She Tricked Me! - SGITW PODCAST

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the number one dating show in the world She just peeked into my shot because she couldn't wait to come over to her. I wanted to make sure you're recording We've had some issues. Oh, yeah. Yeah But that's not what we're here to talk about We're here to talk about the number one relationship podcast in the world the woman with your With all the advice the woman who keeps creeping into my shot Most beautiful with a lovely dress on today. Oh here. She is the love of my life Jason yes, dear I have noticed not in a bad way, but my mind is just sharper and my energy is calmer Oh, yeah, and I think it's because I have my magic mind today, and I don't think you did no I haven't had it yet. You ready? Are you gonna have the right now? Here we can walk us through it let's do a little ASMR. Okay. Well, first of all when you open it, it's just Incredible smell that reminds me of like like you're in like Bali Earthy earthy like wheat grass or like, you know, it just smells really good. So it's a little like wheat grassy, which I love And then back. Mmm Tastes great It's really nice. I love the taste. It's literally packed with vitamins. It has just enough caffeine doesn't have too much Yeah, like having a cup of coffee Yeah And so it just gives you a little zing for the day and now you guys are gonna notice this podcast gonna be a lot Yeah, let's do it. Oh, and if you use our code all good 20 You're gonna get 48% off your subscription to magic mind go to the link in description. It'll be linked there. Okay, I Love magic mind me too. I love them more Okay What is new with you Naveen I haven't seen you in so long I know it's been a while it's crazy to catch up You passed me in the house and you're so busy with your pickle business and you're so busy with Everything that you're doing and looking gorgeous. Thank you getting yourself ready. You're actually The way Naveen looks right now one would say She could be on a beauty pageant. Wait, that's so she could be on a Netflix drama and she just a drama You're very funny. I was getting there. I was getting there if you love drama You're literally You would thrive Yeah in a drama. Sure. I'd love to be in a drama But what I was gonna say is you look so great and you do it so quickly you do it in about 15 minutes That's the best today. I took a little longer. I wish you I wish it was you take an hour I mean, but I would expect this would take an hour, but it Let me you pop those girls in there and they're ready to go. That's what happens It's true, it's true and I'm struggling with my weight right now you literally look incredible look amazing we went to a party the other night and I watched Many women. Oh, you're out of your mind more and after my man. No, you're out of your mind even She makes this stuff. I got an astrology reading. I was peeking over to see Jason Jason can't like if he's standing alone He has some sort of energy where people just want a piece of that. No, that's not true Yeah, that's not true. I was introduced to someone by the host of the party and I was waiting for your read to finish I'm just waiting for you. Then the poor girl Revealed something so incredible to me and I ignored it. I feel really bad. Well, it's tough when I walk up Tough to compete. Can you do an impression of me? Getting my reading like when you looked over It's like I had got my reading my my reading was good But then Naveen was like locked in with this guy and I looked over at her she had like she looked so beautiful and she had this she was just like She was like in the pocket it was like a guy talking about astrology with her She was just like in heaven It was so and I was making fun of you. I was like kind of roasting you with with grace the host of the party You were yeah I was like right now and Naveen's saying like it's like I'm gonna end up reading you I Was tormenting this guy? Yeah But I got him business. Yeah, good reading from him. Oh great. It's actually today incredible this girl I start talking to her and she's great and and then she's like, oh I live over in But she lives over on the east side and and then I go and they go a lot of traffic over there She goes. Well, I walk I don't have a car, you know, I go how many steps you get a day That's how Jason flirts. That's how I talk and she goes 10,000 and I go Wow 10,000 and then right then she goes. Yeah, I recently lost 80 pounds like that and right at that moment Naveen walked up from her reading start making out with Jason like I gotta tell you about my reading and and I completely I Went I went like this. I went 80 pounds. Hi. How did it go? And the poor girl we didn't give her the proper should have been at least 30 to 45 seconds like or a minute