Buying a Brand New Lamborghini

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Well, today is going to be a very, very special day.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the channel
and welcome back to the vlog.
It's a bit of a throwback, almost as
if it's the mid-year of 2020.
Today marks the reincarnation of the Purple Army.
Now, real quick, today's video is not
taking delivery of my Lamborghini Temerario.
Temerario is arriving soon.
It left Italy, it landed at the Port of Houston,
and it's somewhere between Houston, Texas,
and Salt Lake City, Utah, and it's on a truck.
And I don't know if the truck is coming directly
to Salt Lake City, or maybe it's going to Phoenix, or LA,
or the Bay Area, but it's going to arrive soon.
So no, today's video is not the Temerario,
which makes sense because the Temerario is not
Viola Passoe.
We're going to take a brief intermission
and talk about tax and accounting, your favorite thing
on a Sunday morning.
It might get a little bit complicated,
but I'm going to try to explain this as concisely as possible.
This is very, very, very important
because the vehicle that we're buying
has something directly to do with this.
I sold the Koenigsegg.
I was leasing the Koenigsegg.
I have a YouTube channel.
This is a business.
I use the Koenigsegg for said business.
I was able to write off those lease payments.
Now, I owned the Koenigsegg in 23, 24, 25, and 26.
Now, in 23, I only had like one or two payments.
In 26, I only had one payment.
But 24 and 25, I owned that car for the entirety of the year.
I was able to write off those payments,
which meant my tax liability for federal income
tax and state income tax was dramatically reduced.
Now, when I sold that car in 2026,
because I'd been writing off those payments
and I sold the car for more than my basis in the car,
I have a massive tax gain, a massive tax liability.
So in about 10 months, at the end of the year,
I'm gonna have a massive, massive tax bill.
The Internal Revenue Service and I,
they're gonna like me and I ain't gonna like them.
Now, there's something called tax evasion
and then there's something called tax avoidance.
Evasion, you go to jail.
Avoidance is 100% legal
and what we're doing is tax avoidance.
We're gonna run this business in a way to avoid tax
or should I say delay taxation?
So I have this huge tax bill in 2026
and what I wanna do is I wanna chop it up in thirds, okay?
I wanna pay some of that in 26, some of that in 27,
some of that in 28 and the way to do that
is tax avoidance for 26, basically pushing that tax
down the line to 27 or 28.
Also, bear in mind, I'm not giving tax advice.
I'm not a financial advisor.
I simply have a YouTube channel
and I'm simply explaining what it is that I'm doing.
That's it, okay?
Call your local CPA for tax advice.
Whew, that was a lot of tax talk in 60 seconds.
I don't wanna ruin the surprise
of what vehicle we bought today
but the IRS, the Internal Revenue Service,
allows for certain tax advantages.
Yes, advantages when a motor vehicle
weighs over 6,000 pounds, GVWR
and is used for business use.
Remember guys, there are three guarantees in life.
Life, death, and taxes.
It's only early March
and the weeds have already come back in full force.
I'm trying to think exactly
which car we wanna take today.
Crazy enough, I have not owned a purple car
in a very long time.
The Verdeshock paint on this Aventador SD
is absolutely sick.
Love the Silver Surfer M4.
I think we should take the Rosa Acantis Aventador Roadster.
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We're driving this car in a while, it is very, very bright.
Yes, it is.
But the Rosso Cantis is very important
to line up next to the car that we're getting.
You gonna hold on to the nice Chai Latte?
I hope so.
It's so nice, you got a great uncle.
Ah!
It's so good.
I film the same clip every single time, but it's so good.
And if you've been in an event or you know Corsa mode,
it's just a vibe, it wakes you up.
The vibes are at an all-time-
All-time high.
It is a perfect day here in Utah.
We actually have snow on the mountains.
It's like your birthday with that
and my birthday getting a new Viola Passifay car.
They know the car.
Well, Purple Army, I did, yeah, I couldn't help it.
Wow.
