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Schönen guten Tag, meine lieben Deutschlernende.
Good day, my dear learners of the German language.
In this module, we will do not focus at all on grammar or on orthography or on anything boring.
It is all about how the natives speak German.
This is basically something which you should consume while you are on your sofa,
have a cold beer and simply try to take a swim in the rich environment of the German language.
Before we start, a couple of questions.
What is actually a native?
This is not that easy to answer, at least not in today's Germany.
There are two reasons.
One is that there are many dialects.
Germany is a very diverse country linguistically speaking.
If you look at the map, there are actually layers.
The further north or south you go, the more different the languages are.
They are not really related to each other.
For instance, if you have ever been to the Netherlands, the language they are speaking,
their Flemish, is actually very, very close, almost identical,
to a former dialect spoken in today's northern part of Germany.
We call it Plattdeutsch, which is now more or less extinct.
There are not that many people, at least not in our generation, who are capable of speaking that.
English actually has this Plattdeutsch as a fundament.
If you go to the middle part of Germany, around Frankfurt, maybe close to Luxembourg,
there you have dialects which are from a different language family again.
Then if you go to the south, it changes again.
The dialect is different, but they are all natives.
They are using idioms which are differing a lot.
Then there is also the aspect of immigration,
mostly labourers which came to Germany after the Second World War.
It started in the 1950s with southern Europe,
and then in 1961-62 also a couple of million people from Turkey were coming.
These people now are third, fourth generation.
You can actually call them Germans, they are not really Turks anymore, or Italians,
but they have also contributed in changing German,
because they brought their own words, they brought their own culture,
so also the expressions have changed quite substantially.
As I said, this module will have nothing to do with grammar.
We are going into pronunciation,
because this is the backbone of what nativity might actually be.
I'm going to go through a couple of expressions, idioms, any language has them.
German obviously as well.
German had a lot of world-famous philosophers, world-famous poets,
like Goethe, Schiller, Immanuel Kant, and so on.
Yes indeed, our national philosopher is called Kant, but written differently.
We go through a couple of regional differences and cultural specifications.
The structure will basically be pronunciation,
we go a little bit through the slang, we go through the dialects,
and in the end we also try to introduce ourselves into German humour.
Indeed, we have a little bit of it,
because usually when you ask around,
the Germans do not really have the reputation of being the most humorous people.
I disagree, I love the German humour,
and I will also try to explain or show you why it is this way.
And if we have a little bit of time left,
we will also try to take over the world and win the World Cup in soccer.
German is a very rich language,
especially because it is so strong in philosophy over the last centuries.
It was after all a German guy who translated the Bible into German,
but from there it actually spread.
It was Martin Luther, not Martin Luther King, in the 16th century,
and this also has contributed a lot to the richness of the German language,
because in Central Europe, what we today call Germany,
many people started to learn to read and write much, much earlier
than you have in many other cultures.
And as I already mentioned,
consume this module with a cold beer, simply relax,
don't really focus on the grammar, it's not at all about that.
Zum Wohne is what Germans often say when they knock their glasses.
It is kind of a cheers.
This is exactly what I wish you.
May you be good.
And I'm looking forward to go with you through this module.
Bye bye.
Willkommen zurück.
Welcome back.
The last lesson was about affirmation.
This lesson is about showing disproval.
How can you say nein in German more creatively?
Obviously, nein means no.
There is absolutely no misunderstanding about that.
But we have a huge arsenal in Kato to spice things up a little bit.
For instance, you have words which actually mean nein,
but in different dialects or in different social classes.
You can, of course, say nee, a long nee,
or you can say nö.
Nö is something – don't use it, actually, if I think about it –
because it has something.
You don't just disprove with the subject,
you also disprove with the person in a certain way.
So nö is very, very…
For instance, you should not do this with a teacher
if you are seven, eight, nine years old,
and you should usually not talk to.
Obviously, you are not.
I just give you the context.
Nö has something impolite in it.
Nah.
Nah, on the other hand,
almost the same as nö.
