Akpan and Oduma Return of Ghostina Latest Nigerian Comedy 2026 Skit

I'm almost ready, so I want to know Should I wear the one I'm currently wearing, or should I change the tie to this one? Which one is finer? I'm advised to choose your tie according to the size of your belly. Because sometimes when they sit down, the belly will... Don't worry, don't worry I'll wear this one I'm wearing. You've made your choice. Yes, I've made my choice, thank you I'm ready to go now, Uduma Alright then, bye bye now, see you last, last No, now I don't want to see you last, last Stop now! Sheba said you will lend me money now that I will use to transport So you can't believe I could actually lend you money? I don't know how you want to pay me back. What kind of joke is that, Uduma? Isn't that exactly what I'm aiming for? You're up for an interview now What if they say I have to pay the salary? My first salary, I'll pay you back now, with interest. Akbar, I'm the only 2K when they're in my hand like this, and I want a guide. Yes, I want to take her and use her If I want to use her and see the front of that notice, I don't know where the next... You know what, Uduma? Lend me 1K from that 2K. Let me add it to the 300 with me So that I can use it to go to this interview, there and back. You know that 300 will take you back and forth? No, not now. No, ask me how. What's up, 300? Take half of the journey You will use a corral. Alright, if you don't know what a corral is, let me show you. You know that cemetery road? You trek to the cemetery road, you call a bus, and from Moshuari bus stop You understand? From there, take a taxi. It's true The way they cover, you pass that cover No, no, Uduma, stay off I don't want to take the cemetery road on the Moshuari side. You don't hear what is happening in that area. Yes, I've heard People who live there say that dead people used to come out. In the middle of the night, to this stop here They used to hear dead people crying. So, you want me not to go there? In the middle of what? In the middle of the night In the middle of the day Why are you instilling fear in dead bodies? You get to know dead bodies, then they cry You will cry for them So, you keep that in So, Uduma, you're not going to lend me 1,000? It's not there It's not there? It's not there No problem Let it be on record that you were not there for me when I needed you, Uduma. By the time I receive this work, I still have to collect my salary. Uduma, you will suffer Oh God Hunger! Hunger will kill you in this house. I'm telling you, by the time I'm eating the other fries Uduma, you will be drinking the real One thing you will see I will not drink, you will beg me for time. I said no Alright On record that you were not there You can watch an album So, you won't give it to me? Uduma, you're threatening me. 500, 500 500 It's not there, it's not available What about 200? It's not around. No problem You will suffer then You will suffer. You have already seen this part I will give out of... Oh! What? Never What is this? What's this one doing inside the bush? The snake will bite you. Excuse me You can see me? Which one can I see? Why wouldn't I see you? Am I blind? Better leave this place before the snake comes out and bites you. Why do you need... Wait You mean you can actually see me? I'm not blind now I don't have money. It's because I don't have money that's preventing me from even going on a trek. To go to my job interview and I'm running late right now I don't want to ask you for money Okay, do you live around here? Yes, why? Can we go to your house and talk? See this one I said I'm going to a job interview and I'm running late. You say we should go to my house to talk. You're the only one who can see me. So I really need you to help me You know what? I know what's going on here You are the one that my village people said To come and scatter my new work That I want to go and collect Go and tell them that you cannot see me The plan has failed. No no no You don't need any academic qualifications for that position. Actually, the person we need for that job Is someone who is hardworking Reliable and committed Finish I am very hardworking and dedicated, sir. What about the trustworthy part? I can be trustworthy as well, sir. I am very trustworthy. It's alright Now this is the job description As soon as the product is ready from the factory Your job is to pack them into cartons. Seal them And then get them ready for delivery to customers Do you understand that? Is that all? I can do that, sir. Thank you very much. When can I resume, sir? Can you reschedule for tomorrow? What happened? Did he just disappear inside you right now? I've been waiting for you outside. What are you waiting for me for? We need to talk. What are you talking about? I don't know you from anywhere. Neither do I know you But you are the only one who can see me. What's happening? Who are you talking to? It's this auntie I saw. I saw her on 73rd Road. I don't know what you want to talk to me about. I don't know her from anywhere Which lady are you referring to? You can't see