There are certain days in Utah
where the events at our roadster,
my retinas are getting burned right now.
That's why we have to accelerate, so we get there sooner,
so we don't ruin our eyesight,
so we don't have to get LASIK.
Because instead we can take the money from LASIK
and buy more cars.
As you do.
Logical, right?
Very logical.
That is logical, there is no logical fallacy there.
Now you guys can't see anything
because the reflections are so bad,
but Sophie, Viola Passifay right there.
That color.
Oh my goodness.
Viola Passifay might quite possibly be
the greatest Lamborghini color.
I think it's the best color.
It might, it honestly might be.
I do love Rosa Acantus.
I love Viola Bass,
but Viola Passifay, Purple Lamborghini Lurkin.
The sun is our best friend today
because it is out and it is shining
and the Rosa Acantus looks good,
but this new car next to it in the sun.
I can't wait to see it next to it.
Oh, it's gonna look so good.
It's crazy how every time we come here,
they are absolutely stacked.
Aston Martin DBX would be pretty cool,
but I reckon Sophie.
No.
No?
This Maybach is so interesting.
It has Maybach logos.
I don't know if you guys can see,
it's so bright out right now.
The entire hood is covered with logos
and even the soft top,
it's like burned into the canvas.
I don't know how I feel about it.
You just gotta remind every single person on the road
that what are you driving?
You're driving a Maybach.
Just like baby burlacker.
Are you, seriously?
Even the grill is Maybach logos.
I don't know if you guys can see that.
I've never seen anything quite like this car.
I knew I'd be filming buying the Lamborghini
at Lamborghini Salt Lake soon
and I assumed it was gonna be a Temerario.
That doesn't mean this is not well thought out or planned.
It just means I thought it was gonna be Temerario first.
It was gonna be that way.
It was, but it didn't work out that way and that's okay.
It's been a crazy 60 days for Lamborghini.
Welcome to Lamborghini Salt Lake.
Uris SE, Uris SE, Uris SE.
They got a lot of Uris's.
Uris, not Uris, Uris, Uris.
I can never say it like that.
I'm just guessing that most of these guys
have figured it out.
I think we've given away every single hint under the sun.
We have definitely figured it out.
Travis, I was just saying,
I knew this day was gonna happen soon,
but I thought it was gonna be for one of those.
Me too.
And that's still happening.
That's still happening.
That day is still to come, just not quite yet,
but very, very, very soon.
Very soon.
It's probably pretty obvious.
It is certainly obvious to say the very least,
but there's a lot of some things that are not obvious.
Right, we don't know what color it is.
Well, they kind of know what color it is.
I kind of sort of alluded to the color,
but they don't know what the interior is.
True, okay.
I mean, they might think it's a Bentayga
in a Lamborghini show, probably not.
That wouldn't make sense.
It might.
Doesn't it look like an Aston Martin?
No, no, it does not.
We just take the cover off.
I don't think there's any reason to mess around.
Ladies and gentlemen, officially welcome to the channel.
You knew it was coming.
Oh, it's so good.
The Viola Pacifei Lamborghini Urus, Urus?
Urus.
Urus, Urus SE.
This thing is beautiful with the full white interior.
Paint is so beautiful.
I think this is the most beautiful paint
Lamborghini has ever made.
And I think it looks the best actually on the Urus
because it has so much surface area.
It's true.
The more paint, the better, right?
The more purple, the better.
Baby, we get all the toys as well.
You will notice this right here.
It's got electrification.
It does.
Now Travis is going to give us all the stats,
facts and figures.
I always do this to Travis.
It has approximately 800 horsepower.
That's really all that matters.
790.
Yep.
It's got 800 horsepower.
It's got 800.
No, no, no.
Round it up.
It's a rounding error.
800.
That is a math rounding error.
All right.
You know, I'm an accountant in a past life.
It's a rounding error.
We don't worry about it.
Okay, Devin's credits.
It's 800 horsepower with hybridization.
Yes.
So it's got electric motors.
It's got a twin turbo V8.
