Insane Heckler! ｜ Netflix Is A Joke Fest ｜ Max Amini ｜ Stand-Up Comedy)

A country. Man, these two are ******* Chinese. One second, take this in. Let's take this in. This is a very special show. I don't know if you heard what I heard. A lady in the back got up and said, These two are ******* Chinese. And I'm so curious. Lady, who the **** are you? Let me do the jokes. You stay alive. If I was the Chinese people, this is the moment. I would pull out the dart. And the lady, They're ******* Chinese. Lady, are you kidding me? What did you think I'm gonna say? Oh, they're ******* Chinese. I can't believe she said that. She said it out of nowhere. She got up in the middle of like, Who went to India? These two are ******* Chinese. We have enough problem with China. What the **** are you doing? Do you know the lady? She must be friends with you. I know she's Iranian. Only an Iranian would say that ----. Oh, this is so cool. Now I can see you guys. Gorgeous. So they're renting her ADU. I see. They're exchange students. They have no idea they're being abused by this lady. Every day she goes, Make me some orange chicken, okay? If you're in trouble, Chinese ladies, blink twice. I got you. Actually, if you blink, I won't notice. Brazilians. Oh my God. Lambada. Oh my God. That's like... I mean, what is that? That's like... That's intercourse on stage. It's like... You want to do a lambada with me? Come on stage. Go there. Where are you going? He'll help bring you on stage. Go with him. He'll take you. He's like, Practice with me first. Oh ----, she's here. So what do I do? You dance. Just move? Just move your hips. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'll get him. Yeah, you go. Guys, there's no longer a comedy show. This is turning... I don't know what's going to happen, but I think I'm ending my career of comedy tonight. What do I do? Oh ----. My God! Give her a big round of applause! Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Listen, I've never performed comedy with my dick hard. Now, we're going to play an Asian song. Who's Asian wants to come and make out with me? What is this color on top of your head? Why did you do this to your head? You guys are fun. How old are you? 20. And you? And what do you do? You're a barber. Oh, so you fucked up his head. It's like, bro, I need you, man. I've got to learn how to do highlights, you know? Man, my parents are going to like this ----. I'm just going to do a little bit, okay? Next thing you know, you're walking around like a gay Justin Bieber. The Colombian version. That's great, man. Oh, this is the most honest 20-year-old. He said, I came to the show so you can find me a girlfriend. You know why? Because when you're 20, you jerk off all day. And him and his friends are like, man, we're tired, man. Maybe we can find somebody. I would love to help you but not with that haircut, bro. Go shave your head and come back. I got you. You're 20. You're so young. Do you think you can handle a girl maybe older than you? Of course! You're Latino? What does that mean to you when I say you can handle what are you thinking? Be honest. You're only thinking one thing and one thing only. Let's see what I can do for you. Can you tell me something like this very important question? You're not a premature ejaculator, are you? You don't even know? Okay. If you don't know what that means, we're in trouble. Google it. Think about it. Decide what the time limit is on that. Don't work on the rest. What an amazing... I wish I could... Are you also a premature ejaculator? That guy's going to explain it to you. Who sees a medium here? Anybody? You do? Who did you connect with? It was you and yourself? What the f**k? She went to a medium to connect with herself in the past life. Can I ask you an honest question? What kind of medications do you on? You went to talk to yourself in your past life? Please elaborate. You were living in New York? Okay. And what happened? You died? No s**t. I couldn't go through that. She died in her past life. How fascinating is that? That's all you're going to share with us? Do you know how you died? Oh, she told you how you died. How did you die? You went with the car in front of the train and you crashed. In New York City the trains are all in the tunnel. She lied to you.