Best Of Cartoon Cats - Episode 42

Every kitty has nine lives, but eight of mine went fast. Now there's only one life left, and I want to make it last! Pardon me, sir, but why does your car have feet? What's it to you? I gets my exercise taking them to the junkyard this way. Would you like it better if I squeezed them up first, like this? Or this? Or this? What are you shaking for? You nervous or something? Then beat it, you nosy punk! Boy, I'm staying out of his way. Uh-oh, a dog. Gee, what a gorgeous girl cat. I ought to save her. I ought to, but I won't. Taking chances has finished me eight times. Eight. Eight. You called, Boobaloo? Hepcat? A-a-a-a-a dog. Oh, I dig, I dig, man. Like, oh, that reminds me, those drumsticks are nowheresville, man. Like, dig, so why don't you just give them to old Fido or Rudy? No way! Bows! No! You saved me! You're a hero. H-h-hero? Oh, no, you don't understand. What's your name? F-F-Freddy. B-b-b-b-b. Freddy? How nice. Hi, Lulu. Your whiskers are so manly. I mean, catly. R-r-r-really? Gee, thanks. Hey, what's that? Best wishes from Danny Cupid, stupid. You're in love. In my little finger? Look, Buster, no guarantees are the aim, just a love pot. Hey, hiya, kitten. Hi, Chuck. Kitten is splittin'. Hold it, Weasel. What you doing messing around with Lulu? Leave him be, Chuck. He's a hero. He's wonderful. He's brave. He's... He's leavin'. Don't let him push you around. Teach him a lesson. B-b-b-but... Hey, what's going on? It's working. Please, for me. Well, okay. Look, you big clown, why don't you just buzz off? I can't go around saying things like that to this good guy. I'm gonna wind up like that old c-c-car. That's right, sweetheart. Oh, Freddy, you're wonderful. Thanks. I hope you don't mind sh-sh-short guys. Hey, I'd better get going. It's two o'clock. Oh, a kitty wizard here. Oh, yes. I shall help it. No, no, that's okay, Wiz. Every time you help us, things get w-w-worse. Oh, fear is not, Freddy Cat. Hey, Abra... Abra-cat-debra. Oh, no. Freddy, what's wrong? I'm afraid of heights. Oh, my wand worketh now. Oh, Abra-cat-debra. Big mouse for a week. Oops. Oh, I-I pushed the mouse button. Oh, dear. Oh, Abra-cat-debra. Oh, that taketh care of that. Well, farewell. Come on, Freddy, let's go. Just a minute. Look, you overgrown alley cat. Tell me one thing I did-I did today. Oops. Where'd this big lizard come from? That Freddy Cat really bugs me. I'm gonna give him a double whammy. Oh, I'm in love with a l-l-l-lizard. Gee, Lulu, give you any ideas? Everybody's in love. Well, I'm not. You're a show-off, and I can't stand your friends. Goodbye. Bye. But-but-but, Lulu. Oh, come on, Ed, it's getting late. We're leaving. Love. Yuck. Double yuck. Never again. I've learned my lesson. You're never too old to learn something new. Oops. And I just learned to mind my own business. Meow. First Hiram, then Zeke, and now Louie. Our third loss this week. And still no cheese. I'm starving. We got to get rid of that cat. Meow. That's a trick, son, that's a trick. It can come out now. It's only me, Cousin Hymen. It's our city cousin, Hymen. Glad to see you, Hymen. Hiya, Hymen. Hymen! Hiya, fellas. Hey, guys, where's Hiram, Zeke, and Louie? It's that new cat in the barn, Hymen. He's a killer. Oh, yeah? Well, just leave me your cousin, Hymen. Meow. He did it! Oh, boy, cheese! Ding, dong, bell, pussy's in a well. Who put her in? Little Hymen grin. Who pulled her out? Ding, dong, bell, ding, dong, bell. Ding, dong, bell, pussy's in a well. And who put her in? Little Hymen, huh? Ding, dong, bell, pussy's in... Who put her in? Little Hymen grin. Who pulled her out? Ding, dong, bell, ding, dong... Huh? Meow! Ding, dong, bell, ding, dong, bell. Achoo! Gesundheit. Poor cousin Hymen. He was a nice guy. Ah. Achoo! Well, folks, all's well that ends in a well. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, yeah!