And now we got to plug this baby in then
every once in a while, right?
Not if you drive it all the time.
It charges when you drive in sport.
Okay.
And it has a recharge mode.
So yeah, you'll be good.
It's crazy.
In the last 45 days,
I've gone from no hybrids to a Rivalto,
an Urus SE, and a Temurario very soon.
Yep.
I'm saving the planet.
No, it's 2026, you got no choice.
Carbon emissions, my carbon footprint,
it is going down, down, down, down, down.
You get everything.
You get the car cover.
You get the trickle charger.
You get the battery charger.
Plus so many more toys.
Literally, this is the best.
Oh, baby.
So cool.
The 118 scale model replica.
It's basically the exact car down to the detail.
Yes.
So cool.
I have one of these on my Storado.
Ooh, that is so cool.
That's sick.
It's good to be a kid.
No, it's literally dialed.
It is dialed.
I love how the box says the key.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Whoa, Sophie's just jumping the gun.
She sees gifts to open and she's just no hesitation.
I like opening gifts.
It's so fun.
Yes, you do.
This really is like Christmas morning.
It's a key cover.
Oh, okay.
Ooh, that's sick.
I didn't know.
I didn't know that.
These are new.
That solves the issue we just talked about.
I've never seen this online or any,
is this a new thing?
Yeah.
That's so cool.
It's kind of like a Pagani Huayra in a sense, right?
It's the same concept.
The key kind of comes apart
and then you got your little mini Urus
that you take with you that is paint to sample.
That's actually really fun.
Dude, we don't want to lose this
because some little kid would take it home.
Oh, and think it's such a toy.
They'd think it's like a cute toy
and then you'll never find it.
It's true.
Ooh, the old Passape is so incredibly beautiful.
It seems like the sun went away.
I know.
What happened?
It's gotta come back.
Where's the sunshine?
We were inside looking at model cars and other memorabilia
and the sun is gone.
Come on, sun, please come out.
You guys have seen Passape,
even in the overcast settings,
it is still absolutely beautiful.
Little polarization.
And I'm not going to say the best part about this car,
but one of my favorite parts is the all white interior.
There are not many Uruses out there
that have the Passape exterior with the white interior.
This spec is dialed.
That's when it became available.
It's got 51 miles on it somewhere,
52 miles, somewhere like that.
That's why when it became available,
it was like a no brainer.
I feel like it's too easy, Travis.
That's what I do.
I know, I know.
But like for us, it's like,
I figured this would be an all day affair,
but no, we're in, the car's ready,
detailed, we're registered, temp tag is on.
Like here, Lamborghini Travis, he takes care of you.
And we got a brand new Lamborghini with 52 miles on it.
Launch control, spin class.
And now you got time for lunch.
That's right.
I am hungry.
I haven't eaten all day.
There's something about that fresh, fresh, that new, new.
Oh, it's so nice.
So I think we're now in full EV mode.
There's so much to learn on this thing.
What am I?
Did I turn it off?
I turned it off.
Wow.
It looks like my first rodeo, but I promise you,
it's only cause it's a hybrid.
And now, there we go.
There's that pop right there.
I did clarify the break-in period.
The car's already broken in.
800.
Did you hear the pop?
I don't know if you guys can hear it.
I gotta stop yapping so you guys can actually hear the pop.
It's so weird to be in a vehicle like this
that is kind of like a crossover,
but then it's got 800 horsepower
and it's faster than the Aventador.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
And it's got the electrification,
so it's all instantaneous.
Yep, it's just fast.
And living here in Utah at elevation too with those turbos.
Now, the car sounds decent from factory.
Don't you worry.
Sounds pretty nice.
All right, Miami Blue, I see ya.
Colors.
Oh, here we go.
I get my Dream Spec SUV.
Hey, that's my favorite color.
No, I know, I know, I know.
Would you rather this in Miami Blue
or Viola Passive A though?
Viola Passive A.
Okay, thank you.
Thank goodness.
This actually would look good in Miami Blue though.
