Nick Jonas Funny Moments

I brush my teeth first. Not a lot of people do this in the morning, and we can tell. Make sure you do that, please. Was there a point during your many weddings that you thought, I'm done with these weddings? Yes. True. It was when I looked at the bill. Mayhaps. What's mayhaps? Maybe, perhaps, probably. It's kind of a combo word. My life fell apart after the Jonas Brothers broke up. Now they are back together, so will my life get back together? Now that they are back together, so will my life get back together? They spelled that wrong, but you are, yeah, yeah. Perhaps we should start with grammar, and then we'll move on to the life. The rest of your life. But maybe. Mayhaps. It'll get better. Mayhaps. I've been getting really into latte art. Let's get to work. I've been starting with the simpler things like leaves, but I'm working towards a self-portrait. Definitely some room for improvement. The best part about latte art, it turns out, I love coffee. I can't sleep. What happened the last time you were on the floor? Last time I was on the floor? Fell asleep, I think. Fine. Obviously, I missed the show like everybody else, but I'm doing A-OK. So, what's the deal with the swords? I'm sorry, what? People have seen you on set swashbuckling. For the North! Chopping at things. Yeah, it's a little concerning. What's up, ladies? I don't know what you're talking about. School? Name me three things you couldn't live without on tour. Water, an acoustic guitar, and insulin. I'm a diabetic, so I need the insulin. OK, and what would happen if you didn't have any one of those three? Would you go nuts? Are you going to kick off? I'd lose my mind. Dear Nick Jonas, you literally make me want to set myself on fire from your immense sexiness. So, if you could, dial it down a bit, OK? Thanks. Well, listen here, you can't dial it down. That's bananas. Nick's notes has evolved, as all things must. Everyone thinks I'm taking the notes thing too far, but I think I could go even further. It's hard-working magic. I'm never giving up these notes, unless there's some kind of paper torture. And then I'll be out of luck. Went into the notes forte there. Are you a better singer than your brothers? No. That's a lie. What would be on your ideal pizza? Pepperoni, cheese, maybe some truffle. Oh, truffle, is that mushroom? Yes, like the best kind of mushroom we've ever tasted. Nice, OK. Do you like the stuffed crust, or do you prefer to go plain? No, thin crust. Thin crust. Yeah? Straight to the point. If there's anything in this world that will fill that void for Joe, Kevin, clearly, the rest of the world, not me. As I said, I'm... What about a sword? I'm sorry, I told you before that there's no swords. So, I think we're done here. Such an attention hog. Right in front of my face, really? Move. There we go. You stay right there. Right there. That's your place now. I want to get Nick Jonas' face tattooed on my left ass cheek, so I can say I sit on Nick Jonas' face all the time. It's pretty clever, actually. Which facial expression would you like to have tattooed on it? This one? Please hold. Or this one? I think the second, because then maybe the other thumb will come up, depending on what you're doing back there. It's a Jonas Brothers hit. Uh-huh. You want it to be? Are you one of the Jonas Brothers? I am. Ain't no bear gonna eat my bag. Ready? Three, two, one. Get out of here, bear! I don't work out. My shoulder. Let's see if Nick can get it in his first try. All right, Kev. Oh, God! Watch out, people! Those are kids! I don't think that's how it works. I want this. Who's that? Oh, look at that. A gift for you. What'd I get for you? Nick Jonas, eat bacon off my naked body. I don't know. It might not be the cleanest surface to eat bacon off of. Usually I go for a plate or perhaps a cheeseburger. Maybe after a shower or something. We could talk about it. It works up and out. Every 22 to 30-year-old, you have one major flaw I'm generalizing. So he literally thinks we only have one major flaw. I know. That's what I said. I picked up some pizzas for our date night because I've been waiting for this for so long. Babe? Oh, my God! Lily, you're home early. What are you doing? Nothing. I was flipping through the channels. You are so gross. I cannot believe you. I wasn't watching it. I see the boobs, Nick. No. No, those are like jellyfish or something. This is Discovery Channel. Nick Jonas to star, star, star. The absolute star, star, star out of my star, star, star, star, star, star. Star. What's a star? So at the end, can you just go, we were the Jonas Brothers. We are on to the internet. We were the Jonas Brothers. I am so sick of you lying. You are so disloyal. I was just watching, okay? It's not like I was cheating on you. Honestly? You might as well have. No, I don't get it. You knew I was coming over. I have resisted the urge and waited through all of your travels to make tonight special. And you can just wait for me to come over? I was desperate. Okay? And you're always tired and you fall asleep before anything happens. Oh. So now it's my fault because I work too hard. No. It's just not as fun when you're tired. Oh, and you're perfect. You know what? You talk too much. Yeah. When things start heating up, you won't shut up. That's not true. Okay? I have very necessary commentary that makes everything better. You cry. I'm emotionally attacked. From Emily. Hello, Emily. Wait. Is Kevin the cutest Jonas Brother? How did you pick that one out? The answer is yes. Oh. Because this is his trolling account. Yeah. Kevin has bot bots. Are you up or am I up? Is this another thing? It's about you again. Just go ahead. I can see by your face how excited you are. No, it's not. It's just you're going to make comments about it. Go ahead. Let's hear it. Okay. What did your bot say this time? This is very... Kevin, we love you.