We Bought 2 Amazon Mystery Boxes… WHAT'S Inside?!

Mark here, my wife Tara and our daughter Tiana and welcome to what's in that Amazon box. Probably should have told me what to say beforehand. What's in that Amazon box? We're supposed to be in sync. Yeah. And this here is Nix, of course, one of our nine black cats who loves boxes and maybe there'll be something in the box for her. So we picked this up at a store called Uncle Wiener's warehouse, which is kind of a little strange name, but we got two of these boxes here. They're normally $70. If you buy two, you get $10 off per box. So $60 each. So Tara called me up one afternoon and said, you know, they've got these boxes. Go get them. We need some fun. Yep. Let's have some fun. So we figured we've, we've seen people do these before. There's apparently a guarantee of at least, I guess, $70 worth of material in the box, but is it something that we will use? Or you want, or the cats would want, or yeah, right. So we've got two boxes, one here, one here. And this box actually has a battery sticker on it. So there is some sort of electronics in it. This box is lighter than this box. So I was joking saying maybe there's weights in it or something. That would be funny. So without further ado, let's move the pussycat off the box. Bye, Nix. And no, I haven't sneaked a peek. Yeah, she was trying. I tried. Had to keep her until we were all set up. Okay. So, okay. Don't look at it too much. Just grab something. I already see, I already know. Just grab something. Candles. Ribbon. It's candles. It says ribbon on it. I know it does. You've got in my glasses. Okay. Velvet ribbon. Let me read it here. Velvet ribbon. Vital Zart. Your first response was incorrect. It's not candles. Oh, it's a spool. It's a ribbon. It is, okay. So it's actually velvet ribbon. See, craft supplies. On a spool. That's nice. Okay. All right. Oh, these are brushes. We saw these. Oh, they're the contour face brushes. They're just really soft. There's three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Ooh. 14. Woo. So they're, oh, they are soft. So what are they? It's a facial brush. For makeup or something. Lymphatic contour face brush. Reducing puffiness, promoting circulation, dry brushing face, contouring smooth lymphatic, something, something. Brush for face, chin, and new item. There's 14 of them. Okay, well, we got 14 of them. So if anybody is interested in one. A face brush. Hook us up, I mean, check us out. Okay, so put them over there. Okay. Does look electronical. Carbon monoxide alarm. Okay, it's a plug-in carbon monoxide alarm. Which we don't need here. Yeah, because we do not have natural gas here. So, okay, good. So that's good to pass around to people, right? Stay safe. It's not something we would use, but. Have a carbon monoxide sensor. Right? Oh, we got more of them. Okay, so we got three. Mystery package. Oh, it feels like a file. It feels like an important file. To avoid suffocation, keep away from children. I know what it is. It's one of those collapsing, shelving, hang in the closet shelving thing. Did you get it right? Let's see. I'm pretty good considering. We go to crazy kids. And we pick out stuff that nobody knows what it is. Exactly what it is. Oh, now it's a tote. Okay, collapsible laundry basket. Yeah, a collapsible tote, like a laundry basket. Good deal. And here's the opening. Yeah, you can use this. Oh, look. Oh, there's the picture. Oh, it's for craft supplies. Durable construction with secure latches. Nutcracker and figurine collectible storage. Nutcracker figurine. Nutcracker and figurine. Wine storage. Yeah, see, I saw it and I thought wine. Wine storage. Okay, let's see. Okay. There's more ribbon. Oh, whoa. More velvet ribbon. One's green. Green. Brown. Yeah, this is brown. All right. There's. That I can use for craft supplies. There's some tech. Ah, this is a five-in-one sound, audio. Okay, so this is a, it looks like a phone holder slash charger possibly, but it has a speaker built into it. So you set your cell phone down on that. Oh. And then you can play your music. So, okay. Wireless speaker. Oh, I'm already excited. I