I Tested 1,000 BANNED School Products!

This is a $1 band school product and this is a $100,000 band school product. Today, we're testing all kinds of band school products to see if we can survive at the world's strictest school. And at the end of the day, we have to use these band products to pass the world's hardest exam without getting caught. What is that? Starting with our first class, chemistry. Pop quiz. How many bones are in a human skeleton? Alright, so this question is actually easy thanks to our first band school product, Magic Calculator, which is actually a smartphone disguised as a regular calculator. If I hear one incorrect answer, you're going to detention. All of you. 206. If this skeleton had hands, it'd clap because that's a correct answer. And this calculator is nothing compared to the other band school products we'll be using today. The next band product we're going to test is the plasma cannon. It's banned because it can melt a human head. What? Don't point that at me. But first, we're going to see how many giant balloons it can pop. You might want to take a step back for this one. Class, count me down. 3, 2, 1. What? Now we're going to see what the plasma cannon can do to a human head. In 3, 2, 1. The next band product, liquid nitrogen. 3, 2, 1. Now let's see what happens if you put your hand in liquid nitrogen. A few seconds of this and your hand will instantly freeze. Let's see if it instantly shatters. 3, 2, 1. And that's why liquid nitrogen is banned. The next band school product is this zord bomb. Yeah. And the reason why it got banned is because once you get stuck in there, it's impossible to escape. Huh? Because it's made from an indestructible polymer. Go ahead. Try it. First up, we're using a bat. Wait, look. I'm safe. All right, I'm testing two baseballs. The polymer is indestructible, but he sure isn't. And last, the kitchen knife. This thing is literally impossible to break. Actually, there is one thing. Next band product is this human glue trap. It's banned because once you get stuck, it's impossible to escape. In order for you all to move on to your next class, one of you will have to escape. Guys, the only way we're making it across is with band products. So I brought glue. Wait, you brought glue for a glue trap? Duh. We all know glue cancels out glue. All right, count me down. In three, two, go! Take another step. Come on. It can't be that sticky. Stop, stop, stop. That's what I call a sticky situation. Guys, somebody help me. Wait, stop, stop, stop. What's your strategy? What even is your banned product? I'm going to jump all the way across to the finish line. In three, two, one, go! It's in my mouth! Help! My hair! That's one way to stick around. Guys, watch this. Sean, you're stuck now. It's part of the plan. The banned product I'm using is baby oil. No, don't use that on me. Now this should make the glue less sticky. Bro, it's all over my leg. Time to find out. It's kind of working, but it's still sticky. Keep going, Sean. You need more glue. I'm twerking. Come on. Keep going, Sean. Keep going, Sean. It is working. I'm just sliding down. In order for you all to move on to your next class, one of you will have to escape. Come on, there's a little bit left. Come on, Sean. Reach for it, Sean. Sean, you have to get it. You have to get out of the trap. Come on, Sean. Get out of the trap. Come on. Get out. Come on. Get out. Wait, guys. We're going to be late for the next class. Let's go. Wait. Help. We still have seven classes left, and they're only going to get even harder to pass. So we're really going to need to use even more band school products. Welcome to athletics class. First up, soccer penalty kicks. Alan, get in the goal. If anyone scores on you, you're running last. Let's go. To make sure they don't score, I'm using this band sports product. These contacts block out the sun and other distractions, making it way easier for me to focus on the ball. Alan may think he has the upper hand, but not with these band cleats. These cleats give me better traction on the ground so I can generate a way more powerful kick. Tanner, on my whistle. Tanner, you're running. Let's go. Come on. Thank God he missed, because I would not have been able to catch that. So for the next band school product, I'm using sticky spray. This will allow me to catch anything. Let's see how Alan does against my band sports product, an over-inflated soccer ball. It's band because it makes the ball way too bouncy and nearly impossible to catch. Alan, if you don't block this, you're going to be running all day. Let's see who the better twin is. So coach, what does this mean for us? That means you're all running. Let's go. Come on. This right here is the Rinaldo Header Challenge. None of you go on to your next class until you hit that ball with your head. What? That's impossible. Alan, go. It's close. Tanner, you're up next. Well, lucky for me, this next band school product is perfect for this challenge. These spring shoes will allow me to jump twice as high. It's impossible. That's because you guys haven't tried this girl power. 