like wow, you lost 80 pounds. That's incredible. Yeah, so so-and-so if you're out there We're proud of you. I don't think you've ever had a weight problem No, I have I'm gonna show you when my boobs before my breast reduction surgery, right My boobs were so big that it like everything was bigger Yeah. Yeah, I never got to see those boobs. It's crazy. It's like you having a boat and one day Used to have a boat No, but I actually did lose a bunch of weight you did how much? 10 10 pounds when you're thin is hard. No for sure Hey, wait, wait when you got your breast reduction, how much weight did you lose a lot? What's the recovery like? It's tough. What do you like? How did you sleep you sleep on your back to sleep on my back, but also sitting up Yeah, oh, it was the worst. Yeah when I had my hip surgery So hard to sleep so tough. Yeah, it was brutal and I couldn't even open the pill bottles like that's how weak Oh, yeah, I was But it was is fun, yeah, well you're looking good. Thank you. Thank you so much What's happening? We have a fun. I see lots of questions there. We Have a fun. Don't worry. I can't read in my class. I don't have my glasses For today be talking to it a Saudi chic right now. I wouldn't know he's on to us Okay, so yeah, I'm gonna keep it simple today we've been like so busy with stuff That I'm not even gonna hit you with hard-hitting Question softballs. I'm we're playing softball today. Okay, you know, and I'm not I'm not playing around with it. Okay, I'm gonna say a sentence And then we're either gonna say red flag or green flag. Okay What are you doing? We're at work red flag or green flag if someone texts you back instantly every time Green flag. I think yeah, I text back fast. They never plan dates. You always have to be the one to plan it red flag For a guy for you. Well, I don't know. I mean, oh wait, can I tell you something funny really quick? Yeah, we did There's this big debate with women it's like you're a gold girl or a silver girl Yeah, it's like a big deal. Okay, cuz it's like the jewelry you wear the clothes you wear Should they be silver or gold? Yeah, I Spent my whole life even when I sat down in the chair. I have a video. I'm gonna show you later. I Was like so Maria did her she was gold Yeah, and we were like, oh my god the gold looked so good on her Like she was like glowing like it was like she's a gold girl Yeah, and then I sit down on the chair and the lady's like, okay, let's do the silver and gold thing I was like, I know this is crazy But and I'm not even trying to be like conceited I'm Silver or gold? Yeah, I look great in both like it's I'm I have one of those skin tones We're like, I really look good with both. I can wear silver or gold jewelry. It always works for me I could wear a silver dress or a gold dress And the lady's like incredible And Maria's cracking up and filming me and then she puts the gold. Yeah, like literal Greek goddess vibes She was like so gorgeous. She puts the silver and there's like a Quietness that happens. Yeah, and I like look at them and the lady goes it's not silver It was so good like it made my under eyes look dark it made my eyes look like Black almost like not like brown and full like I was like, oh And I just looked at them and I was like, are you guys like feeling bad for me? Like it was like, oh It's definitely not silver sweetie Wow red flag green flag don't get off topic like that Jason if someone calls their parents multiple times a day That I don't that wouldn't be a red flag to me if they're not making me Like like if they are just talking to their parents a bunch. I think that's kind of sweet parents too involved is What if they're like younger? Yeah, it depends on the age, but that you don't want your parents too involved Yeah, you know or that the worst is like if like the parents have money And then they're dictating your life. Yeah Okay Their best friends with their ex You shouldn't be best friends with that's a red flag. Ooh, shouldn't be best friends Trying to think best friends. That means like spending quality time constantly, right? Just go be together You should marry your best friend, you know anybody like that I actually don't know. I Like when people I like a big thing. Like I really like when people can stay like cordial. I don't like anyone like hating but Best friends is weird. Do you ever feel like since you got married that you like lost people in your life? So I definitely was someone that was closer friends with a lot of ex-boyfriends Yeah, like pretty close like Dinner like a couple times a month like to catch up or like they were very involved in my life And once I met you, yeah, I used to always like when I date new people I was like, I'm just friends with my ex exes like it's not weird Like I don't care