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What is this? This is a Snapchat cover. Oh my God! A Snapchat cover that someone sent in to me. Today's podcast is brought to you by DraftKings Casino. Guys, what's up? Welcome to the podcast. Hope you're well. Todd is here. We are hanging. We are doing it. Todd's making reels, stories, and welcome to the show today. Jay, thanks for having me. Thanks, man. What are you up to? How are things? You still getting paid for the podcast? I see Mitch over there. He's doing great. What's up, Mitch? Hey, Mitch. How's it going? I like this a lot. Just the one couch? We're trying one camera today. I think this is great. I think it's fun. You know what you should do? You should just cut in your face. Cut it on my face. Cut it on your balls. Oh, different cuts and stuff? Different cuts. Maybe. I don't know. Might be exciting. I don't know if you can do that with one camera. Can you? Yeah, you can. Oh, yeah. I guess you can. Ken Burns. I'm trying to do less work. You should just Ken Burns it. Every 10 seconds, Ken Burns. Picture of a normal baseball player. Yeah, what do they call Ken Burns? Picture of Roberto Clemente. Yeah, I had my birthday yesterday. Went out with the kids. How was that? Did you get fucked up? No, I didn't. We went to Drake's. Oh, you went to Drake's in West Hollywood. Yeah, really. Across the street from Craig's. Down the street from? Tichoni. Catch. Sorry. Yeah, it's a little pocket there of expensive breast milk. Dude, how was it? Tell us about it. Tell me. It was great, but they got me for... Can I guess your bill? They got me for $76 in non-alcoholic drinks. $76. What did you get? Like two bottles of sparkling? I had two Diet Cokes. That's 12. Yeah. Which is crazy. They're just little bottles of Diet Coke. And then I had... And then Charlie and Wyatt kept ordering ******* Shirley Temples. You gotta cut those kids off. Not thinking that it was a refill. Hey, I love those kids as much as you do. You gotta cut them off. When you come up to... I can't do that. When you come up to somebody as a waiter and you say refill... You think they're like kind of free refills, right? Does that mean... That means free, right? Would you... What if I said it like this? Do you want another one? Do you want another... I would figure it's like a fountain drink. It's free. If I said it, you want another one? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he said. Those are his words. He didn't say refill. Refill means free, but I think he said, would you like another Shirley Temple? But, sir, these cost $12, by the way. Yeah. That's what he should have said. Yeah. So there's like four Shirley Temples, two lemonades. Was it just you, Naveen, Charlie, and Walter? And Walter, yeah. Wilson. Yeah. What if his name was Wilson? His name's Wilson. Wilson's cool. His name's Wilson, Walter, whatever you want to call him. Hey, if I have a kid, a boy, can I name my kid Wyatt? Or is that weird? I think that would be... I'd be fine with it, but people might be like, that's weird. Okay. Do you like the name? I like the name. It would be after Wyatt Nash, but I grew up watching Wyatt Earp in Tombstone. Oh. I love Wyatt Earp. Tombstone's a great movie. Tombstone. Oh, my God. Doc Holliday. Tombstone's a hot movie. Who plays Doc Holliday again? It's Batman. What's his name? I'll be Huckleberry. Michael Keaton? No, not Michael Keaton. George Clooney? No. Next one, Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer. He's a great Doc Holliday. Kevin Costner's in it. Kevin Costner's in it? No. No, he's not. No, not in Tombstone. I saw it so long ago, but I remember loving it. Who's Wyatt Earp in that? Is it Kurt Russell? Kurt Russell. He's a great Wyatt Earp. Yeah, he's a great actor. Remember in the scene, one of my favorite scenes is when they try to get him out of town, right? The red bandits. Yeah. And he's at the train station. Yeah. And the red bandits just killed one of his guys and they would leave a red satchel, or not a red satchel, a red bandana Yeah. For people to know, don't **** with the red bandits, right? Yeah. The next scene, it's Wyatt Earp coming, you think he left, right? Yeah. And you *******, dude, it's a crazy scene. One of the red bandits is at the train station. Wyatt Earp comes up, and he ******* throws him on the ground, cuts him with his ******* boot, the spur that you kick the horse with. He's like, tell him I'm not leaving. Tell him I'm here. Hell's coming with me. Bro, it gets me fired up. Thank you. It's a great movie. Makes me want to watch it. Dude, it's so good. You got to watch it. I'll watch it with you. How's 21 Pilots doing? I saw you on the stream yesterday. Did you see it? Yeah. You were streaming? What were you streaming? I was streaming 21 Pilots. I was streaming their stream. Their live stream? Their live stream. They had 135,000 people on YouTube at one point. Insane. Wow. Yeah. 135,000 people. Insane. And they were just talking about the album? Imagine them on TikTok live. Yeah, so it was really cool. They have a music video for each song. So they have a lore music video, like an expensive music video. Then they have a DIY music video that they shot in their house or in their backyard or in the forest of Ohio. So for 12 songs, they have a video for each one. I think 13 or 14 songs. That's really unprecedented because nowadays people aren't putting money into videos. No, yeah. It's really cool what they did. Wow. It's so sick. They're so smart. Do they release all the videos? They release all the videos. So they play all the videos, live stream, then they talk about each video. No way. On the live stream, yeah. That does sound cool. It was sick. I was so giddy because when I heard the first... So they released four songs. I heard all those four songs. Overcompensate, Craving, Next Semester, and Backslide. 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What's your body count, Jake? Wasn't Mike Tyson known for, like, a ******* whore back in the 80s? Yeah, that's true. No. Damn. Where's his kid mother? Oh my God. Somebody brought their kid there. Type ----, god, god, boom, bitch. Yeah, go up and ask your question. I have heard type ---- before. Yeah? I think the new phrases are, like, go pee, girl, and type ----. Because I have this one friend, he's a skater. He skates for Gothic Mochas. He's, like, 24. So he keeps me updated on the phrases. Uh-huh. He's like, type ----. Type ----, god, god, boom. I've never heard the, god, god, boom, bitch. But wait. I want to hear it. I want to get it exactly. Type ----. I think it's type ----. Type ----, we outside, god, god, boom. God, god, boom, bitch. Oh, yeah. How's the Golf Channel going? Yeah, we got the Golf Channel back up and running. You did? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you stopped it. You, Heath, and Ryan. Me, Heath, and Ryan. Yeah, yeah. Ryan is an amazing golfer. Heath's really good. I'm ******* awful. I can sink some putts every now and then. But I've taken two lessons. Yeah. In the past, like, two months. I can't stop thinking about golf. I ******* love golf. Yeah? Yeah, it's so fun. Yeah, now I'm, like, I'm so invested. I watched, I watched Full Swing, seasons one and two. The PGA Tour. Uh-huh. The PGA drama and the Liv drama. Do you know what's up with that? No, tell me about it. So Liv is owned by Saudi. And so what they did is they offered a bunch of PGA Tour players, like, big, big contracts. Like, $100 million contracts. Right. But if these PGA players take it, they can't play. Back then, they couldn't play in the PGA, and it was, like, frowned upon. Like, taking the money, like, playing for the money. It's like not being loyal to the PGA. Right. So Liv is, like, another golfing. Yeah, Liv's, like, another golfing. Yeah. Think about, like, if... It's, like, UFC versus... Bellator. Bellator, yeah. Kind of, but Bellator doesn't have as much money as, like, Liv. Liv has a bunch of money. And why can't the golfers play in both? Because it's, like, there's a bunch of controversy with Liv and Saudi and the way they treat... I don't want to **** this up, but it's, like, there is... Human rights things. Yeah, a lot of controversy... Yeah, sure, sure. ...behind it. And these players were getting asked questions, like, oh, you support Liv, you're taking the money, do you support this? Do you know what's going on over here? This journalist died over here. Like, a bunch of crazy ---- happened beforehand. But what does that have to do with the Saudi government? It's run by the Saudi government? It's run by, yeah. Oh, it's run by... I'm pretty sure. So they have all this money, but... Yeah. Right, so... But morally, they don't think they should take the money from them. Yes, so this... In full swing, they talk about the drama, and a lot of the PGA players wouldn't... They would, like... It's, like, when they came together for a big tournament, because they can still do that. Right. Things were kind of awkward, and they wouldn't really chat and hang out. Yeah. But now, Liv players... There are so many big names that went and still played well in the major PGAs where they could play, like the Masters, that they allowed the Liv players to play on the PGA again or play in PGA tournaments. Okay, okay. Yeah, so it's... They kind of had to. Yeah, they had to, yeah. Right, because they're the best players. Yeah, so, like, Brooks Koepka, for example, he's a big... He's a Liv golfer now. Right. And he's really... He's a great golfer, but he won a PGA tournament. He was, like, the first one to do it. Yeah. After, like, the Liv... After the breakup. Right, right. And everyone... No one thought that a Liv player can win because they didn't think that their competition... And they were keeping up with their golf. Uh-huh. But he won the tournament, and everyone's like, oh, ****. And so now they're... Things are a lot cooler, I think. I could definitely be wrong, but... It's on Netflix? It's on Netflix. It's really good. Yeah. It's just a bunch of PGA drama and Liv drama, golfer drama. But, so, I watched that. I watched PGA, I golf, work on my swing, film golf videos now, Best Golf Channel, and we got... We have three videos up. I mean, I wish we never ended because our views were *******... They were great. They were good. Yeah, they were good, and it was fun, yeah. Yeah. But now we don't... We don't drink and golf anymore. We used to... The first, like, ten videos we filmed, we were binge drinking and, like, taking shots and ******* chuckling in White Claws. We did a shot a hole. We did this thing called a scramble. Me and Heath scramble for, like, the best ball versus Ryan. Yeah. And so we did this thing, right, where if you had a bad shot, you can get it back, but you have to shotgun a White Claw, right? So, Heath and I are playing Ryan, and we have so many bad shots. I'm shotgunning White Claws, getting a shot back, and Ryan is so good and dialed in where he doesn't have to do that, and he is dialed in on this because he doesn't want to lose. The loser has to take, like, chuck a White Claw and take a shot, I think, and he doesn't want to do that, and he's so dialed in, and he birdies, like, almost every hole. Really? Meanwhile, me and Heath are chasing our balls, shotgunning White Claws, and we're, like, getting, like, fucked up, and we couldn't compete with him. And your game is getting worse and worse, right? It's worse and worse, yeah. And so, not like we can compete with Ryan in the first place, but it just, like, it was fun trying to keep up with him, and then we're getting fucked up on top of that, and it's just so fun playing golf with him. And so you took all the alcohol out of it. Yeah, now the alcohol's out. What did people say when you came back without the alcohol? That's what I was afraid of. No, they still liked it. They enjoyed the sober golf. You should call it that, sober golf. Sober golf, yeah. No, they enjoyed it, and now I take my golf more seriously, being sober, taking lessons. My swings, my swing on video, the videos that are out now, my swing is ----, but I've been working on my swing, so hopefully the next video. Yeah. Do you have a coach? I have a coach, yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. Where do you go? It's in Torrance. You get coached in everything. I know. Music, guitar, singing, jiu-jitsu, piano, golf. Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine what you spend in lessons per year. Acting. It's another one. That's ******* great, though. Yeah. I mean, that's... I don't know if it's a bad trade or... If I was really wealthy, that's what I would do. Yeah. Like, you don't have kids, so you don't have to... Exactly. I'm putting it out to myself. If I had kids, these would be going towards my kids. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, **** those kids. I would take, like... I would definitely take piano lessons. It's definitely worth it. Now, I can play a piano. There's a piano at the airport that we go to at LAX. Yeah. I can ******* play that. You can? It's cool, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And... That's really cool. It's fun. I'll sit at my piano for... I'll get... Not stuck there. I'll get... Be overdramatic, but like, lost at my piano for a couple hours. Sure. Like, last night, right? Sure. With my ski mask on, and I'll be trying... I'm, like, trying to learn a new Twenty One Pilots song, and I'm just ******* just playing that, playing it, and then, like, three hours go by, and I'm working on this song. I'm working on Sparks by Coldplay. You are? Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's sexy. I love you have your ski mask on just like the guy from Twenty One Pilots. It's really funny. It's so funny. Damn. Yeah. Dude, having that keyboard is the best, because that keyboard is, like, so special, too, because... The Nord. The Nord, yeah. The Nord 3 can make so many different sounds with it. I... Yeah. So, it's fun. Yeah, I wish... I wish I... Wyatt played, um, Vitellos the other day. You played at Vitellos? Yeah, just... On Tahonga? Yeah, just, like, a brunch. What? Yeah, they made, like... They made... Dude. I think they made, like, $165 just for that. Dude, that's sick. Yeah, yeah, they made, like, $65 in tips. Bro, but, dude, it would be so... It's pretty cool. Yeah, I should talk to Wyatt one day about me and him playing, like, a... You should. It would be so funny. You should. But I don't know if I can keep up with him musically. Well, I mean, you can just play something simple. Yeah, that's cool, though. Good for them. And then he got a text from the guitarist from Wilco listening to his, uh, one of his songs and sent him, like, a way to go, like, keep going kind of text, which is really cool. That's sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, dude, he's really doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to college? Yeah, he's going to college soon. He did the 5x5 challenge at, uh... I was so pissed yesterday. The In-N-Out challenge? Not at In-N-Out, at, uh, Five Guys. 5x5? I think it's a 5x5 challenge or something. It's like a giant burger. Five patties? Yeah. Uh-huh. He put it down? Yeah. Hell yeah. And I was like, dude, I'm a ******* YouTuber. Like, how could you not... How could you not call me for that? And he was like, I just had to do it on my own. He said his two friends left and he stayed to finish it. Really? I'll do it for your video. A 5x5? Yeah? I can do it. When I go to In-N-Out, you know what I get? A 3x3 with bun and then I go a double-double on the side, no buns. And I'm still hungry. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's why Natalie liked me so much because I could eat. I could out-eat her. No, I obviously could. I could eat a lot. You could out-eat Natalie. I could out-eat... Careful. Careful not to switch those words around. I know, I know. I could eat out Natalie if I wanted to. I could eat out Natalie if I wanted to. Natalie, if you're watching. I missed your taste. I hope you're having fun in Europe. I hope you're having fun in Europe. I got a call from Dave on my birthday. That was nice. No way. Yeah. Was Natalie there? Yeah, Natalie and Zane and Dave all on FaceTime. Did she ask about me? I'm kidding. She didn't mention you. She didn't? No, it was just a birthday call. Did they have fun? Yeah, they were going to an opera. They all looked so good. David looks really good. Zane, of course, is in shape. They were all dressed up and they were going to an opera. That's funny. It was weird to look at them. I was like, oh my god, they're all grown up. You know what we should do? When they get back, we should go to Europe. **** you. He'd be so pissed. He'd be so pissed if we went to the same places they went to. We should do that. Yeah, okay. Whatever. David invited me. I'm like, are you sure you want me to go? You're with Natalie. He's like, come to Vienna. I'm like, if I were to go to Vienna and Budapest with them, I'd be all up in her grill trying to get her back. I don't think she'd like that. That's why I didn't go. Right, right, right. I took the high road. Just kidding. That was good. That was good that you'd do that. I mean, yeah, that's a smart choice. Are you kidding? Did you really think you'd be up in her grill? I'd be up in her grill for sure, yeah. I just can't control myself when I'm around her. Looking at this camera that's not even on. What did I say? Oh, I watched Shane Gillis' new show. Did you watch it? I watched the first episode. What did you say? I liked it. It's so good. Yeah, it was really funny. He was really funny in it. It's really good. It's very small. Yeah. But it's great. Yeah. I was really impressed with how it all takes place in this tiny hotel. I know. Dude. Which is cool. It's cool, yeah. Everyone's funny in it too. He made it himself. It's like six episodes. It's so sick. It's really smart that they pulled that off. Stavros is so funny. Yeah. He's really funny. Is that the main guy? The guy that owns it or whatever? Yeah, Stavros is kind of like Is he an Italian guy? the guy. Oh, yeah, he's super funny. No, it's great. His stand-up was amazing. Yeah, yeah. Zane, you know what's so funny? Zane has a podcast obviously and when I'm live streaming I'll get some tea from their podcast when they talk about me. Every once in a while. It's like once in a blue moon. They're like, how's your stomach? How's your gas issues? I'm like, what are you talking about? Zane said this one story on the podcast where you had Shane Gillis and you came back from the bathroom and you farted and it smelled and he's like, what the hell? Yeah, I get those on my lives too. It's just really funny. When I got that speeding ticket at Matt's wedding. Oh, what? You almost killed Zane and Heath. Did you? No. You almost killed Heath and Mariah. That's what they said about me. You almost killed Zane with your fart. Yeah, but the thing is that was a tricky thing because we lost an hour crossing the border. Crossing the