3, 2, 1, go. Girl power? Is the girl power in the room with us? All right. Just for that, you get one more attempt or you all are going to detention. Who's going to do it? I will. No, no, no. I got it. Trust me. All right. Now let's see if these shoes actually work. In 3, 2, 1, go. Next test, let's go. To move on to your next class, you need to defeat a professional boxer. What? You got one minute to warm up. How do we defeat a professional boxer? Well, lucky for us, I have this band sports product, weighted boxing gloves that allow you to punch twice as hard. I'm going to show you guys how it works. Alan, punch Tyler with your regular boxing gloves as hard as you can. Yeah, I hurt a little bit. Well, I'm not a pro boxer. What do you expect? That's why we have these weighted boxing gloves. Let me show you guys the difference. I say we're in pretty good hands against that professional boxer. Let's go. Now remember, to move on to your next class, you got to defeat this professional boxer. This guy. I'll help us pass this class right now. Let's go. Y'all are never passing this class. Create an opening for me. Grab him. Alex, finish him. Tanner, get him. That hurt. Just a little. Go, Tanner. Why don't you pick on someone your own size? I thought you boys were twins. How does it work? I think that should be banned as fighting someone five times your weight class. You know what? Just for losing, you can join them today. Get to your next class. The next banned school product we have. Guys, I forgot to do my homework. And if I get another F, they're going to send me off to military school and they're going to shave my head. Tanner, calm down. I actually have the perfect banned school product for you to use. A homework app. What? They have that? It's actually our homework app. All you have to do is take a photo of any problem and Rumi will instantly solve it for you. Whoa. I'll never have to do my homework ever again. Wait. It's actually not for cheating. It teaches you how to solve the problem so you can learn. What? Wait. None of this makes any sense. I figured. So you can actually change the level of difficulty and then Rumi will explain it at your level. Whoa. I understand it now. Dude, my grades about to go from an F to an A. Hold on. How much does the app cost? Dude, we made it free. What? How do you get it then? All you have to do is search up Rumi on the App Store or click the link in the description. All right. We got to get to our next class. And to help us get to our next class faster, we have this banned product. Later, losers. You two. Get to math class and turn in your homework. It's test day. Since y'all want to use banned products, it's going to be you two versus the rest of the class. First question. Six plus nine. All right. We're testing five banned school products to help us pass math, starting with these pens. There's a secret compartment here somewhere where you can store answers to help you cheat. Oh, this is crazy. Fifteen. Now check your pen, Alan. No way. Got it. Okay, that's time. Tanner, what was your answer? Sixty-nine. And these pens are nothing compared to the other banned school products we'll be using today. So for the next banned school product, we have this book. Why would a book be banned? Shut up. There's a secret compartment where you can store a cheating device. Question two. 65,134 times zero. It's zero. Now I know why this book is banned. What was the answer to question two? Zero! 65,134. Wrong. Guys, the answer's right there. Look. Question mark. To help me solve this next question, I have this invisible earpiece in my ear, and this looks like a button, but it's actually the world's smallest camera. And outside our classroom, Sean can literally see and hear everything. The next question is, what is the smallest prime number? Sean. Sean! Can you see what's on my paper right now? Yeah. Help me solve this. What is the smallest prime number? The answer is two. Okay, give me your answers. Two! Who said one? Tyler? Well, there's only one of me, and I'm in my prime, so... The correct answer was two. This next banned product can solve any math problem in the world just by looking at it. Next question. 