"My Office Christmas Party" - AGT Podcast

There we go. Oh, you did such a good job. Welcome to the show, everybody. Hi, Jeff. Hi, Jason. What's new? Oh, so many things. I love this setup, Naveen. Thank you so much. And Naveen is here. Naveen, come in and show everybody how great you look today. There we go. And the rest of the podcast, she's just in front of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just got a thumbnail. Thank you so much, Naveen. No, we were out on the mountain today and I try to go hiking and there's two hikes. There's Freiman and there's Runyon and Freiman is a little bit easier. We did Freiman yesterday. It was good. I went really slow. And then today we're on Runyon. Runyon's much harder. And then about halfway through, what did you say? She said, I go, yeah, I go, it's good though. It's good. I know it's hard, but we're getting there so good. You're going to feel so good after. She was like, no, it's not. It's bad for my body and it's bad for my mind. And then, and then I just was like, okay, I'm not going to say anything. Like she's pissed. Like it was a hard hike. It was very hard. And she's supposed to stop halfway and I go a little bit further and then I come up and catch up. She didn't do that. She did the whole hike. Well, that's good. And then. It's good for your body. Yeah, and then as we were getting closer and closer to the car, she was like getting a little less pissed, a little less pissed. And then we got in the car and she was like, I don't even feel good. She's like, I can't even do that. And then another five minutes went by and she was like. The endorphins kicking in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said that. I go, aren't your endorphins kicking in? She goes, no. They're not kicking in. And then about five minutes later, we got to the house. She's like, okay, my endorphins are kicking in. Okay, go to Marshall's. Without serving breakfast. We're going to Sephora. You're going to Sephora? Don't make it Ross Dress for Less. That's not it, Ross. Okay, Sephora it is. Be careful out there. It's wild out there right now. We are. Jeff, poor Jeff couldn't get here. It was rough. The traffic is crazy on the holidays. What are you doing? Get your freaking Diet Coke and go. It's boys time. You're just calling her out on everything. She's so into guys. Like if I get with. Yeah, that's weird. No, like the other day I was with a bunch of guys and she just loves to like saddle up and be like. She'll go like this. She'll go, what are we talking about, boys? Bye, Niveen. Well, Jeff. Is that what you call her, Niveen? No, I've never gotten a good nickname for her. I've tried Endog. I've tried Niveen. I've tried. I've tried it all, Jeff. I call her Shrimp. That's what I call her. Does she have a nickname for you? Shrimp. Or J-Dog. Sometimes she calls me J-Dog. J-Dog? J-Dog, yeah. Remember when you, oh my God. When we were in college. Yeah. And you were like, we gotta have nicknames. We gotta have nicknames. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. 100%. That sounds like something I would say. And it was only to give yourself a nickname? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted one so badly. Do you remember what it was? No, but I remember this. But what was the nickname? Juice. And you're like, and I'll be Juice. And everybody else, Toph, everybody was like, hmm. He's like, Toph, you're Toph. I am so not Juice. Yeah, I know. We were all like, and you had a trunk and you were like always drawing on ---- you shouldn't be drawing on. Yes, I would draw on the walls. Yeah, you drew Juice. Did I really? Yeah, and you were like, I'll be Juice. I don't think you gave anybody else a nickname. You were like, let's all get nicknames. I'll be Juice. End of nickname session. You know, as I was saying, I didn't think I was as cool to have the name Juice, but I thought it was funny in my mind to call myself something so cool and knowing that I wasn't so cool. It's like when I do Austin Powers. I know it's not funny. But you can't. But I just do it. You have to do it. I go, yeah, baby. Nobody wants to. It's ironic. Juice was ironic. I feel like that hasn't crossed the line. Isn't it ironic? You still do the songs? Don't you think? I was doing that. You were? Yeah, and I can't remember. Tell me the song you did. I can't remember one song that I did. We do this thing. Well, I think we all do it. You know, you hear a word, and then it takes you to a song. But what did you do? I don't remember one song that I did, but I did it like 10 times this week. Have you always been doing it or you just realized you did it because I mentioned you do it? No, I just started doing it. You started doing it, yeah. Which I never finished that quick. I'm quickly gonna finish the story of when we used to go to parties in New York. We went to Lisa DeLarios's house, and we would play this game. We'd get really high, and so I would sing a lyric of a song, like one lick. Do you have one? A song? Yeah. ♪ Baby, take me closer to the backseat of your Rover. ♪ All right. Chainsmokers. Right, okay. And so I have to take a word from that. Rover. Well, you can't decide. Oh, oh, oh. So, baby, take me closer in the backseat of my Rover. Right, and I'd be like. Can't afford. ♪ Baby now, girl, what's your problem? ♪ That's a Redbone song, that's a. Hey, you're taking the word baby. Baby, I'm taking baby. Oh, is that the game we would play? The game, and then on and on. Okay, go, go, go, go, go. But then we got to our friend Hash. Yeah. Hash, who's so great. And he's super high, and there was a lyric, and he picked out one word out of it, and he just turned to the next person and just goes, time after time, where was time? Time after time. I do, I remember that. And so the person, I think it was even Maureen, was like, what the ****, I have, I don't. And he just kept, he would never stop, because he's so high. Time after time. Right, right, right. He stopped the game cold in his tracks. He's just completely off, like at another vibration. You only have one other word, after. Yeah. And someone just keeps saying that in your ear, never stops, like, go, go, do it. Time after time. Oh my gosh. Well, what's new, man? It's the holidays. You had a tough time getting over here. I'm just having a tough time in the holidays. I felt bad for you. I felt bad you had to come over here on a Saturday with, and I know the traffic's insane. It's all good. It's just, now it's the holiday season. Whoop-dee-doo. Yes. And a doo-ba-dee-dop. I don't know, see, it just happens. It's the holidays. That's something different. That was a song. It's the holiday season. Oh. Doop-dee-doo, and a boo-ba-dee-dop. A ding-a-long-doom, and a doodle-dee-dop. You're so right. It is. You're making me do it now. You're making me do it all the time. Oh my gosh. Man, we're flying. This pod is just cooking hot with gas, huh? I had my coffee, I had my hike. I thought we could do, I could do a real quick, we're old section. Great. I'll start with you. Okay. What are you gonna do? Came in today, folks. Wondering how he gets, how he gets that. Yeah, gotta put me on blast. Are you on the pod? Little JFM, folks. Little Just For Men found it right on the counter. Brother, let me tell you. Easy comb and color targeted gray coverage. Listen, listen, I can tell you. Let me tell you something. Does this work? This ---- is the ----. So you use this, because I. Brother, brother, let me tell you something. I went, I was shooting that pilot, right? And I'm self-conscious because. By the way, Just For Men, if you would like to let us be your sponsor. I mean, that's a great idea. Hello, JFM. Oh my God. I'm gonna call him. No, I'm gonna DM them like after this is done. You should. Okay, so brother, let me tell you. I had to do that pilot, right? And I'm with all people that are younger than me. And I. Like always. As always, yeah. As I like to do. You know, the vampire life that I live. And I have gray right here, right? And in here is fine. But in here, it's like white, right? And so I go to my guy to get my hair cut. And I'm like, is there anything you can do about the color? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I can do it. And I was like. So he just starts ******* smacking it on me, like splattering it on me. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how you do it. You have to pull each hair. You have to like foil each piece. Like women do. Yeah. And he's like, oh. I was like, I already did it. And I was like. So then when I did the pilot, I have this like ******* like awful like brown dew. It's brown, it's fine. And then it grew out and it started. Then the gray started to come back. And Naveen's like, I can fix that. And I was like, no way. She's like, yeah. She's like, I read it online. She's like, these girlfriends say that they do it for their husbands. And all she did was just take like a little. Now I've had my hair cut since then. But you can't really see any gray, right? No. It's unreal. It looks like just right. It looks just right. It's not all the way out. Yeah, like it's some gray. That's what you want. You want some gray. That's in the new Jay Kelly movie. George Clooney says that. He goes, I got my hair cut. And they left some gray. He says this to his daughter. Jay Kelly. Oh, don't get me started on Jay Kelly. Some gray could be the name of this podcast. Some gray. Welcome back to some gray. Check your prostate every Monday. No, but yeah. So that's a cool. Let's keep this in front. That's a cool thing. Yeah. Maybe the sponsors, sponsies will come. Sponsies. I'm glad you're owning it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, listen. I know guys that get fricking full hair replacement things and they put it on social media. Yeah. Yeah, people are. I mean, I would do it. If we do do this, I will do the beard. Oh, you will? Yeah, I'll do the beard. Why do you keep a beard? I haven't seen my face. Why do you keep a beard? To me, a beard, terrible. I mean, it looks good on you, but not that it doesn't look good. Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. No, that's all right. But I mean like the itchiness. Oh, I just don't have that. You don't have it. Years and years of having a beard. I mean, have you ever remembered me without a beard? Not really. I know. So why do you keep it? And you know, women love beards. Well, not one woman, who's my wife. The one I sleep with. Oh my God, she's just resigned to it. She's like, I just want to see your face. And I'm like, nobody else does. Why don't you try it next week? Dude, give it a shave. Oh my God. You crazy? Let's shave it right now. No. Come on. Absolutely not. But people want to see it. Did you see the comment? Someone left a comment on one of our podcasts. When we went from audio to video, someone left a comment. They're like, damn, I didn't know Jeff was such a looker. I did see that. It was very weird. That was fun. It was strange. Yeah, it was good. I mean, thank you. Yeah. I don't feel that way. Super nice. Yeah. No, my old story, really quick, is I had to go back since our last podcast to see my dad, who is in a rehab center downstairs. And I had this really surreal, really weird, full life circle moment where I went to see him. And by the way, he has just been released, to my shock, after seeing him. Oh my God. He's out. You're kidding. He's back home. So he's not good, but he's back home. So that's all good, and that's why I bring it up. But I went to see him, and he was not doing that good. I was surprised. But I was, he's in a wheelchair, and I was walking him around this large rehab center. And my mom, who also is not very mobile anymore, it's too long of hallways. So I brought my mom, and I have to get her a wheelchair. So I am pushing one and pulling the other around this rehab center. Oh my God. Hanging out with him. And everybody's in their rooms. They're like a million years old. And they're all just laying in beds, and TVs are on. And as I'm walking the hallways, it's like everybody's watching Storage Wars. Wow, that's surreal. That's surreal. There's a very triggery open to the show that has been in my head for 15, 16 years. Do-do-doom, like that. And it just keeps happening. I'm just walking around, it's like, do-do-doom. Wow. When storage units become abandoned. It's almost like a sign. It was such a weird. I'm not sure what the sign's saying. I don't know either. But that is interesting. Oh yeah, it was so real. It's funny on so many levels. And also, it was so sad. I went through the gamut of like, oh my God, what am I doing with my life? Like the people who I. Why? I make content for are like on their deathbed. I mean, you know. Well then also. Mine are 12 years old. Yeah, so we're on the full spectrum. We have a full spectrum entertainment show for everybody. Wow, that's great. Not only that. That's funny. And Pete was there, and I won one of the days, and I was listening to it. And I started, like I was sitting with my dad, and it would go off again. I'm like, I wonder which room that's in. And Pete's like, nobody cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had this thing I even told Pete. I was at the nurses station, and I literally almost was like, I notice everybody really watches Storage Wars. And they didn't. I'm gonna make that show. If they want to have a talk, they want to get everybody. You didn't say that. They didn't. I played it out in my mind. I literally was sitting there daydreaming while my dad was like doing physical therapy. I was daydreaming. Oh, let's get everybody in the community center. Jeff Bumgarner from Storage Wars is here. Hi, everybody. How are you doing? It's like one flew over the cuckoo's nest, and I'm like. I know those like rehab old person homes, and they are tough. Try one in rural North Carolina. And so did you say anything? I did not. I wanted to so bad. That'd be so funny. But it would be the most self, I just, I've been hearing it a lot as I go room to room. Okay, everybody. We've got a real treat today. We know how you guys watch Storage Wars 24 hours a day. You're not the gambler. That's a character from the show. Yeah, that's one of the guys on the show. Are you on the show? No, I'm not on the show. Nevermind. I think I'll go back to my room now. Wow. I just pooped. Well, I mean, you know, that's like, I like moments like that in life, little kismet moments. It was something. Where you're dealing with your parents' age and some kind of sign on the TV. Unbelievable. Well, anyways, yeah, so I've just been here in this living room studio, making podcasts, trying to promote my pilot. And we did okay this week. That's great. And then we've tapped out. We're like, okay, we gotta keep, it's doing like 10,000 views a day. And then now it's like, I'm stopping. It's on YouTube and you're getting 10,000 views a day. That's good. That's awesome. It's okay, it's okay. It's good, it's good. A lot of comments. And then it just dropped. Well, no, no. We had a big argument on the other podcast that like some of my friends, they didn't like the pilot, which actually served me really well