Everything We Know About The Bermuda Triangle: Explained!

The Bermuda Triangle, a loosely defined section of the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean where people go and never return. Welcome back to SourceFed, I'm Stephen Suptic. And I'm Candace Carrizales. For years, people stopped caring about the Bermuda Triangle, and here we are again. Another fan theory. Great. Well, it's actually more than just a wacky conspiracy theory, Candace. The theory was formed by the minds behind the Science Channel's hit show, What on Earth? Lay it on me. Give me the theory, little pleasant boy. Well, it all begins with these hexagonal cloud formations seen over the Bermuda Triangle. These clouds are described by Dr. Randy Cervini of Arizona State University as air bombs. Giant waves are created by these air bombs when bursts of air come off the bottom of clouds and hit the ocean. This sounds like a gallon of baloney, Stephen. Air bombs? Not a chance. You and I both know why the Bermuda Triangle is so dangerous. Um, because it's one of the most frequently traveled shipping lanes in the entire world and of course there will be more accidents with more traffic? No you fool. Don't you see? The answer has been in front of our very own eyes this entire time. I reveal before you now the true cause of the Triangle's mystery. David Blaine. Meteorologists are leaving their secret layers to kill this theory before any more news outlets title their article, Mystery of the Bermuda Triangle Solved. NBC meteorologist Kevin Correvo is at- Do you hear my theory? About the Bermuda Triangle, were you listening? Yes. I think David Blaine is behind the disappearances. Yeah, no, I heard- He's taking the ships. NBC meteorologist Kevin Correvo believes that the oddly shaped clouds could be formed by small islands in the Bahamas, heating the air differently, creating erratic weather patterns. Dear David Blaine, if you're watching this video, I love you, you're hot, monotone, give me a kiss. I like your magic and I think you're real hot. Comment down below if you're David Blaine or if you know him and can get me in contact Another argument against this theory is that the cloud formations in the Bermuda Triangle and the ones in the North Sea are unfairly compared, honestly, when it all comes down to it. The David Blaine theory is just as useful as any of the ones that came before it. There have been paranormal explanations, magnetic anomalies causing compasses to not work, the powerful Gulf Stream taking away boats with engine problems or planes making water landings, mud volcanoes making ships sink, it just goes on and on. David Blaine is taking the ships. I know it. Have you seen his 2010 special, What is Magic? David Blaine is not taking the ships. I hate you, Steven. Actually, the real person you should hate is Vincent Gaddis, who coined the term Bermuda Triangle in 1964 as a cover story about the disappearance of a plane. Wait a second. Vincent Gaddis? Yeah. This man. What are you doing? I know this man. It says he died in 1997, but no, this cannot be. I can't believe it. I think Vincent Gaddis is David Blaine. All right, cool. So let us know in the comments what your Bermuda Triangle conspiracy theory is, and we'll be collecting your responses and doing some secret things with them soon. Do you think I have a chance with David Blaine? Let me know in the comments below. Thanks, everybody, for watching. I'm Candace Karazalek. And I'm Steven Suptic. Bye. Oh, no, I'm an innocent bystander who was just sprayed because I was in the crossfire. Too bad. Skunk lock. Oh! What if you do please your partner, but you just want to see them F other people? F meaning sex in this case. Sex. Yeah.