SURPRISING ROOMMATES WITH OUR NEW $2 MILLION HOUSE!!

What's been your favorite moment this trip? Being with you and Wyatt and Charlotte. What's up guys? Welcome to the vlog. I'm here in the new house. I've been crazed here. Trying to get this place into shape. We finally got some furniture. Right there. My mom's fighting with the furniture people. Not fighting, but... My mom is in like full decorator mode, which is fun. So things are coming along. I don't know what you guys think of this couch, but this is where we're going to be working, doing our editing. And my dad's going to be here. The couch is a little big, but it's fun. And it is comfy. I mean, can't you just see me sitting here? Going. David, no, I don't want to be shot with a paintball gun today. Here, I'll play it out how it goes. David will go, Hey, can I shoot you in the leg with a gun today? And I'll go, David, no, you can't shoot me in the leg with a gun. And he'll go, Okay, can I pepper spray you in the face? No, David, you cannot pepper spray me in the face. Okay, how about we pierce both your nipples? Okay, fine, yes. Because I won't want to be pepper sprayed in the face. That's how it goes. That's what's going on. I hope you guys enjoyed today's vlog. It's a bunch of scenes. We had everybody over to the house to see the new place, and it was a lot of fun. I brought the disciples. Jason, I love the front. Okay, drive the car up the stairs. Why does it smell like sushi? Is that literally because Jonah's here? David, give the tour. Go ahead. This is the outside area where we will be, I don't know. Oh, this is perfect. Oh, my God. I'm like, guys, close your eyes. Did you guys look up the mini-map in the pool? I feel like we're in Bali. You can just, like, take pictures in front of that waterfall and do Bali as your location tag, and no one will know. Cute. It's, like, make a point up there. There's your perfect Instagram spot. With all the birds, yeah. You just show them what's up there, but it's too much of a hike. It is too much of a hassle. I don't feel like working out today. This goes up, like, eight stories. Eight stories? I mean, at least. I would have worn my hiking shoes. No, it goes up really high. If you're into it, you can now, or you can do it another day. It's nice to see a giant bird, though. It doesn't seem like something I would, like, place on the Sims, just, like, randomly. Like, it makes no... Fireworks over there. No, fireworks are over here. You have no idea what's in stores for you. Jonah, nothing is happening at this house. I know, nothing's happening. We can leave the zipline. No. Come on. No. You're not getting a zipline? Literally go from right there to the chimney, and you got it. And just jump in the pool. My kids will get hurt. Dude, I'm the first one doing the zipline. I'm like, guys, you guys are sure, right? You guys are 100% sure I can land on the chimney? Yeah, go! Go to the hospital again. Are you guys gonna keep this house nice? I'm gonna try my damnedest. Try. Wow. Is that a house right there? Yeah, I guess that's another house. We can sunbathe on that roof. I wanna have, like, a... I'm like, could you do my... All-day party. That'd be fun, but, like, a nice, mature one. Yeah. So we're gonna do couch and TV in here, like, just like David's house, you know? And then in there will be the works, you know, the desks and stuff. I love Charles' reaction. I didn't know he hadn't seen the house yet. I know. Surround sound system, cameras. Vlogs, vlog. Roll out. Not just the cameras. You see it's David at the door, and you just start, like, everyone be quiet. Pretend we're not at home. Whatever. It just painted! Oh, look at the closet. Oh, my God. Nice. Water. See, Jason, it works. So use it. You're gonna have to get some bath bombs. Yeah. Jason, those are your stories? Or, like, lush bath bombs? Did you say bombs? Anyone have any merch ideas for me? Let me know. So we can keep paying for this. Isn't your shirt? Oh, yeah. This isn't selling. I see why it's not selling. They look like one of those free shirts you get at conventions. I know. I don't know what to tell you. You don't like it? Pretty bad. No. How did your merch do? This is Todd's room. Oh, cute! Oh, my God. That's great. Gotta do one for me, one for her, you know? Is this a guest room? That's Charlie's room. Is this the one for your house? Yeah, this is the hard one. Yeah, you don't like it. Is it Casper? You can go in the other one. Jason Nash certified. I had some chocolate in my bed. David says Jason and emo about why his house isn't that good. And on the bottom says P.S. My house is better. Sincerely, the owner of a $2.6 million house and a guy who is helping you with rent. F*** you. Can I come over today, though? No, I really like it. It's already like what David was saying. It's already way better. People are coming over. It's great. I love it. We should have a celebrity party, right? Fine. Just celebrities? Hey. Did you think you had the wrong house? Huh? Did you think you had the wrong house? Well, I thought it might... Shh. This is a different neighborhood. This isn't... This is fancy living. What's... Why do you have this? What? Why do you have this? Is this specifically for your episode? No, is that... Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Do you watch only your episode? Like on nights that like... Oh, my God. How are you doing here? Is this initiation for this house now? Yeah, man. You're in. Hey, welcome. What's this? What's going on here? This is a big house. No, you cannot shoot your short film here tomorrow. All right, well... No, you can. You can. Just get to pay Todd cash. Are you rolling? Yeah. Dude, this is nicer than David's place. Wow. All right, you can turn off the camera. I know you wanted me to say that on camera. Are you guys finally gonna have like pool parties? You know what I mean? No. Because all the cash you had, it was... You had a pool, but you didn't like throw any parties. No, we have parties. We have to clean up and stuff. It's like not what I'm here for. But you're living with Todd. He's like a playboy. He's like a... Todd is not a playboy. He's like trying to be a serious actor now, dude. Things have changed. We're serious people. And you just wanna have... You're wearing a midlife crisis shirt. Yes, I am. I'm thinking more like just a two people party. Me and you. Burgers. Yeah. And then you just keep eating burgers. You keep feeding me burgers and I keep eating them? Yeah. Sounds like... Yeah. You don't use the pool. I've never seen you in a pool. You just want to have a party and then walk out and leave in a big mess. That's Dave. That's not me. Or is that painting of David? Probably. It's not in here yet? Not yet. Not yet? You think that's Friday? I know. The painting of David. That's Charlotte's room? Yeah. Up there. Wait, can we go check it out? Yeah. **** off. This is her room? Yeah, that's her room. If you let me stay here, I would pay you like $1500 a month. Okay, she's out of here. Alright, I'm moving in. Wait a minute. Guess what else? What? White Charlie E. Flat white screen TV. You can come here. You're going to be in here with me. We're going to have video games. Yeah, but I'll have my own space. Like Todd. Todd can write. He can write his poems. Charlie can, you know, write her editorials for New York Times. Wyatt can, you know, be making his music. He can be making tracks for Tom York. What do I get? You're... I'm going to stay in... What is this? This is my room. This is where I stay. I'm sleeping here in the electronic room where all this stuff is. If I have a drink of water, the whole house burns down. That's... I'm sleeping in the Harry Potter room. You know what's going to happen? You're going to go, oh man, I have this idea. Like the next week. And then you're going to be doing it here. And you're going to be like, this place is great. I'm going to be sitting by the pool waiting. And I'm going to go, what a nice environment. Paintball. Jonah on fire. Okay, we're going out. And David and I always go out and film together. Today we have a special guest with us. Hello. My mom. She's been part of the vlog squad recently. Yeah, she's been hitting it hard. She was in my entire vlog the other day. She was in every scene. Are you that desperate, David? I'm trying to get an older demographic. Oh, well, right on with me. A couple more videos and my age range will be from 18 to... 128. 128, yeah. Mom, how are you holding up? Seriously, we've been running you ragged. Yeah, I'm exhausted. Well, you've been doing... They don't even give me a day off. Jeez. This is labor laws here. I'm going to... For what I get paid, I should get a day off. Don't put that in. Don't put what in? Don't put her complaining in. We have to make her look like she's happy. I am happy. She's happy. She loves it. Have you ever heard of Wendy's Chili? No, I haven't had it. Wow. What's the other place you've never eaten? Wendy's, Carl's Jr., Chick-fil-A. Oh, you want to try the nuggets? They're very healthy. No. No, we're trying to lose weight here. It's 12 nuggets, 200 calories. Oh, yeah. For 12 nuggets. It can't be good, though. It's fried. It's for no reason. It's not fried. They're grilled. I know. I tried them once with you. I didn't think they were so great. I'll show you to try them. You're lying. Go to wherever you want. I don't care. I'm actually not that hungry. Let's just go to a place where we can all enjoy. You sure you don't want to try anything? He only eats