3x plus 7 equals 19. Whoa. It's literally solving the problem for me, and I can see everyone's IQ. Time's up. X is down. X equals what? Zero. X. Seven. X equals four. But before we head to the next class, we're testing one last banned item in math. This giant backpack. Oh, this thing is heavy! How many sides does a heptagon have? Seven. I can see why this is banned now. You can literally smuggle in a genius to help you take your test. All right, that's the bell. Head to your next class. Wait, don't forget about me! And now we're testing banned school products that actually explode. In science class. So the next banned school product I have is this ruler from the future. In order to move on to your next class, you'll have to successfully complete three science experiments, starting with elephant toothpaste. Let's go! I didn't brush my teeth this morning. What? You'll need to cut exactly 11.6 millimeters of this substance and combine it with this solution. If you are off by even one-tenth of a millimeter, the chemical reaction could become dangerous. Good luck. Wait, what? I wasn't paying attention! With the regular ruler, it's nearly impossible to get an exact measurement, but this futuristic ruler lines it up perfectly. This is exactly 11.6 millimeters, so I would just cut here. Let's find out what happens. Oh my gosh! Yo! Whoa! That class is exactly what it's supposed to look like. How's everyone else doing? Okay, Tanner, let's look at what you did. Everybody run! If you thought that was dangerous, this next banned school product is even crazier. Whoa! Next experiment, bottle rockets. Highest launch gets an A. The next banned school product is this giant bottle, and we're going to find out why it's banned. Inside this bottle is butane gas. When you flip it over, it's going to launch itself. Sounds pretty dangerous. I don't know if I want to do this. Well, if you're not going to do it, who will? Knock yourself out, Zach. Whoa! I can definitely see why this is banned from school! Dude, if Sean sat on that, he would have gone to the moon. Before the next class, we have one more banned school product to test. In order to move on to the next class, you'll have to create a chemical strong enough to destroy this thing. To help with this, I have our next banned school product, Coke and Mentos. These Mentos are discontinued because if you mix them with Coke, it creates a bomb-like explosion. Wait, you use discontinued Mentos? We got to get out of here! Whoa! Now we're heading into P.E., and we're testing every banned product in real sports to see which ones actually deserve to be banned. We're going to start with Dodgeball. It's you two against all seven of them. Go! Go! Good luck in surviving! We're about to test some of the craziest banned sports products, and the first product we're testing are these sticky gloves that allows you to catch literally anything without even trying. Wait, how is this possible? Dude, our strategy should just be to catch the Dodgeballs. Let's see how well these work. Welcome to Dodgeball, ladies. When I blow the whistle, it's on! Oh, what the heck? Damn it, that's right! ****, you're out! Oh, ----! You're out! You're out, Allen! Alex, you're out! What was that? He hit my head. That's illegal. It's one versus five. You got this, Allen! You're out! Tanner's out! Come on, Allen! Allen, watch out! Back in! Come on, sir! Oh, ----! Oh, God! Oh, you're out! I got sticky! Allen, you're out! It's just you versus Tyler now! You got this, Allen! Be careful! He's getting the ball! Come on, Allen! Allen, you can do this! Out! All right, those gloves made Dodgeball way too easy. But let's see if the next banned school product for the track race holds up, which is this air-conditioned propeller jacket. It cools you down, and it makes you run faster. And since me and Allen are both the exact same shape, I won't be wearing an AC jacket to show you guys the advantage it gives you in a race. Are you guys ready? 3, 2, 1, go! Alex, where are you going? Alex, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! As you can see, me and Alex are in last place, but I'm going to turn it on now to see the difference it makes. Here we go. Wait! No way! I can actually feel it blowing me forward! It's actually working! It doesn't even feel like I'm running. I'm not even tired anymore. This is insane! Dude! Allen, slow down! How are you going so fast? I don't even feel anything. It doesn't even feel like I'm running. Tell you what, I'd be in first place if I had the AC jacket on. Okay, just one more person to pass. Allen, you finished first! I definitely know why this product is banned now. Wait, where's Alex? Yeah, where's Alex? Five minutes later, look. If I had this on, I would have finished first place. We've been testing all kinds of banned school products, but this next one is easily the most dangerous one yet. The next banned school product is actually over-inflated basketballs. So the rest of the class is playing a game of basketball right now, and we're going to show you guys why this is banned. You can't get past this D! I got it, I got it! Go, go, go, go, go! What?! Yo! That's why this is banned! I got two inflated balls on me. Damn, you make that four. All right, after that, it's time to go outside and test our next banned school product. These two bats might look identical, but this one is banned from all school sports. The inside is filled up with all corks, which theoretically would allow you to hit the ball twice as far. First up, I'm going to hit the ball with a regular bat and see how far it goes. Ready, guys? Yeah! Hit the ball. You ladies all right? Now it's time to test the cork bat. Let's see how much further I can hit with it. 3, 2, 1. Hit the ball. Yeah! The next banned school product are sunglasses, because when you wear them, teachers can't tell if you're asleep or not. Sean, are you asleep yet? Sean, I think he's just tired from the run. This next banned school product supposedly makes you twice as strong. Next up are these banned arm wrestling straps. Alan is going to be wearing them while arm wrestling Sean's crush. Hey, hey, hey, man, get up here. Yeah. First, I'm going to arm wrestle him without these to show you the difference it makes. On my whistle. 