this auntie standing here I told you before that You are the only one who can see and hear me. Are you a ghost? Can't we just go somewhere private and talk? Before people start thinking you're mad You can't see this auntie standing here What are you talking about? You cannot see her Mr. Akman You didn't tell me during the interview that you're mentally unstable. Look at her Look at this auntie Please leave my office Don't call us We will get back to you. Uncle, look at her. Look at this auntie You can't see this auntie standing here You are truly under the influence of something I don't know. Leave this place I don't know I said leave this place. Uncle, you can't see her. Auntie, what is this? I am not the one who killed you. First of all My name is not Auntie And yes, I know you didn't kill me. But I need your help I am not a feral ghost like you. I'm not a ghost like you. But you are the only one who can see me. You know that you have made me lose the work. That I am supposed to start tomorrow I'm not the only one who can see you. I don't know and I don't care All I know is If you can help me I will make you very rich I don't understand what you're saying. If I can help you You will make me rich. Rich as hell As soon as you do I will call the police. Let's just go to your house. Before people start thinking you're going crazy Let's go I told you I don't want to pass through this cemetery I don't want to go through here What kind of life is this? Akba You break off You don't finish your interview. How did the interview go? There is a problem Problem? What problem? Nobody followed you. You didn't call the police. Why would you call the police? You didn't see the person who followed me inside. Akba Nobody followed you. You can't see this auntie standing here Which aunt? Where is the aunt? Wait, Akba Why did you go to the interview? Before I said you broke off Akba You didn't call the police. Don't talk nonsense Where is the aunt? Akba I don't know how else to make you believe That you are the only human That can see and hear me Akba I told you Don't make me follow the cemetery You said no I have seen ghosts. That follows me Akba You see, this is your joke. You're not funny. I will slap you I will leave you I'm not joking. This is not a joke Auntie ghost This is my roommate. His name is Uruma. Auntie ghost Uruma Akba There is someone I need to help. What did the person do to you? It's better if I don't tell you about it. Why can't you just disappear? And keep the person to yourself You are a ghost. Because I can no longer harm or touch any human Because they are dead Can't you see? I can see Who is the following speaker? Uruma Auntie Ghost said that She wants us to help her. She wants to kill someone. And she won't tell us what the person did. So that's your crazy start, Akba. You're crazy Auntie ghost I am not crazy. Auntie ghost He said you can help me show my friend that I'm not crazy. He asked me to show him that I'm not crazy. You're crazy Your temperature does not rise. Auntie Ghost is here What did the person do? She wants us to help her. To kill someone I can't find anyone else because you're the only one who can see and hear me. Tell your friend that I will take you guys to where I kept the sum of 200 million Naira in cash. If only you would help me My aunt said that if we help her kill the person, she will give us 200 million. That's what Auntie Girl said She said 200 million in cash. How many people will she kill? That's the house where she lives, and her name is Flora. She said that's the house and her name is Flora. That house? Yes Ask her whether the 200 million Naira she wants to pay us is for the house, and she will disappear. The money is not in that house. She said the money is not in the house. Ask her why she called us here. What are we going to do here? So that you can make plans on how to get rid of Flora, as I told you She said that we could plan how to help her fight the woman first. That's why she brought us here. No Tell her that's not how it works We always collect in advance Tell her that before we make any move We will collect an advance of at least 180 to 190 Million? Yes Then we'll balance it later What? Tell her Your friend is a greedy thief. She said you're a greedy thief. I am not the one who said it. Tell her we won't carry out the mission until we see the money. The money is not in the house. Because if we don't carry out the mission now She will not repay us. Ask her where her address is. Where will we find her? Where will we find the ghost from whom she drew death? The person will not see her. She will not hear from her. She will not see her. She will not hear. So you don't trust a ghost? I don't trust myself Okay, so How about you guys tell me exactly how you plan to carry out the plan? First She said we should tell her how we intend to carry out the mission. If we can tell her how we plan to carry out the mission Perhaps she won't be concerned. Tell her that our brain doesn't register reason if we don't see money. Oh God Yes Tell her that our brain doesn't want us to come