THIS BROUGHT HIM TO TEARS!!

Here you can put things here. Yeah. I can hold hands with Natalie. Oh. Look at my hand all beat up. I know a Vlog Squad member who has a crush on Natalie. I'm not saying you. Here's Julian, Todd's trainer. What's up, Julian? What's up, brother? How you doing, man? I'm going to train with you one of these days. Yeah, we'll get at it. Or have a heart attack. Oh, Jason's already on. Let's go, baby. Oh, man, I'm so fat. What are we going to do all day while David's doing his thing? Work out. We're going to run. We're going to run? OK, we're here at something that David has to do. I don't know what it is. I was told I needed to come. So I'm here. Luckily, I have Jeff with me today. Get some of these things. Jack. Don't we have the same manager? Why are we here? Jack Reed. You'll be there, Jeff. You'll see. Pretty soon. I want to go to the beach and pump iron with you. That sounds good. Just remember, David's content. David films drunk people. And somehow, he won a Kids' Choice Award. So keep that in mind. This is pretty nice. Yeah, this is. This is how you make movies? Yeah. There's probably been all kinds of stuff on this couch. Oh, yeah? He gets up. Look at all these waters. Got a stereo, microwave, little TV up here. You can put your phone here. Does anyone have this kind of phone? Anyone have an iPod? Whoa. Why are we here? Why did we come to this, Jeff? Why did we come to this? You ever going to quit vlogging? No, you guys are just always complaining. You're so stressed out about it, you know? I see you out here just filming the hummus. Can't be that bad. I'm saying this takes away from the other things. You want to go do a stand-up tour? Because you got to do this. I think there's your answer, Jason. I know, but this. Look it. People love this. Are you telling me you can't do this in your green room on your stand-up tour? This is what you're dealing with right now. Oh, look. Check it out. Some comedy spots are good. Some venues are good. They have good food. But this one sucks today. Check back next week. Healthy lunch, guys. Courtesy of Chef Jeff. I didn't make this. We're at Erwan. This is like a real hoity-toity natural food supermarket. Guys, we just want to thank you for watching. Jason just spent $30 on a chicken breast. I don't know. We really appreciate you guys and this $30 chicken breast. I wish I could share it with all of you. You probably think it's a waste of money, but it's not. It makes our brains work better. So we can make better videos. We can make better videos, yeah. I'm full already because Jeff just had me run three miles. And I did pretty good. I didn't stop too much. I can't even eat, Jeff. That's the reserve tank? Yeah. Okay, well then, guys, I got to go. I got to shut this off and I got to eat. Jeff says it's time to eat. I know I'm going to get a ton of comments. People being like, actually, Jeff's wrong. Look at that look at me. See, now I'm bummed that I ate. I feel like I didn't need to eat. And I feel fat again. You ate great. You got the proper nutrition that you need to be healthy. What do you think? Your body's just going to survive off of nicotine, gum, and coffee? We want you to live long and healthy, Jason, so you can make these videos when you're 90. Everybody can't wait for those 90-year-old Jason Nash vlogs. Hey, BeachVlog did good. Did it? Oh, yeah, it did great. I knew it. I told you. It also had a $100,000 Tesla giveaway in it. Oh, that's a good thing. Just do that every time. This is my friend Jeff that I was talking about. He said that he loves the BeachVlogs. Yeah, I made it. Oh, I'm in one. You didn't bring the camera to the beach. Ah, shoot. Why didn't you? I was so focused on the workout. That was the best Jason's ever felt. Yeah, I felt really good. He had runner's high going. I actually thought he might have stepped on a needle and got a little extra crank from a homeless guy or something because he was really feeling good. I took my shirt off, even. That's how good I felt. Hey, look at this guy. He's okay with having his shirt off. You did good, man. That's how good he's feeling right now. Yeah, you ran three miles nonstop. That's really good. You notice all the kids that we see who want pictures, and then they're like, Go ahead, Jason. Keep going, Jason. That's my favorite part. Okay, keep going, man. You got this. They asked for a picture, and Jeff's like, and I'm excited because I'm like, great, I get a little break here. Jeff's like, don't slow down, don't slow down. Don't take this opportunity to cheat because this guy's