know. I know what you're looking at, but you're not getting to that yet. Okay. Mini black top 10 pieces. Mini black top decorate. Yeah, they're hats. Oh, little top hats. Yeah, for little. Oh my God, we need to put them on the chickens. Okay. Do we want to open everything? We see what it is. Let's open it. You want to put them on the chickens. Okay, well. So they're just little top hats. You mean I don't have to open them all? Well, okay, you can open them. It's yours now, right? You bought it. Test kit. Oh, another carbon monoxide. Where's Nick's? Nick's is over on the counter. Okay, grab Nick's. It's a little top hat. There's not a lot of it on the counter, but. It's okay. I grabbed your whole thing. Hold on. I already put it away. Oh, oh, okay. Sorry, Nick's. We'll get you later. We'll have to get a little bands that go under the chin. I know what you're looking at, and we're getting to it. A sofa slip cover. You just bought some slip covers a while ago to put over. Yeah, I did. So this is sofa. So there's chair, loveseat, sofa, and XL sofa. Well, it does go over the arms, so. Yeah, so that's what that looks like there. Okay. And the one Mom caught a glimpse of that she's excited for. Acrylic maker. So is this for like stained glass? Ah, markers. Paint pen. I'm not exactly sure. So this is 30 colors acrylic marker, dual tip, most surfaces, strong coverage. Paint on various surfaces like porcelain, ceramic glass, treated wood, leather, canvas, fabric, metal, and plastic. These marker pens are perfect for creating kindness, rocks, scrapbooking, or customizing mugs. Okay. All right. You got two of those? Three. Three of those, okay. And there's a jump rope. Ah, getting fitness. Right? Jump rope. I know what that is. I don't need to open that up. I've had enough exercise. Yeah. Well, we're still going. It's called farm exercise. We're still going to exercise. Flex kit bands. They look like for your hand. They're five finger ones to stretch. So you put it on your fingers and just stretch it. Well, they're a little, these ones are a little small. My hands, my fingers won't really fit in those. And then this one is 40 pounds, 30 pounds. So it looks like it's 40 pounds this way and it's 30 pounds this way. Easy peasy. Okay, so you can get the grip. Oh, nope, that happened. Somebody asked recently, what happened to Tara's hand? I think you sprained it on somebody. No, it's my arthritis. It's a little fitness kit. And Christmas is coming, you guys. Instructions. Yeah, Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. If you know us. We'll give you a great price on anything we don't want. Oh, there's more of them. Yes, there's four of them. So four of them total. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's probably, I think I recall something about duplicates. They just throw a bunch of duplicates in and kind of mix it up. I need this box to get over there. I know, it's bothering you. A lip ice pack. Maybe it makes you go. It's sealed here, so. Refrigerate the product for one hour or place in the freezer to shorten cooling time after insured temperature. So lip pack, cosmetic. After, minimize the after cosmetic. So if you're getting your lips. So if you have Botox, I guess, or something. Your lips are really big. Or you just use it as an ice pack. Lip ice pack. Yeah, you have sore. You don't have to worry about that in the winter here because everything just freezes exposed skin. So this is another mystery. This is Swan Fork personalized gifts for women S. Small. And it says, do not use a blade to open it. So. How do you do? It says stemmed wine glass. Oh, I didn't see that. I was looking at the actual tag, not that. But yeah, it says not to. Well, we are going to. It says not to use an OFA knife. We're gonna use a Leatherman. I did not read the bold lettering. I just saw the item number and then I ignored it. We'll just have to make it a gift. Oh, it's nicely. Oh, there's. Ah, don't lose the bottom of that. Oh, it's a little glass cup. Didn't you always want one of those? No. How's that a wine? I don't know. Maybe you drink wine out of the shoe. Wine. It