Timothée Chalamet & Edward Norton Test Their Friendship | Do You Even Know Me?

Actor Timothée Chalamet
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What's your favorite thing that ever happened in history?
In history? George Washington saying no.
Um, they asked him to become king.
Oh, right, right, right, and he said no.
Uh, okay.
1776!
What's up? This is your boy, Timothy Chalamet.
And I'm Timothy Chalamelet.
And this is Ladbible, uh, you know,
asking each other questions,
see which one of us knows each other better.
In 2008, I starred in a short film called Clown.
Shout out, Clown.
What was my character's name?
A. Honkers.
Hawkers? Honkers.
Honkers.
He's such a tell. How can you play poker?
Your tells are just like, like big, fat...
Be careful, careful.
B. Crusty.
Or C. Clown Boy.
Clown Boy.
Man, how'd you get that, man?
Because Crusty the Clown is the Simpsons,
and obviously it wasn't Honkers,
because you started laughing.
Honkers is a crazy clown name.
Okay.
I got slaughtered in that movie.
I saved Leonardo DiCaprio's life once.
Really?
What were we doing?
Paragliding in the Maldives.
Scuba diving in the Galapagos.
Mountain biking in Utah.
Mountain biking in Utah?
Nope.
Really?
Scuba diving in the Galapagos.
No way.
Yeah, he ran out of air.
No way. So did you go mouth-to-mouth?
That's not what you do.
Oh, that's what you do.
Wow, what's in your mind?
I don't know, man.
Is that like a hope of yours?
No, he needed oxygen.
Had your lips been on it at any point?
No, no, you have a reserve.
Alright.
You seem to like the idea of mouth-to-mouth.
Of Edward Norton and Leonardo DiCaprio lip-locked?
That happens onshore, not underwater.
So it was, in fact, he ran out of air underwater.
Did you have any thought of letting him?
Just pull it back from him for a second.
Watch, he was already panicked enough.
Which of these British accents did I say I liked
on Ladbibles Agree to Disagree?
Copyright.
Causing a viral sensation around the country.
A. Brummie.
Birmingham, of course.
B. Hull.
C. Glaswegian Scottish.
You said you didn't like one of them.
This is one of my things.
Glaswegian Scottish.
Nope. Damn, Brummie.
I like the Hull accent.
You like Hull?
Why is everyone cracking up?
Is it not a sexy accent?
Hull is sexy.
Where's Hull from?
Hull is in the Hull region.
They were so excited.
Shout out Hull.
I like Geordie.
Shout out that clip of Geordie Shore
on top of that hill.
I want to take it to the next level.
Okay.
I'm going to put it in your bum.
What do I have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in?
English Literature, History, or
Poli Sci?
I'm going to go English Literature.
No. History.
What's your favorite thing that ever happened
in history?
George Washington saying no.
They asked him to become king.
He said no.
1776!
You go again.
Which of these early 2000s albums
was the first record I ever bought?
A. 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Trying,
B. Confessions by Usher,
or C. Monkey Business, Black Eyed Peas?
That was a good answer.
Selection.
I bet it was 50 Cent.
Damn! He's on fire.
I just know you.
What about me
screams that I would buy a 50 Cent album?
Aspirational.
That was
a good answer, man.
That was a good answer.
My grandfather is credited with
being the pioneer
of
solar panels,
the electric whisk,
or the modern shopping mall.
Wow. One of those three things?
Yep.
Crazy.
Yeah, I got
whisk money.
Is it whisk?
See, that wasn't even fair.
That doesn't count.
I'm not going to go solar panels.
I'm going to go the shopping mall.
Before it was called a mall,
it was called a Norton.
You trying to get stoned outside the Norton today?
That would be really great
if I inherited whisk money.
Mall money is crazy. Did somebody steal the designs from him?
No.
So he got mall money?
No, he gave it all away.
He did? Really?
To who?
To a new lover?
No, to charity.
Before I was an actor, my side hustle was
painting and selling what items?
A. Warhammer
B. Xbox controllers
or C.
Bird houses.
Um...
Xbox controllers.
Crazy. You're so good, man.
