Confronting a Bad Mechanic - Ian Bagg Stand Up Comedy

And I've been to Dayton before. I know what it's all about. There's a Jesus and a lake. That's what it's about. Like this. It's so cool to put that statue without reading the Bible. He can walk on water and wipe him. Put a mache over top of him. He's like this. Lightning. Wow. A big Jesus lightning rod in the lake. Burned down and had to build it. Second coming of Christ happened in Dayton. Russell. You ever just get in the leaves? In leaves. Making a noise. Russell. Boom. Russell right over there. And he's laughing at that. He's laughing. Avoiding this subject. How old do you think you are? Like around 50? Is that what you said? I love you. You should not get pulled over when you're sober. You're going to jail, bro. What do you do, Russell? We build brakes. You do brakes? I'm here to talk to you. Safety. From you. I think we need a rotator. Give it to me. Toyota. Toyota? Love it. I got it at Tacoma. Cheers. I build your brakes. You build my brakes? I did. Well, what's the deal with the tailgate? They keep stealing my ******* tailgate. I'd love my truck in seven weeks and turn into the white trash of the neighborhood because my tailgate's messed up. No, I don't do it. You don't have an answer? You think you can break it up at the factory, though? Hey, guys. Brakes stay on the car. How about that? No, sir. You got your own construction company? I feel like you should get your own. I feel like you put the stove on the wrong side and don't ******* think on the wrong side and then look at it and go, they'll never know. See, I knew you were a construction. Son of a bitch. Are you a contractor? Sales. Sales? Sell me something. What are you going to sell me? Impress your wife tonight? Can you use some big words in sales? You know, win it up, girl. He showed me his weapons, too. We wear mittens. We can't do it here. Are you a fisherman? Yeah. Fly fishing? Or get on a boat and just... What kind of truck do you got? Don't have one. You don't have a truck? Toilet. Toilet? You got a toilet? Car? Car. Car? You do those? Thank you. We're good. We're good for roundabouts. Do you hate roundabouts because you do breaks and you don't need them for a roundabout? Good talk, Russ. Ooh. That seemed a little over-dated. Russ has finally got a girlfriend at ******* 52. You actually moved in? Yeah. My God, you're doing the devil's work. Comfortable as hell. I don't know why. July. In July? My God. What'd you guess, birthday? 94! I came in handy with two fingers. Sorry. I interrupted your guys' love story. I apologize. A little over here. How'd you meet him? Outside the Toyota factory? Which website? Bumble. Oh, like a web... I don't know what you're talking about. You make it sound like you're buying something. For a while, I didn't have to do the internet dating. Then the old fashion got all liquored up. She was my nuts. I got a poor lady in a bar and I'm gonna sit at home in my underwear. How does it work? You match. Just like that? Remember putting them together? Explain how... Oh, matches. The woman has to like the man. It's Sadie Hawkins Day. Yeah! Two lesbians are clubbing. Oh, sorry. Is that a man? Long shirts. I thought for sure there was a female lacrosse team sitting there. Sorry, buddy. You look great. My eyes are... You got facial hair and everything. Great. Did you change everything around when you moved into the house? You're like, oh my God. I'm in the process. You're in the process? Is that why you didn't say anything for us when I first talked to you? You don't know where the answers are located anymore. Which village do you live in? Dayton, Cincinnati, or Kentucky? Uh... You don't know where you live. Okay. I can see why you moved in with a man. The house is going on. But he is lost. I love this crowd. It's half special needs, half non-special needs. Poor Russell over there just drinking up a storm. I want my house back!