border. So then suddenly we were an hour late for our flight. I didn't know that. Yeah, I remember that. So then I was speeding but I normally don't speed a lot. At least you didn't end up in jail. I know. Yeah, he told me that too. Alabama jail. I'm gonna take you to jail. Oh man. And I wasn't even scared. I was just like, ******* take me. I had to tell you take me, take me. You know? And that's the difference between being younger and older. Yeah. When you're younger you literally lay a ---- right in your pants. Yeah, yeah. And when you're older you're like Oh, it's so funny. That's the difference. Oh, whatever. Okay, yeah. I think. Wait, were we talking about farts and unfiltered and me farting and Zane? Was it Zane? Yeah. So you had gas at Shane Gillis? Oh, Shane Gillis. Yeah, I had gas at Shane Gillis. You did? I was pretty I was pretty drunk. I was like a good drunk. I was dying laughing at everything Shane Gillis said. He was so funny. Was it Was the gas like smellable? Like was people smelling it? For sure. Yeah. And Zane like knows my scent now so it's like I can't get away with it with him. Dude, I just ******* I fart a lot. Why do you think you fart so much? I want to say because I'm healthy but maybe not. But the dude next to me was so funny. I was like we started we like I talked to him like a little bit but when Shane had like a funny joke I'm like dude he probably hated me I'm like I'm like dabbing I hit his shoulder because it was funny and then I ******* come back and I fart he's probably like **** this guy, man. But dude the good thing about Shane Gillis was like it was like 80% dudes there. Yeah. So like I didn't really care that much. Was it all dudes? A lot of dudes. Yeah. A lot of dudes that look like him too. I'm just kidding, dude. What'd you say? A lot of dudes that look like him too. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh, no. That's really funny. He was funny, bro. He watching his show last night he I told Zane this I'm like dude, after he performed I just wanted to give him a hug. Oh, yeah. He looks like he's so huggable. And then after like watching his show last night too like I'm like dude, he's so natural he's so him I just want to ******* squeeze him. I want to squeeze Shane. I just want to I want to go up to him I want to squeeze his cheeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. He's pretty low. Grab his face I'm like stay in school, man. Stay in school. Dude, I have some more not jujitsu drama Yo, you have jujitsu drama? Not drama anymore but like remember I told you my gym a lot of people left my gym. Yeah. And so every black belt coach there is amazing though. They're all so ******* good. I just came in and the coach that left I was so accustomed to him and he's so he's like one of the best in the world wins ******* big tournaments he's sick with it like he's a cool dude. Like the nicest guy. Right. So he left and then I felt torn you know, leaving the gym because my friend introduced me. Yeah. And so but now it's like there's a few people that go to the class but sometimes it's just me and another person and then the coach. Yeah. It's great because it's like I'm getting a private lesson. You know, like it's like a one-on-one. So you stayed? I stayed. Even though your coach left? I stayed, yeah. And you feel guilty about it? Yeah, I felt guilty like I'll go back and forth sometimes, you know. Did you say anything to him? Who? Yeah, did you say anything like hey man, I'm gonna stick with the gym? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows but he asked one of my buddies my other jiu-jitsu buddy he's like, yo, where's Todd at? Is he gonna come come by? I'm like, I thought it was pretty cool but he's like, yo, he's asking about you. I'm like, oh, **** yeah. Okay. You know, maybe I'll bounce back. The original coach is asking for you. Yeah, and he's he's nasty, but he's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like he's like I don't know, I'm trying to compare him to like he's like the like He's as good as you could be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's really good. And he's a good teacher too. So he asked for me to swing by the gym I'm like, **** yeah, okay, let's go. You're gonna do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I got 10 boxing classes for my birthday. What? From what? Wolf Boxing. Wolf Boxing? Yeah, we can go. Where's that at? It's in West Hollywood. Dude, it's we can hike, run in, and then box. And go box? Yeah. Or vice versa. That's awesome. Who got that for you? Naveen? Naveen did, yeah. That's a great gift. My kids wrote me insane letters last night. Oh my god. Wait, how long were they? I was like crying. Wait, wait, wait. Can I? No, no, no. Why is he an insane writer? He's just like I'm not an insane writer. Yeah, no, he's probably yeah, he's talented. Yeah. And he's just like What was one of the what was something that stuck out? He was like he was like you know, every joke I tell is you. Every time I hear Silly Dan, I I think of you. Oh, wow. Everything I've gotten to do is because of you. I'm about to tear up. I was ******* bawling. I couldn't even read it. Oh my god. All like handwritten too? All handwritten. All on shitty construction paper. That's great. And Charlie wrote something for you too? Charlie wrote one. I was crying with hers. Naveen wrote me a note. My mother wrote me a note. That's really nice. Yeah. Holy ----. And Naveen has this new thing it's called she has this new app you can go out to dinner for free. Have you heard about it? You told me about that, yeah. It's called On The House. It's insane. We just went to dinner for free the other night. You just have to post about it? You just have to post. That's crazy. But no one can get accepted. She's the only one that she knows that can get accepted. Are you accepted? No. You told me about it the other day and I tried to get accepted. Yeah, it's crazy. On The House, guys. On The House, wow. And then you get like then restaurants pop up and then you're like oh, I want to go to you know Olivetta Tuesday night and just take it. ------- ----, man. And then you get $200 to spend. Brat Robinson's girlfriend Erica Costell Erica, yeah. Erica showed me an app an app like that. I don't know if it's called On The House. I'm going to text her about that but it