says wine. Cheers. Yeah. Oh, but we should put, maybe we should just think of somebody to gift this to. Cheers to you. Yeah, well, I guess that's. Yeah, there you go. It's a stemmed wine glass. Oh, it's nicely engraved or something. Yeah, it has an S. Swan Fort. Swan. Swan Fort. Huh. Yeah, so that's. I don't know. We'll have to look up some of this stuff and see what it actually is worth. Whoa, that's real crystal. I do remember that. Is it? Yeah. I remember that sound. Ah. My mom. Real crystal. Oh, your mother. Yeah. You had to go around and check everything. Yeah, and God forbid you break one of hers. Was that crystal? Yeah. Okay. All right, well, that's a neat little gift. Any wine drinkers out there? If somebody has a name that starts with an S kind of thing, doesn't have to mean, because it's got the big S on it. So Sherry or Susan. Wrapping organizer. A wrapping organizer. Keep your wrapping paper safe and organized. Oh, it's a big. Yeah. Oh, okay. It folds out. And then wrapping paper's a certain length. Yeah. I don't do presents anymore. You get wrapped with newspaper. Yeah, you get newspaper. But that probably would be a good fit for under the bed. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't have to be for, it's just an organizer. It can be used for a lot of different things. Yeah, this looks like some sort of battery operated lamp. Ah, the battery. Oh, and that's it. That's the last thing. Pan, she, battery. Battery, opera. Operated. Okay, let's open it up. Two packs. That's the opera. Fans. Now it looks technical. Oh, no. Oh, look, it's got. Mark will like it. Ah, I don't know. Well, you just take out the instruction manual, so it's a. Our son just bought a new house, so he's gonna need some electrical. This may work. We'll have to paint it black, though. In his first room. Yeah, 12 RGB colors. Oh. Oh, he might like that. Two dynamic luminous mode. Dimming brightness. Your art. Yeah, okay. It looks like it's a lamp. There's two. There's two of them. Yeah, there's two. And then I guess this. Oh, right outside, they're sliding. On the, on the. These are more indoor lights. Yeah, they are. Not. Maybe this way. Oh, this way. Well, maybe that. Right there. But we have to paint them black. No, you don't have to paint them. No. We are gifting them, you don't. They're colors black. Here, use your markers. Oh, wait, get my finger out of there. Okay. All right. All right, so those are kind of cool. Oh, hang on, hang on. Doesn't it go in there? It's always repackaging. I think you guys are just also kind of destructive. Just saying. I think that's supposed to go in there. Look, and there's a USB. I guess, yeah, battery operated. Yeah. You both brute force things. Like, ooh, it doesn't fit. Let me shove it in here. We could kick her out any time. Yeah, we invited you to this party. Hey, it was originally me and Mom talking about getting one. No, I meant the house. Okay. Oh, I thought you were talking about this. All right, this is the heavy one with weights in it. I don't know. Okay, nobody says this one. Okay, the suede will come in handy for crafts. That'll come in handy for crafts. There's a lot of these brushes. Have fun, but they're not for me. Mark may like the wireless speaker. I don't know. I think most of it. Things that I would use in here. I would use this. I already have enough of these. Oh, the markers are mine. Yeah, Tara would probably use most of this afternoon. I'll use, like, storage. Maybe if the sofa cover is on a sofa that I sit on. See, I have a mat. Oh, maybe. Well, that might work. The ice pack for the lips, maybe. Braxton and Brayden. And then, okay. It's fun, though. It's entertainment, right? So, we don't get out much. Did you just say that? So, we go out for dinner every once in a while. You know, it's like every few months. The last person who went out for dinner was you, and you went by yourself. That's right. Well, that was, well, yeah, it was lunch, and we went to a Chinese buffet, and I thought. A restaurant that we all enjoy together. Don't worry, we're not locked up. We choose to stay home. We like it at home. And we don't go on