When Your Girl Thinks You’re Cheating

I am not cheating on you! That was the word! You call me before bed! It was late and I forgot and I'm sorry. You have to believe me. Call Nick and put him on speaker. What? Don't tell him I'm with you. Instead, tell him you need to be reminded of exactly what you did last night. Start to finish. If you're not cheating on me, it shouldn't be an issue. Right? Right. Yeah, that's fine. I'll call him right now. Crazy lady. Come on! Yo! There's that dirty dog from last night. Banana slugs! Oh yeah, banana slugs! That is definitely code for something! That's how UC Santa Cruz alumnus answer the phone. We're always going to be banana slugs. Forever. We fight on. Yeah, brother! Can you run me through what we did last night, my dude? It was a long one and the only thing I remember is getting those cinnamon rolls. I too remember getting... cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls is definitely code for something. We got cinnamon rolls is code for we got cinnamon rolls. Could you run me through what happened again? A por favor? No problem, mi amigo. We're working on our Spanish at the community college night classes downtown. Come on! We're mixing it in. I hate this game. Gracias, gracias. Yeah, start to finish. Go ahead, man. First things first, to get into the right headspace for the night, we went to that choir concert on the east side at 8pm. Well, you expect me to believe that my boyfriend and his friends are just a bunch of choir boys. I do, baby. Yeah, yeah, I do remember that. Oh my goodness. Then we went to that late night city trash clean up downtown until about midnight. You think? Forgive us for caring about the environment. What? Do you want to come over? I have this new Pringle chip I want you to try. Yeah, no, yeah, the trash clean up, my dude. Yeah, yeah, the trash clean up was dope. And then... Then we swung by the shelter to serve in the soup kitchen until about 2am. Oh, you're so... Stop it, Nick! Excuse me? I'm sorry, Nick. Dude, I'm with Emily right now. Dude, are you in trouble? She, like, doesn't believe me. You guys are suddenly what, warm-hearted philanthropists who want to give back to the community? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Emily, how dare you? We went to the choir, Emily. He's not lying. It was fun. Baby, you just hung up on a good-hearted, warm philanthropist that donates his time to the charities downtown. That's what you did. You're a pig. I'm getting my stuff and going to Sarah's. I can't believe this. Banana slurp. Por favor. No problem, mi amigo. What? We attended that 8pm choir concert on the east side. Late night city trash clean up downtown. Serve in the soup kitchen until about 2am. Yeah, buddy, cinnamon rolls. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. It's okay, princess. I love you. Thank you. Hey, baby. You ready? Who the f*** are you? Who is this? Am I too early? I thought you said 5.30. You're f***ing cheating on me! Thanks for watching, guys. I just wanted to plug my brand new e-courses. We got one on how to grow a YouTube channel, comedy editing, comedy writing. You can check them out on my website right now.