3, 2... Yes! Now I'll actually stand a chance with these. These wrist straps lock your hand and wrist together, making them way harder to bend for your opponent. Oh, okay, somebody's in trouble. Now with the banned arm wrestling strap. In 3, 2, 1. Hey, they made a huge difference, though. After all that chaos, the teachers are now distracted at lunch. So we're sneaking into their teacher's lounge to test a product that can literally change your grades. All right, I'm inside the teacher's lounge now, and I'm going to show you guys the next banned school product, red ink. Students are literally banned from using red ink because they can turn any grade into an A. Let me show you guys. A plus. Of course, Sean got the D. Yeah. But I'm going to show you guys how to turn this D minus into an A plus. A plus. This feels illegal. Hey, can you make it back to that D? Yeah. Is that the teacher? Go, go, go. Run, run, run, run. Faster. Is that Bubba? Yeah. Come here, Sean. For the final exam, we're testing the best banned school products in history. Welcome to your next class, world history. This next banned product is a pen with invisible ink I can use to write things down on your skin, and it'll appear invisible. Let's start with an easy one. In what year did humans first land on the moon? You can't see a single thing on his skin, right? But watch what happens when you put a black light to it. It's gone. The correct answer is 1969. Wait, but why else would a black light be banned in school? Because it reveals a lot more than just invisible ink. That's right. What? For the next banned product, we have this AI smart scanner. You can literally scan any question, and it'll tell you the answer. Next question. What's the world's largest country? Okay, let's find out if this thing actually works. Oh, my gosh, did it actually read your handwriting? World's largest country? Russia. Wow, this 100% has to be banned in schools. Did anyone get the answer? Anyone? Russia. Correct. What? I thought it was Antarctica. Huh? Next up is our sneakiest product yet. This just looks like an ordinary watch, right? But what teachers don't know is that it has a secret compartment. Next question. What is the most populated country in the world? Yo, so the answer's India. This is where you can store your hidden answers. All right, Zach. It's the Indian power! The answer is India. Yeah! India! Bonus question. Who was president of the United States of America when I was born? Wait, Russia? First of all, how old are you? I'm 67. 67? 67! We're not doing this brain rot here! 67! Get the hell out of here now! We've made it through every class using banned school products, but it all comes down to the final exam. If I catch anybody using banned school products, you will be expelled and sent to the world's strictest school. You have 30 minutes. All right, guys. So I have all my answers hidden inside this fake phone. Guys, watch out! What do you have in your hands? Nothing. Show me your hands. Nothing. Yeah, I have nothing. Eyes back on your exams. Guys, that was way too close because if even one of us gets caught cheating, all of us fail. Mark, you ready? Go for it. Then ****. I'm gonna look in my coat. Let me know if the teacher's looking. Perfect. It certainly was the right match. 25 minutes left. What was that? What was what? Don't let me catch you cheating! All right, here we go. 20 minutes left! So where's the answer? Oh, right here. Sean, come on. What's the next answer? Guys, is it just me or is the teacher kinda high? All right, guys. Watch my back. I want answers on the sticky notes so the next time he takes his seats, we all see the answers. Spock, hurry! He's gonna see you! All right, guys. Get ready. He's gonna take a sip. Everyone, look! Guys, he can't see. His glasses are off. Now's the perfect time to use your bad products. I have the answers hidden in this eraser. There's no way the teacher would ever suspect this. Mark, now go! Wait, hold it still so I can see. Guys, watch out. Oh, he's putting his glasses back on. All right, my turn. Sean, watch out. Oh, shoot. He might have seen me. Gotcha! Ooh. Why would you do that? Sorry, I thought. Put it back. Sorry, son. Five minutes left. Get moving! All right, so I definitely have the best fan school product. I