asking for a picture. So we're still running, and then the kid's trying to get his photo, and I'm like, and I'm sure... Well, I take the phone. Oh, yeah, you take the phone. Yeah, and I'm running now with their phone. They're going to chase me down. They don't know I'm going to steal their phone. They know my background. All right, now we're back. We're going to head over to David, see where he is, see if he got slimed yet. That's kind of what I did. It's funny. You say a lot of things that I did that I forgot because I remember when I hit my mid-30s, I was like, I better start taking care of myself. That was before YouTube when I could, when I had a normal life. I didn't hear what you said. I was just showing that I got this cookie for us. I thought we could split it. Jeff, no. You want me to get rid of it? No, no, no. This cookie is $3.50. No, no, you have it, but eat it on camera. Have a bite. Just take a bite on camera. Are you going to have it now? I will, yeah. Maybe take a bite. We'll save it for later. No, take a bite. People will want to see you eat. A little fact, Jeff's got a bit of a sweet tooth. I see him around 10.30 at night sometimes, grading David's candy jars. What is it, oatmeal? Oatmeal raisin. It's good? Mm-hmm. Gotta hit the spot. Have a little bite. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Wow. You already made me eat all that chicken and kale. This is good stuff, man. Of stuff. Hey, John, cut this out. I don't want people seeing me get high. Okay, we are back on the orange carpet, and let me tell you something. It is alive with celebrities. This man here and this man there. Oh, hi. Can we go that way? I'll go this way. Okay, no worries. There's David. There he is. Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's a little interesting choice, right? Yeah, sure. She hated us. I know. David, David, over here. David, over here. David, why are your vlogs four minutes and 20 seconds? Who's Jason Nash? What's Jason Nash's real age? Okay, cool. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, it looks like a lot of work. We've been gone a while, and he still is just on the carpet. Well, because we did rehearsals. We went through the entire show before. Yeah. Crazy. What do you mean? What did you have to rehearse? All the games, all the activities. Everybody's talking. There's a talking point. Oh, so he's not just coming out and presenting something and leaving? No, I mean, no. It's literally the entire show is just us competing. Oh, it's, oh. With awards mixed in. I didn't know that. You should see him standing between Ben Simmons and Raja. Okay, let's hit it. We're going? No, no, no, not yet. Dude, you've changed, bro. You've changed. Okay, let's hit it. Oh, dude. You sat on the carpet to us. You go, oh, dude. Let's flip. He's always said, let's hit it. I always say, let's hit it. I always say, let's rock. I say, let's roll. I'm different now. I'm not part of the block squad. I'm part of the Orange Crunch. I'm out of here. I can't take this anymore. I think it's great you're doing this, David. It's good luck. Because I have kids. And they'll value it. I know that they'll be like, we saw David. Well, I'm excited. Megan, what did you get him into? I just wanted to see him dressed like David. I think they're ready for you. That's actually making me sweat more. Well, yeah. You guys are going to see a different side of me out there. Make them off as aggressive. Competitive. Yeah. Lucrous, some would say. I just want you to know, that's not who I am. That's just my stage. Dad is crying. Why are you crying? I never thought I'd be here. What are we watching? Too crazy. We may have lost, but we did win. You did? Yeah, we won. Wow. Which we don't understand. I may have paid off the judges. It's fine. You did great. Can I touch this? Yeah. Can I have some clothes, guys? Yeah. David, shout out. David. I'll see you later, though. Great job, bro. That was fun, man. Jay, film this. Come here. Yeah. Oh, that's so nice. Give him a hug. He had a tough day. He won. I really have it for you. Thank you. David. We lost it tonight. We're not going to get it. Let's go. 8.30, he will be passed out. This is insane. Come on. Bring your pillows. Come in here. Okay. This is going to be a clean featherweight. No hits. Below the belt. No cheap shots. That understood? And clean. David, go back to your corner. That was good. Jeffy, he lost that one, you think? Really? I couldn't see that far. Gronkowski's talking to him. Look at Gronkowski. And now it's back to the deadweight. The second round. Round two.