Sending Huge Jumps In The Hills - Vlog 93

This is Jen Sox, the United States and world's biggest asshole champion, number 724. Looking pro and going slow, Duke Gomez. Welcome back to another ---- show. Alright fellas, just to let you guys know we do have our winner. Right here is Joseph Kaiser, he's our $500 winner for last week's video. And as always, we give away $500 for every single video that we pull out. So all you have to do to win the $500 is be someone that comments on the video. You have to comment on the video, I don't care what the comment is. You can put an emoji, you can tell me my nose is big, you can tell me John is a useless camera guy, I don't care. You have to comment, you have to like the video, and you must be a subscriber. Right now we are still in California, me and Johnny. We got the Stark, aka the Red Tank, loaded up. We're putting gas in the truck right now. We're meeting up with the boys and we are riding in the hills for the first time ever. Me and Johnny never been out in the hills in California. So we got a couple of the big dogs busting out some cool tricks and moves out in the hills. We don't know what the hell kind of ---- we're going to get into, but it's going to be fun. Never been out there, I'm very excited. Make sure you guys are rocking the merch, man. Thisjensux.com for all the best quality merch in the game. And you guys can use code DUKE25 for 25% off your entire order. Let's get into another magnificent video. Thank you guys always for the support. And stay tuned for greatness. We outside today. Yes, sir. Good morning, Johnny. What's up? Hey, you know what's cool? Public land. Public. Yes, sir. Hey, it's going to be a great day. Hey, get your ass off the phone. Let's go ride. Hey guys, today we're going to learn a lot of talent from this guy right here. Because apparently he's one of the best in the game. And he will pin it till the end. I like to pin it. I thought I messed up not wearing this. We got off the gas station. I was freezing my ass off. But surely it's going to be better. Is this cold to you technically? I'm from Louisiana, bro. So you know what cold is like. Yeah. Do you see snow in Louisiana? There's only snow like four times in Louisiana. Last year it snowed. Man, y'all look it up. Go on the Tik Tok app or whatever. And look up snow in the swamp. There are people out there duck hunting and ---- in the swamp. I want to kill some duck, man. That's fucked up. The ducks are supposed to be not harmed. They're supposed to be coming to X Games Louisiana. Hey, I'm going to be there. It's my birthday. So I make the rules for my birthday. We're going to be at X Games this year. We're going to get full access because of Y.O. He's going to give us VIP access. I'm going to do my best. And guess what? I'm going to hold him to that. And if he doesn't commit to what he's promising us, he will not be getting the This Gen Sucks sponsorship. Right now. We got you guys. Let's go. Come on in, pal. Ten minutes in, this guy's annoying the **** out of me. Just introducing himself like, Oh, who are you? I've never seen you before. I would hate to like, I hate to know him, actually. Honestly, I hate to know him. You do know him, though. I do know him. You must hate him. Are you going to hit jumps today? I'm very nice. I am. I don't know how nice I am, but if you, however nice I am, but if you get on my bad side, you'll see how bad I am. Really? Is it aggressive? No, it's good. We'll have a great day here. So you locals here, y'all understand it's public land. What up, Mr. Beanie? How you doing? Good to see you, brother. This is cold for you, huh? What's up, Jared? How you doing, bro? You got a ride in the Crocs today, bro. I know, dude. You got to be fucked out in this for like, three days in a row. Dude, that's what I just told him. I'm like, it hasn't rained in so long. Like, he got so ******* lucky. You gonna get Johnny on the bike today? I'm cruising. I haven't seen you ride. Did you bring a helmet? No, I don't have one. No helmet. Wow, we're just cruising. It's a hell of a trail ride. Dude, wait till the ridges that we go on and ----, bro. You're gonna be like tripping. Are you dead ass? Yeah. Nah, is he ******* with me? I think you got it, dude. You can do anything, dude. If anybody pull it off... I don't have a... I didn't even think of that. Dude. Come on, Johnny. You've been acclimated to this life, bro. You need to like... I know. That's why I'm so acclimated. I don't need a helmet. You know what I'm saying? Big dick ----. He don't know about that. He don't. He needs ******* knee pads. He needs ******* dick pads. He needs his ******* vibrator. Tampon pads. You know what I'm saying? He rides with a vibrator in. Isn't that crazy? I actually didn't know that either. Yeah, I didn't know that either. You sticking in for him? Nah. I watched him. I watched him do it. Everybody thinks you look like Woody. Every single person. Yo, can we... Can you make something funny where it cuts into an edit of him like an AI video of him dressed as Woody? Can you just walk towards me real quick? Ryan, walk towards me real quick. Let's see if we can do it. For a while, doesn't even know Woody from Toy Story because he's too busy riding. Bro, you know what I did before I ******* rode these damn dirt bikes? What'd you do? Ride horses? I was a ******* cowboy. He rode horses and dick. I knew he was going to say something stupid. No, he don't mean it. He