If You Laugh You're Conservative | Subscriber Videos PT.33 Hilarious Videos for Republicans & MAGA

On the left, we have lesbians. And on the right, we have the right wing. In the middle, loving bush. On the left, we have Milwaukee guys. And on the right, Tesla owners. In the middle, little willies. See Kamala, this is how you do a Venn diagram. Welcome back to If You Laugh, You're Conservative. Today, I'm reacting to videos that you sent me. These can be your own videos or links to videos that you think I would enjoy. Today, my favorite video and the comments favorite video will get $100 to spend on the conservativebibes.com store. How a Ford vehicle is made. I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part. I didn't do **** and ****. Shut up. Are you tired of having to run out to the store and buy the flag for the new trending cause every single month? Are you finding it a little difficult to be able to keep up? I mean, just this year, you've already had to have Ukraine, Pride, Palestine, Mexico, and now Iran. You'll never fear, Flaggots is here. That's right. I've started a new flag subscription company that will send the newest trending essential flag to your front door every single month. He's saying Flaggots. Flaggots, YouTube. And all Flaggots flags are recyclable, non-toxic, vegan, handmade in gender-neutral bathrooms, not made in the US. Unless you want it to be made in the US and then we'll pretend that it is. For just $99.99 a month, you can have all of your trending flag needs met so that you can just get out there and be mostly peaceful. Taxes and shipping not included. Mostly peaceful, 100% retarded. Let me hit it. Let me hit it. For real? Hell yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, I should've jumped off. Now I'm stuck here. I was going to jump, but I didn't realize how high it was. You know a cop that and he just drove up and he's like, Hey, I thought I just wanted to GTA this. Oh, just to be funny. I might try one more time. Tell me you haven't thought about doing this when you see a trailer like that. Taking a cop to a rave. Do you want to come to a rave with me? Yeah, let's do it. Holy s**t. She just said, yes, we're going to Wooly Red Rocks. Now show me the part where she dropped acid. How guys make friends. Tonight we're trying fermented mudfish and rice. What bet did y'all lose? These sons of b**ches. Surprise Chris. I've tried Sir Strumman or whatever it's called. That fermented tin fish and it is awful. Let's get weird boys. Cheers. This is me trying to watch one of those woke Netflix shows. How I sleep knowing my mom isn't leaving the house today because her bra is off and she's wearing her homeless outfit. Yeah, this is a stay at home day. You should always say yes to a quick 30 minute project for your wife. That hour and a half will be the best three weekends of your life. It do be like that though. Washing the boat my wife got me for Father's Day. Is your wife a Wonder Woman and the invisible boat? No? Okay. This shirt says my dog is a Democrat. Free housing. Free health care. Free food. Pays zero taxes. Yeah, I bet his dog's fur is blue and has a nose ring. First day owning a Hellcat. Well, your first problem is that you're white. One month owning a Hellcat. Okay, I see what's happening here. We're marinating. Six months owning a Hellcat. Okay. One year. He's reached his final form. What's your satisfaction? A man's first flowers are on his shirt. To you, I'm just a man. To me, you're all I am with. You could buy a man some ammunition for his flowers. That counts too. And you know why I'm loving this? Because the residents were banned from putting up St. George's flags. The Green Party of Bristol said, no, you're not doing it. So these residents, they sent a message. We won't be silenced. We won't be told not to be proud of our country. If this offends you, leave. Hey, we've got patriots all over the world. This is AI, obviously. Or maybe not. Melania Trump. Putting the beat down. I knew she was bald under there. When mom leaves dad home alone with the baby. Nobody prepared me for how complicated this piece of artillery would be. So I'm going to prepare you. First, loading. Ammunition is going to load here. Prime the unit before loading or the whole thing gets unstable fast. After loading, you're going to want to pat right here until you hear confirmation. Finally, parenting tips in a language I can understand. Skip this and ammo ejects. I learned that the hard way. Spent casings, they're going to exit right here. This is your standard issue field grease. Apply to the lower assembly after every inspection or the whole unit seizes up. This model runs burst mode between 0200 and 0400. There is no override. Here's the final part, and this is key. Mandatory cool down after every feeding cycle. You'll place the unit down. Do not move. Do not make sudden sounds. Do not breathe loudly. If cool down is interrupted, it will discharge continuously. You cannot stop it. You can only wait. This is a very complex piece of equipment. There's zero safety features, and I'm still trying to determine accuracy. Good luck out there, soldiers. It's crazy you don't need a background check or even ID to own one of these things. Is that a dog or a parakeet? