Thumbing it now. No, Conrad. Hey, how you doing, man, hey. Hey, how you doing? Hey, yo, Adrian. Hey, I can. Hey, yo, Adrian. It's so dated, though. Hey, yo, Adrian. Hey, how you doing? Hey, Paulie. Oh my God, I can. Hey, yo, Paulie. Wow, I can do him. Hey, yo, Paulie. Yeah, I can do him. Wow, okay, there it is. Conrad. Hey, yo, Paulie. That's pretty good, right? Hey, yo. You can see I'm getting my ear. I'm teaching my, hey, yo, hey, yo. All right, I'm done. All right, listen, I've been on here for 29 minutes and 14 seconds. 29 minutes and 14 seconds. I'm gonna jump off here at 30 minutes. I'm going to jump in the shower, and then I'm going to the comedy clubs. You all are amazing. Once again, do not buy my merch. Don't send me any money on here. Nothing, nada, zilch. Even if you give a penny to somebody today, give something away of yours to somebody. Just give something away to somebody today. Now, with that said, when we jump off here, do me a favor. Let's get my algorithm back in check. It's doing great. It's slowed down over the last 72 hours, but just share all my videos. Just go ahead and share all my shorts. Share my videos. Share my lives. Share the compilations. Let's keep me going. I'm on a great trajectory. I gain in between 3,000 to 10,000 subscribers, sometimes 12,000 a day. I just want to keep it going, so the bigger I get, the more I can tour and do stand-up comedy, the bigger living I can do, so I can make more money to give away to people in my videos. That's the goal. So with that said, everybody, have a dope, dope, dope day, and everybody, make today special. No, you make it. No, you do. Not a problem. Thank you. I am signing off. Thank you.