Kamala Harris ERUPTS After Greg Gutfeld EXPOSES Her DARK SECRETS On LIVE TV!

Kamala Harris has created her own scented candle and just like her it gets lit every night. She's a drunk. Waltz made himself fair game since his only attack was that the other guy was weird because everyone is weird the more you get to know them. It's why marriage is a commitment. Over time both spouses realize we're all back crazy but there's weird and there's dangerously insane and that's thinking children can decide to have themselves castrated. Greg Gutfeld stepped onto that stage and unleashed a full-blown comedic takedown of Kamala Harris and Tim Walls and nobody in that audience saw it coming. With biting sarcasm and jokes timed to perfection he tore into what he called the biggest cracks in their political armor. From Kamala's famously twisty answers to Walls's soft hands-off leadership nothing was off limits. If political spin wore a face Gutfeld painted a target on it and he did not miss. CBS's 60 minutes was caught editing their interview with Kamala Harris to make her look better. It's a shocking ethical lapse. Mike Wallace must be rolling in his grave not over this though but that his son is Chris Wallace. I think it's very important as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one to see the moment in time in which we exist in our present and to be able to contextualize it to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future. You know that's some bad weed. Generally when people get high they actually have some interesting thoughts not her. Gutfeld didn't just walk in that night he came in like a comedian loaded up and running purely on sarcasm wearing a grin that practically screamed this is about to hurt. He locked his sights on Kamala Harris and Tim Walls together. This wasn't a simple roast it was a full-scale double takedown. By the time it was over the political stage looked like it had been flattened by a comedy wrecking ball. Remained a constant than what impacted the polls and it's driven by identity politics. We're gonna cook today okay it's an Indian recipe yes because yeah you are yeah and you all helped us win in 2020 and we're gonna do it again in 2024. What would Trump have to say about Kamala's qualification? Well you know she's flip-flopping Greg I mean these are flip-flops and Indian people and blacks wear flip-flops which is good. If you're loving this breakdown so far smash that like button and subscribe because there's a lot more where this came from. He kicked things off with Kamala Harris the vice president with a stacked government resume and a speaking style Gutfeld compared to a GPS that keeps glitching out. He honed in on the strange rhythm of her public remarks, carefully built phrases that twist and loop like a freestyle rap that lost its way halfway through. Every time she opens her mouth he joked you genuinely can't tell if she's making a policy point or performing spoken word at an open mic. One of them at politico says it's like waltz's wide eyes showed his passion and emotional intensity can we show that there is that humans would widen their eyes to convey that danger is close what emotion are you getting from that sorry he compared her delivery to someone who just discovered what a metaphor is and now crams one into every sentence whether it fits or not and it comes to substance gutfeld says she skims right past the issues like they've got a do not disturb sign hanging on them in phoenix he cracked that asking kamala to explain inflation was like asking a cat to file your taxes lots of noise zero results she tiptoes around the big topics he said like the truth might shatter the moment she touches it filling the silence with nervous laughter and a word salad that leaves everyone more lost than when she started with waltz it's even bring him up he has a resting snitch face you know i mean he forfeited his man car during covid and the riots and and you're right and also at you know at that diner of course he left early so don't you find it weird that for a terrifying threat to democracy that trump is not a single interviewer in the history in his history has approached him with trepidation hoping for a gutfeld said her speeches sometimes sound like a ted talk from someone who skipped every single rehearsal he blasted her legendary habit of dodging hard questions saying watching her in interviews felt like someone playing dodgeball with the facts every time reality closed in she'd retreat to lines like let's be clear without ever actually clearing up a thing he compared it to a cooking show where the chef explains lasagna using nothing but cloud metaphors and a nervous giggle endless talking zero insight just confusion served on a plate then came the border a topic she's officially tied to but almost never actually addresses gutfeld's take it's like a gym membership technically active practically never used he jokes she treats the border like a problem that'll fix itself if she ignores it long enough and that she's more likely to show up on mars than anywhere near it when immigration finally comes up he said she handles it with the urgency of a weather report i want to see this in slow motion you'll see uh waltz extends his hand to his wife she grabs it they shake he pulls her close and then goes in for that non-friction hug all the while still shaking her hand i wish there was a word to describe that oh yeah weird just when the crowd thought the jokes couldn't cut any deeper gutfeld turned his attention to tim walz if kamala brings the confusion he joked walz brings the hesitation gutfeld painted him as the kind of leader who strolls into a crisis holding a clipboard and walks out with nothing but a shrug under his leadership gutfeld said minnesota stopped feeling like a success story and started feeling like an endless maze of red tape gutfeld went straight after waltz's pandemic era choices the ones that buried everyone in zoom calls shifting mask rules and messaging that flipped week to week he described waltz as a captain drifting through his own rule book like a dj spinning songs nobody asked for jim shut down one day reopened the next but only under bizarre new conditions health policy under walls he joked looked like it was written by a panicked committee running on pure chaos as a teacher my number one responsibility in the classroom is the safety security and belongingness of every single child in that room these are children my son's age a fourth grader a 10 year old who just wants to go to the bathroom and their identity is they are male or female and they just go in that bathroom and use it end quote sounds so folksy you know belongingness yeah they'll be belonging in therapy with this guy at the helm and when it came to the crime surge gutfeld didn't hold back he said waltz treated rising violence like a rumor he hoped would minnesota's major cities spiraled into