was a different looking app than what you sent me. But if you can if you can like go out to dinner for free like that just post like that's insane. It saves so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean whenever we go out to dinner we spend like a couple hundred bucks. Right. Like Right. And I end up like you either like put on your card or like my card and after you said that one story in the podcast Yeah. I didn't see you for dinner for a while. I got boned you know how many dude, I got boned so many ******* times. This is my favorite topic. It's not even funny. Like like I would put my card down and I would cover 75% of the bill. Yeah. And I would have people Venmo me and they still wouldn't Venmo me. Enough. People don't understand tax and tip. No. They don't know 20%. They don't know how ******* take put 28% into a number. How do people not understand what things cost? Do they know or don't know? Like that's why like it's so funny too because it happened so much to me the bill would come and I would wait. I would wait. And then nobody would put a card down. Everyone's like scared to touch the bill. I would grab it and ******* throw my ******* card down. You know what I did one time? What? I knew the bill was coming and I got up and went to the bathroom. And then what happened? I still covered the bill. You still got it? Yeah, I still got it. You came back and no one touched it? No. It's literally like a curb episode. It's crazy. Yeah. I told you the story about when I was with a bunch of rich kids like trust fund babies and I was with my buddy David Drummond. I gave him my card because I thought we'd split it. Yeah. I got up to go to the bathroom. I actually had to go. I came back. None of these rich kids put their ******* card down. Right. Nobody did. Yeah. And I put it on my card. It was like 1,500 bucks. And I had to chase them like walk and like go tell them to Venmo me. They wouldn't and it still was not enough. It's like So annoying. Here's another thing that's annoying. I went to a wedding last weekend and people cutting people cutting in line. For food? It's crazy. For bathrooms? Anything. Jesus. Like once we went to a speakeasy they opened up a speakeasy for us like after the rehearsal dinner we had to wait in line just like show ID and stuff. And people they were all from LA just in Paso Robles and they would just just walk up just cut just cut like 40 people. And then I waited in line for dessert and when we were we were really good friends with somebody that we were sitting with the entire wedding having a great time with her and I they opened the dessert line so I wait in the dessert line for like 20 minutes. I'm waiting to get dessert. ------- this girl people just cutting she just walked up and I called her on it and I go I go hey I've been in line there's a line. And she goes oh I didn't know I didn't know you didn't know there's a ******* giant like you didn't see the the two 90 year old women you just cut that are barely standing to get dessert? It's crazy. God damn dude. People cutting I don't like and I don't like when people leave it with the bill. No dude The bill is tough. And then now now when we went to dinner with Danielle the other night since we sorted out that bill drama now Naveen got the short end of the stick now Naveen has to pay. Oh yeah she's she's like now floating for free huh? She's now floating for free. Remember that dinner? That dinner was great by the way. I had a great time the food was awesome it was really farming. Yeah. Great great great restaurant. The food was so good. That's so funny. So then I think I think we're all aware of we all should pay now. And so Danielle paid her share so the bill comes there's you know four people and so then now Naveen is putting in her card. But it's your card. I'm just kidding. No it's her card. I'm just kidding. And uh but Naveen doesn't ever pay. Well so she's like what the ****? Yeah yeah yeah. Dude that's so dude so I've went to dinner like six of us went to dinner out in Venice this place expensive but the best burger I forgot what it was called it was in Venice what was it called **** and same thing happened right where so I'm with a friend of mine who has a girlfriend and he usually pays for her all the time. Right. And so everyone pulls out their card but she pulls out she pulls out a card but it's his card. And he's just he's just like **** god damn it. Yeah it's it's expensive to go out go out and eat and then people from LA cutting like I can I can see who those type of people are. Oh my god I don't know maybe not. Do you also have you been around people like take take ---- weight like you know I don't know what I'm saying sorry Mitch. People take ---- weight too seriously. Too seriously yeah. No yeah. Yeah they do. What do you mean? I don't know. I don't know that was random. I'm trying to think which was wedding. Wedding. Wedding was fun. We went oh Palace Paso Robles have you ever been there? Is that right above below Santa Barbara? you go up you go up to Bakersfield and you go left it's kind of near like San Luis Obispo it's like two hours from Monterey. Slow action? It's in the middle of nowhere but it is nice. It was nice? Great. Went into town Naveen had like bridal stuff so she was just involved with bridal stuff the entire weekend so I was like free and I didn't really know anybody at the wedding so I just went into town by myself and like I ran I got pulled in into wine tasting someone's wait what? I was just walking down the street and you got pulled into wine tasting? yeah they have like they don't have like bars but they have like wine tasting on the street it's almost like a bar I guess it's like a small town vibe kind of like small town damn that's fun hell yeah amazing met this guy at the wedding he was like he got he got so drunk and then he was like I he was like I do he was like I'm trying to be an influencer no way I do fishing and I was like cool cool cool he's like follow me I was like okay okay I'll follow you and then did he know you were an influencer? no no he knew he knew he found out later he was like I hear you're famous follow me and then and then he kept like he kept like calling Naveen beautiful which was like okay okay okay but he was just so drunk relax bro yeah and it was fine like I didn't I'll let it