JOSH PECK'S BACHELOR PARTY!!!

Josh be married in two weeks, ten days. I know you didn't want to have a bachelor party, which deprives me of all my fun I've always wanted to have my bachelor party at 10 o'clock at night in Studio City. Who needs strippers? That's like when couples are like, oh, I don't want a valentine's gift. Don't be- obviously you wanted a bachelor party No, my girlfriend didn't want a Christmas present. Turns out she wanted one The problem with bachelor parties is like once you've seen a couple boobs in your life You really need to go pay girls to show them to you. So you know I've never seen a couple boobs. I do. I've never seen a healthy amount of boobs. Well, a couple boobs is like seven boobs. I get that. Josh, I understand boobs. One girl is really weird. She only had one d**k right in the middle of her d**k. She did- she did crafty at Drake and Josh. We got a couple more things. All right, it's a bag of coke. Oh, here we go. So now Charlie and Wyatt can watch. Now, I'm not as good as David at doing this. Blindfold, I promise. No! I promise, it's nothing bad. Sexy, sexy bachelor party. Yeah, David There's nothing sexual about David Dobrik, and I love it. All right, girls! The bachelor is ready! Come on out, Diamond! And Sunshine Butt! Yeah! Josh, how are you? You like these girls? Oh my god, my hands are so strong! Can we do a- Oh! This went from Nickelodeon to Nick at nine. I will leave my life for both of you right now. Take it out. Round two! This part wasn't planned. It's the best bachelor party I've ever had. Are you ready to give you the single life all of this? You're gonna leave all this behind? You know, getting me male strippers, that's all well and good, but trying to bring me back to old Josh is not cool. You're not gonna stuff sugar down my throat never again! You know what, I'm on a diet, so maybe I'll just go for the little one. Okay, it's Jake's 21st birthday. We're here. We're taking him to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Jake, where's the list, Jake? Jake's catching on to us that we have no idea what we're doing. Jake's like, why are we here? This is like your target home where you guys can just go. This is it. Todd's never seen one of these he didn't like. Jake's depressed. Big Nick has these like hospice pillows. Oh, hospice pillows are the best. No, his mom gets him these like pillows that are so dope. The intern we hardly know is staring at the knives. What? Coming, I'll be right there. Soon. I'm here with the one and only Jay Cyrus. What's up, Jason? It's an honor to be in your vlog. I wanted to do a vlog that was the most boring vlog. Just a long shot of me eating cereal for like 45 seconds. Talking to Scott. So what's going on with the AC? Well, they're supposed to come fix it. Okay, what day? Tuesday? I think I'll be around. Between like 4 and 6 you can be here. Not even like play it up, it's a sketch. Just do it so bone, bone, bone dry. And then maybe in the end, like, Brandon gets shot. Scott's just like, yeah, I think somebody got shot. I wonder if it's Brandon. Is it going to be a mess? I'll call the guy to clean it, but he's not going to be here until like Saturday between 3 and 4. Is he going to be here? Jay's got a new album, it's called Sober. You've probably heard it on some of the outros. It's really, really good. Today, we're going to go, and we're in the Grove in Los Angeles, which is the upper echelon of shopping malls. I made the really, really poor choice here, guys. In the parking lot. I went on level 3. Oh, Jesus! This little baby just ran out. Jesus Christ. Put the f***ing lip kit down. Watch your kid. Dude, I see that all the time. That baby was like trying to get hit. The baby was on a mission. Like, I f***ing hate my little life. Getting out of it. Mom's addicted to lip kit. Nordstrom. Topshop's a little... I know, I'm just trying to take you from a Conahay to Bieber with an attitude. Well, Topshop's cheaper, right? What's cheaper than Nordstrom? I just had the worst feeling when I record, which is... And I went like this to make sure the red light was on. And it's on. Danny was recording stuff for me. And I would do the whole bit. And he'd go, okay, cool. Now you want to record this one? Oh, come on. This is way too young. This is perfect for you. This is that kind of shirt that says... It says the love handles are coming and I'm embracing them. That's what it would look like. Yeah, dude. That thing popping out of there? Are you kidding me? That's your Tinder profile pic. Tinder? Really? You're