Nah is direct, and it is not impolite.
It is simply the way how Bavarians say no.
Instead of nein, the Bavarians say nah.
Nope, I heard it's coming from English,
but not that often.
Nicht is something which you use with verbs.
So it is the negation of verbs.
Many people say,
Ich spiele nein Tennis.
I don't play tennis.
No, no, nicht nein.
You say, Ich spiele nicht Tennis.
It is sort of an adverb,
because it describes how a verb is.
Nicht and nein should never be confused.
They are not interchangeable.
Nie, never.
This is actually quite strong.
Niemals is the longer version of nie.
Nichts means nothing.
So nicht negates the verb,
and, by the way, also an adjective.
Ich bin nicht groß.
I am not tall.
Nichts is nothing.
So it does not really negate.
It is a concept.
You can actually make a whole philosophy of the nichts.
The Germans actually did that.
This is why we give money to universities.
Niemand means nobody,
and nirgends means nowhere.
Other alternatives.
Auf keinen Fall.
In no case.
This is actually already,
you actually make a point.
Möchtest du heute in die Schule?
Would you like to go to school today?
Auf keinen Fall.
In no case.
Auf gar keinen Fall.
This gar actually makes it even stronger.
So it's basically more or less,
not just in no cases,
in minus three cases,
if this were possible.
Ausgeschlossen.
Excluded.
Ausgeschlossen.
Also a very, very strong point you make.
It is absolutely excluded.
Komplett ausgeschlossen.
Keineswegs.
No way.
Mitnichten is sort of a no.
Not so often used.
Rather high level of German and strong.
It is a strong negation.
Mitnichten.
Negativ.
It is the same as we had in the last lesson.
The positive is jargon,
and I consider it slightly arrogant
if somebody says that.
But nevertheless,
I included it on the list
because I heard it before.
Nicht doch.
This doch is very, very tricky in German,
and we could write a whole book
for foreigners just to explain
where doch can be used.
Nicht doch here has sort of a,
it weakens the nicht a little bit
in a certain way that it is self-evident
that we don't do it.
Then you can say,
ach, nicht doch.
Because you imply by saying nicht doch
that your conversation partner
also sort of knows it,
but does it anyway.
Something like this.
You could basically use it for a child
which knows the rule,
is not allowed to do this,
does it anyway,
ach, nicht doch.
Something like this.
Goes in this direction.
Nicht im Entferntesten is quite strong
because you have this stem structure here.
This is a superlative as well.
Entfernt means far away.
So not even in the furthest away place
am I going to do that or find that
or whatever.
The same applies to nicht im Geringsten.
Gering means very, very little.
Weit gefehlt means very, very far away
from the truth.
Dengste.
Dengste is something
where you put yourself superior
to the other guy.
Dengste basically means thanks too.
It translates,
this is what you think.
Then you need to basically kind of,
it is a little bit arrogant,
you should never say dengste
to somebody at work,
but in a very friendly environment
you can actually use it.
This slang after all,
fehlanseige.
Fehlanseige is more or less
wrong info on the display.
Die Anzeige is the display
and fehlanseige basically is
that you have an error on the display.
Gott behüte oder Gott bewahre.
Behüten, bewahren is pretty much
the same here.
It is God beware.
So may God be on our side
and so we do not have contact with this.
Gott behüte, Gott bewahre.
Ist nicht.
Here I wrote ist nicht with T
which is grammatically correct.
Very often the T is swallowed.
Ist nicht.
And also the T of nicht is nicht.
Then in the end it basically means
is not.
This is a very, very slang way
to express this.
Prüfer kein Gedanke.
No thought.
Also something quite strong.
Keine Spur.
No trace.
So you see,
we have a very, very rich arsenal
for many circumstances
and this is also just the beginning.
So you could actually fill whole books
just the way how Germans can express
their disproval
because the German culture
is rather perfectionistic.
Maybe this is the reason why
they have these good cars
and many other technological stuff.
They are very, very rigid
also to themselves
but also to others
so they disapprove quite often.