but once I met you and I really fell in love I didn't want to Which feels kind of mean to them, but I was like, I think that's a natural like progression of life, right? I was like, oh, I don't have this urge to wanna Update you on every moment of my life anymore. Like I how do you think that is? I think it's just like I respect you and I love you and you fulfill What I need from a man, so I'm not like seeking it from what about you? Do you think it's a red flag? To to be best friends with your ex best friends. I feel like you wouldn't care It depends who it was like if it was like Like I'm thinking of like one of your friends in particular like if you went and hung out with them, I wouldn't I Do best friends is tough. Well, I don't want to say Best friends. Yeah, I think it could be a red flag. Um They say I don't believe in labels when you're asking about your relationship What is that a red flag or green flag about understanding like like imagine we're dating Yeah, like seeing each other. Yeah, and you're like, oh like Like is this are we boyfriend girlfriend? Like what are we? I don't really believe it. Oh, you don't believe in labels red flag Yeah, yeah That means they don't like you enough Okay, red flag or green flag. I guess this isn't a green flag. What do you think? It's a red flag? You're officially dating and you see that they still have a dating app on their phone Yeah, yeah that's something that people have to think might not that they need to think about because you start dating someone you have to like You might still have the app on there You're not like looking at you're not using it. But yeah, you should delete it. I Remember when I Started dating you I was like, all right get rid of all these I couldn't wait You had already been kicked off of all of them. Don't even don't play with me No, there was nothing. I wasn't kicked off. There was nothing going on there Anyway, I one time had someone get mad at me because and this was on this was My bad. Yeah, but we were seeing each other, but I didn't make him my boyfriend right away Just cuz something I don't know. It's I didn't it was off about him I didn't feel something that I knew I should feel. Yeah, so I was just kind of dating other people too. Yeah, and I was on Bumble, yeah, and we had taken like a little day trip somewhere and he took a really good picture and I mean I changed my bumble profile to that photo and he was so mad at me, but then I like Didn't know what to say cuz I was like, oh like he's like Are you on still on dating apps? and I was like not really and he was like really because you change your bumble profile picture and I was like Okay, so you just let me know you're on bumble Yeah, then I use that as like maybe we're just not on this what was it about him that you didn't lie There's some people that you meet them and you don't feel there's nothing wrong with him He was so nice, but my I there was something about me that I didn't feel safe Yeah, but there's nothing like he was gonna hurt you. No, but The nicest person but I just like when we were in the car together He like took a turn that wasn't on the GPS one time and like my heart sank and I was like What are you doing? like But I had no like and I have to follow my feelings like I had to have felt that way for some reason He took a turn that wasn't on GPS and that was it. Yeah, and he was like, I'm taking a shortcut and I was like Wait, no, just go back on the regular shoot go back like but he had never done any like I don't know I have to say it's like little things do little things do throw you off. I have to feel safe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, there are yeah when you're dating somebody's little things you're like, I'm out. Yeah I don't know. I feel bad. He's if you saw him you'd be like, I look so sweet But like I don't know he has something about him. Yeah, I told you the story They're dating a woman with her son was named Fox and that was it. I was out Wait, but why were you out? I never met her by the way, I would just talk to her I talked to her a couple times and tried to set up dates. Yeah, but in the messages she would always say well you know, I'm with my son Fox and Fox went out and did this today and And and then not alone. I was just like no because I didn't want to like be in a park Yeah, just like just there by myself just Fox Fox Just that name just that little much Little bit name alone. I was Nope, just little things or if somebody has dogs Yeah, no, no, you know what? I mean? Like I like dogs, but I don't like your dogs Yeah, I mean kids are okay if if they had a kid I would really I would have been down if they had a kid Yeah, but keep in mind. Yeah, I don't think you were thinking it through. Yeah Someone has a kid. Yeah, things