HOSTING A MUSIC FESTIVAL AT MY HOUSE!!

But they do it to me, girl, do it to me With that pistol on my hip If you ever met a rockstar, shake it like a ship Shake that What's up guys, welcome to the video, I hope you're well As you know Coachella is going on this year, so I felt a little old going there So instead, I decided to have Old Chella at my house We're about to open the gates to Old Chella, hold on, let me see who's there Oh wow, there's like a lot of people out there Alright, come on in guys Oh, we're having Old Chella at the house How's it going, you're Guppy? Buffy I mean Bubby, sorry I took some acid, huh? Okay, cool, I can't wait to get you naked Nice to meet you, Chella Yo, what's up man, how you doing? How you doing, what's your name? Eugene Eugene, good to meet you, alright Oh my god, you're gorgeous Thanks for coming, what's your name? Mabel Mabel, oh I love your outfit Thank you Who are you wearing? I'm wearing Vicks Vick Marub Yeah, I can't remember I have some Vicks Vick Marub on too, I even showed her I can't remember his name Oh, you're already f***ed up But where are the drugs? Oh, they're on the table Thank you Hey, what's your name? Hey, I'm Curtis Curtis, so nice to meet you Why are you calling this thing old Chella? I'm only 76, I mean, come on Well, I mean, I just thought that, you know, it'd be kind of funny to call it when you're old We're old, aren't we? Oh, well Alright, we'll just call it Coachella at our weird guy's house on Tuesday Hey, what's up man? You don't mind if I brought my own inhaler? Right on, dude, what's your name? My name is Larry Larry! I'm a loud and lazy Larry Coachella was great, man Old Chella Guys, this is the retirement house, they're huge on TikTok And everyone was telling me to collab with them And they're amazing, we've been spending some time with them We're having old Chella today Okay, we got everything we need for old Chella, right? Yeah, insurer Alright We've just devised a drink where we're mixing vodka with it Or tequila Or tequila, yeah Prune juice That's a sucker Yeah, you mix vodka with that and you get a what? That's a piledriver A piledriver, okay Is that really what it's called? Yeah, that's what it's called A piledriver? It's a real drink, vodka and prune juice I don't know which pile you're talking about Well, I'm not a stevedore, so you know Are you a piledriver, though? This is a piledriver Does anyone here poop in their pants in a diaper ever? Instead of molly, you guys know what molly is? Yeah You know what molly is, right? We do! Okay, okay She used to be with us, but We have calcium pills instead, so if anyone wants to take one of these We have snack packs Yay! My assistant thinks that old people like butter pecan ice cream I've got nuts in it, I don't have any teeth to chew them I googled things that old people like Yeah, well, how about you, Jess? What do you mean? They don't really like any of it They're not old at all Stop saying they're old, Jess They're not old! We're recycled teenagers That's right Can I tell you what old people like? Yeah They like you Down girl, down girl Oh, and Werther's Oh! He kicked the bucket! The moment passed, the moment passed Are you alright? No Do you have to go? No Do you guys have people in your lives? Do you have girlfriends or husbands or wives? All of the above You're big into side chicks Yes What are some of the words that you've learned being on TikTok? Because it's so funny when you guys say Early F*** How is it having sex at this age? Great It is good? It's the very best Really? I'm still waiting to find out He lost you! We had no phone service! What is something that's really nice about being your age? You're entitled Pulling the old... I'm entitled? Entitled I was entitled when I was young, now I'm old You can wear your privilege Yeah, I can tell You seem like a boss lady You don't mess with her You don't? No, no, no I was married for 10 years, I get it No, you didn't get it There's a lot of things to look forward to If I can remember them, let me see This is Nick Antonian Do you recognize these guys from TikTok? Yeah, yeah, I love you guys Stop by Jonah, tell these guys about me and how I'm the oldest in the group What is there to say? Well, because I'm trying to relate to them and let them know that I go through what they maybe go through Okay He feels our pain I feel their pain 98% of jokes we make about Jason is him being old Yeah, yeah Went to high school with Benjamin Franklin I am literally fangirling right now for him Oh, you are? Yeah, I'm having like an out-of-body experience Is that Twisted Teeth? No, it's Prune Kid Twisted Teeth I'm like, this is disgusting I said seven days a week, wet my ass I'm telling you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hayapula Brand new Lamborghini A cop car with a pistol in my hip I'm a cop Have you ever met a real rock star? That N.A. Oh, man I think he lost it too No What do you lose? I think Oh, it's just the Werther's, okay Okay Dropping these hoes like Werther's I also solo when the cops come in If I had to choose it, I'd lock it back in Buffy, if my girl gets in front of me I'd love me some Buffy Buffy, do it to me, girl Do it to me With that pistol on my hip Have you ever met a rock star? Shake it like a ship Shake that ---- Shake that ----, Buffy Shake it You gotta visualize it Oh, no Look who's at the door I'm Eugene My friends feel bad Driving around in cars They don't need milk What's his name? Chickens Why, my friends Guess what I hit her phone with the key Like I can't see it On the dance floor She had three drinks Now she's drinking tea Throw it out and come back in They feel bad Driving around in cars She don't need milk In this different club No, my girl got a tip Now she's drinking tea Throw it out and come back in I drank six of these the other night And I don't remember a thing Oh, salad You have to grow But you don't have to act up Never act up Can you call my friends and say that later? I can Can you give me a list? I will I have a It's my ---- list Well, that's probably where they belong Hey, who's in there? Oh, hey guys What's going on in there? Oh, nothing Nothing, no Nothing Eugene What are you doing? Nothing My kids live here, Eugene I was just showing them around