It is almost kind of a killer
of the German culture
and the Germans are significantly
more direct than the Anglo-Saxons are.
So when you are coming from cultures
which are not that direct
where openly expressed politeness
is almost mandatory.
This would be the Middle East,
for instance.
This might be China,
Japan, for instance.
For a Japanese,
the Germans might actually be over-direct.
This might actually cause
a little bit of problems.
But also for the Americans,
when Americans come to Germany,
we are significantly more direct
and you see this with the way
how many ways you have to disapprove.
If you are not quite sure
whether you want to say yes or no
but you still want to make a statement
then we have a hybrid
and this is called Jein.
Jein is basically Ja und Nein
in the same word.
For instance,
wollen wir heute ins Kino gehen?
If you answer Jein,
this basically means
the question is
do we want to go to the cinema tonight
or today actually.
Then it means
maybe yes,
you would like to go to the movies
but on the other hand
it's raining outside
or the sun is shining
and you might also go to the park
to play table tennis.
So you are kind of undecided.
A very bad example would be
Schatz, findest du mich zu fett?
Which means honey,
do you consider me too fat?
If here you answer Jein,
this might actually cause
a big explosion inside your house.
Obviously,
the only answer acceptable here
is Auf gar keinen Fall.
In absolute no case.
Very well then,
I hope that you have no explosions
inside your house under your roof.
I hope that you are good.
I hope that you are enjoying life
and see you next time.
Bye bye.
Hallo, wie geht's?
Hi, how are you doing?
In this lesson,
we want to go through the greetings.
Just imagine the unimaginable.
You actually meet someone in real life
which is a huge pleasure after all,
especially after the last 18 months
we are opening up.
So now you are meeting a friend
or you are meeting actually
not a friend,
but somebody new.
It is in Germany
and you do not know what to say.
Before we go into that,
it is also very important
how to say
and what kind of gestures
are acceptable
or not so acceptable in Germany.
Should you smile?
Should you not smile?
Because there are actually cultures
where you are supposed to smile
and there are cultures
where you are not really supposed to smile.
Handshake, yes and no,
or in general,
the body position,
basically the technical stuff
and we are going to deal with this
exactly now.
Germans are uncomplicated.
They are actually very, very easygoing
so you will not really have any problems
because they will tolerate
pretty much everything.
Actually, I cannot really make up
any kind of exception to that.
The body position is common sense,
maybe 80 centimeters apart,
but please do not measure it.
It's clearly further away
than what you have in the Arab world,
for instance.
Arabians like to be very close to each other,
but it is also not really distant.
It is somewhere in between culturally,
so body position is okay.
Usually, Germans do not kiss
when they are greeting
and obviously meaning
that the French, for instance,
where they have their baiser,
one, two, three,
I think that in Switzerland
it's two or the other way around.
It's very, very difficult.
These two countries actually have wars
just because of the question
how many kisses do we have to give
when we greet.
In Germany, kisses are not common,
especially not among men.
In Southeastern Europe,
Romania, and Turkey,
men actually, when they greet,
especially the older generation,
they actually also, like the French,
they kiss each other.
This is not really common in Germany.
A hug is totally okay with friends,
also with women.
Absolutely no problem to simply hug.
Usually without a kiss,
so basically the heads
are just passing each other,
but there is no real lip-cheek contact.
Smiling is always welcome,
but you don't really have to,
so there is no rule.
As far as this is concerned,
I would simply smile.
Why not?
It costs nothing,
and it simply breaks the ice,
but there are no real rules,
so in no way do you have to show
reservation or something.
The Germans are actually
quite emotional people.
Even though they appear robotic,
they are not.
They actually invented romanticism
by the mid-19th century,
believe it or not.
The handshake is quite common sense,
not too tight,
not too weak.
Somewhere in the middle,
the handshake is pretty much international,
and important,
women also practice the handshake.
If you are coming from Western Europe,
you might ask yourself,
why is this guy mentioning this?