Bird houses? Come on, y'all.
Warhammer is the first.
One day I was like,
I want to buy a 50 cent album
after I painted my bird house all day.
Which of these
figures from history am I related to?
Mark Twain,
Alexander Hamilton, or
Pocahontas?
See, Edward claims to be related to
Pocahontas, but to the naked eye?
I don't see it.
By the way, for bonus
credit, where is she buried?
She's buried off the Thames.
That's good. He's learned well.
I hope I get an invite to the family reunion.
My twelfth great-grandmother.
Edward Norton and Elizabeth Warren kicking in.
Because my stupid great-grandfather
brought her back to London
and she got typhoid.
Shout out, Pocahontas.
Christian Bale played my great-grandfather.
Really? I didn't know that.
In the Terry Malick movie.
So the camera was going around him
and he was like, I'm going to start a thing called a mall.
Different guy.
Other side of the family. That was my mom's side.
Very eclectic family.
My great-grandfather was like,
he was a court stenographer.
Really? Yeah, he was just sitting in court.
Where? Riding away in the Bronx.
I thought you were going to say northern France.
No.
I'm not even French. I'm fully American.
That's a bit I do.
While still in high school, I played the lead role in which musical?
A. Jesus Christ Superstar.
B. Sweet Charity.
Or C. West Side Story.
This was when you were at the performing arts school?
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Wrong. Sweet Charity.
I'm the bravest individual I have ever met.
Oh my God.
That's going to hurt the box office of our film.
You take that one.
Why?
Sweet Charity.
I'm way ahead. I don't think I can lose now.
Close your eyes.
What color are my eyes?
I would go blue, green, or brown.
considering you are the Antichrist,
I'm going to go red.
No, just kidding.
You have light.
You sort of have the color of Aiden's sweatshirt today.
You sort of have a greenish eye.
No, blue.
Which French football team do I support?
A. Paris Saint-Germain.
B. Olympique Marseille.
Or C.
A. Saint-Étienne.
You're either a PSG guy or a Saint-Étienne.
I'm going to say
Saint-Étienne.
Damn, dude. What the hell?
Did I get it?
I knew it.
That's just a vibe check.
That's creepy.
It's the way you're Marseille.
No, absolutely not.
You know more about me than I know about me.
Do you have a favorite Premier League team?
Yeah, I do.
It's Chelsea.
I did a tour of Stamford Bridge when I was young.
Which of these
football team stadiums
did I play
in an actual football match?
Manchester United,
Tottenham Hotspur, or Liverpool?
Those aren't the names of the stadiums.
Old Trafford?
Yeah, which of these teams'
stadiums did I play a match at?
They don't say the stadiums' names on that?
No. Party foul, whoever wrote these up.
That was you?
Which of the stadiums?
Let's talk after.
Definitely Old Trafford.
That was a UNICEF charity match?
That's right. Soccer Aid.
How'd you do? We won.
Did you score? I did not.
Did you play?
Did you start? Hell no.
Were you upset about that?
No.
Do you know the band Kasabian?
No.
You guys know Kasabian? Yeah.
The guy, Serge, he scored our goal.
He's a cool guy. He's a really cool guy.
Very good soccer player.
Football!
What was the prize for the recent
Timothée Chalamet localite contest?
A. $5,000
B. $500
C. $50
I bet it was $500.
$50, that's it.
They can only get funding from
the MTA.
You showed up, and you didn't win.
No, I didn't win.
I ran in and out, and then I went to a diner.
The Empire.
I think it was The Empire.
Yeah, literally.
I get bonus points for that one.
That was bonus points.
Am I going to get early onset dementia or Alzheimer's?
If you know me. I don't think so.
Yeah, me neither.
So I think Edward is the
winner there.
That was pretty great.
Is this what they do in couples therapy?
This game? Yeah.
That's why we stole it from you.
What are the initials of my full name?
J-B-P-P
J-P-B-P
J-B-B-P
Let me just clarify that that is the hardest
question we've received so far.
Not if you knew my full name.
Do you know my full name? Yes.
I don't want to embarrass you.
I'm going to go with
B.
Is it B?