up with leads. We won't get leads if we don't see money. No way There's no way I'm going to pay you guys anything. Until you get the job done Go in there Do the job And I'll be waiting for you guys at home with the money. Where did she go? She has gone. She said that she would go and wait for us at home. If we complete the mission, we should go and meet her at home with the money. That she will be waiting for us at home with money That's crazy. Tell her She has gone. Go and call her. I don't have her phone number. What are you saying? Go and call her What are we going to do? This is confusing me. Calm down If we don't delay any longer Then we will rush off and go meet her. And tell her that we haven't finished the job. Perhaps You don't want to scam girls. So you don't think she'll realize we're lying? Stop now You want to scam girls A scam like that Okay I don't get one lead You don't get a lead Yes Akpan Just follow my lead I should follow your lead. Yes Follow my lead So guys Let me try to understand the nonsense the two of you are talking about Akpan sees a ghost And the ghost wants me to be a bad person for her. Actually Yes But Akpan and I don't know how to carry out the mission. That is why we are not going to involve someone like you. Involve me myself As a professional assassin I will be waiting. Don't waste my time Calm down There is no need to get angry. It's not free that the ghost is saying we will do the work. She said that she would pay us for this work. So the ghost isn't here right now. No No, she is not here. She is at home. She said she would go and wait for us at home. Yes So what is the reason the ghost wants a bad person? And who is the person the ghost wants? Well Actually The ghost didn't tell Akpan. She said Akpan is the ghost mouthpiece. I didn't hear from her directly. But Patoski We are not concerned with her mouthpiece. She is not concerned with us. We are concerned about their money The money where they are involved OK So how much did the ghost say she wants to pay? There is no money. I will block you 10 million The money is for Akpan. 10 million Akpan How much did the ghost say she wants to pay? 10 million It is 200 million What? It's 200 million that the ghost said she wants to pay. 200 million Koduma See your life Any minor disturbance When a person follows you You will do it like this. You don't like to cheat people. Come on Patosha It's not like that. You realize You know I just made a little joke. You know With a meager amount Before I called Gidi I was surprised by the actual amount. You know Koduma Let me tell you I don't like all these formal nice surprises. That you give me Anyway The advice I receive is We need to go and see. Babashu upload Make him tell us what we will do Right now Patoski You are the one That always behave like A pig born for a shrine You are the one That always pushes me You are the one That always tells me To move ahead Koduma This will not be an ordinary racket. The way we do As The racket does not involve ghosts. It will be good If we involve the gods as well I support Patoski I like your way of thinking. I support Especially Since I am the only one Seeing the ghost I am suspicious That the ghost Want to turn me into a ghost too? So let's go and see Babashu upload To know what is happening Exactly Because this matter It is a spiritual matter. Sometimes It will not be ordinary. But the person They take the wrong racket You mean to say The ghost Take you to the house Where the person Where he wants to take you Help and kill daily Yes, Father But we never do That kind of thing before Now why Our guy Tell me We have come to consult with you. Hey Are you a toto? Hmm What do you want me to do? What to do for you now Father I suggest That we come to see you You know Any step Where I want it I would like to come. Consult first But since This racket Is not ordinary I suggest That we come to meet you That you help us Ask the gods What to do We just want We want The soft work We want The purchase of this person When the ghost Buy something We want you to help us It will be reasonable. If you just help us Buy the person As we head to the company You give us something. We'll throw it. Inside the company Perhaps the individual Marshal will buy Or if you don't bring Gourd Then The person will need Flora You can call the flora Here We can send her. We will just Whip her there You know It is just Balancing It's all easy. The money The card will pay us. The ghost Will find something For her Yes Because it's big money Hmm She said she would pay us. Big money for the racket If you hear the amount That she said she would pay us She said she would pay us. 20 million She said 20 million She will pay us. The Dead Man 20 million What is that? 20 million Father, say no more 20 million The Dead Man Be careful Father You know who made Persi lie. 200 million The ghost From his death See Oduman Let me tell you something Old man, let me tell you something Persi Will not die Not a high body for Persi Will not die What are you talking about? You don't understand You don't tell Baba