Because there are actually
quite a few cultures
where you shake the hand of a woman
maybe when you meet her the first time,
but when you meet her
the second or third time,
or the 100th time,
you don't really shake her hand anymore.
This is something
which in Germany is practiced.
You simply shake the hand of a woman
if you do not hug each other
for a greeting.
Very well then,
what can you say
after the technical part is settled?
You can say,
and this is the absolute standard
you can do nothing wrong
when you say that,
you simply say,
Guten Tag.
Good day.
Guten Tag.
Bonjour.
It is pretty much the counterpart to that.
In the southern part of Germany,
you can also,
but it is a little bit out of fashion
because God has come out of fashion
in Germany lately,
you can say,
Grüß Gott,
which means,
greet God.
Very popular in Bavaria,
very popular in the rural areas
of Baden-Württemberg
where the Swabians
and Bavarians live,
cities like Stuttgart
and everything which is south of it.
You might also hear it in Austria.
In Switzerland,
they have their own way
to greet each other.
They say,
Grüezi.
I hope I pronounced it correctly.
But a Guten Tag always goes
and my favorite,
what you see both in this lesson
is basically my personal favorite.
I usually use Schönen Guten Tag
simply because Schön
sounds nice
but it also means beautiful.
So Schönen Guten Tag
is something I usually use
in a formal setting.
Then you have the handshake
and obviously then you do not really hug
when it is a little bit more formal.
This is how I like it.
Then you might also say
something casual
also to break the ice
but also show that you are adhering
to a certain social protocol.
You can simply say,
I'm glad to see you.
Es freut mich, Sie zu sehen.
I'm glad to see you.
Es freut mich, Sie wieder zu sehen.
If you do not see for the first time,
to see you again.
Or if you see for the first time,
you can also say,
Es freut mich, Sie kennen zu lernen.
It is a pleasure to meet you,
to make your acquaintance.
Or you could also say,
Es ist mir eine Freude.
It is a pleasure.
Es ist mir eine Freude.
Also very, very polite.
And as a response,
if somebody tells you,
Es ist mir eine Freude,
then you can actually say,
the pleasure is on my side
which would be,
Die Freude ist auf meiner Seite.
It is a very nice reply
to any of these four here
because they all imply
a certain kind of joy you are having.
Obviously, these are just examples.
But when you stick to these ones
for the beginning
and you choose one of them
which you like most
because they all have mostly the same level,
then you should be very, very good
for the beginning.
And then with time,
you will hear what the Germans are saying.
And then eventually,
you will find your preference.
If you are in a casual setting,
of course, you can say
the internationally accepted,
Hallo,
which in German is pronounced,
Hallo.
Even though, Hallo,
I don't really like
because the Hallo has a little bit more of this,
Oh, in the end,
it is more melodic.
So, Hallo is actually nice in English.
Hallo is something way too,
I don't like it,
but it is used
just for you to know.
Hi has been taken over
from the English-speaking world.
So, Hi is totally acceptable,
especially among adolescents.
No problem whatsoever.
What I like is,
Grüß dich.
Grüß dich is somewhere
between formal and casual.
It is pretty much in the middle.
Do you remember,
Grüß Gott.
Grüß dich means,
I greet you.
If you can pronounce it.
Actually, it is quite good
that we have Grüß dich
because it also exercises
your pronunciation of the Umlaut Ü
and it also exercises
Sch.
Do you remember?
Ch.
Dich.
Grüß dich.
Wie geht es dir?
How are you?
The Germans are not as focused
on asking,
How are you?
Instead of,
Hello or good day.
In the English-speaking world,
especially in Australia,
New Zealand,
pretty much,
they use,
How are you?
Very, very quickly.
Or,
How are you doing?
Instead of,
Hello.
Or,
Instead of saying anything else
for greeting.
So,
very often,
you have a very,
very intelligent conversation.
How are you?
Makes no sense whatsoever,
but this is how they greet each other.
In German,
you usually also say something before.
So,
I would not just approach you
and say,
Wie geht's?
I would at least say,
Hallo.
