Buying the Brand New Lamborghini Temerario!

Oh, it is cold. It is snowy. It's a new year and you guys are looking sharp. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the channel. Welcome back to the vlog and welcome to 2026. We're off to a good start. First time in the snow this year, but also the first time since last winter. We got the Rambo Lambo, the 87 LM 002. We're headed off to Lamborghini Selleck. Now I got to apologize. I've not filmed in a very long time. I went home to Oregon for Christmas, saw the family and inevitably I got sick, really sick. I was down for the count for like two weeks, hooked up on medication. I still don't feel great. My voice is still a bit raspy. You know what? Sometimes you got to decide. I ain't sick no more. When I say we're back, we're back baby. When I first moved to Utah, it used to snow all the time. I'm talking like feets of snow and now we get a little baby dusting. It doesn't even snow. And so it seems like a good opportunity the one time it does snow to drive old reliable, the Rambo Lambo. Yeah, we good. We good. She's 37 years old. So we're headed off to Lamborghini Selleck for something very important, Sophia. New Temerario. Sophia is laughing right now. I don't know if that's because of the carbon monoxide poisoning or she finds me exceptionally hilarious. The problem with this truck is the fuel tank sits right underneath the rear seats. It smells so bad in here. But luckily we got power windows. Okay. They roll down very fast. The only problem is the driver's side and she don't work. So yours truly. I, uh, I'm probably going to die first. We're going to head off to Lamborghini Selleck. We're driving the new Temerario. Now my car is scheduled 2026 Q1. You know, the young lads are always talking about vibes. This is a vibe 87 Rambo Lambo in the snow in January in Utah neighbor's house. He's got the heated driveway. Oh no, it's going to make it. It's just slow. The sounds are not promising. No, the sounds are not sounding right now. Oh wow. First gear. It's the first video of the year. No, it's the first video of the year. We got time to figure this out. Like I said, new year, new me. Utah just out here flexing on the nation. You got twin peaks right there. You got lone peak there. The little wispy clouds, that is beautiful. We're trying to talk to John and the windows are barely rolling down. The spec on that car is beautiful. Thank you. What did he say? Good looking couple. We're a good looking couple. Oh, now UPS with a Revuelto. Well, we got here right on time. Delivery day for someone. We are saying bye. Oh, that's a cool spec. The constant shuffling, the rearrangements of Huevos Revueltos. The color on this car is beautiful. I believe it's blue Iger, matches that Urus perfectly. It's like an ice blue. And as Sophia just pointed out, I got the paint to sample Nike Air Maxes right there. Look at that spec in the comments below. Which Revuelto are you taking? I love the carbon roof on that car. Probably the coolest Revuelto that I've ever seen, give or take. I mean, there's a couple of us that are pretty amazing, but the purple fade into black, the carbon fiber right now on this cold January day, somebody is going to have a very, very nice 2026. The best part about the internal combustion engine versus an EV. I know. Keep your hands warm on a cold day. It's so toasty. It actually burns. You don't burn your hands. Because it's high temperature. Yeah, exactly. You got the warning label right there. Now, the reason we're here off at Lamborghini Salt Lake is not because of all the Revueltos. That was kind of sort of dumb luck. There's a very special car behind this door that's coming to my garage in three months, 90 days, less than 100 days. We're taking delivery. That's crazy. That's insane. First one, second one in the state, maybe? Probably first one, right? I think so. Now, it's not a V10. It's not a V12, but this baby revs to 10,000. It makes up for the loss. It does. The loss of cylinders. Ladies and gentlemen, the first Temerario in the state of Utah. Every time Sophia sees this car, she just wants to sing a Christmas carol. It looks like a Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree. How green and fluffy you are. It's so true though. It also matches the Bentayga. It's cool though. It's cool. The presence of this car, the more and more I see it, the more and more I like it. I love the design from a little bit further out. Those hexagonal lights are so sick. Logan's going to fill up the car with fuel, and then we're going to run her all the way to 10,000. Some days off at Lamborghini Salt Lake are just better than other days. We're getting lucky with everything. We got the VF Engineering Supercharged Huracan Storado. That wrap is super sick. The two-tone camo. Well, I guess you could say this was practice for 90 days from now. We're 90 days out. That's crazy. That is crazy. All right, so we're going to take the Temerario for a short spirited drive. Nothing crazy. It's a 900 and- 907. 