the whole truth So that everything Can be as it should be Yes The Dead Man And who among you said the ghost was dead? It is me I am the one who said the ghost is dead. I don't know why It's me. Send me your letter. For? Send me your letter What did the ghost say? For what? What is the meaning of the word "gogoje" in the Kiala language? Efi Muamige must Kilun Shelle I'm saying it. God doesn't show me You should thank your star that you have come here. You see this ghost we are talking about Naivu spirit The Naivu spirit, when we say they are not given a chance to enter heaven Because of his wickedness on earth Naivu spirit when they try to kill Because that one was infested and married The poison when you want to kill that Naivu spirit The Naivu spirit cannot drink. She mistakenly cannot die Hey! I don't know, say this racket Go get a clean leg Wow! Naivu spirit, when you love to kill When in their life The Naivu spirit sent you to make you kill for her. So what kind of ghost is this one? She was a hero to someone when she was alive. Even now, when she died She is still a hero to someone. A hero ghost I can warn you Especially you When you see her When you see this ghost again Tell her you don't want to do the job. Make her leave you alone But Baba If I tell her like that She is a ghost. Won't she kill me out of anger? Won't she kill me? Nothing she will do She can do nothing. Thank you That's all Thank God we went to see that Baba Hey guys Make her tell the truth Mama, just tell me She gets as this racket be Me too Even me The one you are acquiring What's up? I am not the reason What are the reasons? Wait What if I were to say this, Baba? Want to try calling or become our client? Our client? Which client is there? The ghost What if Baba wants someone? The ghost to issue? Talk about the deal with her. Pay the fine Give her Then she will collect The 200 million from her What do you mean? Maybe everyone Will decide People like you are just racket. Where your mind differs back The problem is We are not using our brain. To the full capacity Anyway Forget what Baba said We are planning To carry out this mission Straight up See Akbar I am not interested. In playing racket With an evil spirit I'm out Right? I'm out You are a witch, Akbar. Even me I'm not sleeping in that house. This night I am with you You are a witch, Akbar. Akbar Ghost Are you a ghost? If you hear me I beg you to come out We need to reason. Akbar did not do the racket again. So Welcome And what happened to Akbar? Well, Akbar said He does not have the mind To circumvent the issue But me I have the liver, the kidney And the mind To get around them But I will need Some more deposit For us to run You mean You haven't done the job? Oh no Which of you Everyone knows Are you a ghost? I am not a ghost If I don't do it You are not going to know I am not a ghost If I don't do it I will need some more advance From those 200 million If not 100 million Or 120 If you just do 190 I don't mind Maybe I will need 10 million I will run Which 200 million? Guy We don't want to see that kind of money. If I get 200 million I will follow you. And fight you So Wait So you are on our street You don't get 200 million Anywhere Yes Now Let me make a face Go with your friend I don't see you Where is the ghost? So you want me To walk beside the lady For free? Now the deal will be that But now Don't fold my hand Now you follow What I am saying Because you will be very Dishonest And you are a ghost Now you will be Actually for a human being You are corrupt. Now You are not a ghost. You are a corrupt official. You and me Will not be the same Guy Leave matters For matters But because I don't want The boat for hellfire You don't want the boat For hellfire In fact I'm not saying you will Really a ghost That boat Now you will be So you don't want the boat. For hellfire It's boring. Well That's your luck You should enjoy it Don't come up From my house You will be You will not be Pure Dead or alive That's why You and me Don't have things in common The reason Perhaps I will come and carry you. Before you go to hellfire Instead You don't get family members. You don't get village boys. To carry you to hellfire In fact I'm not saying you'll become a ghost I'm not saying you will become a harmful person. You can't harm me That's what I've been Rising up before But you remember that day When I found something From that table It gave me an idea That I will feed you To the runner I will use tools To the runner You will use tools Ghosts here They use tools. Asshole What is it? Where Is I Fatoski What's the problem? What's happening? What's the problem? What's happening? Ghosts Why are you carrying me? Before I go to hellfire Ghosts don't want to carry you to hellfire You are a ghost. Wait a minute It's good for you What are you doing here? Why are you coming here? I will not work with her again. Things will be different. Spencer Who asked you? Wait Why are you acting like this? You're welcome. I said stop You said you didn't like me. I said I don't like you. Allah be with you and peace be upon you