go whatever I don't care but then but then the next morning there was like he had done something to someone else and so then Naveen kind of was like well yeah he was like kind of like really drunk also they were like putting pieces together because it's like someone's uncle uh huh so then I go in the hot tub in the morning and I'm I'm like and I'm sitting with like three guys that I don't know that well they're all like and one of the guys is like hey I'm really sorry about my uncle last night and I was like I was like oh no no no no no no no I was like totally fine like he didn't do anything wrong like he was drunk but no like it used to be when you were it used to be like when I was growing up everybody was drunk and no one said anything everybody was drunk so then then he's like yeah he's like we uh we nipped it in the bud and you know like we spoke with him and I was like oh my god I was like I didn't I don't want to get this but Naveen just kind of said it in passing because someone else was complaining about him so then we so that's Friday night so then we get to Saturday night and like this guy obviously like physically had been ******* beaten by his wife like not beaten physically but like he was on his best behavior he was like not the fun guy anymore you know like and he saw us and he was like hello nice to see you no way like that and then and then I was like Naveen I was like what did you do I was like you got him in trouble and then he just wasn't you know wasn't the fun guy anymore yeah and I kept saying like I kept saying don't you kind of miss Raphael like talking calling you beautiful and stuff she's like yeah I miss him but it was really funny to watch from Friday to Saturday he'd gotten in trouble is that the best at weddings when people get super fucked up the night before the wedding yeah and then everyone the next day like hey yeah yeah yeah that's what happened to me at Matt's wedding yeah yeah yeah yeah was that was that the wedding or the night before both oh yeah the night before oh yeah yeah yeah I remember you had two incidents yeah yeah yeah but then but then I told you I got the text from Matt I was the MVP yeah do you know how you pulled that out somehow I know could have been the villain so easily do you know how much of a rollercoaster that Monday was for me I'm like I woke up went to like do like the groom the groom stuff the next day yeah and I kind of walked in I'm like do these people know what happened I'm like I remember I dropped you off I'm like yeah yeah you did drop you had to do proper groom stuff proper groom stuff I remember like 11am yeah be at this house yeah yeah do the groom stuff yeah yeah yeah and I go into it I'm like do these guys know what I did and no everyone's like hey what's up man I'm like hey guys and so I had to like start drinking right away just like to feel better sure and I'm still like feeling guilty like I'm like thinking about like Nat I'm like oh my god she ******* she probably sees the side of me she doesn't like this you know and I'm like **** and I'm at the ******* we do the wedding it's beautiful I'm still like Nat like Natalie's in the back of my head I'm like oh **** I fucked that up and then you know I continue to drink with these guys we get on the bus before the wedding and everyone's ******* just binge drinking taking shots people are drunk at the ceremony yeah and then after the wedding we get on the bus everyone's partying everyone's taking shots so you're standing up there with Matt and the grooms and everybody's drunk a little tipsy maybe buzz yeah because you guys didn't look drunk no because it looked like pretty ordered Patricia's dad brought in a bunch of shots for us on the bus he did yeah he's a super cool guy yeah he's nice their families are amazing both their families are great I love them they're both great and then we had the wedding and then I get you know a little saucy at the wedding I'm like trying I'm trying to have a conversation with Natalie and she's sober and I remember just feeling so stupid yeah like hey when we get back do you want to hang out and she's like she's like are you serious what and then I don't know if I should have disclosed this but she like blocks my number for a couple days and I was like **** you know a couple days is cool yeah a few days a little jail yeah a little jail right there who'd you have more fun at their wedding Joe's or Matt's I think Matt's because I was in it yeah with all those guys Joe's was great it was beautiful yeah yeah yeah I had more fun at Joe's because you didn't have to travel as far yeah yeah that's true Matt's was great Joe's was more grand yeah yeah yeah Matt's was more grand I had like the bachelor Joe's was smaller but also because I'm closer with Joe yeah yeah yeah and so but then I get home and I'm on my death bed it's ******* it's Monday Monday miserable Monday and a little hungover a little you know depressed from you know not making the best choices and then and then Matt texts me I'm like oh **** he's probably like he's like buddy you were the MVP of the of the wedding you pulled it out the groomsman he's like everyone loved you the families loved you you're so personable and just so nice and funny and hot he didn't say hot and he's like he's like both families loved you he's like he's like thank you buddy I appreciate it that's great and I'm like you mean that I texted him you mean that he's like yeah man I'm like thanks bro I really needed that well it goes back to what you said about people taking things seriously yeah it's like the guy at the wedding that was like acting up drunk it's like **** it like what what is it yeah it's like I'm really mad on the next day yeah or I think I don't know people are like people are entitled to like yeah to get a little drunk for sure like they need to yeah they like work their jobs and then they wanna like let loose alcohol's free yeah cause it's a wedding it's a wedding yeah and it's your time to like and weddings are fun they like make you feel like some sort of way you know yeah they make you feel a little horny a little you know I like to dance at a wedding remember we danced at Vince's wedding me and you I have a picture of us oh yeah yeah yeah I have a picture of us cutting rug I love to dance at a wedding I'll send you the remind me to send