don't mean it. He just run his mouth. Wow, bro. I didn't realize you had personality, bro. I didn't realize you had... That's it, Horde. Get the ******* X and O. Get me tuned up. Your head at Hill Jam? You've been funny ever since. Before then. Since way before then. All right, so the legend of freestyle. The legend of whips. The legend of just being a legend. W-Y-O A-K-A Y-O Because you a ho. It's all right, though. Because you don't got a no. I like to shop. I like to shop at Five Below. Yo, that's where they get sold. You go to Five Below, you can grab those right here. That's why I said it. Well, listen. The fellas over at No Cap have not sponsored the system yet, but we are working towards a legendary deal with the fellas. We're going to give them a little bit of a test run here. We got No Cap Soda Pop right in my ass. Zero caffeine, natural flavor. Sour watermelon. Fellas, if you struggle getting bitches, it's because you ain't drinking the right ----. Watch this. Dog ----. Oh, come on. No, I'm just kidding. Now, honestly, I'm going to be honest with you. You know what it tastes like? It's like sour patch watermelon in a can. If you're someone that likes candy like my shitty-ass camera guy because he's got a bullshit-ass *******... He's got like a... What is it called? What's candy? It's... Not caffeine. Sugar. John's got a sugar addiction because he's gay. But now, honestly, No Cap, shout out to you guys. Zero calories. Zero gram sugar. Zero caffeine. So you're not... You're not going to be gay if you drink it, but it is good flavor. Yeah, I'm definitely straight. Shout out, No Cap. Everyone's riding today. All right, we got all the boys out right now. We're going to do a little trail run. I look goony as **** with the GoPro, but we're going to get some GoPro content. Look at Ryan back in the saddle. He's got no boots on. He's got baggy-ass California pants. Lyle's going to be going, Yo, is there anything out there you can flip? You know what? It's time to lock the **** in. Hey, I like those goggles. Hey, don't forget to turn the GoPro on. Oh, yeah. But I like mine more. My goggles are way better. Shout out, Havoc. I've said it before. The keeping score For plastic awards Remarks and torts Familiar words I've said it before I'm out of this town There's nothing here For you to adore I've said it before I'm out of this town There's nothing here You said I am In over my head Actually? Yeah. Do I look mad goony? No, you're killing it. I gotta do what you said, though, and throw the bars back this way. I could throw it up like this. If you stay on the throttle, once you get off the takeoff, your front end will lift. And if you do that same thing, just start working into that. Yeah, but I saw it go back, and I got so scared, my foot came off. It's also a little sketchy because it's windy right now. Yeah, but I got a little greasy. Yeah, there was one up there, and you went pretty sideways. It's funny, because you were going so straight off it, and then when I told you, like, yo, put a little twist into it. Literally, ever since then, you've been doing it. Yo, that one kid throws such nice whips. But, bro, they ride out here all the time. I bet I would get my whips good if I rode this all the time. You'd get a lot better, yeah. Oh, dude. Dude, you got lucky on that one. The hole before it is so sketchy. Dude, I almost just died. Did you get that? Yeah. Dude, that was bad. And the wind, sorry. We're blaming it on the wind. Yeah, that's fine. And that stupid-ass ******* bridge that they built. What did you think of the hill? I'll be honest, bro, like, I can't even describe how fun, like, being out here is on a bike. Like, it's actually, like, I hope you people watching at home that don't live in California or just, I mean, I don't live in California. I live out in Florida. I'm on the other side of the ******* country. But it's like, and they have a bunch of places out here you could rent bikes. Like, you could go to a place, you could rent a bike for a ******* week. Like, you gotta *******, you gotta come out here, bro. Like, that was just, and it's just the people out here are awesome. Like, everybody throws down. Like, there's not one ******* goon. Like, I am literally, and I'm not even saying I'm fast anywhere I go, but, like, I'm the slowest dude in the group. And, like, you know, I'm an average sea rider, I would think, at best. John's finger is absolutely smoked. I keep staring at it. Look at that thing. But absolutely fun day. Huge shout out to Ryan and Wyo and all these guys for showing us around the hills and ----. We just got news that we're going to Twitch's house tomorrow. So that's going to be a cool video that you guys are going to see. But 10 out of 10 day. 11 out of 10 day. The GoPro content's going to be sick. John got a bunch of drone shots. So you guys are in for a treat with content. It's only getting better and it's only getting great. Successful day. We out. Sorry for the pause. And here's a quick commercial break sponsored by Motifest. Fellas, the time has officially come. I am officially hosting my first ever motocross event. Fellas, we got a $50,000 payout. You heard me. $50,000 up for grabs. We're paying out to super mini riders, pro riders, amateur riders, two stroke riders, and even fellas on the pit bikes. So come hang out at the Motifest. Come make some money and come have a good time. And if you fellas don't feel like racing, we have