OUR MEXICAN VACATION!!!

Alright guys, we're in Mexico. Do you have pesos? No. Do you have any pesos? No. What are you? Yeah. Okay. You didn't bring a card to Mexico? No. I have Alphapay and no one takes Alphapay. Convenient. Convenient for your wallet. Because I never lose my phone. Dude, I lose everything in my life except for my phone. Really? Like my phone is one thing I don't lose. But you should get this. I have this on the back of my phone. I have all my cards on the back of my phone. No, I know. I hear you. That's nice. But I'm still going to lose it. But you wouldn't lose your phone because your cards are in there. ID? Gone. My ID is in there. No, I hear you, bro. But I'm telling you, I lose everything. I don't think he's getting it. Alright, we're in... They almost had us ransom last night. No, they didn't. We got stuck at dinner last night because we didn't have cash. So David and I went to get cash. And we came back and Jonah was like, this guy's pissed. He says he's going to collect. But that was only because Jonah said... That was only because Jonah was like... I said I'd bring him more money tomorrow. Yeah. Now you've upped it to like, wait a minute. You guys are leaving? Now you've upped it to like, wait a minute. But he was cool. We shouldn't have said that. Well, I kind of felt bad because Dave wanted to go to the gym. I thought Natalie was going with him. So I said, I'll go with Jonah. That way we don't split up. Oh, boy. Maybe she's in love with you. Yeah, you're really at home here. You're loving the culture. You're a little hot tamale is what you are. This part's locked. Let's try over here. Try to speak in Spanish. Sorry, it's my dad. I just picked him up from rehab. He was an alcoholic. Now he's a... It's his first trip. What does that mean? You're not even filming me. I am. No, it's my chest. What are you doing? Should I try one? You want one? Don't touch it. If you're going to eat it, yeah. I won't touch it. Okay, get one. Can he have one? Okay, we're here with Nick Antonian in Merida, Mexico. I can't eat too much of this. I can't wait. No, I can't have any. Nick, tell us, what's the secret to life now that you're out and about out of the country? Have you had any clarity? Make sure your family's happy. Make sure you're happy. Don't shoot a vlog. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say that. That was the first thing. Aside from happiness and stuff, the first thing was, hey, make sure before you're rolling, don't have a guy using a jackhammer building a barrier. Uh-oh. Jonah saw the word comida. And you know what that means. I almost lost you, dog. All right, we got to go to 63rd Street. We got to go to a bank. Lots of money. All right, we're trying to go to Santiago Park and get some tacos. Nick's talking to his friends at the barbershop. His homies. They're making fun of his NBA tank top. What'd they say about your shirt? What were they teasing you about your shirt? These fuckers were like, yo, it's a fake jersey. I'm like, bro, it's double-stitched, dog. Shit, it's not fake. It's not fake, you ******. Because I went to every ******* jersey store to ask if it's real. Because I bought this bitch on offer up. This tastes like colchonet. It's fire. A friend that we met gave us an empanada. So we're going to taste it out. All right, there it goes. One bite, let's go. Mmm. Oh, wow. I really wanted to try this pork. The guy just brought it and gave it to me. Let me try it out. Okay, yeah. That's great. Tostada gets a 7.1 out of 10. It's not bad. Empanada now, let's try it out. That's great. Is this one of any spots? I have no idea what kind of meat is inside of it. It's like pork or chicken. I can't, or ground chicken or something. 6.8 out of 10. Right? Yeah. Okay, Joan and I are lost. Yeah, we're lost. This is not good, man. We are sitting ducks here. I mean, luckily, Merida is pretty safe. But we are not doing good. Oh, dude. Tity Land. No, that's not Tity Land. We just landed. No, no, no. Last night, we walked by this. Oh, did we? The restaurant's down there. Because I remember I said to Dave, Tity Land. Okay. So we got to go right. This way. The hotel's this way. God, I'm with a ******* crazy person. Yo, that's so funny. We were lost for a while. And then it all comes back to jokes. I made that joke to David last night. I said, Tity Land. And he didn't laugh. But I thought it was pretty funny. And sure enough, Tity Land saved us. That's crazy we left. We walked outside of Mexico. We didn't know our hotel. We are ******* morons. Truly. I'm sure that's what the comments would say. Viva Mexico.