MYSTERY ABOARD A PRIVATE JET!!

Dave's really sick. Really? You got the flu? The whole thing. Aw man, Carmen's a bitch, isn't it? I still have a really expensive house up in the house. F*** you, Dave. Hi, my name's Jason Nash. I'm Corinna's new manager. Oh, really? So I'm just gonna be making sure her socials are right. Are in place and everything? Yep. What did you think about her tweeting out, I hate Jews? Did you approve of that or did you not? That one got by me. How many feet are we at? 74. Do you guys wanna go eat here? Cheers to the three of us who were smart enough to come to the airport early. Oh, lost your lime. See, this is the airport shenanigans that we get ourselves into. Lime, I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna like, I don't wanna stay here anymore. But isn't it great we're here early? Yeah, it's nice. We're at Boas Steakhouse. I love spending time with my dad and my ugly step brother. Ohhhhh. That was good. Hey, are you a writer? Yeah, uh, NBC sitcoms, yeah. But I'm trying to get more personal stuff, you know, I'm writing my own stuff. And it's not even like someone's gonna pick it up, it's just for me. Oh, I'm so sorry. Just a flex left. So what happened in first class, David, with Dom? Um, nothing, he was just like, he was super demanding. And you've never been in first class before, right? No, I wasn't demanding, I just thought I'd come in first class. Of course I'm gonna need demanding, you know, you pay for what you get, you know. You didn't pay for anything, yeah, it was free. There's a free plate. Yeah, I had a cheeseburger and then I'm like, can I have another one? Cause I'm still hungry, I haven't ate all day. But it's like the way you asked, like, can I have another one? I said, I literally said, can I have another one? How am I supposed to say it? I don't know, I just thought it was a nice way to go about it. Like, I would've been like, are there any extras left over? Or like, something like that. Bro, it's first class. Can I have another one? Dude, it's like asking for like a piece of gum, can I have another one? It's like a cheeseburger that takes time to make. Yeah, that's how people in economy would ask, but guess what? We weren't in economy, we were in first class. So you have to say, hey, can I have another one? I would maybe be like, you know what? I'm so, I'm so starving. Is there anything else to eat on the flight? That's how I would, and I would lower my voice like this. Okay. And I would enunciate every word. Every word, okay. To make it sound like I belonged in first class. It's home, no? Wait, wait, wait, before you open it, there might be a bunch of jokes we can make. Like what? Whoa. David Dobrik. I need a new shotgun mic. Look at this, they literally gave you the whole, they gave you a phone? They have it in our rooms too. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe. Tripod for vlogging. You got the mic holder. You got the DJI. Stabilizer. Is that for the phone? No, this is for your camera. Headphones. Damn, David. That's, well, we all have one. You think so? Yeah. Let's go check your rooms. We have a little camcorder in our room. We have a camcorder and a Razer flip phone. Okay, this is Jason's room. Yes, bro! Yeah! I'm really happy for you. Thanks, man. I worked hard for this. I took a lot of tasers to the leg for this. I had to kill them off, wax the chest. But it all paid off, you know why? Because you have, there's nothing in here. Shut up, seriously? There's nothing in there. Yeah. No, there isn't. There's nothing in there? No, it's just a big old box. They just gave you the suitcase. There literally is nothing inside of there. No. This is really cool. So much fun. Thank you so much, David. Yeah, thanks, David. Everybody say thank you to David. Thank you, David. All right, let's go. That wasn't the response I was hoping for, David. I'm sorry about that. Sorry for Brandon. I don't know why he came. We're sorry. Thank you, Casey and Samsung. When we get in there, no yelling. Be cool. Can I go, it's like a business meeting. Can I swindle some deals or something? No, don't ask for any deals. These are the people that get me jobs. I need this money, okay? So what are you going to do? Get some deals. No. This is a place of business. Do not knock. No exceptions. Police will be called. You know that I can see you, right? Huh? You know that I can see you, right? Yeah. Dude, this is the funniest thing. I could never get over this. Jason's about to be in the office in about five minutes. Oh, here he comes. He rang the doorbell. Guys, come on. How long has he been out there? He's been out there for seven minutes. Does he know you can see him? I think he's picking the lint hair out of his... Oh, my God. Hey, man. Hey, Casey. What's up? How are you? Ew, there is actual lint. You got actual lint out of your belly button? Check my hand, Casey. Jason. What? Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Todd came to his room to try to relax by himself on his bed in his own room. And Jason came in with a camera interrupting what we were about to do. And who are you? Todd's literary agent? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's writing a new novella that he's trying to get sold. Helping him out with it, you know. But New York's kind of weird if you don't, like, have a set plan. David, what are you doing? Oh, just some Pringle stock. Let's just turn on a movie. Dude, have you ever seen Finding Nemo in New York? Brandon, Jason, you wouldn't like it. We should get out of here. You guys won't like Finding Nemo. Yeah, it's not like your vibe. It's like me and Todd. David, Todd wants us alone time. He wants to rest. I know. That's why you guys should leave. We're all gonna go. No, I tell him stories. David, what are you doing? Nothing. I'm just gonna go rest over here. Okay. Hello? Hey, Todd. Hey, wait a minute. This is David Dolbrick. David, you're calling him. There's two Davids. Did you know it was David calling the whole time? No, I didn't know it was David calling the whole time. Hey, guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick. Where