ride days. We have concerts. We have best whip competitions. We have vendors. We have food trucks. We got it all, baby. And make sure you fellas bring your mother, your father, your sister, your aunt, your uncle. You can even bring your cat and your dog. We're over here at Paradise MX at the Motifest. Come hang out and come have a good time. All right, fellas. We made it. We're in beautiful Lake Elsinore Raceway out in Lake Elsinore, California. We got Ryan that showed up with the Stark. Big, big, big, big shout out to Ryan Ritter. As much as he's a piece of ----, he is a good guy and he does take care of me and Johnny and he's always there for us when we need a bite. So we will be riding the tampon today. It's going to be absolutely fun. Track looks amazing. We got a lot of big dudes out here. We got Wyo that's going to be throwing some sick whips. We got Vicky Golden, one of the fastest freestyle chicks in the game. So going to be a fun day. Make sure you guys are rocking the merch, man. And using the code Duke25 at checkout. This isn't an intro but we're still going to promote it. ThisGenSucks.com. Make sure you guys are rocking it. I love yous all. Let's get into another sick video in California. Like oversized, not like... He wears a 42 by 42. You're the only person in California that wears a 42 by 43. And let me ask you something. When you grew up in Buffalo, is that... Did you wear that? Like was that your go-to style? Like you know what? I want to go extra... Like I could swim in your pants I feel like if I wore them. Like you have the same size pants as Lizzo. Same exact pants. Size and everything. You like to think I look cute, right? That type of ----? Terrible. Yo, when I go... So my main goal, right? You see that? This is your *******... I could listen to music. This is Dildo popping into his ******* ear at the other end of it. No, I'm going to listen to Sexy Red. Yo, what do you think this is when I come out here? Like you think this is a game? I'm ******* out here on a Saturday I paid money to bring your ******* bikes out. At what point did you spend money to bring my bike here? Look it. Six ******* dollars. Six dollars and six cents. You ******* owe me. Did you have to pay for me? You know what's crazy? DBK pays them that hourly. They pay them $6.85 hourly. You know what you are to DBK? You're the inflatable in front of the car wash that goes like this because you're literally built like that. Perfect, bro. Please have a check engine light. How gay is that? You ******* ride one full time. You should know. Mine has a check engine light too. Yours also has a dildo that fucks yourself and fucks you in the ass halfway through the moto. Yeah, dude. You didn't even get any prep, nothing. What are you doing? He didn't even give me a chance to ******* pull it out of his van. What are you going to do if I **** it up? I didn't sign nothing. I want him to actually go over the bike right now. He's just retarded. He's like a little kid. He gets too excited. I should have just loosened the front axle on the ******* wheel. Oh my God. Can we dance again? Just we used to do. Could you be a friend? Or are you going to do whatever you like? Can we dance again? Quick day at Elzenor? Yeah. Honestly, guys, if you're going to go to any track out in the west coast, I would highly recommend Lake Elzenor. They got a whole new crew that redid the entire track. Great quality dirt. Ruts that you could trust. Let's say that. Ruts that you could get into and think to yourself, I'm not going nowhere. I'm going in this thing and I'm coming out alive. Now, to my right, and for you guys, it's probably to your left, we have someone that isn't experienced in ruts. We have someone that doesn't have the capacity, the drive. I grew up in the west coast. Yeah, but you don't have that mentality of like, no fucks given, I'm going to give it my all and have the best, just the quality of like, the mechanics. You don't have the mechanics to be a good rider. You just wake up, think, okay, I have 20k on Instagram. I am part of DBK. I have friends that I leveraged for fame and I use people for clout. Now, we get it. We all support that. I'm very appreciative of all the things you've done for me. If it wasn't for this guy, we wouldn't have an electric bike for you guys to make fun of. So we do got to give this guy the special shout out. But at the same time, it's like, it hurts me to see myself around someone that is a bitch. Like, it's like, all jokes aside, like, it's kind of embarrassing for me because you are who you surround yourself with. You surround yourself with a pussy. You turn out to be a pussy. And I've noticed I've been doing more insurance wipes after shitting because I'm a bitch now and it might be because of the Ritter family and I'm not trying to put his family in jeopardy but I don't even think his family even likes the guy. Like, you know what I mean? But he's good. He's spectating today and, you know, at the end of the day, guys, we do it for him. And for you guys watching back at home, you're probably sitting on your couch getting all the entertainment that you could possibly receive. I want you to go to this guy's Instagram page and I want you to write, you're a cunt. How do you know I can do this stupid ----? Because they do it. I know. They do it. They go to your page. They do. But now, what happens when they go to your page? What do your profilers do? Did you get this, Adrian?