North Korean Boyfriend _ Max Amini _ Stand-up Comedy

Oh you have a long distance relationship? Where is he? North Korea? She has a long distance relationship with someone from North Korea? Honey from North Korea? He's not real. In North Korea don't belong to North Korea. You fell for internet scam my love. Oh my god. Your English is not so good but how about your geography? He's in South Korea now. What kind of relationship this is? You don't even know he's from North Korea or South Korea. He will come back. Okay he's working there for two years and he will never come back. You want a hug but you you're in a relationship with a North Korean. And I like to stay alive. Very good, very good. What's your name? I stress you? Oh I'm sorry. I stress you? I stress you. You're dating somebody from North Korea? That's not stressful. I stress you. Nobody was supposed to come with you? What's his name? Michael? Call him Michael. Call him. Yeah give it to me. Michael. Malika why did you leave? And your father bought two tickets and you f***ed up the road. There's an empty seat right in the front row. He hung up the phone this Malika. Michael why are you hanging up the phone on me? Why? I have to go. Are you home by yourself? Not exactly. Is it a girl? Yes. Why did you pause? If you're gay this is the best time to tell your dad. Michael. Michael. Take your girlfriend. Take your girlfriend. Come back. And if you don't come you're And tell that girl she's a lucky girl to be with you. Much love man. Much love. Take care my brother. Ah nice guy. Cheers. Where are my South Asians? South Asians where are you at? Okay one second. Wait a minute. No Indians here tonight? Indians? The Greek didn't let the Indians and the Pakistanis to snuck in like we are Italian. You're sure? You're sure you're Italian? Yes I'm very very Italian. I eat spaghetti every day. I swear to god. Spaghetti, chicken masala, pasta, chicken masala. Let me have a spoon. Oh why so spicy? I don't know. I like a hot sauce. In Italy we put a hot sauce everywhere. Yeah. Oh you're Indian? I am. Finally you came out of the closet. Why didn't you say it sooner? What's your name? It's a Greek name. It's a Greek name? But what happened to your Indian name? I was born here. You were born here? Indian? What's your name now? How did that happen my love? You were born and your father was very beautiful. Let's name her Vanai. She will grow up like a Greek goddess if we name her Vanai. If we give her a name she will not survive in the beautiful schools of Greece. Come on. It's just Vanai? No no no. I have an Indian name. Oh you have an Indian name? But say it. Is that your boyfriend next to you? He's my friend. He's your friend and he's not trying to f**k. No? Sweetheart why are you so naive? You think he will buy a VIP ticket to just come sit next to you and go ha ha ha ha ha? He wants some spicy punani. Oh s**t. I'm here to tell the truth. Is he Greek? He's trying to f**k everything. He f**ks his pillow. You don't know Greek men? Oppa oppa. But your friend doesn't know your real name. Are you comfortable to share your Indian name? You're okay with that? Okay say it. Okay keep Vanai. No I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Kajal. Oh that's beautiful. So when you guys are ******* in the bedroom and he'll say say your name. Say your name. Which one are you gonna say? Vanai. No the other one. The other one. Hurry up. I'm coming. Tell the other one. Kajal. Oh my god. Kajal. In the back they brought me a bouquet of flower and a card. And and who was who's the flower from? Oh nobody? Oh you brought the card too? Bring it here. Bring it here. Yeah yeah. This is this is yours. Where are you? Are you having a baby? Oh sweetie pie. Thank you for this. I said who brought me flower? You said nothing. She wrote me a card. And I they brought it to me upstairs and I thought this is so sweet. I read it really quick. Dear Max. Life is a journey. Thank you for keeping me company and most of all for making me laugh. You have a magic way to touch people's body from afar away. I'm sitting in the back and I'm pregnant. I'll be giving birth. I would like to name my baby Max. Would you be my daddy?