you the photo later so you can insert it it's a really good photo of us okay I know where it's at yeah Vince's wedding was really fun that was a I think that was the greatest wedding I've ever been to that was a damn good wedding that was a grand wedding yeah like the 22 piece band as you're walking in it felt like have you seen that movie Blow with Johnny Depp yeah isn't their wedding kinda crazy yeah yeah it felt like that yeah yeah yeah yeah that had to be craziest wedding yeah yeah yeah that was a good wedding yeah at the Beverly Hills Hotel oh man weddings man when are you getting married I just got married in January never again that's my answer never getting married again I'm staying with this one good she's the best yeah she is she really she really brings the best out of you dude I was telling someone that it's almost annoying yeah cause you guys you just have to be your best all the time yeah you just wanna be you're like I can't she's so perfect in every way that's and I can't be down ever that's good she brings the best out of you yeah cause you want and you want that for yourself yeah and I got really lucky yeah and she and now you come and now you ask us to go to dinner which is great yeah you know yeah not just staying inside like you know when you're single is that what I did yeah it's just great going out to dinner with you guys it's so much fun I love it like when you text me to go to dinner and when I can't make it I'm like **** I'm so pissed seriously I'm like god damn it like when I had Jiu Jitsu I'm like **** oh yeah yeah yeah I'm like damn it yeah she's doing good she's doing her podcast that's right yeah she has two two episodes done or at least that and she's not to gas her up but she's insanely funny on her own natural good good work I wonder how I'm gonna get married did you hear the story about um when she told me she told me to watch the Nicolas Cage movie did you tell her that story oh wait wait was this was this the movie that that you said she saw like when she was a kid that she thought was good still no no she saw this she's like there's this new Nicolas Cage movie it's about it's about black people dreaming about Nicolas Cage oh dream scenario yeah so Wyatt and I go to watch it and we put it on and we're like oh that sounds great a bunch of black people dreaming about Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage keeps showing up in black people's dreams that's how she watches the movie she starts watching it and like there's no black people in this movie and then we look and it just said it says on Netflix black comedy she thought it was um she thought it was black comedy like that that's really funny I wish it was black people that would be even more of a twist yeah that would be crazy yeah have you seen you seen the whole movie no I tried to watch it it was awful oh you didn't like it I finished it just to see how how it would end was it good it was a trip it was like you kind of feel sick you have a good stomach for like for sitting through stuff yeah like seeing a whole movie yeah yeah yeah I used to be like that yeah I do I just like I don't know why I want to see it out but I do get pissed off afterwards if I really don't like it I'm like **** like I should have just yeah yeah yeah I'm like god damn it oh I watched Fall Guy did you like it or no I don't know I was watching it with Naveen and she was not into it yeah I just like I think I I watched it in theaters too I think if I maybe saw it with you I could have gone along with it but it was like kind of it took like a long time and it kept see I can just watch Ryan Gosling all day oh I ******* I like love him yeah and I think he's so just naturally just himself and funny did you ever see the movie with Russell Crowe that he did that's like a comedy Nice Guys yeah so good he's so ******* funny in that too yeah I would watch that that's a great movie Nice Guys I'm going to watch Tombstone yes Tombstone I really want to rewatch Once Upon a Time in Hollywood because I had this I was doing a self tape with Carlos the other day and I was just like I couldn't get these lines and I'm like and then I just listen ************ you don't get these ******* lines I'm going to blow your ******* I'm going to blow your ******* head off man you don't get these ******* lines that's what your coach said no that's what I no that's what I did oh that's what you said it's from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood oh oh oh oh remember like and he's like in the trailer he's like you you had you had six whiskey sours you ******* alcoholic piece of ---- god damn yeah that was all improv was he when he's in the trailer yeah yeah yeah oh my god just him improvising by himself bro it's amazing and then did you did you notice in the in that shot he breaks the fourth wall but through a mirror he looks right at the camera through the mirror oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I like that movie so much I think it's so good I think Brad Pitt's so good in it I think Leonardo DiCaprio's so good in it it's so stylized yeah but then in the end in those Tarantino movies sometimes they're too they're too like wacky yeah it's an insane ending yeah yeah yeah with the flamethrower uh huh and it breaks the um the code of it almost yeah it's like it's almost like it's too far out there I don't know did you ever feel that way it's the same thing with Inglourious Bastards with like the they kill Hitler in the end it's kind of like but people go with it and I guess you I guess you go with it I guess that's a good example if you're making a film or you're making something yeah yeah yeah people will go with it if it's your vision for sure they will yeah they will yeah it's like you're like leading them they're not yeah like wait when they kill when they ******* shoot the **** out of Hitler yeah it's so good well that didn't happen it's so good I even had to check myself I was like is that how Hitler died no you know you know I've been I've been I've been uh watching a lot or the conspiracy videos of how Hitler died or if he escaped oh that's really funny it's really interesting but like I think he so he didn't want to be captured because he saw how Mussolini was captured and hung and beaten his body was just like ******* fucked with by the Italians right