are you going? We need to go. I thought we were going out. Go for Todd. Brandon? I was going to the bathroom. David, it's all wrong for you. You made a mistake. What is going on here? We're just friends. I thought we were all friends. We are all friends. Just friends. And, Jason, I don't like how you're in here just judging everybody. I think you should leave. I think you should get out of here. Okay, fine. I think you should leave us to our own devices, and we're just gonna be here having guy time. Fine. I'll go. Oh, I forgot my phone. Hey, wait a minute. What are you doing? What's up, man? Oh, no. I use a certain hair brand for my hair to make my hair go back. You know, it's like it doesn't look as good on its own. It makes it pop, you know? Well, you can't bring the Axe hair gel through security. Uh-huh. So I put it in an old granola wrapper. Yeah. Just a little bit so I wouldn't get stuck. Because, you know, Corinna got stuck with her shampoo. Uh-huh. And now I got a little bits of granola in my hair. Oh. So I'm gonna need you to come over here once I finish this. Fish it out. Yeah, just pick out some of the granola. I don't know why I don't have a girlfriend. You're just gonna move here next year? Yeah. You love it that much? Yeah. It's awesome. L.A. sucks a bag of s***. Yeah, you should move here. L.A. is just like... Everyone there is just trying to... I mean, I guess it's the same here. People of all walks of life here in New York. That's for sure. Mixed in together. Not like L.A. You should move here. You really should. I lived here when I was your age. It was great. Did you manage? Were you able to? Oh, yeah. We loved it. But I was also here with, like, my five best friends. We had the best time. So that kind of made it even extra better. Yeah. It's just like... I mean, I could have been in Oklahoma and I would have had a great time. You can just admit that you liked it because you were rooming with five dudes. You can just admit that that's the reason why. Because you were in a studio apartment. Okay. When I'm ready to admit that, I'll let you know. Oh, okay. I'm still coming to terms with it. All right. This is the virtual reality section. It's really cool. Check this out. I don't know what he's watching. There you go. There's Brandon. Oh. Okay. Brandon, what are you... What? What are you watching? Who's here with me? I thought we were alone in this hotel room. It really would have been a good idea and a phone that has a good camera, a great camera. There's really no limit to what you can pull off. That's a really long way of saying that Max shot this entire video with a cell phone. You know on highways how there are sometimes dividers in the median? If you look at them right, going fast enough, they'll pass before your eye in a continuous blur. Almost like the pages of a flip book. Or cells of a zoetrope. What if you could cover them in art? And film them animating as you drove by? Wouldn't that just blow your mind? Oh, damn. Oh. We had one other first class flight into Las Vegas a month ago. This is the only other one I've been on. This is much, much nicer. Oh, this is great. Oh, shoot. This is really cool. There's an editing suite back here. Amazing. I know. Seriously. They've got Adobe. Okay, Brandon's a little nervous about being on a plane. He has a little anxiety. But we're having a great time. So we're going to talk to him about meditation. Basically, Brandon, when I used to meditate, I would say my word, a word that makes me calm. So my word used to be trees. Trees. So I would just sit there and go, trees. Trees. And I would say it to myself. Trees. And you try it. Hijacking. Going down. We're going down. God damn it. Jason. God. We gotta win this thing. Todd is farting. And if Gabby and Corinna weren't here, you would admit to it. That's what's going on. I don't care. I would let them know if I was farting. Is it because we're here? Okay, but where is it coming from then? Todd literally farted in my face. And how do you know it was Todd? Listen, I know Todd's farts. No, no, no. And I've been very close to Todd's farts. And I know for a fact that wasn't Todd. It wasn't. Thank you, David. Thank you. It hit me like a bag of bricks, like just right in the face. And I didn't smell it over there. It went like right in the face. And it's not back there by the potty. I stopped moving around. I didn't smell it here. Brandon said it smelled bad. I smelled it. It came from Todd all the way down this road. I smelled it, but I didn't think it would cause a ruckus. It did hit me last. It hit me. So it might have been you. Honestly, at this point, I would own up to it. This is like a TV show. Was it me? Was it Brandon? I just own up to it so I can have the end of the vlog. This is a $40,000 flight. Who the f*** are raging ---- on us? It honestly could have even been from the toilet. But no, it would have smelt it back there. The captains are just laughing hysterically because I just ripped ass up there. Bottom line, we're sitting in a $40,000 jet, and I farted on you. It's like a whole Nature's Valley bar in there. In here? Oh yeah, yeah. And I'm not going to help get it out. That's granola. What's up everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Alex. Alex, thank you so much for watching, and thank you to your mom for watching. Wait, why'd you ask him to be in it and I'm right here? Oh, because I was going to talk about the Views podcast, which he's going to be a part of live. Do you want to come on tour? Please! So we're going to be in Boston and New York. We're going to be at the Gramercy Theater on November 11th. And we're going to be at the Wilbur Theater on November 12th. The tickets have gone on sale today. And Todd, we just got feedback from the San Francisco show. They were very upset that a 21-year-old kid and a 43-year-old man were talking about sex. And they brought a guy out on stage. Wait, really? Who took his shirt off. So, that means you definitely want to come to the show. You poor viewers here. No, they like it dirty because it's authentic. Huh. No, it's... Better? There we go.