Mitch McConnell vs Interns The Wild Truth About Corey Lewandowski HIGNFYUS

It's time for the Offend-O-Meter. Teams have to tell us who's the offender, what they did, and who they offended. Who are these offenders? It's Harry Belafonte, Al Bundy. I don't recognize a single one of those assholes. They're definitely congressmen. I'm kind of offended right now. Those are three of Kentucky's Republican Senate primary candidates, Daniel Cameron, Nate Morris, and Andy Barr. Yes. Who did the three of these gentlemen offend? Well, the black guy offended himself. I'm Republi-what? Are they running for her, for what are they running for? Senate in Kentucky. Did they offend Mitch McConnell? Points! Yes! That was just a wild guess. Cameron, Morris, and Barr offended retiring Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. Oh, come on! Come on! That's the best picture you can find. Yes, that is literally the best picture. The best it's ever looked. To find that Mitch McConnell picture at home, you just google Mitch McConnell, Bill Cosby impersonation. Now, how did Cameron, Morris, and Barr offend Mitch McConnell? They offended him by walking up to him and going like this. You ain't right. They offended Senator Turtle by distancing themselves, by distancing themselves from him in their respective Senate campaigns. Now, why is it weird that these three Republicans running for a Kentucky seat are bashing the Republican Mitch McConnell? Is it because he didn't like Trump? Or he was on Trump's bad list or something, so they want to get in his good list? It's weird that they're going so hard against Mitch McConnell, because they're all former Mitch McConnell interns. They used to pick up the dry-clean, and pick up the food, handle the drivel with the rag, get everything for this man, and now they're bashing this man. In fact, we got video, here's a video of Daniel Cameron just days after announcing his run, and he criticizes Mitch. Now, what we saw from Mitch McConnell in voting against Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK was just flat-out wrong. If I was in the Senate, I would have voted for those nominees, because I recognize it reflects your values. Yeah, Mitch McConnell's not even Trumpy enough anymore, and they're like, we're all the way Trump. Here's an ad that Nate Morris is running. I'm Nate Morris, a Trump America First conservative, and I'm here to take out the trash. I know a little bit about garbage, and Mitch McConnell, he's trash Trump. And for over 40 years, he's been dumping on us. He knows a lot about trash? What is going on? I mean, I feel so bad for Kentucky right now. What's the other big issue going on right now in the Kentucky Republican Senate primary? Moonshine? Fried chicken? The Derby is coming. Don't it just name in Kentucky ----? No. Chicken? No. Horse racing? No. Muhammad Ali's birth home? Yeah, that's a good one. Here's Andy Barr with an interesting talking point. You know what DEI really stands for? Dumb evil indoctrination. Thanks to Trump, America is rejecting that trash, and I'm leading the fight to end it for good. I'm Andy Barr. It's not a sin to be white. Wow. Agree to disagree. Are we talking venal sin or mortal sin? A question to the panel. Between Mitch McConnell and the Supermagic interns, who's side are we on? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel for Mitch McConnell, you know? It's like, he gave these guys a chance, and what do they do? They turn on Mitch, you know? It's like, what is this, Misha Goss? It is time for Like Curious. I give you three biographical details about a public figure, but only one is true. You have to guess which is the truth and which are filthy, funky, and lies. Time for three facts about DHS advisor and like a gym teacher who got suspended for shaking children. That is Corey Lewandowski. Our facts are, he was arrested in 1997 for assaulting a Hot Topic employee. His signature drink is a strawberry daiquiri with protein powder. He brought a loaded gun into a Congressional office building. Which is the truth? Team Amber. I like the loaded gun. We choose loaded gun. Okay. Daiquiri with protein powder. I want it to be true, but which bars have protein powder? None of them. Yeah. Hot Topic, final answer. Hot Topic. Corey Lewandowski brought a loaded gun into a library bag in a Congressional office building. Of course he did. In 1999, Lewandowski attempted to enter the Longworth House office building where he worked with a handgun, three magazines, a holster, several rounds of ammunition. And when he was arrested, he claimed the gun accidentally got mixed up with his dirty clothes and an overnight bag. Now, earlier this month, Lewandowski and his wink wink nudge nudge co-worker, Kristi Noem, were in the news for firing someone. Who did they give the pink slip to and why? I think I know this. They fired a person that How did this conversation? You know, honey, we need to encourage little Jimmy about his pooping. Can we get Corey Lewandowski to? Time for three facts about U.S. Senator and Nana, who spent your entire inheritance on her thimble collection, Susan Collins. She eats at Chili's once a week. Her campaign YouTube page has exactly 26 subscribers. Six subscribers. But what's so crazy about that is there have to be more than 26 people who work on the campaign. I wonder if Stephen King is one of those. What big announcement did Susan Collins make earlier this month to her when he says everybody meet me at Chili's next door neighbor? Susan Collins announced that she's running for re-election, and she did it in the absolute coolest way possible. This is perfect for 2026 because I'm running. Susan Collins running for a sixth term is peculiar because when she ran for her first term, she was 100% clear on one thing. If I'm elected, I will only serve two terms, regardless of whether a term limits law, a constitutional amendment passes or not. I heard that was liked by 26 people. This has been Lie Curious. We're after the break.