because then that was on the podcast so then people went. And then people go and weigh in and be like, oh, so that was amazing. I was like, okay. And it was interesting getting critiques from people. And it was interesting seeing the same thing wrong with it that people would repeat. Really? Too fast. Too fast? Like everything goes by too fast? Just cutting too much. But not everybody said that, but when someone had a criticism, that one would come up a lot. But that gives it pace though. I know. I don't know how to make a TV show. I don't know what the **** I'm doing. You do a little bit. I don't. I don't at all. You know better than I do. Apparently not. I keep failing at it. What are you talking about? You're the ******* hit dog at the rehab center. You're the guy. You gotta go back, man. I know, I gotta go back. You gotta go. Imagine your dad goes home. He's fine. And you're like, I'm just gonna bop over. Or if they're like, oh, he had to go back in for a week. And I'm like, oh great, I think I could come out. Could I have the name to the head nurse's station? See if I can arrange that. That's okay, Jeff. You don't have to fly out. It's just, they're checking me out. It's a check out. No, no, no. Sort of worked up an idea. I've been working on it. I have a PowerPoint presentation. They're gonna love it. It's really funny. Or if he's like, I don't have to go back there. And I'm like, could you go once? Yeah. There's a tree behind us. Yeah, this is from Facebook Marketplace. $50. Wow. Yeah. Are you familiar with what Timothy Chalamet has been saying on? No. I found this so interesting. He's got this new movie coming out, Marty Supreme, which I really wanna see. I think he's awesome. I think he's a great actor. And he is, I mean, he's reading, he's like saying insane stuff. He's like, this is my best performance. Wow. This is, and it's just like, it's so foreign to me. Let me just read you. I sent you a bunch of clips. I know. You sent me a lot of clips. I didn't see this one. This is probably the best performance. It's been like seven, eight years that I've been handing in really, really committed, top of the line performances. It's important to say it out loud because the discipline and the work ethic I'm bringing to these things, I don't want people to take it for granted. This is really some top level ----. Wow. What do you think of that? I don't love it. You don't? I don't. Listen, I think if, you know, it doesn't bother me because he's great. Yeah. It's almost like he's talking like an athlete. It's kind of like he's, I feel like he feels undervalued. This is hard. I had to learn to play guitar and sing like Dylan. Yes, I had to learn ping pong for eight years. Yeah, I think he would call it table tennis. I don't think he'd be like. What's wrong with the word ping pong? I just think that that's not what they say in the world of table tennis. Yeah. Uh-oh, snoot alert. Is someone being a snoot? Do we have a snob alert on this? As someone who's reasonably good at table tennis. Are you reasonably good? I think I'm pretty good. Really? Yeah. Are you good? Yeah. I know somebody you could play. Really? Yeah. How good is he? He's good. Oh, well, then I'd probably lose. Well, I don't know. I'd love to see it. I love challenges. I love getting two friends together and seeing who's better. How good is this person? He's good. I saw him win for, I saw him play a professional, I saw him play a professional ping pong player once. That's not, yeah. Female. And she fucked him up. She wiped the table with him? He held his own for a while. Really? No, I would probably lose. And I also haven't played in a long time. But I was pretty good. How are you at pool? Pretty, when I'm playing, pretty good. I would love to play you in pool. That's like my one sport that, I'm not good, but I love it. Yeah? Oh, I love billiards. I thought I loved it. You should go play pool. Wait, let's finish the Chalamet thing. Here's what I think. I think, now like, when we grew up, like Sean Penn would never talk like that. No. Leo would never talk like that. No. Brando might. But Brando was crazy. And Brando's not really of our time. At all. But I think that the world is so noisy now. And I think it's so hard to get somebody to ******* even look at what you're doing. Even with what Tim Ishii Chalamet does, which is like high-level ----, which I agree, he's right. I think that that's the world we live in. That like, that's like the signal that you have to send out, man. I don't know. He's like, he's at the top, top tier. Why does he have to validate? Is he feeling undervalued? Because, yeah, because movie stars are not what they were. Yeah, there aren't many movie stars. Yeah, and it's like, oh, Timothee Chalamet, like, oh, yeah, he's cool. But did you see what Eyeshow Speed is up to? Like, that's what kids are like now. Right? I don't know. But anyways. No, I think so, but then you're just thinking that he thinks, they're just gonna think I just know how to play ping pong? This is work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, or maybe he's just trying to drum it. He also did something really cool. He like did, he did like a Zoom to promote the movie where he was like saying all these crazy ideas on the Zoom and everyone on the Zoom was like, kind of like being like, what the ****'s this guy talking about? And he's being like manic. And I'm pretty sure that was like, you know. An act? Yeah, I think so. What for though? Does that have something to do with his character? Yeah, it was like, it was a Zoom that was recorded on ways they can promote Marty Supreme. He's got me talking about it. I mean, it's not gonna do like, it's not gonna be a blockbuster. Yeah, but he might win the Oscar, which would be enough. I guess so. Anyway. Well, listen, that's our Tim Shelby. Why do you send me so many things on Instagram? Is it because you want to talk about them on the pod? Like, did you, like the guy who. Yeah, what do you think? Well, I just thought you were like, oh, we're back talking. I don't know. No, I'm sending you so you can open up your phone and be like, oh yeah, that could be cool for the pod. Yeah. I love the inner work. Go ahead. Well, I do not subscribe to that golf soccer thing that you sent me. Brother, foot golf. I'm down. I bet you are. I'm ******* down. The best come together in an unforgettable way. So what exactly is foot golf? Imagine the precision and the challenge involved. Wait a minute, bro. Let's get real right now. Okay. You're not down with foot golf. I don't think so. If I called you and was like, dude, I got a free round of foot golf. Oh, I would go. Yeah, of course you would. Get out of here. I know, but I would rather play golf. Oh, that's right. Okay. That makes sense. I can't hit the ball straight. Right. And I love the idea of golf. Yeah. I love being out 18 holes with the boys, but I, yeah. Okay. And I played a lot of soccer. So yes, I would do this. Oh yeah. You're good at soccer. Yes. How's your leg? Fine. Yeah. You can kick it 200 yards or a hundred yards. Not a hundred, but 50 yards. Yeah. Yeah, I do. We should go. We should go do foot golf. Is there even a place in LA? I don't know. That's a great question. But I also love, have you ever played foot pool? No. They have foot pool, which is, you know, probably a lot easier, but we've done it. It's so fun. I bet that would be. Yeah, that one's really good. Do you play a lot of pool? I play billiards a lot at Dave's house. Oh. Yeah. They call it billiards, I think, not pool. Wow. Got me back for the ping