Or,
Hi.
Or,
Grüß dich.
Wie geht es dir?
Also,
Wie geht es dir?
sounds a little bit better
than Wie geht's?
Wie geht's?
is basically a very,
very casual thing
to say.
And,
in the formal thing,
it would be,
Wie geht es Ihnen?
This would be in a
rather formal setting.
Lange nicht gesehen.
Long time no see.
Lange nicht gesehen.
Always goes
in a casual setting.
And,
of course,
a small compliment,
Du siehst gut aus.
It doesn't matter
whether you actually
mean it or not.
If you don't mean it,
be a good liar
and then it is
absolutely
no problem.
You must have an
authentic smile with it
and this also
opens up
the conversation
and the other
person starts
to feel
good.
Very well done.
I hope that this
might be a guide
for you
from the very beginning
when you step into
the cold German
waters.
And,
with the time,
you will see
the Germans appear robotic
but they are
actually quite
nice people.
Especially after
a couple
of beers.
Very well done.
I hope that you are good.
I hope your fridge
is powerful enough
to bring beer
at the right temperature
and see you
in the next lesson.
Bye bye.
Tschüss.
If you
do not
like
someone
but if you want
to make
a kind of joke,
you can actually
start a conversation
by saying
Tschüss.
What does
Tschüss possibly mean?
It is one
of the ways
how Germans
take their
leave
of someone.
So,
obviously,
this is not
the most polite
thing to do.
Very well,
then,
we still
in this lesson
are going
to focus
on how
can you
actually
leave
a conversation.
So,
let's assume
you have greeted
each other
and then both
have pulled
out your
cellphones,
checked three
highly unimportant
but important
enough messages.
Then,
there was a little bit
of a superficial
conversation
and then there is
this uneasy
moment.
Everybody wants to go
but we have
to kind of say
something.
No,
jokes aside.
Simply,
how can you
leave a conversation
politely
in German?
This is pretty much
what we are going
to focus on
in this lesson.
The physical
aspect,
the technical
aspect is very,
very intuitive.
We have dealt
with the way
how we greet
each other
also physically
in the last lesson.
So,
you simply have a
handshake.
Here,
a smile
definitely
is advisable
because otherwise
you would imply
that you didn't
really have a nice
time.
Allowed are hugs
indeed,
especially in a
casual or in a
very,
very friendly
environment.
In special cases,
you might have
kisses as well
but this is
rather
random.
You might actually
have it between
good friends
when they are
of the opposite
sex,
then indeed
you might
actually have
kisses on
the cheek
but here
Germans are
a little bit
more reserved.
As a benchmark,
if you would
consider East Asians
rather distant
and you would
consider the
Latin people
in southern
Europe or in
South America
rather touchy,
the Germans are
pretty much
in between.
They are not
too touchy,
they are not
too distant
and the general
rule is
the more
work-related
the environment
is,
the more distant
they get
and the more
beer-related
the environment
is,
the more
touchy they get.
They actually
get extraordinary
touchy when
they are
heavily
alcoholized.
A big
difference
to the
Anglo-Saxon
world,
the regular
pub fight
is not
really common
in Germany.
So when
you go
through
London
after
maybe
8,
9,
10 pm,
actually
at every
second
corner
you find
two
white-collar
guys
kind of
knocking
horns
over an
issue
and then
they go
back to
the threshold
and they
drink together.
This seems
to be
pretty much
their culture.
In Germany
this is
not really
the case.
The Germans
actually
tend to
become
rather
soft,
rather
emotional
when they
are
alcoholized.
Psychologically
speaking,
this is actually
a very
interesting
aspect
and I
sometimes
like to
go
deeper
into
this.
But in
general
I would
say
alcohol
is,
so if
your
religion
allows
you,
the
occasional
beer
actually
opens
you
quite a
few
doors
in that
culture.
Not just
in Germany,
also in
other
north and
northwest
European
cultures.
So,
what exactly
can you
actually
say?
In a
formal setting
you would
say
the
classic
Auf Wiedersehen.
