LETTING MY 11-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER CUT MY HAIR!!

This will be a nice video one day when you're older and we'll look back on it and we'll go, oh yeah I cut my dad's hair. They'll be like, oh you cut your dad's hair. And you'll be like, I don't speak to him anymore. Welcome to Daughter Cuts My Hair out here in, say hi daughter. Hi, daughter. We have a couple of props to some talking points here. First of all, I want to start this episode by saying this is not a brand deal or anything. I'm not getting paid to say this. This is our favorite new soda. We don't know if it's bad for us or not. This has zero calories. It's made of stevia. It comes in all kinds of flavors. Also, we have these clippers, but Charlie said no. Because I don't want to cut his head off. Wait, wait, wait. I'll manage a way to decapitate you. Hang on a second. Do you know what you're doing at all? Kind of. As you guys know, the quarantine's been happening. All the barbershops are closed. I can't get my hair cut. Can we do a consultation at least? Yeah. The thing is, my hair over here is kind of gray, so it sticks out. So I look like the heat miser without a haircut. What are you going to do for me? What should we do? Get a full body. Get a full circumference, everything. See what's going on. Okay. If there are any hair people out there, please leave a comment. We'll let you know how to cut hair properly. There you go. This is tough, because if you do a good job, then I'll be happy. If you do a bad job, the video will be better. Why don't we try to do your best? Okay. Okay? Okay. Do you want to wet it? Oh, yeah. This place is a mess. I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry that you have to be here for this. It can't be wet, wet. I think. We did a TikTok dance last night. I worked on it for four days. It was worth it. You worked on it for four days? Yeah. I learned it in one day. I would be out at places. I'd be in line at the grocery store with a mask on. Here, show it to me. I'd be doing this. I'm like. They're looking at me. It's pretty funny. I learned it in one day, so. That's like my life. People looking at me while I'm doing TikTok dances. Girl. You look like an ostrich. Wait. What does an ostrich look like? If you just style your hair right. Ow. I don't know what I'm going to do about the back. Really? Are you guys going to give me a mullet? My only saving backup is that my friend Jeff Wittek is a great barber. Leave. Don't poke me in the eye. I won't poke you in the eye. What was that? That just seemed very random. I was just kind of like. Let me have some fun. Not like. You had no thought put into it. It's satisfying? Yeah. This is not a video about you getting satisfied. What if they want to get satisfied, man? Okay. In the comments, just say if this comes out bad. Just tell Jeff Wittek to come to the rescue, please. He'll appreciate being the hero. And then I don't have to ask him because I feel bad asking for a haircut. Because what happens with Jeff, which is really interesting because he's a barber, is one guy will go, hey, can you cut my hair? And then eight guys go, hey, can you cut my hair? Can you cut my hair? And then the poor guy's got to cut eight. I'm sorry. You had a hair on your face. Ow. Charlie. Ow. Charlie. You've got to be careful. It'll poke me in the eye. If those were scissors, we'd be at the hospital right now. You came near my comb. Okay. Are you drunk? I was holding my comb and you just walked right into it. Okay. Go. Do you have any experience at this? No. I'm literally in elementary school. How could I possibly have experience? I thought you were at beauty school. I dropped out. Okay. I don't really know how to do this. Do I just snip? Yeah. Don't poke me in the eye. I don't know how to make it even. Face me. Okay. Do you want to watch a YouTube video first? No. That would make too much sense. Do you want something to Zevia? No. Oh, my God. It's so good. It can't be good for you. Are you trying to get a brand deal or like? Hey, listen. If Zevia wants to step up. I'm afraid. It's okay. Just go ahead. I don't. You don't what? You need to pay attention. Your mother said no. I was going to have her do it. She would have been better at it than me. She says she doesn't want a public profile. She doesn't want to be on the internet. I think it's a real opportunity to be in a Jason Nash blog. Really get the career going. Hey, I did good. How is it? I don't know. It's got to gel it down. Gel it down. Okay. Keep going. Take some of the weight out, you know. Take the under hair out. My eyes. Watch my eyes. And my ear. Should we take some of this out with the shears first? Because I want there to be like a big difference when it was done. I fixed right here. That looks good. Yeah. Can you clean up my sides? How do I do that? I think we should go over it with this. I'm afraid to do that. But can I just do this first? Yeah. Because I think I know what I'm doing now. Ow. I can't just say ow all the time. How's that? Is it better? What's so funny? She's like, give Jeff a break. You're going to need a book in the weekend. You wanted me to do this. You're giving me an Urban Outfitter shopping spree. So I had no choice. True. Charlie, in exchange for this, is going to be able to buy a few things at Urban Outfitters. When did you so become into Urban Outfitters? I've always liked it. Oh my God! It looks good! It does? Oh my God! Okay. What about... I did good! Okay. Good. Keep going. I'm proud. Okay. I got to do the bottom. I don't know how I'm going to do this. Just take a chunk out. Hello, bald spot. Wyatt's here. Say hi to... Teenage... I should share you guys together. To the master, Wyatt Nash. Did I come in the picture, Wyatt? Hello. How's music, Wyatt? Good. You're going to have one hairy one, I'm sure. I took the guitar into the bathroom. And then I put the amp inside the bathtub. Why would you take the guitar into the bathroom? Because I wanted to... Because it's echoing in the bathroom. And then I put more echo on it. So I wanted to get as much echo as possible. Did you do your homework yet? Yeah. Okay, I don't know about the back. What do you mean you don't know about it? It's a little