are going good with them. Eventually. You'll want to like live together now you live with a kid, too That's fine. I don't mind that because it's not you wouldn't care if I moved in here with a kid No, if you see that someone's a bad tipper at a restaurant. Hmm Fox Sorry a bad tipper at a restaurant. Yeah for you. It'd be a girl I think I think I think all girls Don't tip as much as guys Absolutely. My tipping is insane. Really? Yeah, if I'm tip it like if I'm paying for something and I'm tipping it's insane I've just what I've seen when girls tip or flick or when we all put the bill together girls always give less Like I don't think which is fine Yeah women make 75% what men make but I'm just saying like it's It wouldn't be or it wouldn't be a red flag if the girl did like 18% or 16% I'd be like Yeah, I think women are way better tippers I think if you seek so this is it if you're at a table and girls are putting their card down They're already pissed. So yeah, their tip is gonna be small cuz they're like what why am I here with guys? I could have had a girl's dinner But I think comes from a very very different world then Some people this might be foreign to those of you listening, but when the being goes out to dinner I think she expects the men to women shouldn't pay women shouldn't pay the most Insane thing in the whole world. Oh, I know I end up paying Absolutely insane, it's absolutely insane. Um, I don't I'm fine with that. I'm fine with a man paying that's fine You know, but don't Act up. Yeah Don't be yapping on the car ride home. Um, I think if you secretly watched Men and women tipping in just everyday Scenarios you think that you'd see that women tip more guys tip more if people are watching women tip more just in day-to-day Yeah, all right. I guess if you're but if you're not paying for dinner, you're not tipping Are you is it a red flag if someone gets road rage often? Like you're on a date with a girl and she's driving for some reason and like like not like ah this sucks but like real like honking the horn Middle finger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah big big big-time red flag. Yeah, you can't get road race. You think so? I used to have road rage you can't do it. No, no, Jason does this thing? Where he's better if I'm in the car, there's been a couple I feel like four or five times or you've like lost it Oh Go ahead. No, there's one time where you like absolutely lost it and you were speeding down Laurel to try to Fight someone on the way to hot Pilates. You remember he scared me so bad, but Jason's pretty good. If I'm in the car, he pretends like he doesn't have rage problems, but he does this thing where he can't Help it. Okay, if someone does something in a different car that pisses him off Jason has to Look into that person's car to see what they look like and he'll and I'll be like just just stop like just leave them alone He's like fine and then he goes Well, you got to see what's going on. Why because you because because you you need reasoning in your head You need deductive reasoning So if the person drove like a dick and then you look over and it's a 90 year old woman or man You're like, oh, okay. They ******* they're old. They don't know how to drive. Yeah, and that gives you some resolve Okay, that that's all I'm doing like you want to see what's up or you want to look into the car and be like Oh my god, this is a ******* maniac on the loose. This guy's on drugs or something But I but everything I do I don't like I'll say stuff but the windows are up You know what? I mean? I'll be like this ******* person. I'll do that. Yeah, I'll go like you gotta be kidding me Today I wrote a little song today someone I went to the gym yeah, and someone was trying to park and they they took about It took about four minutes to park the car long line of cars And I was just sitting there and I was when you're leaving or coming back I was trying to park and they were trying to park but they just didn't know how to park They just couldn't do it up back up back up back trying to fit into this Yes, and I just sat there this way you don't know how to ******* drive You don't know I'll do a little song, you know, you don't know how to ******* drive because you're a ******* moron It went on for a while I Think that's okay. My windows are up, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit of relief. Imagine though. Yeah, imagine I Come home one day in tears And I'm like, I was having such trouble parking in that tight parking lot And so I was like, I literally was having a panic attack trying to park and this guy and then I just heard someone Singing how much of a moron I was Well, my windows were oh, no. No Jason's windows will be up, but he's a loud one. Nobody can hear you He's a