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This Frankenstein vlog number one life with the vlog squad day one
Great to be here
Here with Frankenstein here with Jeff. Do you like some water or gum Jeff make great videos?
Ah ha ha uber joke I get it
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I'm in the vlog squad
How is that that good Amy?
You're right. I'm 46. I need to calm down. Hi. This is the same girl
That did Thanos Beauty by Angeline with periods in between on Instagram go check her out
So we're gonna do some friend sign today, and let's have fun
Oh
Who here yeah, Mike Mike Mike hurry
There's really good-looking guy out here is this oh
I see
It's
Biggest watch my friend. I love your videos man. Good stuff
Freak me out more than just looking all creepy like that look at this one
First of all I'm shooting today. Hey. Hey. Hey these jokes. I have prepared for when Jeff get here. Hey
Who got more Botox?
Very good you got a little more surgery than me buddy
Look at the bolts in your neck. Wow that's good Zane, and I actually go to see a doctor
Maybe now starts to love me
All right, so how's everything else
I just I just thought keep it
Yeah, I just thought I'd keep it old-school. Yeah, it's a classic, and I thought it'd be a character just
Be funny just to walk around it all day
Yeah, what are you gonna? Do if this Frankenstein blog blows up?
Are you gonna get get your makeup done every day might have to you know have to pay the bills
Bombed at the comedy store last night
Did you just was not in the zone at all?
Then you know Joe Rogan came in and I got intimidated. I can't tell when you're serious and when you're not
Now I didn't go to the coffee stress like I'm gonna say you're hot you can do in this door
You're doing stand-up on Sunday night. I wish I could go to the comedy store
I should try but I probably couldn't get up
But I would love to try one time just because I know that's like the best of the best there
Let's go tonight. It's a makeup you hide behind that mask
If you bomb those Frankenstein that bomb
They won't know it's me. Uh-huh. Yeah, they won't know it's me, and it's so hard doing these
This tour is just so crazy. It just takes up so much time
Just to be in a city the entire day and only on stage for an hour
You know it's like and then you got to come up with ideas for YouTube videos
And the next thing you know you're 46 years old with Frankenstein makeup on you think your next stand-up comedy tour
You're gonna do it on a bus
You can do your next stand-up comedy tour is Frankenstein
Yeah, I mean I I
Guess I don't know. I don't know. I can't really envision myself. I do want to do it, but it just
Literally eliminates your life
Yeah, we miss having you here Frankenstein
We're really lucky what we have here good friends. We're always so lucky
I really get bored like a lot of times the only thing is like some things get repetitive, but we're always having fun
Hey, don't let me steer you in the wrong direction
Frankenstein you got to do what you got to do to earn money for your kids
I want to scare David when he comes in so I got a call because you know what great reactions
He gives he talks about my kids giving bad reactions. He gives bad reactions. Oh, that's great. See where he is
I'm at your house. Yeah, are you here?
Hey, what's up, dude? It's okay
No
I've never seen him so scared
Come in
Open your eyes
Bet you didn't see that coming Natalie from vlog squad. I think it's vlog squad fan
Natalie, please take picture with me for cloud real quick. Just a picture with Natalie for cloud
please
This biggest thrill
Yeah, you're doing social media now, yeah, yeah, just started just helping me out. Wow. I can't believe it
What new with you?
I've tried to find different vlogger to vlog. What are you? Oh, I know I like your hair. I like the costume good
Where do you live?
Yeah
You've been there your entire life
No, just move there recently from where living by beach before but too expensive. Hey, I'm starting prank channel
You want to be a part of it? Yeah
Best scares on YouTube. Have you seen compilation?
See that make me human that's why people like me I show vulnerability
Hey Frank, it's time you have to walk like this. No, I need a towel hands are wet. Oh
Also, I'm not going there. No, I took it from 1485. Oh, is that what you're from? How old are you?