have answers hidden in my shoe. Alan, watch out! What was that? Nothing. I swear to God, something's going on in here. That was way too close. The teacher's getting more and more suspicious. Seventy seconds left. Sixty-nine. Sixty-eight. Sixty-seven. Six-seven? Six-seven! Sixty-six. Tanner? Six-seven. No. Six-seven. Resist it, Tanner. Resist. Get the nurse! Six-seven! That's it! You're all expelled! And just like that, we now have to survive the world's strictest school. Get in there! Good luck surviving the world's strictest schools. Alan, how are we going to survive here? Don't worry. I got fan products to help us pass all of our classes, starting with math. And our first fan product is this AI smart scanner. You can use this product to scan any question and it will instantly solve it for you. Pop quiz. Square root of 4,489. Dude, there's no way. Sixty-seven. That has to be the answer. Alright, time's up. Correct answer was sixty-seven. Alright, next question. The next fan school product is this chat GPT backpack. It can listen to whatever question your teacher is asking and answer it for you. What are the first five digits of pi? Just five? Cherry pie, pumpkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, chicken pot pie. Alex. 3.14159. That's correct. I got it all memorized in here. And this is what I like to use my chat GPT backpack for. Yeah. The next fan school product is this pencil. Wait, why would a pencil be banned? Because it's not just any pencil. It's actually the world's most dangerous pencil, the John Wick pencil. The tip is made out of tungsten, the strongest metal in the world. So this is the exact replica of a human head. And we're going to see if this pencil can penetrate a human skull. Oh! I barely stabbed it. Look how deep it got inside this guy's skull. He's going to wake up with a bad headache. The next fan school product is this air cannon. Just wait until you find out why it got banned. One final question. If the Stokes twins have 145 million subscribers, how many more do they need before they reach 200 million? 55 million subscribers. Wrong. You'll never reach 200 million. You guys can literally prove him wrong by subscribing right now. I'm going to test the product now. Duck, duck, duck, duck. A plus hair day. Alex, I know that was you. Wait, wait, what? Get him. Something's funny here coming too. What did I do? You two are going to detention. No! Please, let me go. On to your next class. And this is only the beginning, because we've still got four more classes before the final exam. And we're saving our best banned products for last. What the hell is this place? Hold on, is this a torture device? How are these even allowed in school? It's not. It's banned because teachers would use it to do this. Now do exactly as I say, or I'll use that banned product on you next. Now we're headed to our next class, PE. Everyone line up. First up, we'll be playing dodgeball, except with this banned product. Yeah! I'll be launching, you'll be dodging. Okay, what's the strategy? Guys, I have a banned product we can all use. Nah, screw that. Quick, everybody hide behind the baddest one! Only one of you needs to survive all of these balls to pass. So I'm going to be using this banned product, smelling socks, because apparently it gives you superhuman reflexes so I can dodge these balls easier. Out, Tanner! Oh my God! Carl, out! You're out! Don't do it! What? You're out, you're out! Let's go! What do we do? Our chances of winning will increase exponentially if we just spread out. Spread out! You're back in! Zach, you're back in! Oh, that looked like it hurt. Zach, you good? This one's got you. You ladies alright? You! Putting this banned product on the highest setting. Last ball! What? I didn't know Alan was the dodgeball king. Sean, why didn't you play? Because why would I want to dodgeballs? Hey, yo! The next thing that's banned at schools is WWE because students would get injured. And WWE is fake. Y'all think WWE's fake. I'll show you fake. If I can beat you two by myself, the whole class has to do 50 laps. What? Shut up. Come get some, ladies. Oh, you like that, huh? Get ready to run 50 laps. Let's go. Watch out, watch out, watch out. You think that was fake? You kidding me? Run 50, right now. Nice looks real. Don't ever say it's fake. I'm out of breath. Which is why this next banned product is perfect. Oxygen in a can. It was banned because it gives student-athletes an unfair advantage. I feel like I can finally breathe again. Tanner's coming. Watch this. I'm going to give him a breath of fresh air. Tanner, you out of breath? Yeah, I can't breathe. Because I got you. Oxygen in a can. Oh, no way. No! I think that one might have had some methane in it. We only have three classes left until the final exam. But at this rate, Alex and Bach are not making it out of detention. Listen up. You two are going to copy every single word in this dictionary. I got to go take a dump. You