It would look pretty good.
That's such a good color.
What is going on?
Is that a sign?
That is a sign to either I should get one
or I shouldn't get one.
It might be broken.
You think it's broken?
Maybe this is a good time to make an offer right now.
No, they're loading it.
That's what I'm saying.
No, they are loading it.
Is that because it's broken down though?
I'd say the main issue with an RX-7
is reliability could be of concern.
That rotary engine.
I know.
Nacho Cheese Doritos.
I don't know anything about it, but.
I've heard they're pretty simple engines actually.
Yeah, they're easy to work with.
Because they're obviously,
they don't have valves of any kind,
but you can see we got the fluid leak right there.
This is a right-hand drive.
Do you go right-hand drive?
Do you go left-hand drive?
Right-hand drive's cool, but practicality,
like for left turns is kind of hard.
Yeah, for left turns for sure.
RX-7, maybe come into the garage,
maybe sooner than Sophia thinks.
Ooh, ooh.
Oh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
You got the Instagram?
Boosted Banana.
Boosted Banana 7.
That is such a cute name, I love it.
Usually broken in the garage.
The profile, yeah, well, that says a lot.
That's negotiating power for us.
Maybe I need to get a stock RX-7.
This RX-7, as sick as it is, we've heard this one,
it is certainly not stock.
It is very, very, very built.
Now, let's see it, embrace it.
I don't know how to embrace it.
Yes, you do.
You're the best at impersonations I know.
That sounds crazy.
Rotary RX-7, this one's clearly built.
Wow, you neat.
I'm saying, right?
You're getting someday soon.
The side-mounted flames?
Okay, you're getting an RX-7, we're doing this.
No, we're doing this.
The sun still is not fully out,
so it's not doing this color like perfect justice,
but man, the two together get the polarization right.
That's sick.
Well, we were just getting ready to leave.
Unfortunately, the Aventador is stuck in first drive.
I can see somebody's blue smoke right there.
I don't know if it's burning oil or not,
but it's not good, that is for sure.
Luckily, we're at the exact perfect spot
for a car to have issues.
I haven't driven the Aventador Roadster in quite a while.
It looks blue, which leads me to believe it's burning oil.
That does not smell very good at all.
That is blue smoke.
That is a lot of blue smoke, that is a lot of burnt oil.
So I guess yours delivery day did not go quite as planned.
I thought the purple and the pink would be perfect.
The car drove amazing over here.
Is that what it is?
She's jealous, she's like, you replaced me?
Yeah, I get replaced, but unfortunately.
That's what she thinks.
The Aventador Roadster is not going to be perfect.
We're in the best place possible.
We broke down right there and service is right here.
So that's the silver lining.
We are leaking.
Is that us?
No, that's not us.
Is that me?
You went like this.
I did go like that.
We're leaking oil.
The smell test.
We're following the oil trail right now.
And that does look like me.
We're trying to study the oil that was underneath.
It's dry, it's dry.
No, it's super old, sticky, look at that.
Was probably like from a couple of days ago?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, this isn't from the Roadster.
Ooh, we're getting in a brand new Urus
with Polar Bianco white interior.
Do we go wash our hands real quick?
Probably.
Well, the Aventador Roadster left for dead
here at Lamborghini of Salt Lake City.
So the Revuelto is somewhere back there.
The Roadster is here.
It's like a little free car storage.
Yeah, free storage because we don't have
enough garage space at the house.
No, we don't have enough.
That's exactly what it is.
Also, the cameras on this thing are sick.
That's one thing I'll say about the Urus SE.
It has all the new technology.
Shout out to the entire team at Lamborghini of Salt Lake.
Next time we see them, temerario.
Check out this GR Corolla.
He's got a wing on the roof.
Saves some downforce for the rest of us.
Maybe we get a wing on the Urus on the roof.
They do that.
Mansory does that.
Mansory does do that.
Brabus just came out with a kit for the Urus SE as well.
I've never seen the wing on the roof of the GR Corolla.