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, my dogs are lazy, man. Ain't happening. All right, so this is the 50 Beowulf. This is the size of the round. Oh, yeah. 425 grains of freedom that I'm about to sling downrange. Remember, YouTube, this is a freedom dispenser. This one gallon can of paint. God bless America. Have y'all ever wondered what a pigeon tastes like? Can I shoot it? No, but daddy's going to. Yeah, no, we're not eating a pigeon. You can be there with daddy when he shoots it. Just look, stand right there and film outward. Have you had lunch? You're about to. Oh, he got one. Okay, so it kind of does look like crap, but we're gonna try it out. He got a little burnt there. A little lemon. No, it's not that bad. I can taste a lot of lemon juice. Sure, Ford guys invented sex and Dodge guys were the first to do it with women, but GM guys were the first to do it with women they aren't related to. Okay, anyone getting mad that I make fun of Subaru drivers? I drive a Ford and I get it just as hard as I give it. I probably shouldn't say that when I'm talking about Subaru drivers. I really hate it when Walmart doesn't have what I need because then I have to drive home and change out of my pajamas into real clothes and brush my hair and my teeth so that I can go get what I need at Target. Are y'all shopping at Target again after that whole tuck swimsuit disaster? My lawn care company could get canceled for saying this. So as my subscribers know, my YouTube channel has gotten popular because I say Nilla all the time, but there's always those couple of people in the comments who are like, DC lawn care, don't say that. That's a bad word. Nilla, please. It's literally just an abbreviation for vanilla. Plus, I'm white. So if you think that I should be able to say whatever I want in my videos, then spam Nilla in the comments and subscribe. Hi, Nilla. Nobody tells you what owning a Heeler actually looks like. How to get your gun? Now, when I said fetch, I meant a slipper, not the Glock. How many genders are there? Three. Three? What are they? Male, female, and mentally ill. He's a keeper. Man, it hurts my feelings. All my black friends get their own special word. They get to call each other. So I'm starting something for us white boys. From now on, I'm calling y'all vanillas. It works for everything. What's up, my Nilla? This Nilla. Nilla, please. Listen, we got to get it going. The Nilla movement. We're riding the wave, people. Watch the change in my body after giving up caffeine and sugar. Okay, this is the before. This is the after. An army vet versus a thunderstorm. Oh, do y'all see that ass coming in? What you gonna do for big mama for real? What do I get for my birthday? Cops. Oh, God bless America. Six things Jesus will never do. Give you up, Isaiah 5410. I just got Rickrolled by the Bible. Days like Juneteenth are the reason why I can never think that all white people are evil. Don't y'all realize that slavery never would have ended in America had it not been for lots of good natured white folks who were willing to fight and die. Yeah, you hear me. Fight and die for it. What did the average white American have to gain from blacks being free from slavery? She wishes they'd fall off a ladder for some England football flags. What do you call a Karen in England? A Kevin. When your wife is an artist. Want you to draw me like one of the French girls, Jack. The resemblance is uncanny. I just want to say God bless America. My wife does amazing resin work. Sparkly, shiny, American. What's not to love? Rescuing an American flag on the side of the road. These are the small acts of patriotism that you don't see going on every day, but they're what makes America great. Go to breakfast when I'm in a rush. 17 minutes ago, I just got done with barn chores. We gotta go merch. So this is when I make really fast and I freaking love it. I eat it all the time. Okay, piece of bread. Then you take your dog and your onions and your butter. Dribble it all over your bread. Put your dog on top. Like so. And then the most important part. Smother that sunbee with some mayo. I am white, but I ain't this white. Heck yeah. Fun fact about me. When I get drunk, I come home and I eat mayo by the spoonfuls. I think I'd have to be drunk to eat this concoction. I'm obsessed with it. I know it's not good for you. I don't care. It's made with egg. Delicious and nutritious breakfast on the go. The forbidden hot dog. Who hurt you? All right, this video