🚨 TRUMP WANTS HALF?! IT'S A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLE DONALD!! 🚨
The bridge is built. Canada paid the $6.4 billion. But now Trump says he’s shutting it down unless he gets 50% ownership? 🤨
We couldn't let that slide. The Beaver, the Workers, and a certain Detroit Red Wings legend have a few words (and a song) for him.
The Reality:
The Cost: Canada funded the entire $6.4 billion project to get it built after years of delays.
The Threat: Trump is currently threatening to keep the bridge closed until the U.S. is "fully compensated," claiming (incorrectly) that no American steel was used.
The Response: While politicians argue, we decided to call in the ultimate enforcer: Gordie Howe.
In This Musical:
🧱 The Builder: A Beaver who just wants to finish the job.
🛑 The Blocker: A claymation Trump demanding a toll booth he didn't pay for.
👻 The Legend: Mr. Hockey himself returning to clear the lane.
This video is a satirical look at the very real battle for the border happening right now. If you want the bridge open, share this video!
Every single dime
Canada built it
Brick and steel in time
Eight years of workers
On the waterline
Now some guy on his couch says
Half of that is mine
He didn't pour the concrete
Didn't bend the steel
Didn't drive a single rib
Didn't cut a deal
But now he wants the toll booth
And the keys to the gate
For a bridge he never built
Between Windsor and the States
He said I won't allow it
We said allow it
You lay a single brick
What's that got to do with you?
Trouble dusting every time
You can't shut down the border
On a bridge you didn't buy
Bridge over trouble
Donald from Detroit to the other side
Now it's rolling over
You can't stop this riot
The whiskey on Ontario's shelves
Blaming Barack Obama
Blaming someone else
Says we use no American steel
Imagine that he wants to own the whole thing
Like a landlord wants a flat
25% of every truck that rolls
A hundred billion dollars worth of cargo
Through the tolls
Michigan says open it
The workers want their jobs
But he's holding up the ribbon
For a photo op at Sox
He said compensate me
We said for what it's worth
You didn't spend a penny pal
That's not how bridges work actually
Bridge over trouble
Donald
We're crossing every time
You can't shut down the border
On a bridge you didn't
Bridge over trouble
Donald
From Detroit to the other side
It's rolling over
You can't stop this riot
Saved for every trucker on the road
Road says stop
Pay me what you owe
Building, building
Both sides of that line
The legend couldn't be stopped
Makes you think a bridge can't
Bridge over trouble
Donald
Michigan and
Together
And we're not gonna
Trouble
Donald
The geese are flying high
Get
Gordie
House says
Goodbye
You can't stop Gordie
You can't stop
The bridge is open