GR Corollas are super cool.
Well, to celebrate the purchase of the new Urus SE,
there's only one place that would be appropriate.
Wouldn't you reckon?
Chick-fil-A, baby.
We also have some bad news on the RX-7.
It is not available for purchase.
Not yet.
I don't blame the guy, though.
He's like, it's his dream car, too.
I wouldn't sell it either.
There's another RX-7.
There's another one in the future.
Yellow is nice, but you want white.
I think white, maybe black or red.
I don't know.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We got options on options.
FD RX-7 with that triple Dorito engine coming soon.
Please.
Am I good?
Yeah, you're good.
I'm so nervous about curbing this wheel.
I think it's like a 22, 23-inch.
We good?
Yeah, you're good.
And the wheel option on this car is very expensive.
The Galanthus 23-inch shiny black wheels, $6,246.
So we do not.
We do not curb.
We do not curb these wheels.
It is not allowed.
It is not possible.
Small.
Small, because Italians, Americans,
they need to make an American version of the Urus
with bigger cupholders.
Imagine we had a big gold.
Like these are mediums.
They're not even largest.
This is the United States of America.
Keep preaching.
So extend these cupholders four times their size.
Four times.
Your guys' smalls are like large.
Officially the Urus SE,
we have just crossed over to 100 miles.
We are triple digits from here on out.
Well, to celebrate hitting a hundred miles
on the Urus SE, I feel like it makes sense.
Launch control, thrust mode.
There is no braking period.
Okay, Lamborghini brakes these engines in,
I think on an engine dyno.
I don't know how they do it.
I just know there is no braking period.
So Corsa mode, traction control off.
We want to turn this all the way off.
So we're going to hold it down.
No ESC.
Thrust mode should be possible.
What's different on this, on the Rivalto,
it'll tell you.
On the Aventador, it'll tell you.
Lamborghini precondition limited.
Okay, call it a day.
Put it on the brake, push it all the way down.
Master throttle.
Launch control preparation.
Launch control ready.
Whoa, oh boy.
Oh, it's fast.
It's so fast.
Why did that give me the tingles?
The tingles?
It's like the Tickle Rario, but the Tickle Urus.
Okay, so we were in manual mode right there.
So we kind of went up.
Yeah, anyways, we're going to do that again.
Sophie's trying to say that she's doing this
for research and development,
but I see no research and I see no development
and I see no cognition.
What the development's happening is
we're developing a nap.
Uh-huh.
Well, at the start of today,
I assumed we'd come home with two Lamborghinis, not one,
but here we are, home sweet home,
with a purple Urus and a pink Aventador
that is down for the count.
That's not bad.
You rev it up.
As the revs drop.
Oh, what?
I was not expecting that.
You got to do it.
You got purple right there
with the artificial light looks so good
with that Bianco Polar interior.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, keep it coming, Sophie.
Wow.
That is water.
I was not expecting that on the Urus SC.
Oh, look.
The interior's the same color.
Oscar.
You know what?
We love you so much.
You want to sit in the Urus, don't you?
Pop up.
Yay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
Bianco Polar paint a sample.
You tired, bud?
You look good.
Purple Lamborghini lurking.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
A good fluke.
The artificial lighting here in the garage,
you can finally see the pink
that we've been talking about all along.
Oscar, what are you doing, bud?
You chasing your tail?
Good flop.
He's excited.
It's Lamborghini day, bud.
It looks so incredibly beautiful.
This is like the best Lamborghini color.
This with the Viola Bass and the broken Rosa Acantis
is going to look so good.
The real question is,
on the original Urus, the LM002,
imagine painting that purple.
Miami blue.
Miami blue would be sick.
Just like the Corvette.
I was just about to drop the Urus into the Batcave,
and then it dawned on me this is the SE.
It's a hybrid.
It has electric motors.
This thing is a lot heavier than the standard Urus.
So before we do that,
we're going to drop the elevator down.
There's a serial number that shows the weight capacity.