gets 15,000 likes. I'll try it. The participation trophy is a bit of a slap in the face. Now, look, I don't normally do this. There's my participant trophy. Drop the mic and the artificial leg. This. You want to know why we can do this? I participated. I did things. I stepped in the breach when he didn't have the courage. He didn't have the will. He probably didn't have the ability. The American people want leaders. They don't want people who are scared of their own shadow. Unwilling debate. Cowardice doesn't win races. Having the courage to act does. What's up, CV? This is Josh from the 570 and Bougie Acres. I've been on the channel before. It's been a while. It's been about a year. But we highlighted our miniature cows on the channel. And my son, he recited the Pledge of Allegiance. But I wanted to introduce to you one of our brand new cows. Her name is Coraline. And she is a sweetheart. As you can see from the heart on her head. That is so cool. The heart and smack dab in the middle of her forehead. But she is a precious, precious girl. She's a Watusi. And I also want to share with you our latest miracle. Our little bundle of joy. My Texas Longhorn Regan had a calf two days ago. She's only two days old. Happy birthday and fitting. That her birthday is coming on the anniversary of 250 years for America. God bless America. God bless you and your channel. Keep doing your good work. We are Charlie. Leonidas, what sound does a dinosaur make? CV, congrats on the pregnancy. You're gonna make a good dad. I hope so. Keep doing what you're doing, man. God bless and identify as American. Hi, CV. We love you and watch you all the time. And we are Charlie. Remember when Obama renovated the reflecting pool? And Republicans vandalized it because they wanted to make Obama look bad? Yeah, me neither. Identify as American. We are Charlie. It's my new grandbaby. Hi, CV. This is the Shaw family. And this is Luna from the Roar video. And we wanted to show you we got little birds in our lamp. How did they get in there? Don't turn the light on her. They're gonna think it's morning time. Hi, CV. Thanks again for the shirts. Really appreciate it. I decided to wear mine to work today and I work in a daycare. I was told that I'm not allowed to wear it at work because it is political. I'm confused at how my pride for being an American can be considered a political issue. But apparently if people complained, then I could have gotten in trouble. My daughter would like to do the dinosaur roar for you. Hi, CV. I'm going to be a dinosaur. A little something I wanted to get off my chest. I gotta say it. Kind of sick of this pride BS. Kinda? Try really sick of it. Pride month. The people that sacrificed their lives so you can have a whole month get a day. Hi, CV. It's Liv again. Hey, Liv. Again. I was watching one of your videos and this kid was talking about the plus and LGBTQ plus. And he said, uh, what does that mean? Is that like the premium gay? And your reaction to that was just so funny. I don't know why. Say thank you for your amazing content and always making me laugh. Also, I hope you're doing good, Manila. God bless. Manila. Never afraid to walk alone because my scary dog is with me. Bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. We call that an ankle biter. Way more ferocious than any of those Rottweilers, right? What the bird doing? Show some respect, you people. You're talking to the best governor in history. Newsome dust. Wow, the WWE's gone full MAGA, huh? Fourth biggest economy in the world. Oh my goodness. Some will say this is a, uh, the crowd is losing their minds. And look at the governor's face. No way. 160 S.A.T. Scores. It's over the top. He's crashed through the announcers. Pamela Harris comes into the ring to confront the commander in chief. She takes a super kick to the face. And she's out cold. Okay, maybe this isn't a, uh, when even your nails identify as American. You'd love to see it. What does a dinosaur say? Say it with your chest, little buddy. What is the sound that a dinosaur makes? That is a lazy dinosaur. That, that dinosaur just rolled out of bed. Jesus. Now that's raising them right. Jesus. Let's go. It's like being excited about finding black mold in your house. We love it because we hate our parents, but we keep living at this house with mold in it. In fact, they probably put the mold in it. I was washing my face. I breathed the bubbles on my nose holes and it felt like it went into my brain. And it's burnt. What's going on? Gotcha. All right. Can you do a dinosaur roar? Oh, that was a good one. Are you pooping? I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen. Hi, just wanted to- Amber, we haven't seen you for a while. Say congrats on being a future dad. Thank you. You absolute spud. Whether this is your first kid or you've already have kids, I know you're going to be the coolest