once a day, so that means he's going to eat now. You're not in the mood for, like, ice cream? Oh, Scientology. That's what you're in the mood for? No, that's what I bought him. Oh, my God. Jason's a Scientologist. He is not. Yes, he is. No way. Yes, he is. I'm telling you he's not. You're not around. You wouldn't know. I know. I see him every day. He's a Scientologist. Stop telling your lies about me. My fingers have shrunk so much, the rings are slipping off my fingers. Have you been eating? Yeah. Are you sure? I must have been really nervous that day, and they must have, like, swollen up just because of nerves. Well, then you should go back and have them adjusted. No, because if I go back, I get that stupid expensive ring. I know myself. Why don't I take them back and get a size smaller? No, you're good. You're trying to chill you right now. You're busy. Mom, what would you be doing at home right now if you weren't here? Uh, what time is it in Boston? It's... 7.30. Yeah. 7.30. Well, look at this. Yeah, maybe having dinner. Okay. Or having someone over for dinner. Mm-hmm. Yeah, just relaxing. Who would you have over for dinner? Should we go to the Museum of Elite? I have a lot of friends. You have a lot of friends? Yep. You would love my friend Susan. She used to be an actress in New York. These bird scooters are all over Los Angeles, and David, you were excited about them, weren't you? You thought they were so cool. What do you think now that they're everywhere? I was the one that was like, I don't understand how these are legal. Oh. Remember? Because I was like, they're everywhere. They're just littered everywhere. I'm surprised no one's cracked down on them on yet. They have cracked down. There was a big... Yeah, they had a big meeting about it. I don't know what happened. I think they are getting rid of them. It's so funny. You can try... You try to do something, like, nice for the city. Like, it is a good idea in theory, but nothing ever works. Nothing ever works out. That's not a good idea for the city. But in theory it is. It'll cut down on traffic. If they don't have, like, the Divi bike system is amazing. It's amazing. Is that Chicago? Yeah, like, it's the bikes in the city that are, like, parked in, like, these huge bike racks and you can take them out. What there maybe has to be is there has to be the idea of the scooters, but there has to be a charge where you pay an extra four dollars and someone picks it up wherever you left it. Right, right, right. Like, that should be it if you don't return it to the station. Wendy's or not Wendy's? I don't care. You do what you want. Are you going to eat? No. I'll go to Jimmy John's. I'll go to Starbucks. Oh, okay. If you want. It's pretty good. The bread is really good. You want to try it? It's like fancy Subway. You want to try it? No. They also have a lettuce wrap. There's no bread. It's just wrapped in lettuce. It's good, Mom. I eat here. I like it a lot. What do you put in the middle? Come in. Let's go inside. Turkey, shredded lettuce, pickles. Let's go inside and you'll try one. Maybe you'll get something and then you won't have to eat. I'm starving later. You like it? Yeah, it's good. What's been your favorite moment this trip? Being with you and Wyatt and Charlie. Aww. Look at David's. And look at mine. Yours. I'm a mess. What do you think of those shades, Ma? What shades? Oh, this is your last piece. Are you sure? Yeah, of course. You sure? I'm absolutely sure. You want to split it and meet in the middle? No. I'll give you the s*** off my back. No, I wouldn't do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Obviously, the shades are changing people's opinions about me. We're going to do something at the new house. We're going to have a party. Do we have one party? Just one? Yeah, I told you we can. Should it be a day party? I give you permission. No, not a day party. Why? It's not a day party. It's a pool. Like a 6 p.m. party. But isn't that like what you do every day? She's kind of true. She's kind of right. Hi, Brandon. What's up, man? It's Dom. Hey, Brandon. Hi, how are you, Dom? Alexis. Good to see you. Nice to see you. I like your f***ing glasses. Chanel. Yeah. Your mom's really changed. She got all the Bostons out of her already. She shopped today. Zara. Did you see the music video she did with Lil Pump? Mm-hmm. I did. What'd you think? That was actually probably his best work yet. I did think it was a little weird, though, when she was doing it. Yeah, I mean, you know, kind of changed the brand up. I'm running her career now, so. Squad is... Cleaning the house, huh? The squad is here. Cleaning the house so you can have a party. Dom's going to throw a big party. Where? At my house? Yeah, have Dom organize