400
526 you change your accent. Yeah
There we go. What happened here? Oh, this look like Alex
Very expensive and very short
But you think better-looking this guy or this guy Jeff
Natalie don't wear female have to choose stand here now that we have to choose better-looking male right here
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Do your thing? Go ahead to fix yourself. Look good
Oh
Which one you want to go to homecoming with
They're not working today be a Halloween dance, yeah
You know
Ghostbusters
Good movie and I wondering what happened with doing it. How do I say talk to her? What are you doing later?
good
Frankenstein I don't think anybody wants to go with you because you're a monster. Oh
Wow this boat in
2019 David muster not have feeling give me a break. How could you say that? Oh, let's cancel this mother
Do you know about cancel culture I know about cancel culture. Yeah, you on Twitter. Yeah
I have handle Frankenstein six nine six nine. You couldn't just get Frankenstein. No. No, I just wanted that extra thing
Hey
That's your assistant
You lost 20 years
Okay, now I give you tour of David's house, let's go come come make jokes with me everyone come make jokes
This front yard
This front area is where Brandon shot with paintball gun, it's also where Todd shot with paintball gun
Carly nice to meet you. Yeah, I got my boobs done smaller. What is this? It's cardboard
I'm giving tour of David's house. Okay. Okay. Come come
Look at nerf wall here. Yeah, is this guy 23 or 6?
I'm not know this gift Jeff give to David. He'll never use Ferrari
Come come come in here. Oh
This painting of all vlog squad members right there Frankenstein you're a big fan of the vlog squad, huh?
Me love vlog squad vlog squad favorite Carly air and Starbucks videos. Number one
I watch everyone four times
Hey Carly, actually come here for a sec. Your videos got Frankenstein through hard times. Oh, I'm so happy really helped me through depression
Oh, yeah. Yeah, why there was time when I was being electrocuted every single day
Yeah, oh
Here come other vlog squad member. Hey, I have to tell you man your videos get me through hard times. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah very funny videos, oh, thank you. So thank you a lot. Thank you, bro
Hey, if there's any way that I could work for you. Yeah, maybe you come by
I'd love to have you on the show not much up there have to get transplanted more than Zane
The same joke
This TV put in here no one will watch
This great picture of Jason and David that David never liked from the start
This batteries Frankenstein going to steal
Keep him charged all night this David row. Hey, this loves that not bad. Here we go. Come in here Joe
Frankenstein continue tour this David's closet. He have all these clothes, but only where this Brockhampton sweatshirt
You tell me if that makes sense this crown. We're going to crown best vlog squad member today
You probably saw some of David's underwear on the internet. Oh
Not that idea
Dima grab bunch of David underwear
This collection of vlog squad members
They look like they're not working but big things coming look over here David have talking sink sink talk
Sink talk you have to say Alexa
Oh my bad chief Alexa sink talk
Alexa turn on water
Piece of dog is that I could have done that team. Are you dumb?
Alexa tell Delta to turn on water
Huh?
Then you know you made it. Yeah, let me hit on Alexa now. Hey guys. I'm going to hit on Alexa. Hey
You're pretty sexy. I have to say Alexa. Do you think I'm sexy?
I'm sure you look great. So it's what's inside that counts. Oh
And know what she's talking about right here
Right Jeff up here. He's talking about. Oh, yeah
Alexa
Would you like to go out on a date? I?
Don't have an opinion on that. Oh playing hard-to-get. I love
My
Alexa do you like Thai food?
Of course, yeah
Gingery chicken satay with peanut sauce my favorite to holy
We're meant for each other Alexa
I just want to tell you that you're like really really really special to me like I've been looking at you the last
Couple weeks passing by you and I feel like I feel something and there's a connection between us. Do you feel the same way?
Okay guys David about to post
It's going to be big deal when he post he about to post
Then there'll be world domination
Once he post video, did you get tags, right? We're still about two minutes away. Okay, okay
All right, let me know. I look at Jeff as a guy who has everything
money
Good looks
But is he happy?
No, oh man if Jeff not happy no hope for any of us
David about to post we get excited
Natalie gets an hour off and then
Back to the vlog again. Show me how it's done. This is fun. Okay. Are you are you Frankie?
You're going to let Frankenstein do honors. Oh
my god this
first
Okay, what do I press I forgot John do this for me now
Okay now Frank it's not going to click save changes wait
Is it up
Frankenstein have to comment on David's video
Frankenstein
How about this how about this I got it so great to see Alex back in vlog
I told him I told her
She wouldn't be scared and then she texted me on the side she goes scare Susie
It's all sweaty under here your eyebrows, I'm so much shorter than you
That's big enough for my brain
That's funny