pong table tennis situation. I love snooty, man. Snooty's my favorite character. I saw an Instagram reel the other day. It was so funny. And no one thought it was funny. I thought it was so ******* funny. It's a guy, he's like a fat guy, and he goes, he's ordering. He goes, hi, I'll have the chicken parmesan. And then it cuts over to another guy, and the guy's like, oh, chicken parmesan? What are you, seven? He's like, hi, yes, I'll have the golden branzino. And that was it. I thought it was so funny, I think because I order chicken parm all the time. Okay, so what are you doing? What's going on? You have parties up the Yang? Yeah, I got, yeah, just, but they're not super special. They're not. Like what, where are you going tonight? I'm going to a friend's party, the late afternoon party. Someone you like? Yep. Okay, okay. Like them a lot. Someone you vibe with? Yes, good friends. What will you talk about? Oh, I don't, you know. Like, what would be a general conversation? What would be something you'd say? Is it like, as a work person? No, yeah, I've worked with them, but we're friends' friends now. And then there's a lot of people who work. So there'll be some work talk. There'll be a lot of talk, speaking of snoots. Okay. There'll be a lot of talk about, because the co-hosts are really good cooks. So it's not like you go and there's just like chips. There's like- Oh, they're foodies. Yes. And they do talk about the food that they prepare. Which, you know, I fall victim to a lot, but sometimes I'm telling some, yeah, I'm telling somebody and they're like, I can see they're like, this is beyond what I thought we would be talking about about this. Oh, yes, yes. I'm actually talking about preparing it. Yes, yes. I can see it in their eyes where they're like, that I didn't, shouldn't have asked. Yeah. Wait, wait, you can see in their eyes that you shouldn't have asked? That they shouldn't have asked me because all of a sudden I'm like- Oh, you're alive. I'm giving them way too much information. And you're like, what kind of, how deep is the parchment paper? Is it, yeah. Oh, and so you cooked out with a miso glaze? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Morrie gets really mad because when I make food, apparently I spend a lot of time asking if people like it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, you should be more humble. Oh, you're- It's really good. Oh, you're a fisher. I fish. Oh, yeah, you do do that. I do. Yeah, you do do that. You're fishing for compliments. I do. I brought you food just so I could fish for compliments. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That was the underlying reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, validation. I know what you do. You do this. You'll go, you'll go. Everyone will be eating. It'll be so good because you are the best. You're the best cook I know. Other than maybe a pro, which I don't know any pros. High praise. And then you'll be like, you'll go, you'll go like this. You go, put your head behind your ear and go, it's good. It's good. People, it's all right. It's all right. Everybody enjoying it? Like that. And we're like, yes, Jeff. Yes, it's really good. Did I do okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever have somebody that's like, that you cook the food for and they're just like not big eaters and you get upset? Yeah. I don't like when someone's like, I'm not, that's just not my thing. I'm like, well, make it your thing. I ******* made it. Yeah, I don't eat potatoes. I'm sorry. Eat them. You're eating them today. Yeah, yeah. I don't, you gave me potatoes and I don't even like potatoes and those are so good. The next day. Yeah. Are you cooking over the holidays is the question. Probably, we're going up to Maureen's mom's. Yeah, I'll probably make something on Christmas. Okay, okay, okay. And Max comes home. He's gonna want me to cook. I can't wait. Yeah, I know. Let's go back to foot soccer. I mean, foot golf. Well, you also sent me something about this like, and I don't believe one word of that, that three minute incarceration brain thing. Oh yeah, did you see that? Yeah. What do you mean you don't believe it? I just don't believe that's possible. There is a company called Cognify. If you Google it and watch their video and it's the future of incarceration is what it's titled. Let's just use this for hypothetical, a measly petty theft. You can spend 50 years in prison. What? Nobody would. The Cognify process, which in three minutes, they will imprint memory sets. Well, let's say there was someone who was even harmed by the crime that you did. You will be able to feel the emotions of your victim, the emotions that the family members. Isn't that wild? Well, the thing that I understand is it will feel like you are incarcerated for 25 years in your brain. Right. But you're only there for three minutes. Yeah. And then what, you go about your day? Then you wake up and you're like, I was in jail for 25 years. And they're like, no, psych, three minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like, don't you think you'd be like. Mentally. Broken, fucked up, if that's even real. Yeah, and then that person's walking around in society. Yeah, three minutes later. I mean, I would 100% be like, well, that was only three minutes, I'll do that all day. We went to dinner last night and people tell me wild stuff. I feel so old all the time. People tell me, the man goes, yeah, there's a doctor. And he's like, he basically figured out how to cure death. And I'm like, what? And she's like, yeah, she's like, he basically said he can bring people back. He's like, if it's heart or brain, he can bring them back. He's like, and he can bring people back. He's brought people back that were denounced dead for three days, up to two weeks, bring them back. Like that. And then I'm like, I'm hearing this news at dinner. And I'm like, where? Where did you see this? She's like, I don't know. You mean you don't know? This is major news. Yeah. I'm like, she's like, I didn't write it down. Didn't write it down? Yeah, I'm like, she's like, I can't find it. I don't know, I don't know where I saw it. I mean, it wasn't- That's the world we live in. It wasn't on ABC News. It was probably on TikTok and it is not real. But isn't also, isn't that like, haven't we learned like the mainstream, not to get all ******* Joe Rogan-y here, but the mainstream media never has like the thing that we're supposed to be learning? I don't know. I mean, I think- A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. But I think if something like that, which is like, we can make people not die, that's gonna get covered. It's gonna get covered. Well, I'll check ABC News. Hey, I'm trying to, bro, I've been trying to watch. I've been trying to watch. I have two things to tell you. I've been trying to watch San Antonio Spurs for like two months. Oh yeah. I can't do it. So, Webanyama. I ******* go on my computer today and they're playing tonight, six o'clock. I'm gonna finally watch. I think he's hurt. You're kidding. No, I'm serious. Well, anyways, we were just saying I wanted to watch the Spurs and Webanyama. You have been trying for two months to watch him. You're finally gonna get to watch him. And you're saying he's hurt? Let's find out. Of course he's hurt. The guy's back in seven, nine. Yeah, he's hurt, probably. He can't even walk into an elevator, probably. Poor guy. Unbelievable. J-Dog's finally gonna be masculine, watch sports, do my thing, and Webanyama's on the DL. Yep. Are you kidding? Has