it. Oh, my God. Dom can come, but none of his friends. You hear that? Dom's going to throw a huge rager at your house. No, Dom's invited, but he's not bringing anybody, any of his friends. That's how it goes. Bye. Here's the view. Good for you. Ah! No! Get it away! Alex's bunny. I don't want it. Really? Oh, you're great. I'm just a person like everyone else, you know. Why did you break up with Jenny McCarthy? To be honest, Jenny just... How did she broke up with you? Well, I like to say that I broke up with her. It makes you feel better at night, you know what I mean? Yeah. Where are you headed? Where am I headed? I'm headed... I'm actually going to go to Nebraska. I'm just going on... I'm just driving. Straight to Nebraska? I think Nebraska's the other way. I think you're wrong. Well, we'll see. What goes around, comes around. Mom, what about like a nice Sprite for you? You want to get a nice cold drink? Well, when we get to the chicken place. Yeah, I'll get you something nice. You've got to try a piece of the chicken. I will if it's not spicy. What do you got? We're going to check this out. It's spicy. It's not worth it. It's a dumb joke. No, no, no. It's not worth it. Mom, don't bother. Mom, don't waste your time with the joke. Don't wait as long as I have to. It might be a while. Oh, I'll use this. I always bring a second hand. Just in case. Oh, really? Oh, always. She's so prepared. The other day, David had to cut a nail. Yeah. With your bag? She brought out nail cutters. Really? Do I have them? The clippers? Yeah. Of course. Mom, it is not worth it. Don't even bother. No, Lorraine, you're going to want to see this. Brandon, it's not funny in any way. Lorraine, you're going to want to see. All right, here you go. Come on. Let's just get it. I think that's funny. He thinks it's funny because it's not funny. Let's go through your bag. What do you got in there? Show Brandon. These are very important. Oh, yeah. You have to floss. You cannot go anywhere without these. Sure. Brandon's going to want one of those. Yeah. Well, we moved, so I have your passport because you would have lost it. So I made sure I grabbed your passport. Okay, good. I have my butterfly knife. And my police body's house because I don't want to lose those. Don't want to lose those. Right. Don't get another one of those. I always have my Tylenol because I get a lot of headaches when I'm around you guys. I got a vial of blood here. I always keep that just in case. All right, here we go. Forget the Jimmy Johns. This is Nash. You've got to describe what you're having really loud, okay? Okay. This is my food show. I don't have my mic like I normally do. All right, guys. Today, I'm going to be doing a food show. What do you got, Mrs. Nash? A spicy chicken sandwich. No, you got just a regular chicken sandwich. Oh. A regular. I got a regular chicken sandwich. And I got curly fries. All right, I'm going to do my food show, too, right here. I'm saving this one for Josh, though. It is good. It is. Are we off to Jonas? Jonas? Thank God we have Jonas to go to. Where else would we do it ourselves? What time is it? Jonas is like a treehouse. My hands are... They're going to love to meet you. Oh, my God. This is like my birthday. Dave's hot chicken and then Jonah's house. David forgot to shut his door. It shuts out in the... I know. I just did that for the vlog. How are you? We brought Jason's mom. Oh, my God. Hi. I'm just telling my mom about you. I saw you on the vlogs and I told her, like, she looks like such a nice woman. Look at him. Your hair looks good today. Your skin looks good and you look very alive. Is that why? I don't think that's why. And this is why you look so good today? Now, I built my gigantic base with my cousin. We have dinosaurs with us, too. And some dinosaurs. We have special guests. Everyone wants to take a picture with you? Wow. Are you letting the new fan get to your head? No. You're staying humble? Yeah. How do you stay humble? What is it? Welches? Let me see. I'm not going to have any. I just want to see. No, have some. I don't want it. What is it? Have one. Oh, Gushers. Gushers are so good. Try one. I know Gushers. I can't. Please. I know you want me to have one. Please. My kids are the same thing. My kids are the same thing as you. They beg me. They go, please try it. I go, I can't. Do you know what happens? If I have a little bit of sugar, then I want more and more and more and more sugar. What else is going on? Have you been okay at school? It's so good, Jason. I know how good it is. I like Gushers. I'm a Gushers guy. Oh, my God. Jason, look at the crunch. Yeah, I know you want some. No, I'm good. What are those fruit? Gushers. I don't know. It looks like a lot of fingers have been in there. I'd be