loud boy and guess what when I when I when I got out of the car looked at who was in the other car Ninety-year-old woman red flag. You're out of your mind. I've seen you lose it when you're driving It's because I'm truly like it goes back to me like never having cursed before we started dating to like I really try to pin this on me that I started cursing because this is this is a me problem that I have to work On but I am such a everybody. I'm so adaptable. I'm a chameleon soul. Like I really kind of Take on traits of people that I spent the most time with so that's why I have to be really careful about who I let Into my life. I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop swearing if a girl loves Disneyland a little too much. Yeah Yeah Please Grow up Yeah, it feels like something was stunted. Oh, it's a small world. Who cares? I think it's the word I love you go once you go once the Disney you're done You shouldn't go you shouldn't be going more than one time unless you have a five-year-old. Yeah. Yeah, unless it's a kid thing You shouldn't be going more than once the worst People that are Disney adults that something happened to them. Yeah, they won't let go. I Hate it. And you know what? I don't even like Disney. I don't even feel connected to it Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse It's like a cartoon from the 20s. Oh, yeah, I don't get it to be honest, but I like a theme park I think that's fun with like a group, but I don't love Disney Disney's like such a scam. They call the waiter boss or chief So funny Chief is a little demeaning. So funny. All right boss Bosses boss is a isn't boss. Doesn't that come off as a little degrading? I Thought but you talk like that. Sometimes what's up chief? I wouldn't know not somebody that's serving me if there's somebody that's like We're on equal. I would never say I would never say chief or boss to someone that's serving me a little different Yeah, I guess you don't do it to serve it. But if it's someone who's like higher status than me, I could go What's up, chief? What's up? I do it to like 11 year old that was like, where are you from YouTube videos? You're like a chief or you said hey boss, man, and you're like, well, that's that's that's that that that that that's that's putting him Up on a pedestal calling him boss. It's a little different. What did the kids say? Oh, yeah I was on a I was on a jag the other day. I listen to those confidence videos I've been listening to uh, I've been listening to hypnotism videos Confidence videos and I swear it actually played out the next day because I walked into an ice cream store in this little Looked like he was in a movie, right? Yeah, and I go you better believe it boss Ice-cream and then he goes wish I could eat this stuff and then like leaves the ice cream so when the kid is just like Staring at him like it's the it's these hypnotism videos I'm listening to then the bean goes you can't be listening to hypnotism videos while I'm asleep because I'm gonna get it It's because I'm so easily like Well, you'll have a lot of confidence. See all the confidence today. I don't need more confidence. Okay, you need to be humbled There's if someone's super into astrology, but you know, well guys don't usually don't like people that are super smart So they're not gonna like that Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait being into astrology and being smarter two different things They just are those are two completely different things If you could have the cheat codes to life, it would be almost dumb If you didn't take you really believe that you really believe you have some kind of cheat code because you know about it's a road Oh, it's a roadmap if someone always Venmo requests you for small things like even a $3 coffee And you're dating Yes. Oh, yeah red flag. That's not good. That's insane. We always had a joke when yeah Jason would leave a parking garage. It would be like $10. You'd be like 75 No, she'd say she'd say she'd say look she let me use my card and I go no, we'll split it. Oh, yeah That's so funny Hey, is it a red flag or a green flag if a girl tells you she wants to retire early and live off the grid red flag No way off the grid off the grid is crazy. No, I yeah. Yeah. No, I can't go off the grid I went on a date with this guy once. Yeah that He was really into tiny house No things and I was like, oh like I was like interested, right? Sure. That's interesting So I was asking about it and he was like, so I had this like house. Yeah, and I realized I would just go From like my bedroom kitchen This one part of the house and like leave so he's like so I counted my footsteps To like all the things that like I actually used in the house and I realized I could downsize and I only need to take