Nvidia GTC 2026 Keynote, but it’s only Jensen Huang’s jokes

I just want to remind you this is a tech conference. I've shown you guys this before. It's a super heavy. It seems to get heavier every year because I think there's just more cables in there every year. We attract future customers starting long before you could afford to pay for it yourself. Your parents paid. Your parents paid. I couldn't decide whether to show you more or show you less. And so I made it so that you couldn't see any. So we're going to go through this schematic for the rest of the time. This is my best slide. Every time I asked my, I asked the team, what's my best slide? Repeatedly. This was it. They say, don't do a Jensen. Don't do it. I said, no, this, these seats are free for some of you. So this is your price of admission. Your parents paid for you to be Nvidia customers. And every single year they paid up year after year after year until someday you became an amazing computer scientist and became a proper customer, a proper developer. But this is, this is the house that G force made. Now, I don't know if you guys feel the same way, but $500 billion is an enormous amount of revenue. Not one impressed. I know why you're not impressed because all of you had record years. The largest percentage of attendees at this GTC is from the financial services industry. I know. I'm hoping it's developers, not traders guys. And Dylan Patel had a quote. He accused me of sandbagging. He accused me of sandbagging. He says, Jensen sandbag. It's actually 50 times and he's not wrong. He's not wrong. There was a monkey King token King. This is what happens when you don't practice. Could you imagine this, the future of Disneyland, all these, all these robots, all these characters wandering around. Oh, you know, I have to admit though, I thought you were going to be taller. I've never seen such a short snowman to be honest. Nope.