better be done by the time I get back. Luckily for us, we've got all the time in the world. Because this is the next banned school product. The unrippable toilet paper. Earlier today, I replaced every single roll of toilet paper at the school with this. You can't rip it. He's not going to be able to wipe his ass. You guys can't see it yet, but I'm actually already wearing the next banned school product. AI-powered contact lenses. You can use it to look up anything or anyone. Check this out. And these can give you x-ray vision. Yeah. I got them too. Yeah. This is my favorite banned product. Sean, why are you looking at me like that? So that unrippable toilet paper should buy us enough time to test another banned school product. An airbag. I'm going to put this airbag in the detention teacher's seat. And the next time he sits down, it should explode and launch him through the roof. Now we wait. Hopefully, Alex's banned product works. Next for us is science class. Now we're experimenting with dangerous products that are banned in schools. Starting with this pendulum. Think fast, big boy. What? Our next banned school product is this electric Tesla coil. Banned because students would get electrocuted. Now before we test this on ourselves, we're going to work our way up. Starting with this flower. Let's find out what happens in 3, 2, 1. Whoa! Dude, it's coming out of all the pedals. Level 2, rostrum. Let's see what happens to it. Let's do it. Look, the sparks are coming out of its head. Is that going to happen to us? Now it's finally time to test it on ourselves. Let's see what happens. It has this tingling sensation. This laser got banned because it's so powerful, it can actually melt your skin. And we're going to find out if that's true by seeing how many balloons this laser can pop. Ready? Here we go. Oh my God! Two more. It popped all five balloons in like five seconds. I see why it's banned. Wait, no. I'm kidding, Sean. The next banned school product is this plasma cannon. And I'm going to show you why it's banned. To show you how powerful this is, I'm going to knock over all of these cans. What? You guys might want to get out of here. 3, 2, 1. Oh my God! The next banned school product is this fire extinguisher ball. It's meant to put out fires, but it got banned because it's basically a bomb. Let me show you guys. Oh my God, it worked. It did way more damage than a fire would have. These should definitely stay banned. This is the world's largest water rocket. Banned from schools because a group of students launched it so high it hit a helicopter and caused its crash. That's horrible. Count me down. In three. Guys, come back down. Guys, I got it. I got it. Yeah. Our next banned school products are helium and sulfur. Wait, they got banned because it changes your voice, right? Actually, they got banned because it was distracting. Okay, which one makes my voice deeper? That would be the sulfur. Let me try that. My voice is deep. Wait, so the helium is going to make my voice higher, right? That's correct. All right, let me try. I got it. Me too. Wait, everyone here is a subscriber except me? What did you say? You messed up. Meanwhile, the detention teacher was about to fall for Alex's banned product, the unrippable toilet paper. What the hell? It won't tear. Hey, I need something to wipe it with. Let me use your shirt. Hell no. I wasn't asking. Let me take you to the source. Help! Pop, here he comes. Let's see if he sits on the airbag. You again. Let my friends go! I thought you learned your lesson. Too bad I'm a slow learner. The airbag! Who put that there? And now, we're testing more banned school products and lunch. And the food here literally looks horrible. Enjoy. Well, good thing I have my next banned school product, this lunchbox. Huh? Why is a lunchbox banned? When you open a lunchbox, there's nothing there. But check this out. What? A secret compartment where you can store your favorite snacks. No way! Dude, this is sick! Alan, is this peanut butter? Yeah, that's actually the next banned school product. Because peanut butter is such a common allergy in schools. Alan, I think my cheeks are swelling up. Tanner, are you sure you're allergic to peanut butter? No, Alan, I swear my cheeks are swelling up. Dude, your cheeks look fine. I gotta get out of here. Damn. Stan! Is that on the menu? It's juicy back there. Well, that got me excited. So the next banned school product is this Pringle can. So when someone reaches in for a Pringle, they're getting more than just a Pringle. Let me show you why it's banned. Oh, and for this to work, I need to pretend to be asleep. Just trust me. Oh, Pringles. And he's asleep? Using banned school products, huh? Well, I've got a banned school product of my own. The Head Crusher. It was banned in the 1800s. Teachers used it on students who misbehaved. You guys are on strike, too. If I catch you using one more banned school product, that'll be your heads. The next