oh yeah so Hitler didn't want that Hitler was like a narcissist obviously right I think so he was such a narcissist he didn't want his body or his wife's body to be captured and to be ******* just brutally ******* just like you know you know cut up and ******* throw a lettuce stone at right so he wanted to burn himself alive or not alive but like shoot himself and then burn the place with his wife but some people said that he faked his death and escaped to Spain and then lived in a monastery where the monastery would take Hitler and the people of the monastery were Nazis or not Nazis but they would take him but then also someone said that Hitler was too much of a narcissist where he wouldn't live the rest of his life as a normal person at a monastery in Spain you know he's too much of a ******* egomaniac right but it's really interesting did they talk about him and the drugs he was doing so I have a book called Blitzkrieg Matt got it for my birthday it talks about I haven't read it yet it talks about all the drugs the Nazis were doing and Hitler was doing so that's probably got to affect your decision meth and coke and like just be ******* crazy or some form of meth that he had yeah whatever it was definitely for sure yeah so what do you think do you think he killed himself I think he escaped to South America but didn't they find his body they found him yeah you know what they found so he had a dentist and they found implants that were apparently his oh really yeah but I mean I think it would be a juicier story if he escaped but maybe not he's still alive he's still he's on TikTok but that's why there's wait have you seen Little Nicky yeah remember when he goes to hell there's Hitler in hell is that what happens every hour they have to cram a pineapple up Hitler's ass oh I gotta I gotta shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass wait this is what is this this is a Snapchat cover oh my god a Snapchat cover that someone sent to Naveen wait how old is this it's really recent this is crazy it's WTW on Snapchat let's give them a plug it says Jason abandoned his kids for her that's the title dang that's the title is that dude that's awful and there's a picture of my kids when they're like 10 when they're 10 which is so inaccurate they're 18 and 15 but no can they can they even put your kids up there like that that's kinda sure I guess they can if they're ******* scumbags that's ******* WTW on Snapchat Jesus um go **** yourself this is ******* completely uncalled for and so wrong and so just so you know WTW um my kids love Naveen she is the best stepmom she's added so much to their life uh and I didn't abandon my kids for them so **** you and I hope you're out now there we go that's ******* crazy if you'd like to issue actually let me take that back not not **** you hope you're out right now if you'd like to issue uh a retraction or an apology or to do a different tile you can even uh do it Jason responds to us you should uh on his podcast and uh all of them after I dude after I blast them Jason wait Jason you're the best dad and I I give you ---- for being such a good dad cause you can never hang out yeah I am a good dad and your kids love you that bums me out yeah what the **** you can say whatever you want about me but don't don't bring dude why do people bring ******* family into things that's it's insane bringing family into it it's really shitty and you know what I came in a little hot there WTW now go **** yourself it's fine but please do some retractions or something or that's bad I'm not gonna say do better cause I hate that term it's crazy you can like but be nicer to me how about that yeah and me too WTW yeah I don't even know what WT I tried to find WTW on snapchat I couldn't find it then I was gonna write snapchat and be like can you take this down alright listen guys thanks for listening and watching we'll be back next week we got some guests coming up no way maybe Stavros let's go um and uh Todd yeah thanks for being here Jason thanks for having me on that was great alright we'll see you next time have a good weekend Jason I'll see you tomorrow for your birthday oh we're going out tomorrow yeah we're going out are you excited yeah Joe's gonna make an appearance I hope Scott pays for it Scott it's comped ah don't tell him that I haven't paid for it still hell yeah let's go yeah yeah yeah I never see Joe anymore so this will be a treat big dinner Brad and Calvillo wow my friend Andy nice okay Andy the uh the guy who's directing our pilot oh **** yeah I get to meet him cool yeah he's so funny he gets a real kick out of us he's like he doesn't understand we'll be like we were with him the other day we had a meeting and then we were like oh we're going to a gifting suite he's just like a like a writer comedy writer that's all he does yeah he's like why are you going there and I was like well like take pictures and get free stuff and he was like what and he's like why are you taking pictures at the gifting suite I'm like well I put the pictures on my snapchat he's like and they give you free stuff for that I'm like yeah sometimes and uh and I was like well even if I don't get free stuff I'm like I still get pictures videos and stuff and he was like ******* baffled and he was like can I come and I was like yeah sure and then he was there and he he saw this girl and he was like oh man I wish I could talk to her and Devine like gassed him up like crazy was like go go go talk to her and he's not like a super confident guy and he went and talked to the girl unbelievable we were like shocked it was like one o'clock in the afternoon when got her number and everything they got some drinks he goes to get her number he goes to get her he comes back like literally three minutes later she's got a boyfriend like that and we were like you know what like that was really good you ******* went for it it's a win that's impressive that you even went out there asked that girl for her number and I swear to God two minutes later a girl sat down and he got her number wow yeah okay crazy Jesus just like putting that out there yeah yeah yeah I was like really proud of him look at that it taught me something I'm like alright just go for it right yeah don't be bashful thanks for that last story thanks for having me alright bye guys see ya peace out You