careful. Oh, my God. Look at this. Yeah, they make a big pack now. They make a big pack? I just found that out myself. It's crazy. Because usually they come and I put them in my kids' lunch and they usually just come in like, right? The little pack, six in a pack. This is a big pack. Gushers got smart. This is dangerous. Yeah. Gushers got real smart. All right, Josh, we're going to show you the backyard. Yes. This is a hike for your backyard? Yeah. What? This feels like an installation at Universal Studios. It's like we're going on the Jurassic Park ride. Dude, I'm not trying to be morbid, but can you imagine, let's just say, offhanded, in theory, you're a murderer. Right. You could bury so many bodies. You could just hide bodies. I'm just saying. You're right. I'm an idea guy. Don't restrain me with those looks. Let me think of these things. What did you hear? Nothing. Why? No, it's just a weird thing to say. About you murdering people? I mean, I don't have any shovels. I don't see any lime. You see any acid? Sure. If I wanted to kill people, Josh, I'd just put them in a vat of acid. I don't have to bury them here. It's funny that that came to you so quickly. You're the means in which you'd murder people. John, clear the search history on the internet when you get back in. John? Don't clear the search history on the internet when you go in. Look out behind you, Josh! On with the tour! Josh, there's bees here. Be careful. Run, run, run. Finally. Now, Josh, what we're going to do for you now. Chris is in the new spot. You need to sit here. Wow. We're going to get you a really lit Instagram pic. Wow, that sounds lit. That's what the house is for. It's to continue putting out the same content, but in a different location. Perfect. Yeah. Fool people. Enjoy this, followers. Oh, it's actually really... I was joking, but it's actually really good. Wow. Oh my... I'm gorgeous. I was at Taranae and the guy said, you know, I don't know if the people are beautiful here or if they get beautiful here. Wow. So in a good location, we all look great. You look great. What if this is what you did to people before you killed them? It's just an ejector seat. Out the... We're doing it. We're having fun. Dude, you've got to come up here and meditate every morning. Mr. L.A. over here. Okay. Here, stand right here. This is my album cover. What's up, y'all? Josh Peck's hip-hop folk album. Coming soon. What's up? My name is B-Boy Artisanal. You know it's all good in Brentwood because I'm going up the street and going to Pete's Cafe. Let me get that booch. That calm booch. It feels like this house should come with more people. You know, like... Don't worry. Bench guy. Just the guy that lives here. Yeah. And anyways, up here, you know, we're going to probably cut this back a little. Oh, hey, Walter. How's it going? Good to see you. It's like a pirate ship. So yeah, I don't know. It's kind of fun. We'll see. I just hope it doesn't get destroyed. It will. All right, that's it for today's vlog. Follow me on Instagram. Follow me on Twitter. Check out my Patreon. We're putting sketches up there. It's really fun. It's only a dollar a month. It's got some cool stuff over there. Little sketches, little comedy stuff. Trying to do more comedy on the channel. I'm here, and I feel good. So it's been just me here the last couple days planning, getting the house together, and I know, I know pretty soon, the storm is coming. And by storm, I mean the boys. I mean, I can already see Jonah trying to jump that pool. Anyway, I love you guys. Thanks for your patience through my moving and posting and not posting. Also, guys, check out the merch. I've got so many cool things to sell. Look at this. Guys, these Views Tour shirts are still on sale. They're limited supply because they only made so many. Actually, they're the tour shirts from... They're the ones that didn't sell on the tour, and they're not making any more. I'm telling you, this is a really cool shirt. Also, the Demonetized T-shirt. You can get it in a hoodie. You can get it in a crew neck. Sweatshirt, that is a dope one. Help me pay for this overly priced house and buy some merch. Can you do it? Also, Shane Dawson's merch, which I don't get a piece of, but it's really great. What else we got in here? Oh, the Jay Nash. Look at this. Jay Nash signature, and then look. Duck tape to the wall. Oh, my God. That's supposed to be me. That's me. Hey, that's sort of Scotty a bone, too, huh? Scotty, anti-Scotty club. Fanjoy.co backslash Jason Nash. Buy some merch. I love you guys. I will see you next time. Goof proof? Goof proof, so if anybody pees, it won't go through the mattress. Okay, well, I haven't done that for a long time. You might pee or something. I keep bringing it up.