unrest while waltz responded with meetings statements and what gutfeld called a calm face full of mild concern he described waltz as someone who read the leadership playbook backward starting with the blame skipping the action completely watching waltz face reporters gutfeld joked felt like a substitute teacher trying to explain quantum physics to a room full of kindergartners awkward lost and totally out of his depth he also mocked waltz's flat public presence calling it dull as a soggy mop and saying his vision was about as sharp as a bat's eyesight at noon waltz didn't lead he stalled he didn't decide he delayed and when things blew up he acted like someone else had lit the fuse question of what can be unburdened by what has been we see what can be unburdened by what has been to see what can be unburdened by what has been believing in what can be unburdened by what has been what can be unburdened by what has been what can be unburdened by what has been what can be unburdened by what has been having faith in what can be unburdened by what has been see what can be unburdened by what has been to see what can be unburdened by what has been you know if kamala gets dementia it would be an improvement but gutfeld was far from done he circled back to kamala with the precision of a seasoned roast master he brought up her time as california's attorney general arguing her reforms often looked more built for headlines than for real justice he also went after her constantly shifting positions joking she's a political chameleon on a permanent wi-fi connection always updating this administration and the spouse swapping of the vp and the president we saw before like dr jill didn't kiss joe like that yeah you know i'm saying and now he's he couldn't wait to get that full embrace it wasn't a bro hug it was a yo hug and uh he put his wife in the friend zone yes it's always that must have been a fun car ride home yeah why can't you hug me like her husband it's weird it is weird you know joey i think that it's okay to take uh uh waltz's picadillo's if you call it apart because remember he broke the seal by calling vance weird and we're all weird including him yeah we're very weird then came the legendary nervous laugh gutfeld pointed out her habit of bursting into laughter at exactly the wrong moments like she's buffering in real time he joked kamala's nervous giggle could power a small wind farm and it shows up right on cue the second she realizes she doesn't have an answer asking her a simple question he said is like setting off a rube goldberg machine loud complicated and going absolutely nowhere then he swung back to halls because apparently there was still plenty left to say he mocked waltz's heavy reliance on task forces and committees where every problem from violent crime to potholes turns into another study another panel another delay he compared it to piling up dirty laundry and hoping someone else deals with it he also torched the education results under walls pointing to falling test scores while funding poured into programs that sounded like rejected ted talk pitches leaving kids fluent in buzzwords but not much else kamala harris is the democrat candidate for president of the united states i'll give you a second to come to the borders are who couldn't find our southern border on a map of texas now wants to be america's commander-in-chief kamala couldn't lead a campfire sing-along let alone the country's armed forces but does that matter not to the media now they would like this framed as a team sport battle left versus right democrat versus republican but in reality it's the media narrative machine versus then gutfeld lined up their flaws like a matched set of dysfunction kamala's confusion he said pairs perfectly with waltz's indecision two sides of the same shaky coin one delivers speeches that come out completely scrambled the other runs things like he lost momentum halfway and never got it back together he joked they're like a buffering wi-fi signal always trying to connect never quite getting there he closed out their combined act with a brutal final line kamala shows up with half-baked inspiration while waltz manages everything like leadership can just be microwaved put them in a room together to solve a problem he joked and kamala would whip up a word salad so tangled even ai couldn't decode it while walls quietly calls for a task force and slips out the back door before anything gets solved who made her first major speech last night since trunk took office and it was another classic ball of verbal vomit here she is referencing a viral video of elephants watch who saw that video from a couple of weeks ago the one of the elephants at the san diego zoo during the earthquake gutfeld also went after kamala's carefully built public image assembled he said like a wobbly jenga tower made of friendly interviews glowing headlines and rehearsed empathy he contrasted it with walls's flat forgettable presence joking it felt like a 404 error trying to run an entire state in his view neither one truly leads but both have become experts at dodging accountability what had the crowd roaring his comparison of kamala's vice presidency to a group project where she barely shows up but still wants full credit meanwhile walls runs minnesota like he's still waiting for the tutorial screen to finish loading beaker former vp nominee tim waltz he joined beto o'rourke at a texas town hall last night and the estrogen levels were enough to give chuck norris menstrual cramps i wonder is our strength our diversity our strength is our diversity we've been talking about this for years as a country of immigrants and we let them define the issue on immigration we let them define the issue on dni ei and we let them define what then came the knockout line and it landed hard gutfeld argued that kamala harris and tim walls are living proof of what happens when style completely beats out substance in his words they're like a beautifully wrapped gift box with absolutely nothing inside he called kamala's laugh a national mystery he said walls's vision for the future is basically an urban legend and if he ever rolled out a bold plan you'd need a translator a dictionary and a whole lot of free time just to figure out what he meant he painted the final picture kamala at a podium saying things that sound important until you replay them and realize there's nothing there and walls standing right next to her clutching a binder stuffed with buzzwords not even sure which page he's on together gutfeld concluded they're a duet with no melody both singing neither one saying a thing and gutfeld made one thing crystal clear he wasn't done because as long as kamala keeps speaking in riddles and waltz keeps governing off an instruction manual written in invisible ink there will always be another headline to mock another policy to laugh at and another moment begging to be roasted