Robert Pattinson Zoe Kravitz Put Their Friendship To The Test Do You Even Know Me

Why was I expelled from school? Was it A, fetting a fish in my headmaster's desk? B, dyeing my hair bright red? Or C, stealing and reselling hardcore porn magazines? What? Hi, I'm Zoe Kravitz. I'm Robert Pattinson. And this is Do You Even Know Me With Lad Bible. In 2014, what did I have named after me? A kissing technique? A Ben and Jerry's flavor? Or an asteroid? Oh, I hope it's a Ben and Jerry's flavor. What is it? Asteroid. What? Really? You've never had an asteroid? Oh my God, I haven't made it. What was it named? Do you remember? Oh, you don't even know yourself. It was 246789 Pattinson. That's what they named it? Yeah. Of these options, which is a hobby of mine? Trainspotting, juggling, or crochet? Juggling. I love that you think that of me. It was crochet. I know how to crochet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can teach you later. Why was I expelled from school? Was it A, treading a fish in my headmaster's desk? B, dyeing my hair bright red? Or C, stealing and reselling hardcore porn magazines? What? What were the first two? Putting a fish in my headmaster's pants. Dyeing my pubes bright red. You didn't say that. You're trying to confuse me. Your hair? Stealing porn magazines and selling them. You know what? I wanted to say that, and then I was, I don't know. I don't know. You're dirty. I just made that up in the closet. That's not even true? Or not? It's not even true? I don't know. I can't trust him, this is a problem. Filming this year, I am making my directorial debut. What is the name of the film? A, Puppy Palace, or B, Pussy Island? I thought it was Puppy Pussy. Puppy Pussy is correct. What is it? Pussy Island. I just wanted to hear you say it. What Harry Potter house was my character Cedric Diggory in? Well, you do, there's no options? I kind of gave up on the multiple choice. I have no idea. Jesus Christ. I know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff, okay. What did I want to be as a child? A, ballerina, B, a spy, C, a librarian? It's actually quite tough. A, librarian? What? I can see that. Crocheting. Yeah, crocheting, librarian. No, a spy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's more exciting. The opposite of a librarian. Close your eyes. Oh, okay. I'm scared. What color are my eyes? Is that really the question? Yeah. This is horrible. Are they, they're brown. Oh my God, that's insane. That is actually too much. Oh, they're like a dark, what are they? No, no, but truly, they're not, they're like, are they blue? They're not. Okay, oh my God. Which British band first made me starstruck? A, Led Zeppelin, B, the Rolling Stones, or C, the Spice Girls? Spice Girls, for sure. Yeah, obviously. That's so obvious. Why did you like them so much? Everyone liked them. The Spice Girls were everything. They were everything. Well, that's it. Rob won. What? Whatever. That was great, guys. Thank you. Pussy. Puffy pussy. You don't like gloves? Don't love gloves. Worming your hand into a glove, I'm just like, ha, I don't like it. Oh wait, didn't you wear gloves in Mary Poppins? Didn't she have gloves? Yeah, and it was tough. It was tough, I'm not gonna lie. I took them off whenever I could. Really, was it tough? It was really tough. Was it really tough for you on Mary Poppins? It was really tough for me. It was really hard, really hard. You should toughen up.