like... Fluffy. Yeah, it's not good. Wyatt makes recordings at like 30 or so. Turn your head this way. Banging on the... It's not bad. It's not good. Charlie and I have been watching the show Outer Banks. Which we love. We found it last night. Watched three episodes so far. I think we're on our fourth. Yeah, we're starting our fourth. I almost was going to say it's like a guilty pleasure. But it's not even. Like the acting is actually really good. It is about like... It's basically about these teens that are in North Carolina or wherever, Virginia. And they live in Outer Banks. And they're like the poor kids. There's like four of them. Like the less fortunate ones. They're like the less fortunate kids in town. And they like work for the rich people in town. So it's kind of like rich versus poor kind of thing. So it has that going for it. And then like all the rich kids are like jerks. Which is great. And then... And then they kind of... They stumble upon a... What happened? They stumble upon a mystery basically. And it's like pretty exciting. There's a lot of action. I really like it. Jonas Pate directed it. He's an old friend of mine. You put gel in, right? I think so. I might have this morning. I can't remember. Yeah, I know. It's just because you might need to gel some of it back. Okay. Because... So what about the other side? Is it going to be even? Or are you just going to do one side? It just isn't very different. Can you... Can you like chop away at it? Yeah, but... Like you want me to like pull it? I don't know. What do you think? I don't know. Sorry. This is so much more stressful than I... Ooh. What happened? It's good. It does? Kind of. Hey, you got to just work for me in here. There's the neighbors with their pool. It's so jealous. That's like the most jealous thing I have. It's the worst. You know when your neighbor has a pool and you don't? And all you hear is like... Bring me another margarita. Are the hot dogs ready? You don't have to... Fly. Get away from me, fly. Hey, hey. I thought you were talking to me and you had the scissors in my face. My God, this fly is going to mess up your hair. Just don't poke my head out. I need you right here. It looks like an ostrich. Okay, go. I like keep on saying you look like an ostrich. Just like... I don't even... I forgot what an ostrich looks like. Ostrich is bald, isn't he? Oh. Predicting your future. How's the back? The back... The back, I... You messed up. It didn't mess up. It was messed up before, so... Don't bring the... Oh, you messed up thing on me. You messed it up. You want to do this side? Take some of this out? This is great. This is very relaxing. Sit up. The side scares me. I was very impressed when I did it kind of well last time. I'm actually right-handed, but I'm using my left hand because I don't know why. It's fun. This will be a nice video one day when you're older. And we'll look back on it and we'll go, oh yeah, I cut my dad's hair. They'll be like, oh, you cut your dad's hair. And you'll be like, I don't speak to him anymore. After you join the circus. After I join the circus? No, after I join the circus. Oh, I'm like... Oh, after you join the circus. That's funnier. We have trapeze, right? Yeah. Maybe you should join the circus. I'm afraid to go to the circus. Yeah, the circus isn't a fun place, I don't think, to work. Can't imagine it is. I mean Madagascar makes it look pretty nice. That's an animated Disney movie, though. I wish I could surprise you with Billie Eilish, but... How do you know that we're not in an animated Disney movie? Huh? How do you know that we're not in an animated Disney movie? Yo, that's trippy, dog. I never thought of that. Okay. I did. Not bad. You done? What about the back? It sticks out a little bit, but you gel it down, right? So you want me to make up for your mistakes for the coming weeks before the barbershop's open. Is that what you're saying? The barbershop isn't open? No. That's why we're doing this. You should really call Jeff after this. Really? It's, like, not bad. It's not good. It just sticks out a little bit. Get my phone. We're calling Jeff. Hey, I'm watching your video. Which one? The one you just posted. Oh, great. I'm cutting his hair. We need help. Oh. Nice. It looks good so far. We're going to need you tomorrow. Okay. It's fun to watch. Because she already said she messed up the back. Can I see the back? Your back was already messed up. It does? Okay. Alright, well, we'll look at it tomorrow. Alright, I'll see you later. Thanks for watching my video. I got this one down a little bit. Alright, go bye. Alright, bye. Thanks. Did Scott not answer? No. No one picked up. David, Scott, Toddy. This is really depressing. Jeff's the only one. Maybe they're all in, like, a meeting. No, they're not in a meeting. Without you. They're like, oh my god. I know who'll pick up. Joe. Joe's desperate. Joe's not picking up. Someone edit his laugh now. We called Todd. He didn't pick up. We called David. He didn't pick up. We called Marnie. She didn't pick up. And then I'm like, I know who'll pick up. I'm cutting his hair. Joe. You're on camera. What happened to your hair? Wait, what happened to your hair? He made it look like a tennis ball. You like it? Yeah, I do like it. Joe called me. Joe called me with his new haircut to show me, like, on camera. And I didn't think it looked that crazy. I was like, oh, it looks good. And I think he was disappointed. I think he wanted me to be like, yo, that looks awful. But I think it's... I'm sorry. Joe, I just called to say hello. We're just making a video where she cuts my hair. We thought, you're always into hair stuff. You okay? Easy with the... Let her buzz it. She didn't want to. I'm afraid I'll... Oh, you mean, like, just take it all off? Yeah. I'm afraid I'll decapitate him. A buzz cut would be fun. No, it's a high possibility that I'll decapitate you. I can manage. Just showing how low I am on their list. Carly, not picking up. I'm telling you, they're probably, like... It's dinner time. Maybe they're all eating. I have so many gray hairs, Charlie. It's all over the phone. It's not bad, actually. Huh? Let me do the other side. I haven't been looking at the other side. Oh, God.