been dealing with a left calf strain, which sidelined him for several weeks. Bro, guys, we gotta make sure I get to see Webanyama this year. Can you guys remind me? You know what? What? It's listed as probable. He's probable? He's probable. I love that word in sports, probable. Yeah. He's probable. Yeah. I love sports words. I used to know them all. Then I did acid. You know the story. Oh yeah, it's all over. Yeah. He's probable. Probable. Damn. Yep. Okay, so. You know what? Yeah, tell me, new topic. New topic, real quick. Yeah. And I don't think it's out there. This is what sucks. I feel like you can no longer find things that used to be findable. Okay. They've stopped finding them. Yes, yes. And I was looking, because do you remember when we wrote, you mostly wrote it with Price. You and Matt Price were doing promos for MTV. Yes. And this would never happen today. Yes. It would never happen. So, wrote a bunch of. We're so old man-y. Interstitial. This would never happen today. They'd never do this. You're back at the rehab center. They'd never get behind anything like this these days. It's just throwaway culture. We wrote, remember Lilith Fair? The Lilith Fair, yeah. Yeah, and there was a tour that summer. Oh yeah, yeah. We wrote all these bits. Yes, yes, yes. To do, it was two, it was two. Oh, I would love to find those. I know, that's my problem. They're gone. I think they're gone. But they were never on YouTube. I think they were at one point. They were. I do think they were. Well, I think maybe MTV pulled them down or something. They probably did. Yeah, there were just these promos we did for MTV that the Lilith Fair was an all-female festival. Jewel. Sarah McLachlan. Spend all your time waiting. I used to ******* love Sarah McLachlan. I used to sit and cry to Sarah McLachlan. Because that just reminds you of your sister, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I found amazing was, it was like, every which way that should never have happened, those interstitials. And they were a ******* huge thing. The thing was, we wrote some of them. You guys mainly wrote them. And then you were in them. And you were different characters. You were security guards. You were selling bootleg T-shirts. And then you were two girls. Yes, yes, yes. You were in drag. Yes. And you've been following them. Yeah. And you were like, and one of you said the other one was getting really big. I think Price was like, I hate to say it, but you're getting really big. And you were like, and you both had huge slurpees. And then you were like, I'm just eating bounce bars. That's what you said, Delta. I'm just eating bounce bars. Anyway, we were gonna do it in the parking lot of the Lilith Fair concert at Metal Land's. And then we got denied. We couldn't go. No, and so I was like, oh, ****. Well, this genius idea is down the toilet. And somebody was like, you, we're gonna rent a park in New Jersey. And they brought out like 100 people in buses to recreate it. Wow. I know, that's what I mean. They'd never do this today. So you've searched it on YouTube. It's not there? Not in a long time. I thought about it the other day. Let's see, let's see. Oh my God. That would be funny if it was there. Lilith. My favorite thing is Price made a shirt that he was selling called, it was an Erykah Badu shirt. And it said, Badu as I wanna be. And after the shoot, I wanted that shirt so bad, but there was only one of them. No dice, right? No, it's just a lot of mean things about me on the internet. Oh yeah. Now. Price, if you're out there. I think it was up at one time though. I think you're right. I remember maybe watching it or, yeah. There was a bunch of those. What else is going on with you? I think, this is fun. This is my favorite time of year. I love it so much. This? Just love Christmas. It's like, we're doing like a vision board night here. And I don't know, there's something about it. If it was like February, people wouldn't come. But it's December, and it's like, oh yeah, it's a party, let's go. Yeah. We had a lame holiday party. You had an office holiday party? Yeah, you know, we used to have holiday parties. I love it! You had an office party? Yeah. Holiday party? Was it in the office or was it out? It was in the office. That's fine. And this is new. We used to have holiday parties. Oh yeah, you used to tear it up, right? Yeah. Oh my God, back in the day, there used to be go-go dancers and Hollywood clubs, and somebody had sex in the bathroom, and somebody else threw up on somebody having sex in the bathroom. Vodka luge? Yeah, all, yeah. Oh yeah, the old days. I remember. Dude, now it's like four o'clock. I was like, there's not even, there's only like bad wine and, and it's my parent company's holiday party. It's two buck chug. This is the thing that I cannot, I cannot, I know this is, I am wrong, and I know that I am wrong. Right. But they somehow, this is the second year they did it, and they put up in one of the rooms, off the big, big room, they had karaoke. Okay, fun. Yeah, that's what I was like, I don't think so. No. I don't think so. I don't want to watch people I work with sing karaoke. Really? Yeah, I don't know why. I'm wrong, I told you, I'm wrong. Okay, okay. And even this year, I was like, God, and again, this is like the nurse's station with the storage doors in my brain. I think two things in my brain that I never do, and I was like, oh God, what if I get, I go through this whole thing, like no one's gonna corner me like, you're doing karaoke. But in my brain, I'm like, well, I better be prepared. Just in case. Just in case the moment strikes. Yeah, exactly. And they're like, oh no, come on, Jeff, come up and do. I know. Come up and do cash out with us. Yeah, that's the other thing is, people sing like, hey, let's sing Regulators. Oh, that's a great song. I know it is. Someone did Regulators? Yeah, yeah. Warren G? Yeah. Were they good? I will tell you. Yeah? So last year, this person was like, will you do Regulators with me? And I was like, I will not. I said no. I will not. Like, you gotta prepare for Regulators. You know what I mean? Yeah. You gotta prepare. You can't just fuckin' walk up. You can't just get up there and do Regulators. No. No, nobody can. Well, there's the Warren G part, and then there's the sort of chorus-y part. I figured. Probably wanted you for the Snoop part. Yeah, not the main part. Right? Yeah, so I ventured into this year, into the karaoke area. Yeah. And she had roped in another guy to do Regulators, and I was like, aww. You had your chance. I had my chance. You had your chance. You said no to Regulators two years in a row. Well, I said one year in a row. That's the thing. And then I was like, aww, man. Yeah. I wish, I almost went to her and was like, you didn't ask me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which she would have said, you said no last year. Have you ever thought about just like opening up and just being saying yes to Regulators? I should have. Saying yes to these things? I should have. Why don't you? I mean, it's getting late. I know, I don't have too many more office Christmas parties. Not too many more of these. Yeah, and according to the budget, it looks like I don't even know if they'll be able to afford karaoke next year. I know. That's what I'm thinking. That's totally what I'm thinking. You gotta seize the moment. Yeah. First, the go-go girls on the swing go, and now we can't even have karaoke. Regulators is so funny. Oh my God. At a Christmas party. Yeah, and how was it? Did they do okay? They did okay. The