Auf Wiedersehen
simply
means
to
see
you
again.
This is
very,
very neutral.
You cannot
make any
mistake
whatsoever.
It corresponds
to the
Guten Tag
at the
beginning.
Auf Wiedersehen
in the
end.
It is a
little bit
funny,
but when
you talk
to someone
on the
phone,
you actually
don't say
Auf Wiedersehen.
They mean
it really
literally.
They say
Auf Wiederhören,
to hear
you again.
In this
logic,
actually,
two
boxers
should
actually
say
Auf Wiederschlagen,
happy to
beat you
again.
I don't
think that
they actually
say that,
but Auf Wiederhören
exists indeed.
It is
pretty much
the official
way how you
end a phone
conversation
in Germany.
If you want
to be a little
bit touchier,
a little bit
more warm-hearted,
then you can
say Auf baldigen
Wiedersehen.
Baldig means
basically
to see you
soon,
to see you
again soon.
It is also
very, very polite
to do so.
You can say
Bis bald,
which in
French would
be the
A bientôt,
which is
also a way
of see you
soon,
but shorter.
You can say
Bis später,
später means
later,
so Bis später,
see you later.
When the
Germans say
Bis später,
this implies
that you
indeed have
an appointment
with them
or a meeting
on the same
day,
just later on.
They are not
that superficial
as the
Anglo-Saxon
hemisphere is,
but in the
Anglo-Saxon
world,
when somebody
says
see you
later,
this does
not necessarily
mean that
in two or
three hours
you see
this person
again.
In Germany,
it actually
implies that.
Otherwise,
you would
rather say
Bis bald,
but not
see you
later.
They are
here,
not superficial
at all.
Oder
Machen Sie es gut
oder
I'm very glad
to see you
soon
again.
This is actually
one of the
nicest ways
to put it
in a formal
way,
because you say
yes,
it was nice
that I had
met you
and I would
also like to
see you
again.
And this
also implies
as quickly
as possible.
The casual
thing is
here we have
actually this
word I used
at the
beginning.
Tschüss.
Tschüss is,
I think,
the most often
used one.
It simply
corresponds to
hi or
hello.
I don't like
it.
The reason I don't
like it is
because it does
not sound
very nice.
It kind of
resembles
somebody
throwing a
tomato
against the
window.
It has
this kind
of splash
sort
of
sound.
Tschüss,
I do not
really like,
but it is
used.
I do not
know where
it comes
from,
the origin,
but it is
very, very
popular.
On the other
hand,
we have
the Swabian
diminutive.
Swabia is
where Stuttgart
is located,
the southwestern
part of
Germany.
There,
they have
the Swabian
diminutive
with L, E
at the end,
so Tschüssle.
This is
actually very
nice.
Tschüss,
but when you
have this kind
of Tschüssle,
then this
le saves
the day.
This, on the
other hand,
I grew up
with it,
and I am
totally in
love with
this way
to actually
take your
leave in
a casual
surrounding.
You can
also use
Ciao.
Now,
many Italians
in Germany,
it's not that
far away,
South Germany,
Northern Italy,
is actually
just a couple
of hundred
kilometers,
only beautiful
Switzerland and
Austria are
in between.
So,
Ciao is
very nice
for whatever
reason.
I can't
remember when
I actually
got accustomed
to saying
Ciao,
and I'm
not referring
to any
dog breed
from East
Asia.
It is
simply the
way how I
usually take
my leave
of people.
For whatever
reason,
I actually
thought about
it when I
prepared this
here,
but I
use
Ciao,
Ciao
on the
phone,
but also
in real
life,
and of
course,
you can
say
Max Gut.
Max Gut
simply means
do it
well.
We also
have extraordinary
casual things
to say.
For instance,
I used to
have a
mate I
was living
together with
in Berlin
when I
was a
student.
He
said
Hau rein.
Hau rein
actually means
to punch,
to beat,
and Hau rein
in the
middle
basically,
or to
enter.