Ten footsteps now to get to my bathroom three footsteps to get to my kitchen and I was like I'm gonna stop you right there, but Yeah, I don't want to live in a tiny house aren't more steps better He's saying you don't need a big house, which I agree. No, you don't need a big house. You could do an apartment But he he he moved into like a tiny room Did you ever see it? No, no Well, I'm not saying you slept with him. No. No, I had him walk me through it and he was able to Show me like the steps he takes to get to each place And I was like, huh, um for those reasons I'm out Shark tank. Um, I don't know. I don't know what the draw is for a tiny house. I guess I Guess it's like you don't need I guess a lot of space and I love that. I guess that's satisfying Yeah, I'm trying to see the draw of it. It's you it's satisfying to have a small house. It's easier to clean It's like it's less to worry about so that that in that part of it. I could see why it would be desirable. Yeah But also Don't you feel like a little hobbit? Imagine I use the bathroom in the tiny house. Yeah. No. No, we have to evacuate the tiny neighborhood They constantly complain about their job, but won't leave it I don't like you reading this Insanity Put this away Okay, we're done That last one was two more that last one was a directed at me. No, no, it really wasn't it wasn't okay That's okay if it was Yeah, that's that well, I wouldn't say it's a red flag, but if I came home every day and I'm not talking about like us like Like bitching to each other about stuff Because I think you actually like your job quite a lot. You just I do it comes with it gets challenges, right? So I'm not talking about that. I'm talking like say I work at the at some store and I'm like, yeah another day like my Boss said that I'm so done with this. This is like when you see that something is Bringing someone down and they're coming to you every day with the same complaint. Yeah, they're ruining your time. That's true I can't do that. Some people are stuck in jobs that they can't quit No, you can quit you can quit you life is such a joke like you create it Nothing's real. She pranked me last night. She goes she goes She got me so good she goes did you hear about Diddy and I go no what happened? I'm like dying to know cuz I don't really follow stuff, but I am curious like about Diddy like she's like, yeah She's like no one knows where he is. He's like he's not in the jail. He's not dead They don't have his body. His family's freaking out and I just totally bought it. I was like, no way Did you really buy it? I totally bought it and I was like, that's crazy I'm like, where is he and then and then she goes she goes I'm just kidding like that and I was like This is what pissed me off the prank. It doesn't piss me off after she goes she goes You like drama. She goes that's bad. That's bad. You wanted that drama. She's chastising me I don't care about the prank. The prank is funny, but that don't chastise me out Well, no because that that stemmed from the other day I'm really insecure about I think I'm the best actor in the world. You're very good I it's something I think I'm so good, but I'm not sure and so the other day I had said something to you and you're Like, oh, I can you were like, that's good But obviously I can tell you're lying and I was like, yeah, and I was like am I not that good of an actress? So I've been like steaming about it. So then I was like, okay This is my chance when you're like anything new with Diddy and I was like, you don't know If I can convince him so it was more so an acting exercise for myself, it's not that you're a bad You're a good actor. It just depends. What what kind of you're saying if you're an agent or you're making a movie Slide into my DMS. I can really play a couple of parts You're hilarious Yeah, I hate when I fall for stuff I fell for that LeBron AI thing the other day We're driving in the car, too. Yeah, but you didn't see it. I just told you about it We're driving in the car and they're sold Stephen a Smith LeBron thing was going on They were like fighting and I watched the LeBron response video But it was AI and I was like, this is crazy and I totally fell for it. It was you always fall for stuff, though All right. Listen, this was a lot of fun. Yeah, we love the smartest girl in the world podcast. We love it Hope you guys are enjoying it. Please leave a comment comment below if you made it this far comment Eggs comment Can you think of something they can comment eggs? Something more fun than that What's more fun? What was something we talked about in the show? That was they could come in Comment green flag. I was gonna say green flag, right? Okay, comment green comment green flag. 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