dad that that kid's going to have. If you haven't picked out the what does blank sound like, we could do the nail gun. Here, I'll start. Oh, decent. We're going to get a new one started. Moving on from the dinosaurs. What is going on? What sound does a dinosaur make? Hi, CV. I just received your special t-shirt. Very nice. We're twins. I bought another one, a green one. Says, I identify as American. And I got the Charlie Kirk little set. I wanted to show you that. Turn you around. There you go. Looking good. God bless America. I am Charlie Kirk. And one more thing. There's my Navy and there's the flag. What's up, CB? It's Jason and Zoe again from Dunsmark in Sevierville, Tennessee. That's more fireworks I want to show you. Jason, did you know that they're banning fireworks in Utah this 4th of July? I know it's awful. So send me some. Sometimes at night in Tennessee, we might get a street takeover. With a low rider. If we do, we'll definitely have to have some night defense. If that doesn't work, maybe we'll have to call the cops. I don't know who came up with these crazy names. But whoever did, they're definitely some fundamental minds. All right, CB. I know these are corny. But please don't blacklist me. Dad jokes with fireworks. I want to drop you a note and tell you, God bless America. And let you know that I've upgraded to the American Dew. Oh, yeah. Because the Mountain Dew wasn't good enough. God bless America. We are Charlie Kirk. Hey, CB. What's up? God bless America. Yeah. We are Charlie Kirk. Yeah. Hi, CB. Kate here. I'd like to share my Lord of the Rings collection. Here's a map poster we bought from Hobbiton. Say, Brian, we got other Lord of the Rings fans. It's here. And this is where we live. And we got married there in 2020. And here's a photo. Here's my sword. Got in a staff. A few more goodies up there. And my pride and joy. My limited edition golem. Take care. And congratulations to you and the missus on the baby news. Thank you. Even in death, my husband supports President Donald Trump. Wow. I love listening to music with him. And watching Trump on the TV with him. Now I'm in the same thing, but I'm in a world with him. Man, my eyes are sweating, guys. That is terrifying. Hey, CB. What's up? As a man who was told he would never have kids, I want you to look at two of my miracles. And I'm so proud and happy to know that you're going to be a father, too. We love you. And Mrs. CB, we are Charlie. Thank you so much. Sound as a dinosaur make. This is the most American thing I've seen today. Hey, CB. What's up? I just wanted to say, I've seen all these videos talking about this Oliver Tree guy who died recently. And it's all kinds of people just mourning his death. But when Charlie Kirk died, it was a joke. Yeah. Everybody said he got what he deserved and stuff like that. And I think just shows the double standard people have. That's all I wanted to say. Hey, CB. How's it going? It's me, Jonathan, again. Hey, Jonathan. I just wanted to show you my own 250th birthday for America T-shirt. Very cool. With the raising the American flag over Okinawa shirt. My grandpa served in the Air Force and was in the military, as you all know. I just want to show you the most important thing my grandpa said he had. This right here. This is his Bible that he always carried around that his grandmother had from Jerusalem. And I think it's really important because America was built on Christian values by people who loved the Lord and fought for the values because freedom is never free. Oh. How does one get on the flight deck like this? What up, CB? What's up? Your friendly neighborhood ginger here. And we're over here working on sexual textuals and taking a break. Watching some subscriber Sunday. Is that actually the name of your company? Because if it isn't, it should be. I've been telling all my friends, because there's a lot of us up here. We live in Washington state. We watch CB, you know, Conservative Vibes, which is Cameron Vance. We watch both channels. We're not going to lie to you. But a lot of us, I noticed like we watch you when we're sitting down eating dinner. And it kind of reminds me of like the old days when everybody would sit down and like watch, you know, like their evening programs and stuff. And it's like CV is almost like that now, which is bigger. Like your CV is almost like a family member. I appreciate that, brother. That you sit down and eat dinner with every night. So back to the sexual textual. We're over here talking about it. And now that the sexual textual has now made it to Conservative Vibes, we now have to get a sign made. Tony, if you're listening, Elsie, Tony. Here we go. You know, we love you too. If you're listening, make us a sign that says as seen on CV. God bless America. Let's make it happen, people. Hey, CV. What's up? My name's Jason. I'm from the only state that's better