SURPRISING FAMILY WITH PONY!!

David? Oh, Josh. Hey, Josh. It's not Josh. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. It's Jason. Oh, Jason. I forget your name. What? Yeah. How could you not remember my name? I don't know. All right. That's it. I'm leaving. I'm going to tell David not to come. No. Come back, Jason. Please. I've got two friends with me. Yeah? Yeah. They're around your age. Oh, it's your siblings. I forget your daughter and son. Yeah. Hi, Peter. Hi. Will you put the video game down and say hello, please? Hello. I'm too shy. Hey. Hi. Open the window. Put the game down. You have guests. Hey. Come open the door. Forgot my name? Sorry. Happy birthday to Armin. A happy birthday to you. Hello, sweetie. Hi. What? No one told me you guys were coming. Oh, my God. Do you want to see my room? I decorated it for my brother. All right. Let's check it out. For his video. He destroyed it. He did? Yeah. I had way more stuff. Here, Charlie. Sit down. That's a good chair for you. OK. Show the game you're playing. That's like the oldest chair we have in this house. I can't believe we still keep it. Charlie, try it out. See if it works. I used to use this when I was three years old. It still fits. Wyatt, now you try it out. Here, stand up. Let's see who's taller. I mean, I know Wyatt's taller, but let's see. Because you're pretty good. You're pretty tall, Vardon. Yeah. Go back to back. No, he's taller. He's way, way taller. Wait, you're 11, right? Yeah. He's 11. When's your birthday? My birthday is September 25, 2006. Oh, so he's January. So he's 10 months older than you. But you're bigger than her. She's only eight. Hi. Are you off for Christmas? Yes. Finally. Yeah? And then I felt bad for this one kid. Some mean guy gave him, like, a pumpkin with tools for, like, used tools. Pumpkin used tools. What? I felt bad. What? I gave him all my candy and treats. He's like, oh, my God, you're so nice. And then I gave him a hug. What did you all have? Like, secret Santa? He gave him all your candy because he gave him all your candy. Jason. What? You don't turn the camera to me. Oh, my God. I swear I didn't even know they were here. Let's go see what's going on outside. Go, go. It's just a joke. Jason, I scared you when you pointed the camera. I didn't even know you were here. Your face was so scary. What's up, buddy? Hey. I thought only Jason came. I was kind of surprised. Because I was filming first. I gave you magic. Did you see their face? Huh? I'm like, if Jason's coming, obviously Jason's coming. I got scared, too. What's up, man? So, what kind of cake is this? I don't know. She bought it for me. Wyatt's getting... Energy from basketball practice. Yeah. Wyatt's getting really excited. He loves cake. I love cake. I just don't like donuts. No? You don't like Krispy Kreme? They're too sweet. Oh, my God. Look at that cake. You don't have any instruments? You don't have a piano or anything? That's it? I forgot you're bringing the guitar. I also have a piano. Oh, you have a piano right there. She knows how to play really well, too. Really? Yeah. She's like a professional. Really? She was actually the one who taught me. She's older than Beethoven. Hey, I don't like the old jokes. Because I'm a victim of Molotov. Well, I don't like the fat jokes, either. Todd, Kris. I walk up to the window. And I bang on the window. And he goes, David. Like that. And I go, no, it's not David. And he goes, oh, Josh. Like that. And he's looking right at me. And I go, it's Jason. And he goes, oh, I get all your names mixed up. He doesn't even know who I am. No, I forgot your name. Oh, my God. Who feeds you jokes when David's in a roast battle with you? Who feeds you the jokes? Cake. Not cake. Me. Yeah. Yes, that was amazing. Oh, my God. You're a professional. Do you know Gucci gang? Took him. He's never coming home. He doesn't come home anymore? I sleep scared. That's it. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is. I loved your episode. Really? Yeah, it was great. I don't want you to get up. You've done enough. Sweetie tea? You want tea? I don't think she's ever had tea. What do you mean she's never had tea? She never had tea. Has she never got sick before? Yeah, she gets sick, but she doesn't drink tea. I love tea. He's the best. These kids, they don't eat a lot of... They're not very adventurous. They don't eat a lot of stuff. They like... You don't eat too much? No, they eat a lot. Okay, stay in my house. You eat it. I eat everything. You want to know this? Then you eat this. I eat everything. What did you say? I'm like, you want to know this? Then you eat this. Marion, what do you think of these two over here? Cute couple, huh? Yeah. I guess she doesn't approve. I can't. I'm on a diet. I'm trying to lose weight. Do I look skinnier? Lose weight? After New Year's. After New Year's? Yeah, after New Year's. No, no, I have to... I can't do that because I'll just go right through January. I have to start in December. Yeah, I want to... She says that every Monday. Every Monday, she calls me up. She's like, hey, Sue. She's like, I'm thinking about losing weight. I'm like, dude, Mom, definitely, go for it. I support you 100%. 