on the date scene again? No, I just want to have it. I'm trying to get on every platform. What are you looking for? I don't know. All I know is that when I go out, I don't look good. I thought that was kind of like your aesthetic. That is my thing. Look what I'm wearing. Carly and Aaron's merch. Wait a minute. Are you doing a brand deal right now? No, I just shop here. Here's the other thing. I run hot. You need some clamacool freshers. I need barely any clothing. There's like a new style where it looks like just a whole gang of moths just attacked your shirt. So this is what you're talking about? Yeah, so it just looks like you just threw it in a whole pile of moths. And you were like, hey guys, eat up. I'm going to wear that in a couple of days. Is there anything in here I can buy? No, you want to get up north? I guess not. We're not continuing this bit. Jason made a mess in his kitchen. I mean, I was supposed to pretend that I never clean my messes. No, no. What happened was there was a huge party here and I just decided that it would be funny to blame it on Zayn. But we were so in the middle of trying to get David's bit together where we scare the ---- out of Zayn. That was supposed to be a cover-up for everything because Jason told me to come over and help him with his bit. And so while we were doing that bit, that was when the knock happened and Alex and the moths showed up. People were calling me the biggest dick in the douche bag. Like, I'm so annoyed by this. And I'm like, guys, it's a show. Like, this isn't real. I haven't even read it. It's my fault. I take full responsibility. Zayn's not a dick. There was a huge party here on Sunday that I didn't want here. Zayn didn't throw it. But Zayn did show up and not clean up. And I just think it's funny to blame it on Zayn. I didn't make a mess. That was you. You threw the party, Jason. I never threw the party. I didn't throw the party. You know who you should call him? What? Nashers. Yeah, like the Nashie-Washies, bro. Everyone's just like, how dare you call us that? I'm followed. I wanted to do Big Nick and then add the ERs at the end but it sounds too close to the N word. And a lot of people were like, why don't you call us the Big Nickers? And I'm like, I can't. I can't. It's just not going to come out right. I'm emphasizing the K, by the way, so people don't think I'm saying that other word. I don't condone racism. Are you going to VidCon? I think I'm getting in a room with Tati or something. Yeah, that's what I heard. I'm in a room with either Tati or you or someone. Dude, if you're in a room with me, it'll feel like when my dad goes with me to VidCon. Better get with Tati. You can stay out as late as you want. I don't give a ----. You can smoke crystal meth. Really? That's what you do. Where has this dad been my whole life? David's decided to eat. Quickies at 10.55am. And a bowl of pasta. This is one meal for the day. Go, David. So weird. It's Friday. My baby boy is graduating 5th grade today. I love him more than anything in the world. When I had a kid, I didn't have a job. I didn't have anything. And I was really nervous about having children. And I felt like I was never going to be able to be the person I wanted to be. But Wyatt, it was the opposite. You were the best thing. You are the best thing that could ever happen to me. And you make me so much stronger. And you make me want to work so hard. And everything that I have now, I owe all to you. So you're my hero. Have a great graduation. It looks so good. You don't like that, do you? Are you going to wear the hat? What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shoutout is Chloe. He's my dad. David, you're disgusting. Why do you think I'm hitting on Liza all the time? I read your diary. You have a diary? Loser. Check out the podcast, guys. It's on iTunes and Spotify. We love you. I love you. I don't know if she loves you at all. I don't care. Go check out the podcast. I'm going to be on it soon. It's going to get even better. Are you kidding me? I'm coming on and I'm going to take Jason's 30%. So why are we fighting about this? I don't know. You wanted to promote your stuff. Just kill him already. Oh, no. I was kidding. Oh, great. Oh, no. Now he needs CPR. He's good. This is the longest outro I've ever seen in my life. There's got to be something funny in here, though. Yeah, your face. I was kidding. Hey, I think your face is really cute, Jason. Hey. No, Jason. No. He's crying. Quick, put the camera in his face. No, he's not. I'm just kidding.