Who is the Better Parent?

Today, Naveen and I take care of her friend's three kids. Do you want to look at my YouTube analytics? In a competition to see who's a better parent. She called the boys losers, so she's negative three. Negative three? Will I be crowned best dad ever? Or will Child Protective Services come and take them away? He's doing child labor, Michelle. We lost one of them. That's all today. What's up, guys? Welcome to the video. Today, we're going to find out who is the better parent. And it's who you think it is. Me. Naveen's friend, Michelle, is coming over with her three children. And we're going to be taking care of all of them today. What are their names? Nico? We have Nico. Yes. We have Luna. Yes. And we have a brand new addition to the family. We're going to add a little competition to it. We're going to be scoring. We're going to have Michelle, who's the mom. She'll be scoring us. And then in the end, we're going to have the kids choose who they would rather go with. Me or Naveen. Who is the better parent? All happening here today. On my channel. Okay. Naveen Nash, the number one. You light me on fire. With a baby, you got to be really chill. The baby picks up on your vibes. Lulu. Nice to see you. I have a gift for you. Where's your gift? What? What's his gift? Jumping right into it. It's probably, you know, juggling a full-time job, a baby, and a husband, and keeping him very satisfied. Oh, he's crying. I'm going to edit this What are you guys in the mood for? I don't know. Okay, here, can I give you some options and you choose? Option number one, we play a game. Option number two, we karaoke and have a dance party. Option number three, we make our own personal size pizzas. Option number four. I think that's good. Do you want to look at my YouTube analytics? I want to color. Color, okay. It's so funny when you have kids over the house, you realize how unfun your house is. I'm like trying to think of things. Who wants gluten-free muffins? You don't have celiac disease, do you? I don't have any disease, but. She loves my painting. Oh, that's really nice. Naveen was very sad when she made that. Naveen, the baby has a little dribble. He missed it. Poor baby's sitting here without any. I believe in free dribble. Oh, really? So you just kind of let the baby, like, express himself without constantly doting, you know? Yeah, but look how happy he is now that I got that off. Right? High five. Guys, today's video is brought to you by SeatGeek, the best ticketing app in the world. The only ticketing app that I use. I've told you, I've seen so many concerts over the years through SeatGeek. They are my number one. I just got back from Coachella. I've seen Tower of the Creator. I've seen the White Stripes. I've seen. Taylor Swift. We saw Taylor Swift and I didn't know you were here. Anyways, guys, if you go to the link in the description right now, you're going to get 10% off your order with SeatGreep. SeatGreep. The Mickey Mouse version, so it's SeatGeek. She's so cute. Too bad she's leaving. Go download the SeatGeek app. Go to the link in the description. Use my code NASH10 and you're getting a 10% off your order. And my thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Oh yeah. How's it going on the score? You can't look at the score. I'm giving the kids a tour. You're hiding from Jason? Don't worry. This is a safe place. I mean, we lost one of them. We lost one of them. Oh, there he is. Jason, I noticed you lost one of the kids. Shoes. Let's put some shoes on, yeah? Not very good. Letting a kid go outside with no shoes in his backyard. When I'm outside, I go like this, like a ballerina. And I just spin slowly to not get dizzy. And then reverse. Luna, I don't see you spinning. Oh, I got really important stuff to do in here. So I'm going to be busy in here for the next couple hours. So please don't disturb me. Okay. What's the password? I don't know. That's it. I don't know. You got it. Oh. That's what happens when Jason invites people into his little podcast room. Most guests sleep that way. I will go change the lights off. Okay, come on. Wow. And then we go like this. We go test, test, test. One, two, one, two, one, two. Try that. Test, test, test, one, two, one, two, one, two. Okay, you try. Test, test, test, one, two, one, two. That's really good. Okay, now I'm going to let you listen, okay? And make sure it sounds right. And now say farty, poopy, one, two, one, two. Farty, poopy, one, two, one, two. Should I just say... Yeah, let's go, Nico. We're more mature than this. When am I getting my paycheck? Hey, you and me both, brother. He's doing child labor, Michelle. He's making them turn his lights on, put his headphones on. I think that should be a deductive point. I would never make them do something without cash. That's a big house. This is what happens when you work hard and you marry older. So, Naveen got a point for walking safely with Luma and talking about travel, connecting with them. She got a point. And then she called the boys losers. So, negative three. Oh, negative three. Can I have the stage to defend myself? Yeah. I did accidentally say the word losers, okay? But sometimes there's a winner and a loser. And I don't see loser as a negative. It's just the opposite of the winner. So, I didn't mean it in a negative way. I was just saying, not the winner. If you win or you learn. No, win or you learn. Touche. It was unkind. Oh my God, that's how she treats me. Slide down with a blanket on your nose. I'm too scared. I'll do it. I'll do anything for a kid's approval. Plus three. Ooh, plus three, okay. Jason, no. Niko. Oh, bro, he shamed me. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Now, we make the pizza. Now, we make the pizza? May I have a Diet Coke, please? If your mom says it's okay. It's not. Oh. It looks like we're the ones doing the pizzas. And Luna and I made a deal. If I went down the stairs, that they would help with the pizzas. Why? Because you can't talk smack to a child. I don't think I was talking smack. I was just saying. Yeah, you were. I was? Minus a point. See, Niko, this is what you're supposed to do with dough. You're supposed to round it out. Make it flat. You wanna try? Try it, Niko. It's pretty fun. Fun. Okay, let me just roll that dough. Ready? Now, go. It's not that cold. It is pretty cold. All right, do it slow. Do it slow. You don't want any rips. He gave him cold dough. Luna, let me warm your dough up. Did you put flour on this? I didn't. You should. Who wants to put the cheese on? There you go. Oh, very good. You're killing it. Ready for that? No. I want mine to be big. I'm gonna make that one awesome. Oh, so it sounds like everyone likes the shape of my pizza. Mine's gonna be way tastier. Jason just kind of did his own thing, even though they both expressed wanting a small personal pizza. Interesting. No problem. We got, here's the beans. Oh, those look great. Not bad. This one is mine. Yeah. That one's yours? Okay, you want me to put it on a plate? It's really hot. You're gonna just slide it on here. Wow. And then you just cut it. Are you threatened by a strong, smart woman? I'm gonna marry you. Yo, Milo going to town on that pizza. Let's go. I can't choose between, I like both of you to equally. That's really nice. But, you had to pick one. So, well, the final test, obviously, who will be the, as a parent, as a father, can you defend your kids? So, imagine you're here with the kids, Niko and Luna, if you come over here, and you're at Disneyland, right? And I come up and I go, hey, give me your kids. As people do at Disneyland sometimes, I'll take the kids and your wife. I don't know if you want them. Come on, come on. They're a pain in the neck, really. Okay. I thought you meant the punches, not the kids. You're from Boston, you should know these things. I grew up in the suburbs. It's an all-Jewish community. Mostly about what your bank account was. Here we go. All right, can you throw a hook? Oh, that's the uppercut. Here we go, that's it. Uppercut with his head. I call that the flying eagle. I have to say, I think the kids are safe with you. Yeah, yeah. And Naveen as well. Good work. He's just a little hot. Yeah, there's always the Disney app. Oh, we don't do screens. I do. You can tell a lot. I gotta go off for a pack of cigarettes. I'll be back. Niko, you're gonna want to open that door. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. After you, my dog. Who's getting a house now? You guys are in luck, it doesn't work. Why is he screaming all the time? I don't know. He doesn't really know how to express himself that well. That's loving Jason. What? Now, first of all, I want to say, a big applause to you two. You guys killed it today and I'm not trying to grease the wheel right now. I love you both. You're incredible kids. You're absolutely stars on camera. So you're great. I'm not going to put that in because I don't want you to get a big head. All right. And I want to say another special shout out to Michelle, your mom, who took the point stuff very seriously, which I love. And Myla, let's not forget about Myla too, who I think liked me better. We bonded over burps, right? They're disgusting. Okay, I did the tallying. Naveen, you know, started off really strong by connecting with the kids about the travel and making sure that Luna was safe going up the stairs. She hit a snag when she used the word losers. I believe in not hiding certain words from kids. I believe in open dialogue. I believe in winner's mentality. We're teaching them to be kind. Jason came off strong by cleaning up Myla's dribble, but then he made Myla cry. He also scared the baby when he screamed going down the stairs, but he was committed to entertaining the older kids. Yes. So, you know, it kind of equaled out there. Naveen, you did fantastic with connecting with Luna about art and bringing out the massive canvas out there. Big canvas. Those, they're not cheap. I really appreciated that. How many points did you appreciate that? Jason, I really loved how you connected with Nico. Okay. And you let Nico be Nico. You let him choke you. Oh! Oh my God. You know, you tried to bribe them. Yes. Remember when he gave you the money? Yeah. I also, I also bought a bracelet. So that, I was going to just say, you supported small businesses. That's right. And I loved that Jason kept checking on the pizza because I feel like if it were up to you. Well, hold on. The pizza, I knew. I knew. Myla's like, wrap this up, wrap it up. I didn't, I don't need a timer because I have that mother's instinct. Like, I know when the pizza's done. I know when these two need me. I just, I don't need a timer. You ignored the baby the entire time. He was, he didn't like me. I was, every time I, every time I looked at him, he cried. And now, and now, now let's say the most important thing here is that baby. Myla was the most important because if Myla's unhappy, everyone else is unhappy. And what did I do? I came in and I connected with Myla with a series of fart noises and burps. Right. And we have it on film. Let's cut to the tape. He did calm the baby. Jason connected with the one person here that can't talk back. I don't know if that is. Okay. So, moment of truth. Okay. But the kids have the final say. Final tally. You get 11 points. Okay. And Jason. Yes. You earned a whopping 15 points. Ah! Go! Down the, down the stairs. Twice. Yeah. Hurt my back. Yeah. Ripped your jeans. Ripped my jeans. Connected with Myla. Marcus loved my pizza more. That's what I'm talking about. Gab me up. Don't hit me. Okay. So you won nine points. I win nine points. But popular vote. Yeah. The kids have the final say. It was a tie, but we will just rely on Jason. Oh! Let's go! Okay. So let me get something straight. So it's the person that gets the most points wins is the winner, but we can't say loser. So make it make sense. Wait, this feels cool. Oh, they're going to keep going. Say Nadine, you're off the island. Nadine.