Ultimate Fan Love | Max Amini | Stand-Up Comedy

And you came with a card in your hand. Are you the daughter of the lady that gave me the card last time? Aw, you're sweet. Where's your mom? She's in Iran right now. She got captured? Sooner, can you help out the situation? Aw, your mother is so sweet. Her mom came to my show last year. She gave me a card, and I read the card, and I opened the card. I didn't read the card, because when I opened the card, I realized she put her number, and she gave me her address. So, now my stepdaughter showed up tonight. So, good to see you, my love. Now there's another, there's another letter. And this is from your mom, too? This is from both of you? Thank you, from international organization. Thank you. Oh my God, it's a book. Dear Maxine, oh my God. Oh my God. I love her so much, I licked her letter, okay? Mommy. They're such a beautiful family, yeah? Make sure you come every year and bring your card. Okay, I'll put it here, and she's my whole world. Oh, I'm gonna cry. I'm a very emotional person. You're gonna believe me. But I'm gonna take this home. I swear to God, I'll take it before I go to bed. I'm gonna read it, okay? She has a message for me? In this, in this, or is it separate? Oh, so you give me the card, and there's a message verbally. What is the message? She told me that she doesn't like me. She loves. That she loves me. I was just gonna read the card. Now I'm gonna have to read it and masturbate. Tell mom I said that, would you? Tell her that. Sincerely. Nicole, I take the candle off the table. I'm sorry. I only got one shot in this situation. I have to give it to mom, here. We have a guy here from Japan. How amazing is that? That's wonderful, buddy. So what's your name? Do Towel. I fucked it up the second time. Say it loud. The Punjab was easier, you know? Do Towel. Do Towel? Do Towel. He goes, yeah. But you know what's crazy? You guys are together? No. Then how do you know his name so well? It takes a week to learn Do Towel. Do Towel? Do Towel. You already knew. So, Do Towel. What are you doing in Bangalore? You live here? You live in Japan? You just came to see my show from Japan? Hold on a minute. From Japan? You came to see my show? You know, in next week, I'm performing in Japan. You didn't know? He's like, I wasted all my money. You know what I love? The whole world, you chose India to come and see the show. That's very cool, man. Do Towel is my special guest tonight. This is so incredible. He came from Japan to see. Hold on. Let me say this. Hey, you guys. Yeah, hey. This guy flew from Japan to see me. He's on time. You did right up the street. Do Towel. He came from Japan to see me. Maybe he's a little late. Bella, thank you for coming by yourself. That makes me very happy. That's so nice. What do you do? Are you a dancer? That bag is not for... Really? Radiology? In the radiology center, you strip? That's so fun. Can I come there and take a picture? I would love for you to do my x-ray. You'll find something amazing. And are you single? I'm actually a recent widow. You're actually, you're a recent widow. Aw. Give her a big round of applause for coming out and laugh. Wow. Oh, my love. You're so sweet. I feel really guilty about the stripper joke I made about you. I take it back. Aw, Bella. You're very sweet. I love you. I really love you. And I wish you such an amazing rest of your life. Yeah? Because you never know what's gonna happen. And I want you to live every moment to the fullest. You made my night. And the fact that somebody is going through such a hard time and they come to watch comedy, it's very special. You're so young. You're so beautiful. You should go out there and meet people and find love and have, live life every day knowing that it's not a long journey. We're all gonna go to the same place as your husband and where my dad is and everybody else who's lost a loved one. They know life is fast. So let's live it today because that's gonna make them happy. Yeah? Any other widows in the audience? I have a huge widow following. What is the word for a man who loses his wife? If a woman is a widow, what is a man? A widower? A man who loses his wife is a widower? Oh, I didn't know that. You know why? Because men never complain when their wife dies. Oh, that's so sweet. What did you say? You got some gods to protect me? Oh, thank you. Mahadev. Mahadev? Uh-huh. And that's, okay. And what god is that? God of wealth. Wealth? God is of wealth? And this is in what religion? Hindu. Oh, that's so beautiful. But I am into Allah Akbar. If I say Allah Akbar five times, more people show up. I don't know if they're coming for comedy or jihad. I'm not sure. And how many gods do you have? So many? Ah, you're so lucky. That's why Indians are so many and they're so blessed. That's why Indians, oh my God, yes. They talk to one god, he's busy. Okay, no problem, I'll talk to another god. Excuse me, god number five. I need you right, you're busy? I don't give a ----, I go for another god. God number 23, are you here? Oh, thank you very much. You know, my religion, one god. And he's always busy. I'm really happy. And you brought me more gifts? Oh my God. You are so sweet to Max for the funniest judge of all things. Funny you verdict, I cannot, is this in Hindu? Oh wow, there's three different things you wrote. That's so sweet, your mom sent this to me? Yes? Is it a big dildo? I don't know, maybe there's a god of dildo. Oh, ******* Max Avini in front of everybody. Are you trying to embarrass me in front of everybody? You sure? Okay, I open this, but if it's some funny joke. Buddy, you made this, this is very, oh my God. It's so beautiful. Lady Justice, so my mom believes you have done justice to all the Indians by doing all the laughing. Oh my God, that is so beautiful. That's very sweet. This is why I love you. Anyone here from Pakistan? Oh nice, do you guys have any gifts for me? You shaved your head? Or is it for medical reasons? Yes, how are you feeling now? Fine, what's your name? I John, first of all, nice to meet you. Second of all, I'm so happy you're here. Third of all, look at that smile. And let me tell you something, I admire you for coming out with your head shaved with so much confidence, yeah, to come watch the comedy show. If you dealing with anything in your life, find an excuse to laugh every single day and release the tension. And again, thank you for being such an amazing inspiration to all of us, yeah, to come out. I love you. And after the show, come backstage and say hi to me, yeah? But don't bring your friends, they're stupid. Just you. No, the lady next to you is awesome, the guy with the mustache, I'm scared of him. I'm gonna choose one couple to bring them on stage and I'm gonna play this game with them. This couple is gonna win the best gift they've ever won in their life. Which couple wants to come on stage? Raise your hands. Okay, I got nothing here. I don't like you, too much energy. This one here, you wanna come on stage? These two are cute. Come, come, you two come. Come on stage, go that way, go that way. Look at this big boy, what's up, my man? How you doing, buddy? Hi, nice to meet you. Please, you can stay here, yeah? And what's your name? Mike. Mike, and what's your name? Corrine. ****. Mike and Corrine. Mike, any secrets that you have that she doesn't know? Probably? Yeah. Good or bad? It's all good secrets. It's all good secrets? I was honest. Corrine. Do you have any secrets, anything that you know that your husband doesn't know? Just one. Just one? Wow, wow. What's his name? Do you think this secret is gonna be a very big news? Something that is gonna really boom, explode this guy? Boom. Why, because I'm Lebanese? No, I just, I think because size matters, you know? Okay, Corrine, tell this man the secret that you have. Okay, hold on. Oh my God, don't take your clothes off, there are kids in the audience. You're gonna take something out of your bag? So beautiful, man. Mike, Mike, congratulations, my brother, and congratulations to you. This lady is so incredible. She wanted to reveal to her husband that she's pregnant, and I have a secret that I wanna reveal to Mike. It's my baby.