banned school product is glass bottles. Because students would play spin the bottle during lunch. Wait, I'm not playing? Yeah, where are the girls at? They'll be here soon. Let me show you why it got banned. What the? It was on Tanner. Looks like Bubba's having Sean for- You're mine now, Sean. I feel like we should've done something. We've only got one more class before the final exam. So Alex and Bach need to escape detention before it's too late. We gotta find a way out of here. You got any ideas? Wait, I got this banned product. A realistic human face. The keys to the door are on his desk. I can put this face on, pretend to be a janitor, and get us out of here. But don't you think I should be the one to put it on? No. I got it. I'm here to clean your desk. And who are you? I'm the janitor. We don't have a janitor at this school. Well, you got one now. Alright, fine. I've had a long day. While Bach is up there looking for the keys, I have a plan B. I'm gonna call Alan so he can break us out of here. Why don't you start over here? Wait a minute. Something's not right. Gotcha. You have no idea what I'm about to do to you. Before we take the final exam, we're testing more banned school products in everybody's favorite class. Recess. Our next banned school product is this taser gun. And I'll show you why it got banned. Tanner, I think you're holding it wrong. Alan just count me down. In three, two, one. Tanner! Which direction is off? I don't know, just turn it off! The next banned school product is this giant water balloon. And it was banned because it would get so big, students would get trapped inside. We just have to wait for it to fill up. Good luck, Sean. In order to get out, I gotta wait for it to bust. Yeah. The next product that's banned from schools is a skateboard. Alright, Zach, show us what you got. Watch where you're going! Well, why the hell are you doing push-ups on the sidewalk? You got a problem with that, big back? What'd you call me, meathead? Yo, you good? You guys can't see, but I'm doing something else that's banned at school. What? All I did was pee my pants. So I've noticed all day long, Tanner's been hitting his vape. And vapes are actually banned in all schools. So because of that, I took his vape away from him. And now, Tanner's throwing a fit. You don't need it, Tanner! It's time to make a change! Alright, Sean, it's about to pop! Yeah, I'm ready! That's why it got banned. You stole my water balloon water? This is a human slingshot. It got banned because it's basically a giant rubber band that makes players launch into each other. That sounds like fun. Go! Perfectly. Cat's in the perfect position for... I'm stuck! You two are lucky. I have a final exam to go to. Don't move. We've passed every class using banned school products. But none of that matters if we can't pass the final exam. Listen up! This is your final exam. Cheating on this exam is impossible. If you get caught cheating, you're going to jail. You may begin. We've got a problem in the field. Over. Okay, so I have this fake water bottle here with a secret compartment. I hid all the answers right here. What is that? It's just water. I'm watching you. 55 minutes left, everyone. Get back to work. That was way too close. Hey, hey, show me. Okay, got it. Cat, hurry! Now's your chance. I've got all the answers hidden right here. He's never going to catch me. Don't worry, guys. I've got everything right here. Hey, what's going on with your neck? Uh, I got hit by a chair. Watch yourself. Class, you have 30 minutes left. I've got the best banned product yet. He'll never find it. He'll never know I'm using a fake arm. Hey, Charlton, what's the next answer? Hurry, he's going to see you. 20 minutes left. I've got all my answers in this Sharpie. I'm definitely passing this test. That was the perfect opportunity. Wish me luck. Hey, guys, get ready. Hey, I have a question about number 27. Everyone, look. Oh, okay, thanks. That helped a lot. Whoa! Look, all the answers. Hey, what's going on here? Get back here. You can't catch me, oldie. What the hell was that? Uh, they're tattoos. All right, class, you have five minutes left. You'll never expect a pencil back. All right, Zach, what do you got? Gotcha. Whoa. I thought you were cheating. Ooh, I'm bald. Class, continue. One minute. My lipstick trick is definitely better than his beanie. I hid all the answers right here. What is that? Stand up. You're hiding something. I swear I saw something. All right, guys, get out of here. Look. Help me first. What's going on? Get the hell out of here now! I knew it. You guys are going away forever. And now, there's only one place left. Good luck surviving the world's strictest prison. How are we going to survive prison? Lucky for us, I have a banned prison product. Wooden toothbrushes. They're banned because you can sharpen them into any weapon. Wait, what the? I swear to God, it just happened. Where'd they go? Hello? Please! No! Ah!