Basically,
Hau rein
means beat
life,
so live
life,
something like
this,
very friendly
but rough
friendly
language
level.
He actually
said
Haus
do.
It's
a short
form,
the fusion
of Haus
do.
Conjugated
Hau rein
is imperative.
Haus do
is conjugated
second person
singular.
Haus do
is also
something
in Berlin
very popular
among students,
pupils.
Bis denne.
Bis denne actually
means
bis dann.
Dann is
then.
It's basically
until then.
Bis denne
also
very, very
casual
but not
impolite
whatsoever.
But Haus do,
I haven't heard
that for quite some
time.
And funny,
we also have
deviations from
Tschüss,
which are
actually
quite funny.
Tschüssikowski.
It is an
allusion
to
the Russian
we have
around
2 million,
2.5 million
immigrants
from the
former
Soviet Union.
So Tschüssikowski
actually has
become quite
popular in
Germany.
I have
no idea
where
Tudelü is
coming from
but I
even heard
that in
movies.
It sounds
so strange.
Tudelü,
you have the
impression
that somebody
has had
two bottles
of absinthe
before saying
that.
But nevertheless
you hear it.
You hear
Tschüsschen.
Tschüsschen
is the
diminutive.
It's basically
the small
German
Also
quite cute.
Then we
have
Schü.
Just with
ü.
Not with
ü.
No idea
where this is
coming from.
I think
it's coming
from Northern
Germany.
But I
heard it in
movies a
couple of
times,
and more
recent movies.
It was
not popular
in my childhood, not in the southern part of Germany.
And of course, you can also be extraordinarily gross, because Germans have this gross, fake
sense of humor.
In within us, it is considered sense of humor, foreigners usually think we do not have a
sense of humor.
You can also say, ich mach jetzt mal die Vorhaut, which basically means I am imitating my foreskin,
so I'm pulling back.
But this is something you can only say to people you know very, very, very well, and
you are also aware that they are capable of saying the same thing to you, so it's no
insult whatsoever, then indeed, this is actually something acceptable.
Very well, Sue, we are also going to deal with the gross German humor a little bit later
on in this module.
Until then, I hope that you have a lot to laugh about in your life, enjoy your day,
and see you soon for the next lesson.
Bye-bye.
Willkommen zurück, welcome back.
This lesson is going to focus on quatsch, and you are going to learn what quatsch means
in a second.
This is a say which is attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte, a Frenchman who has characterized
the Germans as follows.
There is no more good nature, but also no more gullible people than the Germans.
No lie can be conceived treacherous enough, the Germans believe it.
They follow a slogan which was given to them to act against their own countrymen rather
than the real enemies of their country.
This is very, very interesting.
When I first read that, this is already dating back a couple of years, 10 years, I think,
I didn't really understand what he meant.
But once you have read something like this, and then you actually have a look at the society
you grew up in, you realize that there was a hint of truth in what he said.
After having travelled the world, you see that the Germans are actually quite rough
to each other, mostly to each other.
They are rather soft to the others, but rough to each other.
They have this tendency of sort of chopping their own boat when they are right in the
middle of the ocean.
So we have a lot of words which this lesson is basically in the context of how you express
disagreement, but it is here more colloquial because they have the tendency of disagreeing
in a way which makes you feel like I'm obviously not going to pronounce that word here.
I would consider it almost essential not necessarily that you know what they say,
but to understand why they are saying it.
It's not that they are impolite.
This is simply how they are.
They are very, very direct in expressing their disapproval.
You would rarely hear somebody from America or from any other Anglo-Saxon country, let
alone from East Asia, to disagree with you in such an in-your-face, almost punchy sort
of manner.
On the other hand, the advantage is that they open their bento, and when they open their
bento, this means that you usually do not have the huge explosion.
It is actually quite good that they disagree because once the Germans agree on something,
they tend to go all the way in the same direction, and this usually is not the best Europe can
hope for.
A word I heard very, very often addressed to me, because I'm the sort of person where
people agree with me, is quach.
I've heard quach so often.