vacations, because Tara doesn't like to travel. She likes to stay at home. So, entertainment. You know, why not? It's fun, and yeah. You go first on this one, and I get to go ha-ha? You're gonna jump in here? Okay. Yeah. I'm just here for the ride. Oh, my gosh, this one's gonna be. Oh, look, more of FlixFit. What? How did we get the same thing? That's not very fair. Well, that's fair. It's a round of applause. No, they came in on the same load, so they would have shared the love with different ones. Oh, but the velvet ribbon. But, actually, you know what? It's funny, because I have this issue where I like things matching. I guess. Okay, more chloromonoxide. Yep. Let me guess what this is. I see something. I have no clue. Yeah, well, you might as well just leave it, because we know what it is. It's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. So, you might want to gift that one. Yeah, but it comes out of the bag. This is a travel bag. Yeah, but it's already wrapped. We already discussed this, right? It was great wrapping paper. Now you have to re-wrap it. Ooh, new things. Or put it in a gift bag. Oh, look, three more of those. Okay, next time, tell them to grab from different areas of the... Yeah. Mind you, I know there's probably some kids Here's another wine glass. Oh, look at that. Oh, now we got more ribbon. A second wine glass. This is not getting exciting. Just wait. I'm giving you all the things I see we've already done. There's the wrapping. Different things. The wrapping gift box. There's that. All right, not exciting. There's another lip ice pack. Really? And more brushes. Not impressed. So, maybe one box at a time. Okay. Unless you want to stock the store. Yeah, yeah. This is new. The temperature. Oh, that's a return. Yeah, a thermal infrared camera. That looks like busted. Well, I don't know. Put another jump rope. And a brush. I mean, Christmas is coming. Everybody gets a... Yeah, what's this? It's this sticky... Yes. Okay, well, we'll have to cut that out. This is a thermal gun. A pyrometer, actually, is what they're called. But a temp gun or a temperature gun. Which has, it's packaged up. It looks like it's not coming from the unit itself. It looks like it was dropped in somebody's corn syrup. And they just figured they'd throw it in the bag. So, we'll have to open that up. Don't wash your hands. Yes, I know. But I'm excited to see what else there is. I'm kind of excited for this one. Tree swing straps. Fine, I'll go with tree swing. I don't know what it's... Seems pretty small. It's the tree swing straps. Like, you know when you do, like, aerobics in the trees, is that what you mean? Aerobics? No, like... They're pink. Oh, eh. Leather straps. Maybe you can die downstairs. I just don't do pink, but that's okay, to each his own. Oil control moisturizer. You're hiding that from your mother's eyes. Mom keeps snooping in here and going, ooh! Mattifying care, fast absorption. Beggs and Sons, Chicago. Oily skin. Skin care for men. Oh, look at that. Thank God, because Tara don't do skin care. I don't really do skin care. No. I'd be like, eh, after a day or something, I don't know. Maybe it's very expensive. I got excited for this, but then I saw it said ethernet. It says ether. So I'm guessing it's an ethernet cable. It said cat. Well, actually... 33 feet. Yeah. Oh, 33 feet, that's a little long. I actually need another one for the... DD Mall Cat. Yeah, that's what it is. It's an ethernet... Yep, figured. So that's perfect. It's a flat. Ooh, it's Cat 8. Is that good? We have nine cats. It's a Cat 8. That's fun. Yeah, Cat 8 is high speed. 