2 p.m. comes by. She's like, I'm really hungry. Should we go get a burger? I'm like, Mom, what happened to this morning? Instead of losing weight, she gains weight. This is what my family was like growing up. Really? Yeah, just all kinds of food and always joking about going on diets. And never going on diets. My mom would say the same thing. After January 1st. I was about to ask you if you're Italian. I am. Really? Okay, that's why. Yeah, we're fourth Italian. One day, I remember when you were sitting here helping me edit my videos. Yeah. Whose birthday is it? Her birthday. I took my monthly cab off. And you're like, no, no, no, no thanks. I'm on a diet. Give her a high-five at least or something. Next day, you eat boys as much. Dirty boy. You dirty boy, go change your shirt right now. What are you saying? I'm like, you dirty boy. He's going to school. He's not a girl. He is. You said she is. No. Yes, you did. Oh my God, she is. I said she is. Did you ever say she is? I have. Don't yell at me. I'm not ginger. I'm not a version of ginger. You're yelling. Stop. I'm not talking anymore. Mom, that's what we wanted. What? Go change. She's right. Go change your shirt. Why does he have to change his shirt? Because it's dirty. It's dirty. He's been playing basketball. Okay. When he eats, it doesn't even go in his mouth. It goes all over his shirt. You have two moms, huh? I was the one that raised him though. Oh yeah? I did. I was the one. She never raised him. She had to work. I've been raising him since 11 years old. I was his age and I was taking care of her newborn. You didn't go to school? No, I was a stay-at-home mom. Jesus. We were in a fire house in a week. I hope you know that. You were in a fire? Yeah. Last week? You know, my brother saved us all. We would have all died. No, David. I'm serious. Our last house, it burned. Our brother saved us all. Was that from kebabs? No, the woman upstairs left her green tee on and it burned the entire house. Go sit down. So he ran out with a knife and he saw the entire house was burning so he woke everyone up but me. How old was he? He was 15, I think. Who, Jonah? We would have all died if it wasn't for my brother. We lost a lot of ----, yeah. Really? I lost all my clothes. I lost my favorite teddy bear. We had to live it up. Vardan, no one cares. We lost our freaking laundry, Vardan. We lost our laundry and he's saying that we lost his teddy bear. We lost the washing machine and the dryer. And all he cares about is his teddy bear. Okay, guys. Wait, you have to do your hat like that before you do that. If I buy a new house, oh my God. You don't want to see our new house. David's going to buy you a new house someday. Wow, David, you're very good. My good son is buying for you. My good son. My mom still always talks about David. My name is David. Get older with me. He's like looking at us. He's my good boy. Vardan, since it's Christmas time, I have a little surprise for you today. Not for me? It's for everybody. Your surprises are the best. It's like a garage. It is literally a garage. There's a fender. Let me see. There's a car. There's a car in our bedroom. We've been here 20 times and you never showed us. We've got to shut the door. There's no space to shut the door. You know, my room looks like this too. Just so you know. As soon as that day you came, I'm like, he can't go in this room. What do you think is going to be happening? What do you think is going to be out there? You know that one guy where he brings animals? Oh my gosh. He brings animals? Yeah, there's this one guy. I forgot his name. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Sissy, what do you think it is? I have no idea. Don't say it, Charlie. Okay, you guys shut it. She's really fast. Seriously? Yeah. She's like, I'm going to call the police. And then we have to pull out of the truck. Because he was trying to back the trailer in. I knew this was going to happen. What do we do? What's the problem? Well, she kicked us out. But she's like telling us to leave. The trailer can't come in here. Why don't you just walk it down the road? Because now we've woken her up. We should have just walked it down the road. It would have been that loud. Really? Like, it's a horse. Jesus Christ, I don't know. Can you just ask her? Say, hey, we need to do it for a second? Bring a horse to my house? Like, do you realize how stupid that sounds? What should we do? What's going on? What is happening right now? There's so much happening. I have to keep them in there because that was hilarious. It has to be here now. Just because that was so funny. Do you want to come back in an hour? I don't have them for that long. If I bring a horse here, it's going to be bad. Want to pay her off? Yeah, can we pay her a hundred bucks? How big is the pony? Hold on, get your mom out of here before she calls the police. She's not going to do that. I don't want her to be mad. Tell her to come here. Tell your mom to come out here. Mom! Just tell my mom what's going on here. Well, no, or maybe not. Mom! Okay, hold on, I'll explain. We tried to... It's not serious. No, no, hold on. Tell your mom to be quiet. She's calling the neighbor before you explain it to her. She's calling the neighbor. I wish you didn't hit the door. Please don't be a scorpion or ants. I don't like those. Is that the thing she don't like? Or spiders. Or snakes. I've seen so many Indiana Jones movies where there's little baby spiders and they're crawling on the floor like eating the people who are alive. Like... I remember when I was like like five when we moved into the house. Yeah? Then there's this tiny, tiny red little spider in my shower. Oh yeah, it was in your shower. And when I was brushing my teeth, I screamed. I ran downstairs, I was yelling, he came up and then he didn't even see he didn't even see anything. But you saw it. I feel like there's going to be a bunch of spiders coming down. If there is... If there is, I'm out. I'm scaring her. If there is, I'm out. I want to ask him a serious question. Why didn't you tell your kids about us? Why did you only tell them about Vardon? Vardon's not funnier than I am, he's younger. I told you about them. I said it was a whole family. I told you before. You didn't say any of their names. Well, my name is Suzie, guys. I'm the funniest one in this family. This guy needs to calm down. Jonah, sit down. Oh no, it's just on my car. How does an animal bite your car? It opens its jaw and bites down on the car. There's no way an animal... Uh oh. Well, we're here. We got kicked out of Jonah's so we're going to bring it to their cousin's house. Todd's here. He's going to be going away for Christmas. We're sad we're not going to see each other. Alright, I think we can go. Hey guys, come in. Where's the bird? The bird is lost. Careful, you'll step on it. I'm Jason. Oh my gosh. You know, I wasn't sure what house but I could hear you laugh all the way down the street. Wyatt goes, no, no, I hear her. Oh, I love Vladimir Grigoryaitis. He does the best work. You should have gotten a shot in the back with a belly tuck to me. Jonah, is that who did yours? Is that who did your lipo? Jonah, do you want to stand with him shirtless? Yeah. Wait, wait, don't do it yet. Get on the other side of it. Jonah. Jonah, it's Armenian playgirl. He's going after the candy. I'm looking at his butt crack. Alright guys, come on out. Keep your eyes closed. Don't open until I say. Alright, keep your eyes closed. Alright, ready? In five, four, three, two, open your eyes. Is this what you wanted? Is that a horse? Yeah, it's a small horse. It's Eric. Eric? It might have pink things on it. How much do you weigh? You weigh 130? No, he doesn't. He's like 170. How much do you weigh? 130. You weigh 130? What do you weigh? 95. Wyatt weighs 100. I'm 175. Wait, I thought you were going to be able to ride it for some reason. This is what Charlie owns. No, no. If you want, you want to go on? Charlie, you're the only one that can do it. I was on Wi-Fi. I said, Charlie doesn't want to do it. I got this. Horses and wheels and dice. So they were packing the trailer into your house. Did they see him? No, they just saw the trailer. And then the trailer hit your neighbor's house. And then she came out super angry. She was very mad. She was screaming at me. Did she see the pony? And then they drove away. I'm like, thank God she didn't see the pony. And at the exact same time, these guys walk up with the horse. What did you do? Jesus Christ. It's all coming this way. How are you doing, Charlie? Right here. Give me. Oh my gosh. I'm laughing because she's cleaning with a bird on her shoulder. I'm sorry, David. I didn't mean to come into your friend's house and I'm loud. I had some bad hay today. He doesn't deserve any of this. He agrees. It's like a zoo in here. Everyone say Armenia. Armenia. Jonah, you look like a monster. You look like you're about to eat the horse. Look at that little horseback rider. They like each other. This is by far the best night ever.