than Texas, which is Tennessee. I wanted to show you my Dodge Charger. Okay. It's the Peanuts version. This is adorable. It's also a Daytona. It is 3833 out of 4000 because of the color, which is top banana. Good grief. And just wanted to let you know, I'm one of them there white boys wearing a Charger. I was waiting for the race reveal. God bless America, brother. Hey, CV. What's up? My pronouns are USA and we are Charlie Kirk. We love you. My pronouns are USA. That might be our next t-shirt. If CV was a GTA 6 character. Okay. I actually dig this. I'm just wondering why the AR is a squirt gun, but that's dope. We got some subscribers who are drag racers. You love to see it. Wait a minute. Does he have a trailer? Ah, rolling burnout. Is that little vet card or whatever it is doing a burnout on the trailer too? God bless America. Hi CV. What's up? I'm Randy. I'm a preacher here in Oklahoma. And I decided that for the 250th anniversary of the United States of America, I'd do something a little different. So I went out to my garage and I got my Christmas tree back out and I put the Christmas tree back up. But to celebrate the US of A, I have just the red, white, and blue bulbs blinking away. Do not let my wife see this. She would never take the tree down. Adorable. Finally, a practical use for those dang nose rings. We're going to make DoorDash great again. It's going to be tremendous. We're going to do it. We're going to eliminate the background check. That way the Democrats can have their favorite people delivering their food. It's going to be the Somalis. Just the Somalis. The freedom bike ride. Oh yeah. You'd love to see it. I gotta get another bike, man. CV. What's up? Heaven here from Demolition Dart. I am. As you can see, gun wall is absolutely cleared. I'm in my garage right now. That is because I'm just going to do, uh, just some shooting. Got the arsenal. The tow truck. I hate this so much. Big ass spider. This is what happens when you call an American exterminator. Gas in Bishopville near the interstate. Debit card, same as cash. 313. Hey, we're getting back. So, hi CV. They did. I can't wait for when these doctors and surgeons start getting prosecuted for breaking the Hippocratic Oath. They decided to ruin people's lives, ruin children's lives, just for money and because it was the popular thing to do. It is ridiculous that they're still doing it. Hey CV, my name's Bailey. I'm coming at you out of rural Iowa. Beautiful rural Iowa. You can tell we're getting up for set up for the summer bonfire here. Charlie Kirk taught me a long time ago that my identity is not what defines me. So I don't even mention it unless it's relevant. And I thought today it was relevant. I'm transgender and I'm in your comments all the time. I love your videos. I love them. You're funny. I love the trans jokes. I come from a generation of a silent majority. I believe at least generation that looks at these children having to detransition because of what schools have done to them. And it breaks my heart. We believe in protecting women's spaces. We believe in making sure that the children do not go through transition because transition sucks. Dysphoria sucks. Actual dysphoria sucks. Those of us who actually feel it, not these transgenders who want to be popular on YouTube. I want you to know we support you. We're in your comments. We support you and we are so, so grateful for the fight that you're taking on. And before everything, I identify as American. We are Charlie Kirk. Thank you. It's funny that Subaru drivers have thinner skin than the transgenders that I poke fun at. I've met gay subscribers, transgender subscribers, subscribers who are very liberal. But the flag that unites us is the American flag. Hey, Oscar, can I have that? Can I have my weight? Wow. Does your dog even lift, bro? Wow. Is that yours? Look at that. Wow. Can I get that? Oh, Lee Priest as Superman. All right. Happy birthday, America. Happy birthday, Mr. President. Well, I guess I better go. Work to do. You know, they were mad when President Trump did it. They're going to be mad when any conservative does it. Let me help you. Geez, that felt good. I'm having way too much fun with AI, Lee. Gotta go. Things to do. Take care. And in their natural habitat while the wives are shopping. The store doesn't have a recliner. I'm not shopping with you. Haha. He's packing more than Doritos. Subtle. What video made you laugh? Drop a comment down below. Don't forget to like and subscribe to Conservative Vibes. I'm CV and I'll see you in the next video. Limited edition gold God Bless America t-shirts will no longer be available after the 4th of July, so get yours while you can. I'll be doing an unboxing video of letters and packages at the end of next Sunday's video. to the heart till the next good time and the next deep dive God bless and your conservative vibes