PROBE! PROBE THE PRESIDENT! TRUMP'S ALIEN DISTRACTION: The Epstein Files vs. UFOs (A Musical Satire)

Matthew Thomas Gillespie
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What happens when a former president uses classified UFO files to distract the world from the Epstein list? The aliens actually show up. 🛸🇨🇦
In this claymation political satire musical, Trump's ultimate distraction tactic backfires when an extraterrestrial crew touches down at the real-life UFO landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta. Instead of advanced diplomacy, these intergalactic visitors are dragged into a chaotic, cross-border cover-up involving deep-fried fast food, a frantic hunt for missing files, and a very angry Kurt Russell in Muskoka.
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On the 67 pad
Came to crack the dialect
But the timing's bad
Obama told the podcast that we're really real
Trump yelled, that's classified
What's the deal?
Now he's releasing all our files to one-up the man
We're still parked in St. Paul
With a different pull to the stars
He's declassifying ours
Lock the tractor beam on tight
Someone's getting proud tonight
Incident here
Great metaphoric concept of a plan
34 felonies and an orange spray tan
Nick's on it
Stuck the sensors in his head
My chicken and the border is closed
St. Paul is our home now
Yes, but
No one goes near my Muskoka