40 gigabits per second. It's a... Yeah, it looks like a good, baldy... Good, baldy cable. So thankful. But it looks like indoor, possibly. But no, I'll use that. Found something that I... That goes in this pile. This is Mark's pile. Oh, Mark's pile. It's right here. Can we get it a little bit, Matt? No, it's on the shelf liner. Oh, we were just talking about this with the boys. Look at that. Non-adhesive drawer liner. Well, you're supposed to get adhesive. No, maybe it's a fabric. Because their drawers in their house until they get a new place is very sturdy. Like, it's worn. I couldn't wash a lot of them off, so. Boys. Pumpkins. Oh my God. Oh, are these ice cubes? These are silicone. Yeah, but do you make ice cubes? Well, you do candles, everything. If you know Tiana and I, when we go to Crazy Bins, we buy every silicone thing that we can see. My collection is huge. So that literally goes right in the drawer right here. Well, hang on a second, let's have a look at it. They're different pumpkins. Little pumpkins. Oh yeah, they're just. Okay, they're in sizes. Yeah, because I immediately go. And they're silicone. I immediately go to ice. So yeah, they've got the little stands on them and you fill them up with. Oh, you can do pudding, you can do Jell-O. Jell-O, you can do chocolate. You need a bunch of them. No way, that's a lot of work. You should see our collection. Okay, all right. Now you can put it in the, we'll just put it here. Carpenter bee trap. Carpenter. Wooden house. Carpenter bee trap, wooden house. Two packs. What's a carpenter bee? It's a bee. Oh, they're actually really cute, but I don't do bees. Maybe one of those ones in the tree back there. I don't know. Carpenter bee. Yeah. Oh, wait, do I get honey? There's a jar. There's a jar in there. Do you guys know anything about carpenter bee houses? Honey bees, but okay. Well, they're cute for sure, decor, right? Well, but there's a jar in there, so could you screw it on, get honey, and then take it off the jar and get honey? Maybe we'll have to do our research. That's kind of cool. Do carpenter bees have honey? I love you, aunt. Oh, it's a dog tag? Yeah, it says, I love you, aunt. Like aunt, aunt. Oh, okay, aunt. Thank you, your nephew. Depends on if you're British or not. Okay, so a dog tag for an aunt. Ooh, it's heavy. Shoes! Ooh, what size? How do they fit? They're probably not gonna fit me. They have to be like 12 wide. 11 1⁄2 wide. Let's see. Men's. Well, they'd be close. They're yours. But they might be tight. My new farm shoes. Fit the bill. Liberate your toes. Nice, I wanna liberate my toes. Perfect. 11 1⁄2? Yeah. 11 1⁄2 wide? Okay, that might. Yeah, 11 1⁄2 wide. Okay, men's. You have. Maybe. Two options. Liberate, I get two. Second one first. So shoes are like 70 bucks. Oh, yeah. In itself, the shoes are probably, probably pay better. Yeah, a lot more than that now. Do you want the cute thing or do you want the heavy thing? Just the first thing you grab. Yeah, cute, sure. We'll decide which was heavy. The cute. Wooden ramp toy for children. 18 months plus. That's okay, I know who's getting that. 18 months plus. I know what this is. I know who's getting that. Okay. And the heavy thing. Okay, so this is the. Bricks. Yeah. It's really heavy. Set of two. Ensemble. Set of two. Whoa, whoa, don't. Amazon basics inspected. It's weights. Exactly what it is. It's weights, it's weights. It's weights. I knew it. It's weights. Five pounds? Yeah, five pounds. The whole box, I guess, altogether. Five pound weights. All right. I guess somebody returned them. They didn't like the color or just decided not to work out. All right. Okay, well that was fun. But yeah, there were a lot of duplicates. So maybe next time we just do one box. Because I think what they do is they take and line up all the boxes. And they're like, okay, we'll put these in here. We'll put these ones in this box. And they go down the line, right? Yeah. So, or if I went in, because it's all one shipment. They sell out of them pretty quickly. Or I tell them I want one from the back and I want one that's sitting out on the floor. Yeah. And there's a lot of these, like these, we'd go on crazy bins and maybe every three weeks, you'd see about a hundred of these. So we have to kind of, yeah, because if we went to, if we went to crazy bins and did this, then we would be picking this up for a buck. So we'd be picking everything up for a buck. So one, two, three, four, five. Well, yeah, but there is no more crazy bins. Yeah, there is. Or there's a different brand. Mucho loco. No, don't, shh, don't tell anyone. All right. 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