907 horsepower, 10,000 RPMs. Yeah, she got to skirt. She got to skirt, skirt real fast. In case you guys were curious, the color is Verde Mercurius. That's right, Mercurius. Ooh la la. As Sophia just said, Verde Grinch. Verde Grinch. It is kind of a Grinch spec. I love the carbon door panels as well. We're driving a brand new Lambo, 47 miles on the odometer. All right, it's very cold today. I don't own this car, so we're going to keep it a little tame, but not like, we're not going to granny it, you know. This thing is going to be so much fun. We got 90 days to Temerario. Do these guys not realize I got 900 ponies? Get out of the way. We got Subaru and Chevy Spark. Who's going to make a move? Come on. Chip Chop, Chip and Chop. We're one in the same. We could park in EV parking, hybrid parking. We're saving the planet. Wait, can you? I don't see why not. It's got three electric motors. Absolutely. It's a hybrid. Us, we are the same. Whoa, that's not a hybrid. I thought that was a hybrid. I thought it was a Prius, but I don't think it is. This thing is so fast. You know like the tickle you get when something's fast? Yes, the tingles. You're getting the tingles in the toes from the Temerario, the John Temerio. Ticklerario? It should be called We can thank the people, the fine folks at Lamborghini. They did not call it the ticklerario as Sophia suggested. The ticklerario? I don't think I can put this in the video. In Spanish tickles, cosquillas. So it's cosquillario. In Italian, Temerario means reckless. This car is absolutely reckless. Wait, that's what it means? Yeah, that's what it means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's actually kind of cool. Sophia was trying to roll down the window and you opened up the gas filler flap that is now flapping as I'm driving and trying to look cool in a Temerario that's not mine. So fast, so it closes itself, right? Well, Sophia's convinced if I accelerate fast enough, we can close the filler cap. And that is the true test of the Temerario, the ticklerario. Can we accelerate and close this baby? Go. Why is it so fast? That's insane. I felt the car like skirt, skirt. Did it close? It did not close. It did not close. In Sophia's defense, it does kind of look like a window mechanism. Well, I didn't see that this one was red. So I was like, oh, there's two. It's definitely in the window. And in your defense on the Storado. And the Storado and the Aventador. And the Gallardo, they're always in the middle. Whereas here, that's your window switch. Which I'm like, actually, now that I know it's there. Don't mind us. No problem. It's really no problem. Unfortunately on my car, I did not get the matte carbon fiber door panel. It was too expensive. This car has the Algarita package. That's like $80,000, give or take. We did not option that, which means we didn't get this. Because today's video is very scientific. We're not going to do a spin class because it's not our car. And we're also in a residential neighborhood, but the turning radius on this thing is crazy. That is unreal. When you compare that to a Gallardo. What? What's so funny? What happened? I'm just thinking about the neighbors and they're looking at us. One thing that's fun in this car on a bumpy road. It's ridiculous. I wish it sounded better. It doesn't sound bad. I just wish it sounds better. The one thing I've learned in life, there's no replacement for more explosions. Eight cylinder got eight explosions. 10 cylinder, it's got two more. 12 cylinder got two more than that. Your math there made no sense to me. The math made sense. 2 plus 2 plus 2. I know, but it was just so fast. I was like, wait, what? I do math very fast. 8 plus 2 is 10 plus 2 is 12. Wow. The main issue with this car, if you don't have a traffic attorney, you're going to want to get one. It is so fast. This car reminds me a lot of a 765 LT on steroids, which is crazy. Because if you've driven an LT, you already know that car is out of control. This thing is ridiculous. How fast did we go there? Was that 37 miles an hour? I think that was 37. We may have to blur that out. Once I take delivery, the amount of time I'm going to spend editing, trying to blur out the speedometer. Real test. The eight cylinder. How's she going to go? This is Temurayo take one V8 twin turbo. I mean, it's fast. It's certainly fast. It's a McLaren. This car's a McLaren. No, it really is. That's what it is. It's super light. It's super potent. It's super quick. It is all wheel drive. McLaren's a rear wheel drive. Audio wise, this thing, I cannot wait for it to have an exhaust. God save the V10s and the V12s. I want to say that a 750s McLaren has a four liter twin turbocharged V8, which is exactly what this has. This whole infotainment is so McLaren. Now, one thing Sophia pointed out, we have our different driving modes. You actually get like different. Oh, did I mess that up? You get photos of the car, which is kind of, sort of cool. I do think it'd be cooler if it was the actual spec of the car. And then we have our