Quach basically means absolute nonsense.
It is very, very close to quark.
Quark is some kind of a creamy cottage cheese, very popular among bodybuilders because it
has a lot of protein.
So quark actually became quach.
Somebody tells you, this is quach, this is very, very disapproving.
You basically, out of their opinion, said something or did something totally unacceptable,
usually going in the direction not so much of morality but of intellectuality.
It implies that they call me something that is quach.
They imply that I did something very stupid, not necessarily something bad morally.
It comes in phrases.
Das ist totaler quach, absoluter quach.
So ein quach.
Mach keinen quach.
Don't do this.
Don't be silly.
Sag keinen quach.
Don't talk nonsense.
So quach actually is sort of a way to express nonsense, more or less this would be the word.
It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
By the way, sense.
The Germans are crazy about their sin.
Der Sinn is the sense, but it is also, like in English, when you say, das macht keinen Sinn,
it makes no sense.
So it is about reasoning, but it is also the senses, like to smell or to taste or something
like this.
They have a lot of expressions going in this direction.
Der Unsinn, un, is a negation prefix.
So der Unsinn is basically also nonsense, something very silly.
Schwachsinn.
Der Schwachsinn actually also used to be among psychologists or psychiatrists a diagnosis
for somebody who has a mental deficiency.
And you also have the Schwachkopf.
Der Schwachkopf is an imbecile.
It's a very, very nice insult in German, which, of course, you should never use.
Holy Christ.
It's a swear word you should never use as a beginner in a foreign language.
And also, these senses are also coming in phrases.
For instance, das ist Wahnsinn.
Wahnsinn means that you are crazy, or das ist Schwachsinn.
Das ist totaler Schwachsinn.
It's absolute nonsense.
I heard that so many, so many times in my life addressed to me.
So actually, I feel quite familiar with them.
They're very popular, but not that rude.
One which I heard so often, muss nicht sein.
Muss nicht sein simply means there is a little bit of irony involved because müssen is a
modal verb, and it corresponds to must in English, but only in the positive way.
When you negate it, it becomes the opposite of what the English want to express.
When you say you must not, it actually means you are not allowed to do it.
The Germans negate müssen logically.
Müssen means you have to do something.
Nicht müssen means you are not obliged to do something.
It doesn't mean you're not allowed to.
This is a very, very important issue in the negation of this modal verb.
The Germans are logical here.
They don't make it something prohibited.
So when you say muss nicht sein, it means nobody forces you to do that, but it actually
implies let me in peace, don't do that.
So there is a little bit of irony involved in it.
I like this very, very much.
It's a subtle criticism.
Muss nicht sein basically means there is nobody holding you at gunpoint, forcing you to do
this imbecile stuff.
This nuance of how to negate müssen and must is very important because you can actually
make quite big mistakes as far as this is concerned.
Somebody tells you du musst das nicht machen actually gives you liberty.
You are not forced to do something.
If in English if somebody said you must not do that, it is actually a prohibition.
An unconditional no, how can you express this?
Nur über meine Leiche.
Die Leiche is a dead body or corpse only over my corpse.
So basically you would have to kill me and then you can actually step over me.
Nur über meine Leiche is something very strong.
You make your point.
But it is so common that it is meanwhile not necessarily rude, but I would still not really
use it in a work environment unless you know what and to whom you are saying.
Impolite on the other hand is du hast doch keine Ahnung.
Ah, you have no clue.
This is very pejorative.
You basically look down on the person you say that.
Don't use it.
At least not until you are nervous enough on somebody, but also proficient enough in
German to actually say du hast doch keine Ahnung.
I don't think I ever use that ever since I'm 12, 13, 14 years old because it is simply
a little bit too rude.
So I would rather not use it and under no circumstance this should be used for women.
This is simply additionally rude.
I would always refrain from that.
Very well done.
This was a brief introduction into this aspect of the German culture.
I hope that you found that a little bit helpful, maybe a little bit funny, and I'm looking
forward to see you for the next lesson.
Bye-bye.