I can't see it right now.
So we're going to drop the elevator,
double check, make sure.
I'm sure the Urus can go down,
but coming back up,
we don't want to find out the hard way.
This is kind of a little bit awkward.
We're going to drop down in into the pit,
and then right here,
okay, so the capacity,
I don't know if you guys can see,
capacity is 7,000 pounds.
Now we've got to figure out
exactly what the weight of the Urus is.
Somewhere here on the side of the door.
Okay, so the GVWR, 7,022 pounds.
So the weight capacity of the elevator is 7,000 pounds,
and the GVWR is 7,022.
But GVWR, that is the gross vehicle weight rating,
that includes like passengers and luggage,
et cetera, et cetera.
So what we're looking for is the curb weight.
So according to our friends over at Google,
the curb weight is 5,523 pounds.
So we should be fine.
For an SE.
For an SE, with hybridization.
I forgot that it was hybrid.
I know, right?
I was just about to put the car down.
I was like, oh wait, it's a hybrid.
It's really heavy.
So we should be good.
Famous last words.
We're good, right?
The camera is not doing this thing any justice.
That is gorgeous.
Oh my, oh my.
Sophie is heading on out.
It's just floofing out of night.
See you later, gator.
Wow.
The evening Alpenglow here in the beautiful state of Utah.
Wow.
I mean, you gotta admit, that's pretty sick.
This color is just gorgeous.
Officially welcome to the collection, the Urus SE.
Down here in the back gate, the paint looks like glass.
It is absolutely perfect.
This specification, for me, the Viola Pass,
but you got all the surface area,
so you can really see this paint glow.
And then you have this white interior.
I just love this spec.
It is the perfect car for my taste buds.
Now the real question is, what do we do with this thing?
Mansour's got a kit.
Brabus just introduced their first Lamborghini kit ever
for the Urus SE.
1016's got options.
I mean, Sky's basically the limit.
Wursteiner's got options.
I think step one, step two, wheels, exhaust.
I think those are easy.
Obviously revving the Urus, you can hear,
it's got a lot of potential.
Underload, not so much.
This wheel design is very, very cool,
but it's black and you can't see any of the detail.
And with this purple, I think silver or white,
personally, I think would go really hard.
Let me know what you think in the comments below,
but the Viola Pass, it's been a long time coming,
and finally, finally, finally,
we've got another purple car in the collection.
So, Aventador Roadster.
Bricked itself, it's burning a ton of oil.
I'm not really sure where that leaves us.
I guess we'll find out next week.
Right time, kind of right time,
sort of wrong time, right time, right place, certainly.
Very, very convenient, but rather unfortunate.
Revuelto, also at Lamborghini Salt Lake,
getting a ton of software updates.
Temerario is inbound, somewhere between Houston, Texas
and Salt Lake City.
It's gonna arrive any day now.
Urus SE, GVWR, 7,000 pounds.
That is over 6,000 pounds.
This Urus SE has some very nice tax advantages.
And the other question is, in the next video,
can it get up and out of the Batcave?
I guess we'll find out in enough time.
On that bombshell, yep, today's video is over.
Yeah, let's hear that.
So, in the brand new Urus, on the Polar White interior,
you gotta fart in successive order.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
Ew!
What?
That's what you said, that's what you told me.
I didn't actually fart.
I like how you start going like this,
like I actually farted.
I didn't fart.
It smells so bad.
It smells fine in here.
It's a brand new car.
We got 58 miles.
What in the world?
Somebody just dumped their trailer from their semi
just in the middle of the road, as you do.
And now we have a man in a Mazda.
Well, it's a good thing we bought a practical vehicle.
Exactly.
Day one, we're already using the extra storage space.
When we get to Merario,
I'm gonna have to bring like a truck for all the gear.
It is for a distinguished buyer, a unique individual
that really likes to remind people
that they have a Maybach.
That they have a Maybach.
Maybach.
Hey, you're German.
Yeah, let's hear it.
How do you say Maybach?
Maybach.