funny thing was is, I'm not super familiar with it, but the main part, I think she does the main part. But what happened was she put her thing in and then he came up first and she's like, wait, you're doing Regulators? And the guy was like, yeah. She's like, I put in for Regulators. Two people wanted to do Regulators. Yeah, and he goes, well, do you want to do it together? And she's like, okay. And she's like, but she got the other part. And she was mad. Oh, she wanted the star part. She wanted the star part, yeah. The part, the Warren G part. The Warren G part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Snoop's cousin, Warren G, who I guess is out of music, I don't know. Hope you're well, Warren G. Warren G. Did you watch the P. Diddy doc? No. Oh, you gotta watch it. Is it good? That's crazy. Is it the 50 Cent one? Yeah. Oh, I know the director. You do? Yeah, I hired her. You should call him. I hired her on storage one. You should, we should have her come in. Oh, yeah? Oh, it's unbelievable. I won't go too far into it, but the one thing that's in the doc that's really wild. They did a lot of wild stuff. The one thing that's in the doc is wild is there was like a murder like two years ago. Uh-huh. That like, I think P. Diddy did. Really? And they talk about that? Yeah. That is literally wild. It's in like the fourth or fifth episode. Really? It's crazy. I mean, P. Diddy's wild. Like I remember, I remember, I remember being like pretty into like MTV then and like watching MTV and I remember seeing P. Diddy and being like, this guy's not, this guy's not a star. Like this guy seems to be forced upon us a little bit. You know what I mean? Like when you see Jay-Z, you're like, oh damn, this guy's ******* talented. Yeah. Right? Or Biggie or whatever. Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne, oh my God. You're like, what? And then P. Diddy was always kind of like, how? And he ******* forced his way in there. That's how. Hey, you gotta see the doc, but. We were. Go ahead. Oh, I was just gonna say, we were around in all that stuff in the 90s. Like. Yeah, we were in New York. New York. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. Like in the, like, my brain, dude. Just the big battle, East Coast, West Coast battle. That's when we were there. I did. That's in the doc. It's in the doc? Yeah, apparently Puffy paid someone a million dollars to kill Tupac. That's what the doc says. Really? And they have like a recording of a guy who's going on trial next year for Tupac's murder. He's like a gangster from, and there's an audio recording. The audio recording isn't really funny because he's like, he's basically telling everybody how P. Diddy gave him the million to kill Tupac. And the guy on the other end, the cop, is like, it's just weird because he's like kind of trying to be like street too. It just sounds, it sounds like he's code switching a little bit. Well, before like the Tupac, right before the Tupac Biggie murders was the MTV Movie Awards and I was a production assistant for the MTV Movie Awards. Remember how we got into the party? Yes. So I was a PA for the Movie Awards. Yes. LL Cool J came out on a motorcycle. I had to like move horses around backstage. It was crazy. Oh yes, I worked on that too. Yeah. Yeah, I was a PA. So I was a PA too. And I had two things from that was, they call me and they go, hey, come here. And they're like, take this suit to like the, like the, whatever the, the plaza or whatever, a hotel like that. Yes, yes, yes, I remember this. They're like, deliver this suit to Billy Corgan in the suite. Oh. Are you smashing pumpkins, Billy Corgan? Are you ******* kidding me? Right. And so I just built it up in my head so much. I was like, I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna open the suite. There's gonna be ******* coke everywhere. People are gonna be shooting up heroin. Yeah. They're gonna be like, oh, suit guy, get in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Party. Like I'm on the cab, I'm in the cab on the way over. Totally, that's what goes through your mind. Yeah, totally. Yeah, I've been in that situation. I go into the hotel. I'm like, I'm going up to Mr. Corgan's room. I have a suit for him. They're like, go ahead up. Look stars. Yeah. And I knock on the door. I probably won't be able to go back to work. I know. I'm probably gonna get fired. They're probably gonna say, PA, you're on the road with us now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Knock on the door, door opens. It's just an older lady. And I'm like, hi, I have a suit for Mr. Corgan. And she's like, oh, it's Billy. She's like, Billy? Yeah. He's like, yeah, mom? Yeah. He's like, your suit's here. Thanks, mom. You could hear him, but you couldn't see him. Yeah, no, didn't see him. Delivered a suit to his mom. Boringest thing ever. I did the same thing to Tom and Roseanne. I delivered something. I was so excited. Yeah, nothing. I got to the door and. How was it? I don't even think they let me up. And then I stole. So I had to go back to home base. And you were like, we got to get into that after party. Yeah. It was in Bryant Square, Bryant Square Park or whatever. Yes. Like on 40th Street. And I was like, the big East Coast, West Coast fight was supposed to happen. Oh, yeah. And you were like, dude, we got to get into that party. And so I'm sitting in my boss's office. Yeah. And I have to go deliver something else, like cash or something like that. And then he's like, oh, you've got to deliver passes for the after party. Okay. And I'm like, passes for the after party? And so he's got this sleeve of these plastic lanyard passes. Damn. And so he's like, going to give me some. And then he goes, oh, hold on a second. I got to go do something. He leaves the room. I go about halfway down the sleeve and I pull out two of them. No, you didn't. Yeah, and I put them in my pocket. That's how we got in. No! It's like I'm at the old folks' home. You don't remember this either? It's like I'm watching Storage Wars. I can't believe I don't remember this. You don't remember? I remember going to the party, but I didn't know that's how you got us in. I got him and then he came back. Damn, he did us right. It was so crazy. He came back in and he's like, okay, let me count these out. And I didn't know they were numbered. And he's going and he's like, 103, 104, 107. And he's like, wait. And I was like, oh, what? And he's like, oh, these are sequentially numbered. And I was like, whoa, that's weird. And he's like, hmm, really quiet. I'm like, do not break. I almost was like, I'm sorry. Right, right. And gave them back to him, and I didn't. And then he let it go. I don't know what happened. And I got out. And then we had to go in. We had to go in the back way or whatever. And we walked right into almost a ******* East Coast, West Coast skirmish. We did? Yeah, there was like a bunch of dudes on either side walking towards each other. And he were like, go the other way, go the other way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scary times. My one thing when I worked on that MTV thing was I was a PA and Michael Jackson was performing. Right? Yeah. Was he? Is that the same year? Yeah. And there was a girl that was in the choir. And she was a black girl. She was great. And you know, his choir was all black. And so it was my job is to take care of this choir. And then this one girl was super nice to me. We were talking and I was like, wow, it's so cool. Like, you sing with Michael Jackson. Like, that's so ******* cool. So I'm like talking to her and she's like, what kind of music do you like? Like that. And I go, oh, I love Prince. I don't know why I said that. I probably said that because I thought maybe she would like Prince. And I go, I love Prince. And she goes, oh, Prince? He's bad. Like that. And that was the most white thing I've ever done. I go, you don't like Prince? She goes, no, he's bad. Like, Prince is like the best. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were so, you knew it when it was coming out of your mouth. Like, oh, why? Yeah, I had this thing last night that I remembered when I was at dinner with Naveen. We went to this new restaurant. It was really fun. It was called Gallery. It's on Sunset. It's where the den used to be. Did you ever go to the den? You east side people are so funny. I was talking to somebody last night. I was at a party and this guy was like, I'm like, I was telling him about the restaurant and he's like, I'm on the east side. Yeah. And like, he's like, honestly, I used to live over here in West Hollywood. And he's like, I don't come over here anymore. I'm so happy on the east side. I was like, all right. And then another east sider chimes in. I don't know if you guys know about like LA, but like the east side, Silver Lake, Echo Park and places like that are like hipster, cool. It's much more. But cooler now is Highland Park or El Sereno or all those. And then you have West Hollywood and Beverly Hills, which is more cheesy, more like, you know. It is. Sporto, jocks, whatever. But then, and then another east sider heard him and he was like, you're on the east side? And he goes, yeah. He goes, where are you at? And I go, I'm right above the reservoir. Like, oh, that's a great spot. And then I was like, out of the conversation. Morning was in the spa part of our gym club place. She was listening to two, like in the sauna, listening to girls talk. And one was like, she was so eavesdropping. One was like, I just love Echo Park. I love, I can't, you know, Elysian Heights, Echo Park. I can't afford it. We're like, we're over in like Monterey Park now. I just wish I could, but I can't. But we pay 5,500. In Monterey Park? Or like Baldwin Hills or something. In Baldwin Hills, it's 5,500? It's probably like El Sereno or like- El Sereno, I've never heard of. Glassell Park. Glassell, I've heard of, because they have like hip restaurants there now, right? I don't even know what that is. Is that downtown Glassell Park? No, it's like east. No, Glassell's like beyond Highland. Just a little, it's like- Welcome back to LA Today with Jeff Baumgartner and Jason Nash. You know what I say is, and I sing it, I go, never go west of Western. What song is that? It's like, never go back to- Oh, I never go back to Georgia. Yeah, something like that. I never go back to Georgia. I never go west of Western. That's the most east side thing I've ever heard. That is the most east side thing. Anyway, so yeah, so then we were there last night, we were at this restaurant. And it's so funny, I love when these moments happen. I don't know how- Oh, Naveen got tuna tostada. It comes out, it's three tuna tostadas. It's like a round cracker with tuna tostada. I know what a tostada is. Yeah, it's great, it's awesome. So I take a bite of one, I'm like, oh, it's so good. And then she takes a bite, and then she says to me, she goes, here, my mouth isn't big enough, can you start this for me? And I go, oh yeah, yeah, sure. And it reminded me, when I was a kid, I told Naveen, I go, I used to say that to my dad. I would have a big apple. Yeah, and you'd need him to start it? I would say, hey, can you start this apple for me? And without ******* ever missing a beat, he wouldn't laugh or anything. He'd go, yeah, I can start it for you. And yeah, he's a big guy, so he'd be like. Huge biter. He'd take a big ******* bite. Then he'd always be like, all right, man, you ******* ate a heavy apple. Because I thought that was, I was ******* dying. We were dying at dinner, start an apple. Say that to Max when you see him. Yeah, you want me to start that for you? Do you imagine if I just said that now? Almost 20 years old, he's going to get an apple. I'm like, ho, ho, you need me to start that for you? See what he says, say it to Maureen. You want me to start that for you? Hey, Pop, can you start an apple for me? I think that's so funny. I start cutting up his meat. Yeah, yeah. Hey, could you cut up my meat? Well, anyways, I guess that's a good podcast. Wow, way to end it. Well, we can go for a few more minutes. You got something. No, no, no, I just love how. Well, tell me, I don't want you to leave here. I want this podcast to be therapeutic for you. So I don't want you to leave here and think. You don't think it is? I didn't say, I didn't get the thing off my chest I needed to say. Because I do that all the time. Oh, yeah. On the other podcasts, I'll leave and I'll be like, oh, ****, I didn't, why didn't I say that? I think I did. I think I also, the only other thing I would say is I've got to break the habit. Do you ever do something that your parents do and you're like, and you don't like that you do it? It's a trait or something like that? Oh, yeah, I have a specific thing right in my mind, go. Christmas present procrastination. Oh, okay, your parents procrastinated? My dad would procrastinate. And you're procrastinating? I, every year, kind of go through this issue where I'm sort of like, I gotta get, like around Thanksgiving, I'm like, not this year. I get a couple gifts. Who do you have to buy for? Just Marie. Oh, that's the hardest though. It's the hardest. Do you procrastinate? Or you have it all done? Like, what do you do? I don't, I don't buy gifts. What do you do? I just don't give anybody anything. You don't give any gifts? No, I give, I give, I give people, I give people that I love things all year. Yeah. You know, like Charlie needs like $50. Yeah. I give it to her. Yeah, but you don't buy your kids gifts? No, because they have like a very expensive education. And that's their, I say that's, that's your gift. That's it. 100%. But the wife, she deserves a gift. And that is tough. And I have one idea for Naveen. Yeah. Are you in there? That was the most sick, that was the most sick comment. You son of a B. She's, she is so Snoopy and nosy. Is Maureen Snoopy? You've met Maureen. Are you listening? Yeah, you are. I know you are. I know you're gonna, and I know you're gonna bring up the story about the girl at the MTV Music Awards that I told. But I was like 20 years old. No, nevermind. I didn't do anything bad. I'll tell you later. Don't say it like that. He didn't do anything bad. Wait, why did you come out? What were we talking about? Come sit. First of all, it was the most sitcom-y, the most, well, you're not in. Oh, there you go. Here, pop in, pop in. No, no, you're so good, I'll do that. Actually. No, no, no, no. Oh, this is perfect. This is great. What were you? We were talking about Christmas presents, and I inherited a trait from my dad that I do not like, which is procrastinating. For gifts. Like you take too long? Yeah, I haven't bought anything. You gotta do it on Black Friday. Oh, that's a really good plan, actually. You just buy the gifts at that time. But then you end up getting things that are just like you don't necessarily want, just because it's on sale. But no, no, you get stuff for other people. Yeah, but that would mean I would have to think beforehand of what they want. Right. I feel good about my choices, and then. So you're not even thinking of what they want. I mean, I have ideas, but I just cannot. What do you got, what do you got? What do you got? No, cannot talk about that. You gotta start a notes list throughout the year, like when someone says something, like anytime Jason says he wants something, or like. That's too hard. Do you procrastinate? It doesn't sound like you do. I don't do gifts, but I'll do a gift. This is unbelievable. I do like three gifts. He doesn't do gifts either. Yeah. Try this, go to Maureen and be like, hey. No gifts this year? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, we've done that. We've been like, let's just, we'll get stuff for the kids, no gifts. Yeah, and then she gets it. And then I get to it. Oh, that's the worst. And then sometimes. I thought we said no gifts. Then she'll say, she'll go, like right before Christmas. And I'm like, no, no, we said no gifts. And she's like, that's okay. I bought some things for myself that you can wrap up. That's sweet, I like that, I like that. And I feel terrible. But does she care? Like that you didn't get her anything? I think a little. Yeah, yeah. But I always get her something. It's just, it becomes, I get a little like, you know, frozen, and then I would get like, oh. And you know, this is the age we live in. I don't need to be ******* driving around LA looking for a gift. Do you want to hear a snowman? Well, here's a good idea I saw on Pinterest. You can do a gift where it's like sight. Have you seen this? It's like all the senses, right? Whatever they are. What are they? Yep, hearing, smell. So you do a gift for each one. So it could be like little, like sweet things, but then it looks like this grand gift. Oh, just well thought out. Yeah, so it's like a perfume for scent, for like something else. It's like a cute, like it's like. High glass cleaner for sight. Yeah, like just like be like. High glass cleaner for sight. You don't, don't jump on this trend. Yeah. Yeah, gifts is tough. We were talking about gifts, and Naveen thought it was so funny that in our family, Wyatt and Charlie say what they want. Well, a lot of families. A lot of families. And then my sister and mother will get what they want, and then they open it up. And Naveen was kind of like, well, why? They, it's why are you even wrapping it up? They know what they want. But yeah, that's just the process that we do it. That's the terrible. But it is, but Naveen brought a great point, which is to ******* go out and buy something for somebody that they didn't ask for, that they love. Or something that you said in passing. That's killer. Oh yeah. It's like so sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That backfires though sometimes. You can say something in passing, and you're like, you know, a bow and arrow set. But you said that. You said you'd like to try archery. Like, oh, I was just talking. You've been crying about a food dehydrator, but I feel like you wouldn't actually like it. Let's talk to the expert foodie over here. Jeff, what's your thoughts on a food dehydrator? Who wants a food dehydrator just for strawberries? I just, I feel like this is gonna go for like a month. This is like a home exercise bike. Oh yeah. You'll use it, and then it's just gonna be a thing you put your clothes on. You're not gonna use a, can't put clothes on a food dehydrator. If I got the food dehydrator, do you think we could figure out how to put strawberries in there? Why do you wanna do that? Why don't you just eat fresh strawberries? Why do you need to dehydrate? Because at night, if I buy these dried, wet strawberries, so not like a crunchy strawberry. They're dried, and they're wet. And they taste like, they basically, they're like. Tastes like someone else chewed a strawberry, and then packed it. No, no, no. They taste like gummy bears, but they're really good for you, and there's no sugar. It's just natural sugar. So you wanna make them yourself? Yeah, because they're so expensive. Oh, wow. That's how much you eat them? Just don't eat them so much. I mean, it's like a mental thing with me. If I have my dried strawberries, I won't eat anything else. Oh, well then maybe it's worth it. Yeah, maybe. You're gonna go through that process, the dehydrating process? I will have to see Christmas Day if it's under the tree. Maureen will buy gifts, and she will start buying it. She'll, like last year, everybody got some version of like a cashmere sweater. But it just. It's nice, but what's really, I find hilarious and also crazy is the word cashmere gets said 400 times on Christmas. It's like someone else opens it, she's like, it's cashmere. It's like making cashmere. Yeah, that's a word that if you say a lot. Do you like the cashmere? I got everyone cashmere. I don't know if everybody wants cashmere, but I got everyone cashmere, and I got myself a cashmere. I wrapped it up, and you gave it to me. It's cashmere, cashmere. Just keep saying cashmere. She said the word cashmere five million times. She says it so much that the word starts to jumble in your mind. Cashmere, cashmere, cashmere, cashmere. I almost got the dog something cashmere, but that was crazy, so I didn't get dog. Wait, wait, wait, last thing. Tell me what you think of this. Naveen saw something online, and she really, really wanted to buy it. She put it in her cart. Is it dumb? I bought it. Is it dumb if you just got it? What? Were you gonna get it? I was gonna get it for her, but she just bought it, but it's a foot massager. Like, you put your feet in it. It's a heated foot massager. Good or bad? I would love one of those. I think feet massagers. I never get them. It's good? Yeah. I feel like that's a gift to give someone, because you feel weird buying it for yourself, and then it's so good. When's it get here? Three days. I am tracking it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right, well, this was fun. I'm gonna come over and use the foot massager. Yeah. We're gonna get some guests on here. Our first guest right now. Yeah, first guest. How does it feel? Oh, oh my gosh. It's, what an honor. Maybe get another chair next time when we do have a guest on. You did this setup. Maybe, you know. You're so funny. You didn't treat the guests well. Did you like this setup, though, Jeff? This was like a full vision I had for two guys talking. I was like, there needs to be chairs. I love it. What about a kitchen setup? I think we do good talking in the kitchen. Oh, you should have a cooking show. Oh, do you wanna do one where we cook something? Oh, that's such a good idea. Yeah, you wanna make something? Cooking show coming up, guys. Thank you. What's it? Cooking. Cooking podcast? Cookcast. Cookcast, yeah, good, Jeff. Way to go, way to truncate it. Writing's rewriting. Don't we have fun, us two? I love, it's like we're all three on the same wavelength. Just the boys. You know, you have a sign-off, and we've not figured out if I should have a sign-off. Oh, someone gave you a sign-off idea in the comments. What was it? Because someone sent me a sign-off. Okay, well, read the one they sent you. Well, our friend Paul S. wrote me and said, at the end of the last pod, when Jay asked what your sign-off should be, you said, let's crowdsource it. And I thought you were suggesting that as your sign-off, which I think it probably should be. That's great. So you say, you say. I say, stay lit. Let's crowdsource it. I don't know. I like it. You think that'll stick? That's cool. Okay, I like it. That's really funny. All right, well, we'll be back another time next week, hopefully, if Jeff can get over here. Yeah, I'll be here.