full cheetah mode, which puts us in EV mode. Sneak mode, you might say. What exhaust officer? How far? That's right. California highway patrol. We're driving in full EV mode. This is so weird. I will say there are times this feature will be nice. When I take out my straight pipe in the middle of the night, which rarely happens, or like in Arizona, remember in Arizona coming back late at night, you feel so bad, idling, reversing. As much as I'm not really a fan of electricity, it is kind of, sort of nice. Just like all the new stuff. You got all the fancy schmancy cameras. That's pretty nice. Front camera. Oh, that's cool. It's like a video game. Wait, if we drive, will that stay? Will it show? Come on. Oh, it does. Look at that. This is one of my favorite spots to bring cars. You just got the beautiful backdrop there of the mountains. So this car has the a la carita package. Did I say that right? You say it. A la carita? Yeah, yeah. What Sophia said. And that means you get all the carbon fiber, carbon fiber decklid. You got a little bit more aggressive aero. You save like 50 pounds, give or take. I did not get this package because unfortunately it's about $80,000. And we're going to lose 50 pounds. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Collectively. Technically, you don't need to. Same performance. I got 25 pounds right here. You don't have 25 pounds to lose. I've got like eight. Eight. Okay. So we're at 33 pounds. Yeah, that's, we'll make it up. Yeah. Okay. The price isn't worth it. The price is not worth it. You could buy a first gen Gallardo for about the same price as the a la carita package. That's insane. So the a la carita package, it is cool, but it's kind of sort of unnecessary, especially because obviously I'm going to modify the car. I do love this view from the back end. I'm very curious. Highway patrol. I think legally in the state of Utah, you got to cover 50% of the tire tread. And to me, that looks like 60% might get pulled over. Might not, but man, it does look good. Now the Storado, you can't read really the Temerario. Can you read it though? Oh, you can actually sounds pretty good. I've always really liked details like that. It's just cool. And now it has the bull horns. Yeah, it's really nice. All the way to 10,000. Sophie, let's hear this. I'm going to try to do this. One of my favorite views of this car is when you're standing here, it looks like you got a headlight delete, but as you get lower and lower, you see those evil eyes. That is sick. I'm so lucky. I am so lucky. You were close to, wait, you're supposed to dab me up. It's funny though, because highway patrol headquarters are like city police headquarters is that building right there. I don't know why I drove down this road. You know, they say time travel and teleportation are possible. Let me show you the facts. How is this car allowed? How is this car legal in the United States of America? It doesn't make any sense. Like how am I allowed to drive this car without a special driver's license? It makes no sense. This car is reckless. I didn't put my foot into it because I'm kind of sort of nervous. It's insane. I will not be driving this car. Yes, you will. What are you talking about? I need to keep my true. All right. Well, that means I get to drive everywhere. You just get to be a backseat driver, which you're very good at. Sophia is not a backseat driver. She's not. I promise she's not. See nothing. Absolutely nothing right there. Right on up and welcome back to Lamborghini of Salt Lake. Today's video is a story of inspiration and survival. We made it without going to jail in a Temerario. What's so inspirational about that? We're not in shackles that you don't have to bail me out of jail. As much fun as this car was, I still wish it had the updoors, the proper Lambo updoors. It'd be more practical that way, too. Once again, most of this stuff doesn't really matter, but in case you watch my videos for educational purchases and you're thinking about buying a Temerario, it does have a decent amount of trunk space. People watch my videos to shop for cars, right? Absolutely. This is educational one-on-one supercar. You should have made me sign a waiver, a liability waiver, or make sure I have an attorney on standby, bro. That thing's so fast. Take it, get it out of here. That's unreal. I certainly enjoyed it. 90 days. We got 90 days. That 90 days cannot come fast enough. It's going to go quick. It is, kind of, but not, but yes. Because it's 2026, I feel like this is going to change. You know what I'm saying? What do you mean? Well, there's been a little bit of drama between them and I, and I think it's going to change. Yeah, Porsche community. I think you just need to do it. I think 26 is the year. We drove the GT2RS and it was sick. It was? GT3 touring? GT2RS. Oh, wow. Okay. That's not in the budget. No, it's not. It's half a million. This probably half a million too, though. Well, then do something. They're all half a million. I love that we're going from basically