The Classic Ones from Season 2

Move, move, move! Emergency, please! There you are! How was China? You! It was great. Oh, what happened? What? You're bleeding. I am? Oh, look at that. Yes, I am. Anyway, enough about me. Enough about me, Mr. Back-from-the-Orient. Come on, I want to hear everything. Everything! Well, where do I start? Well, this is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. Hi. These aren't for you. These are for you. Welcome to our country. Thank you. I'm from New York. Look at this! Rachel! Airport! Ross! Not alone! Julie! Arm around her! Okay, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. Ouch! Yikes! That's all right, Rachel. We got the bags. Hi! Hello! Julie, this is my sister, Monica. This is Chandler. Hi, Phoebe. Hi. Joey, what up? Everyone, this is Julie. Hi. I'm not here. You haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cabin plane on me. And bus. Oh, my God. With the screaming guy. And the spitting. You've got to hear this story. We're on this bus that's easily 200 years old, right? 200 at least. And this guy... And the chicken poops in her lap! Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh, it's just... Yes, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. This is amazing. I mean, how... How did this happen? Well, Ross and I were in grad school together. Yeah, but we haven't seen each other since then. Well, I land in China. Guess who's in charge of the day? Julie! I mean, isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic? It's an expression. Hey, we just wanted to say a quick hi. Uh, then we're gonna go see the baby. And then we've got to get some sleep. Yeah, it's really 6 o'clock tomorrow night, our time. Okay, well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen, though, because I like to be stopped. Rachel, do you have any muffins left? Uh, yeah, I forget which one. Oh, you're busy. That's okay, I'll get it. Oh, thank you. Anyone else want one? No, thank you. No, I'll take it. Oh, you're losing your apron here. Let me get it. Oh. There you go. Thank you. What a bitch. Oh, listen, you guys, I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So anyone who wants to come with me and take advantage of it? No, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet. Okay, um, I'll go with you. Great. Okay. Hi, honey. Hey, sweetums. Monica, what are you doing? You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel? This is going to be a problem, isn't it? Oh, come on. You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street. So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. Oh, yeah, um, it's actually not that big a deal. Well, it's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate it. You're welcome. They took Ben to the park. Where have you been? Just out. Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. Hey, thanks for your jacket. Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Oh, here are your keys, hon. Thank you. Mom? Mm-hmm? If, uh, you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you, uh, $53? You know what probably happened? Someone must have stolen my credit card. And sort of just put the receipt back in your pocket. Huh. That is an excellent, excellent question. That is excellent. Monica, what's with you? Who did you have lunch with? Judy. Who? Julie. What? Jody. You were with Julie? Oh, look. When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it, we were shopping. Oh, my God. Think to me. Right? Really? Sure. Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. Oh, you wanted to get caught. That is, no! So you just sort of happened to leave it in here? Ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? Okay, Monica, I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual, real reason. Maureen Razzillo. Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason. Hello, Mr. Heckles. You're doing it again. We're not doing anything. You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds. You don't have birds. I could have birds. Okay, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down. Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party. Okay, Janice. Janice, you gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. Yeah, we'll give you Janice. I miss Janice, though. Hello, Chandler Bing. Oh. My. God. Oh, Chandler. Now. Yeah. That's it. There. Faster. Boys. We did it. Mr. Heckles. He must have been sweeping. He found a broom in his hand. That's terrible. I know. I was sweeping yesterday. Could have been me. You never know. Okay. It's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! Okay, Petey. I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. Why not told you? Oh, I don't know. Um, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with fun Bobby out on the terrace? What? You are dead meat. I didn't know it was a big secret. No, it's not big. Not at all. You know, kind of the same lines as, say, oh, I don't know, having a third nipple. What? You have a third nipple? You bitch. Whip it out. Whip it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless. Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples. I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin. Monica! Are we ready to order? Oh, you know what? We haven't even looked yet. Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat. These prices. Yeah, these are pretty cha-ching. No, what are these, like famous chickens? Do I dare ask? Yes, I'll start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilled prawns. That sounds great. Same for me. And for the gentleman? Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. But hey, look, if I get it without the nuts and meats and stuff, is it cheaper? You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss? Okay, I will have the side salad. And what would that be on the side of? I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water? And for you? Um, I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup. And, um, take care. I will have the Cajun catfish. Anything else? Yes, how about a verse of Killing Me Softly? Everyone owes 28 bucks. Um, everyone? Oh, you're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. It's Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay. Oh, thank you. So five of us is 33.50 apiece. No, uh-uh, no way. Sorry, not gonna happen. Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback. Sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks? No. Rachel just had that little salad, and Joey with his, like, teeny pizza. It's just... Okay, Phoebe, shh, shh. How about we'll each just pay for what we had, okay? It's no big deal. Up for you. What's going on? Okay, look, you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everybody uncomfortable. Oh, fine. All right, all right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can tell us. Yeah, hello, it's us, all right? We'll be fine. Yeah. Okay, um... Uh, we three feel like that, um... Sometimes you guys don't get that, uh... We don't have as much money as you. Okay. I hear you. We can talk about that. Well, then, let's... Well, um, I... I guess I just never think of money as an issue. That's because you haven't. That's a good point. So, um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before? Because it's always something, you know? Like with Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla. What? My birthday to be the source of any kind of negative... There's going to be a hoopla? Yeah. Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing. All right. If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift. Gift? The thing's not the gift? No, the thing was, we were going to go see Hootie and the Blowfish. Hootie and... Oh, my... I can catch them on the radio. Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? No, I stayed at Julie's last night. Oh, actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael? Oh, my God. Ross, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone. Ross, give me the phone. Give me the phone. Give me the phone. You're over me? Oh, God. You're, uh... You're over me? When... When were you... under me? Rach? Rachel, do you... I mean, were you, uh... What? Okay, okay. Well, basically, lately, I've, uh... I've, uh, sort of had feelings for you. You've... had feelings for me? Yeah, what? So, you had feelings for me first? Whoa. Huh. You know about my... I mean, you know I had... You know? Chandler told me. Chandler? When did he, when did he, when did he? When you were in China. China. Meeting Julie. Julie. That's... Oh, God. Julie. Okay, I need to lie down. No, you know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, and... I'm walking, and I am standing. Okay, so you, uh... And now, what, and now, now... Now you're over me? Are you over me? That's... That's Julie. Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi, honey, I've got a cab waiting. I'll be right down. You have no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. What? I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? Well, then you should have said something before I met her. I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me? There was never a good time. Right, because you only had a year, and we only hung out every night. Not, not, not... Every night. And it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, you know, like Italian guys, or ex-fiances, or, or, or... Italian guys. Hey, there was one Italian guy, okay? And do you even have a point? The point is, I, I don't need this right now, okay? It's, it's too late. I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed. Okay, so what do you say? You just sort of put away feelings, or whatever the hell it was that you felt for me. Hey, I've been doing it since the ninth grade. I've gotten pretty damn good at it. All right, fine. You go ahead and you do that, all right, Ross? I don't need your stupid ship. Good. And you know what? Now I got closure. Try the bottom one. All right, let's, uh, let's start with the cons, because they're more fun. Rachel first. I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's, she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that. I guess, you know, sometimes she's, she's a little bitsy, you know? And I, I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and like, Julie and I, we have a lot in common, because we're both paleontologists, right? But, I mean, Rachel's just a waitress. Waitress. Got it. You guys want to play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else? I don't know. Oh, her ankles are a little chubby. Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her? She's not Rachel. Well, uh... He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for God's sakes. Really? It's always been you, Rach. Oh. Oh, this is good. This is really good. I know, I know. It's, it's almost... What do you say we go take a walk? Just us, not them. Okay, let me get my coat. Okay. No, hey, whoa, whoa. I'll get your coat. Okay. He's going to get my coat! Oh, my God, he's going to take my coat! What? Nothing. Oh, no, see? See? Hey, it's printing! Hey, someone order a coat? Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer, and he won't let me see. He won't, he won't. Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the, the short story you were writing? Yes, yes, it is a short story that I was writing. In a minute? Well, let me read it. No! Come on! Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her? All right. It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was there. Gray couch. Oh, look, cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever, the end. That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world! All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper, and I want to see it. No, you don't. All right, you know what? Fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. Ah! No! No! What is this? That is, um... Okay, dance, dance. Ross, what is this? Thank you. Good luck. Okay, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, okay? Kind of ditzy? Too into her looks? Spoiled? Now, that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type little, the idiot. Just a waitress? Now, that was, uh... I mean, as opposed to, uh... The, um... Okay, is this over yet, Rach? I do not have chubby ankles! Oh, gosh, it's hot in here. Rach, get the heat. Ross, could you turn the heat down, please? Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive... Ross, the heat. Fine, okay. Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. Okay, this way is on, so this is off. Did you just break the radiator? No, no, I was turning the knob and, and... Here it is. Well, put it back! It, uh... Call the super. Here, let me try. Oh, oh, that's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal. It's funny's cousin! Not funny! Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator, and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by six? What? No, no. Tuesday? We can't wait until Tuesday. We're having a party tonight. Okay, tip the man. No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad. I'm not gonna be blackmailed. Look, if worst comes to worst, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party. Hey, here's a theme. Come on in, live like bacon. Mr. Trigger? Here is 50 bucks. Merry Christmas. Oh, wow. I didn't get you anything. Here's five back. No, that's, that's your Christmas tip. All right? Oh, hey. Do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now? No can do. Like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Tuesday. Ross? Yeah? Looks like he's playing baseball. You mean hardball? Whatever. What you gonna do? Excuse me. I'm seizing. Mr. Trigger? Here's another 50. Happy Hanukkah. Will, uh, will this help with the knob getting? No. The place is not open until Tuesday. Am I not saying it right? So, wait. You really did like my cookies? Oh, yeah. They were so personal. Really showed you cared. Crap, is it hot in here? Really? Hey, you mind if I turn the heat down? Hey, we could have used that kind of thinking earlier. Oh, jeez. How'd it go? Oh, I couldn't go in. Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. Because, I mean, I know he's there. So, that's enough for now. Hey, guys, it's after midnight. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas. Hey, Monica, the knob was broken, so I just turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right. Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move. Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles. Joey, speed it up. Oh, I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're reluctant to get in the blankets. Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out. Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you want to see me cry? Sir, no, sir. All right, you. What? No, look, I told you, I am not a part of this thing. All right, look, Ross, I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm going to take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called Pigs and Ross. All right, ball of melon. Hey, how come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball of melon? All right, Monica, if there is something that you would like to share... You know, you had no right to go out with him. That is the most ridiculous thing... You sold me out. I did not sell you out. Yes, you did. Absolutely sold me... Would you let me talk? Did you just flick me? Okay, well, you wouldn't let me finish, and I was just... Ow! Hurt! Quit flicking! Ow! You... You both stop. You want me to stop seeing him? Is that what you want? Uh-huh. You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? Is that what you want? Okay. Oh, that's what you want? Yes. Fine. There we go. You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches. Wow, I don't know what to say. What do you say? I don't know. It's a bracelet. Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out. To my best bud. Thanks, best bud. Put it on. Oh, now? Oh, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. You put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet. I so am. This is us getting ready for the prom. You know what? You guys, we don't have to watch this. Yeah, come on. You got a shot of Monica. Where's Monica? Over here, Dad. Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is. Some girl ate Monica. Shut up. The camera adds 10 pounds. So how many cameras are actually on you? Oh, what? Shoot, I think I got mayonnaise on you. Oh, that's okay. It's just the shoulder. It's not my dress. Dad, turn it off. It is off. Dad, it is... Off light. Right, boss? Looking good, Mr. Kato. You look pretty tonight. Oh, thanks. So, what are you going to do this summer? Oh, you know, I'm just going to hang out, work on my music. I don't know if these things keep falling down. I can't... Hold, let me see. I don't know. So, what are you going to do? No, the guys are here. This summer? Work on your music? You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper. Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. There. I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. I can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too late. Look, you know, you're the kind that I don't want to go either. No. Oh, I'm going to kick Chip's ass. I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom. Doubtful. Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. Your mother's right. Take her. You could wear my tux. Dad, she wouldn't want to go with me. Of course you would. You're a college man. I don't know. Come on. Don't you want to find out? I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom. Is it so harsh? Okay. Hold my board. Atta boy. Okay, you guys, you know, I think we've seen enough. Let's turn it off. No, no, no. Okay, fine. Well, I'm not going to watch, all right? Come on, kid. Let's go. Hi. How are you? Let's show him. Just a sec, Dad. Okay, be cool. Just be cool. Okay, Dad. Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... Rachel? Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off? Press the button. Which one? Which button, Jack? The button, the button. I can't believe you did that. Yeah, well... He's her lobster. All right, no peeking. No peeking. All right, all right. You better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. All right, open your eyes. Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. Huh? Days of our lives picked up my option. Congratulations! Now we can finally watch Green Anchors the way it was meant to be seen. So, uh, which one is mine? Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. Not that one. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. Do we dare? We dare. He has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it. It's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep. He's here when I wake up. He's here when I want to use the shower. I feel like I'm 16 all over again. Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now. Get out, you doofus! Or, you know, he's rubber and you're glue. All yours. I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain. I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain. Shut up! Cut it out! Me, me, me! I've never wanted you more. I want to watch entertainment tonight. Tough noogies were watching Predators of the Serengeti. Would you guys stop? It's my TV. Quit it! Bite me! Oh, my God. Well, Monica keeps changing the channel. Oh, that's great. Why don't you tell Mommy on me? Now I'm in this little play. All right, look. I refuse to get sucked into this, like, weird little Geller Dimension thing, okay? So I'm gonna go and take a nice, long, hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy! Get out of here! Can't you see I'm taking a bath? There's smoke here. Oh, look at me! Smelly cat, smelly cat. Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault. Smelly cat, smelly cat. Oh, my God. I know. I sound amazing. They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault. Oh, no! I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. This is so cool. Now I can hear what you hear. Pretty different. I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented. Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault. Hey, is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? Uh, well, kind of. Yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well, the line in the script was, if we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die. But I made it. If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live. Okay, I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid, though, that the writers are going to be kind of mad when they read this? Huh. I never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kind of come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good. So, how could they be mad about that? He makes up most of his lines. Son of a... write this jerk weed. I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? Uh, I don't know. I just bring the scripts. They can't kill me. I'm Francesca's long-lost son. Right. Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother. Oh, Drake. Another day, huh? Where's the medical award? This? Yeah. Some guys are just lucky, I guess. Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency staff. Oh, okay. Well then, I guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Wong? No, no. They only said you. Oh, okay. All right. I love you, Drake. Yeah, whatever. Did they just kill off Joey? No. Now, maybe. Oh, hi. Hi. Richard just told me he loved me. Oh, my God. I know. Honey, that's great. I know. I just can't find it. They're in the top drawer. Hurry. You need one too? Oh, yeah. There's only one. Monica? Hi. We'll be right there. We just, we're trying to decide something. Angel? Hey. They're just trying to decide something. Oh, good. Good, good. So is, was your mustache, did it used to be different? No. Oh. How do you, you know, keep it so neat? I have a little comb. Oh. And what do you call that? A mustache comb. Okay. I will do your laundry for one month. No. Okay. I will, I will, I will. Hey. I will clean the apartment for two months. All right. I'll tell you what. I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan. So were you in, ma'am? Rock, paper, scissors? Got it. One, two, three. Yes! Go have sex. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deer hunter. No legs. John Voight was coming home, couldn't feel his legs. No, no. No way. You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. John Voight was Honey. What? Shall we? It's not going to happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. I got a question. All right. For the zillionth time, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no, I don't look. No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight. We have an extra ticket. Yeah, Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues, and Dan with the pokey. Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee? Okay. Why don't you ask Richard? Hey, Richard. If you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game, and you had to choose between a friend who smelled and one who bruises you, who would you pick? Wow. Well, being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan. Okay. That's Eric. Glad to be of help. Matches. I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What? I don't know. Come on. He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh. I don't know. Richard's really nice and everything. It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus he's, you know, old. Older than some people, but younger than some buildings. I've had enough of this, all right? Gunther! These guys are trying to take our seat. Fellas, these guys were here first. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. There you go. Thank you, Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that. He told on us? Told on us? Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. Don't play with his thing. I know. All right. Let's take this outside. Let's, let's take this outside. Who talks like that? The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that. You had to ask. Yeah. Hey, okay, look, see, the thing is, we're, we're not gonna fight you guys. Well, then, here's the deal. You won't have to so long as you never, ever show your faces in this coffeehouse ever again. Come on out, honey. I'm telling you, you look good. Tell her she looks good. You look so... I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous. So don't. I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway. It's your, your ex-fiance's wedding. Because I promised Mindy I would. Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd marry him. Look, you guys, I have to go. I'm the maid of honor. And besides, you know what? I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself. Are you all right? Yeah. When I was in the bathroom, I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and, God, I just started thinking I shouldn't be here. You know, I shouldn't. People are gonna be looking at me and judging me and thinking about the last time. Sweetie, it's gonna be okay, all right? It's a wedding. Generally, people focus on the bride. Oh, God, I know you're right. All righty! Everybody look at me. Good, all right. It's time, bridesmaids and ushers. Let's say two lines. Thank you. Okay. I'll see you after the thing. Okay, good luck. Thank you. Okay. Ah. How didn't you tell me? I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do? Stand up and shout, hey, Rachel, your butt is showing. Oh, God, this is so humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that one was when I was in eighth grade and I had to sing the Copacabana in front of the entire school. I think I got two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh, my God, my entire life's flashing before my eyes. Rachel, hey, look, I remember that. It wasn't so bad. Oh, Ross, would you stop? You got me. I'm dating you. Rachel. Oh. Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg. It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear. In fact, I hardly expected to see so much. You told me you didn't see anything. I tell you a lot of things.