like the fastest Lamborghini to the slowest Lamborghini. I left the keys in this thing. Is the window down? The keys in the ignition. Well, all, when we got here, all the Revueltos were everywhere. We just dumped the truck. Somebody could have stole it. If you live in Utah, you could have stole the Rambo Lambo. Shame on you. Actually, not shame on you. They didn't steal it. Good for you. Thank you. Yes. Thank you for not stealing the Rambo Lambo. Yes, we kind of sort of dumped it here haphazardly. Oh, Temerario right behind us. This timing could not have worked out better. We're going to try to keep up the best we can. This thing in motion, it just hits a little bit different. That thing's sick. All right. We're going to try to turn and burn. Come on, LM. Okay. Don't hit the brakes too hard, though, because otherwise we're going to smash right into the back of that car. Yes, our future is very optimistic. A lot of good things coming. That Temerario do not want this sauce. He do not want the Rambo Lambo sauce. It looks so good like on the road. It's so crazy when you see it out in the wild, like in a showroom, in a magazine. It's not the same. That green also. See, how is it 26 already? How did Lamborghini go from this? I don't know. It makes no sense. Oh, we're off the line. We got the jump. Okay. He didn't seem like he accelerated, but looking at the distance, it's pretty fast. Just one minute off. If you get pulled over in an LM, it's not for speeding. That is for certain. That is for certain. Come on. Turn and burn, baby. Turn and burn. Lamborghinis on Lamborghinis. Huracan Evo looking money. Is he going to notice me? What's up, dude? Oh, he gets it. He notices. I just did this again. We're so cringy. Well, somewhere in the vicinity is the floofiest floof you've ever seen in your life. Only at Dogs and Whiskers. Oscar. Yeah, you love the LM. Yeah, Rambo Lambo, bud. Little Maserati Gran Turismo right there. You can pick up one of those for like 25 grand. That thing's sick. I just realized filming in this LM is actually pretty nice. A blue Urus SE. Is he going to notice? No, brother. I came before you. Brother's like 16. I'm the guy before you. It doesn't even have license plates. These young kids, you got to learn to respect your elders. I was before you, brother. Do you look? Do you notice? Yeah. Do you respect? I don't know. You look confused. You look confused. No. It says Lamborghini on it. I think he thought it was a replica. What in the fake Lambo? That's what he thought. You look so confused. If brother man is watching this video, we're not making fun of you. That's a sick Urus SE though. I would be confused too. I would be confused as well. I would be very, very confused. That's what I love about this truck. It's just confusing. The fact that Lamborghini built it makes no sense. Welcome back here to Home Sweet Home. So we got a lot of new year's resolutions for 2026. One of the big ones is this backyard. We got a new pile of dirt on the backyard. By the end of 2026, this is going to look probably exactly the same. Let's be honest. Joking. Ask. It's not going to look the same. We got to design the garage, the go-kart track, the pool and the sports court. Go-kart track. I've been talking about that for years. I got to whoop your butt. Set a track record. I present to you one fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Oscar Marshmallow. Oscar, play in the snow. Did you see my hoodie? Do you see all the fluff on it? It's hard to tell. Oh, there you go. Do you not see that? That's so bad. Look at my legs though. Stradpizza.com slash merch. Right here. Get the new hoodie. It is not. They're going to fur proof. It does not come with fluff though. Fluff is an additional. You have to add fluff in the car. Okay. Add that to the cart. Fluff is an option. Well, as far as my new year's resolutions, I really have one resolution and that is to figure out how to pay for said Lamborghini Temerario. Now to do that, there is a particular car. That's gotta go. El Huevos El Koenigsegg. We got to sell the egg. We got to sell the egg. That is resolution number one. The car is currently available on consignment. Accurate. It has not sold officially yet. It might be pending. I don't want to get caught saying too much, but on that bombshell, today's video is over. Were you trying to get me? Wow. I see how it is. You would have burned off my eyebrows. What just happened? There was a fan like going like this to you like, yo, what's up? And you're literally camera facing, you're like. Churn and burn baby. Churn and burn. Shout out to the homie. Shout out to the fan. He knows the drill. That's what he's telling his girlfriend right now. He's like, oh, he was doing that churn and burn bit. Well, we've driven the Temerario. I'm excited. And that bun, that croissant, that thing. I'm so hungry. We haven't all day today. I know, but we didn't get to Algarita package. So we got to save 50 pounds and I got 25 and you want eight. That's 33. Oscar, are you part of the club, buddy?