In this episode of By The Way, Njugush and Cele dive into the raw and real stories from their lives after completing Form 4. From navigating the challenges of job hunting to stumbling into a Nairobi-based multi-level marketing (pyramid) scheme, they share the highs and lows of their post-high school journey. Tune in for laughter, lessons, and reflections on how these experiences shaped their careers today. Don’t miss out on this relatable conversation!
Timothy Kimani and other speakers recount their early struggles with unemployment after high school. They share humorous yet cautionary tales of navigating the \"hustle,\" including chaotic theater productions, encounters with vigilantes, falling for pyramid schemes, and organizing scrap metal collection, reflecting on how financial desperation makes young people vulnerable to scams and odd labor.
Here's our third episode, welcome back
On By the Way with my not-so-experts.
Wasalimie
Yeah, what's up, what's up
Thank you so much for asking me again.
People want to learn from the expert, not the other way around.
And I'm happy to be here
The first two episodes were great.
You're welcome.
So this one is just going to be
This space with my not so expert
So you said I was late every time
I've got you.
This is me with my not-so-expert on
By the way, what's your name?
As long as you're going to afford me
So ladies and gentlemen, my name is
Is Timothy Kimwani, aka Tall, Dark, and Handsome.
Straighten your shirt.
Also known as Author.
A.k.a. Author. It happens to authors.
We are sorry.
I got my book before we even left. I got my book.
In the book.
Sorry.
They have books, they have paper, but Selena doesn't have a physical book.
I think this is a little difficult.
Now, we have a physical book.
And where is it?
It is in Kenya.
www.njugush.ke
You get the physical book
That is the physical book.
Yes, yes, yes, yes
On the same www.njugush.ke
We have Amazon for e-readers.
E-book, the e-book is right there
And then we're going to launch an audio
Of the same read by yours truly
Kimani read the book from beginning to end.
Not so others
Now, let's get to the point.
By the way, by the way, tuko sawa hi
So far, we have changed the name
So far, by the way, Mino, your words are the same.
So today, by the way
By the way, I'm sorry
By the way
The remaining two are by the way.
By the way, mwajwa, you got so many new subscribers on my channel
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much, my not-so-expert.
So today on By The Way, we discuss tuna.
Or rather, I hadn't thought about it.
Since you're telling us more about it, okay,
It's more about you, love me, love them, whoever.
When the young man saw the old man, he was frightened.
You have been deceived by a false friend.
At the time of the rush, we were already exhausted.
Waithe, in the midst of the storm, we were already struggling to keep our footing.
I'll do this
Amoke, I'm sorry to hear that.
Hi, what was it?
Right turn at the intersection
If you are not here now, then you are not here at all.
Maybe good manners
The cup is broken, now it's July, the month of the broken cup.
The cup is heavy, but the handle is broken like this.
The wheel is round.
On the way to the market
The pot is heavy.
These are the ones of this
Nwonojo is a type of fish that is commonly found in the river.
You were lying down, now you're lying down again underneath
So, the lion roared with a mighty voice.
By the way, I didn't know you were into so many stories.
I have many stories to tell you.
That's why you need to take Kimani today
I have no idea what kind of job you're talking about, I don't know.
Good morning
But you thank God, Unipichia
But they did not judge us either
Like
This is
You know
Like
Nika, nika, your work of destruction, break it,㎉
That is, when you're in a place, you realize, I was about to go do what.
Like I remember, when I finished high school,
My first job, Nilimaliza Friday,
I didn't know what to do on Friday, so I just sat in the box.
What's up, Niko?
Yeah, yo box, sorry.
Jesus
I'm tired, I'm in the box, I'm exhausted.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know it's basically a chest.
Actually, it's a sanduku.
Yes, I know about that Adoko thing, but now it's exactly the same with the Kikuyu people.
Today is Friday.
Sasa nikitranslate.
You know when I speak, when I speak first of all, my thoughts are Kikuyu.
I don't know about you guys, but I think like a Kikuyu.
No, that's about you.
Then Swahili, then English.
The one who came before me to the box was the messenger.
This is a lie.
Yeah, so my box here knows.
Yes.
Alafu is a kicheka for hikitu, and it's real and fits well.
Biti.
Now.
Therefore.
Dude, be serious.
Yes, I know.
You know.
Therefore.
This is WhatsApp.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Your silence.
Hello!
Now, I know and understand clearly.
Hmm.
You came to this school alone, you live alone.
Everyone saw you after KCSE, just like that.
So, I found out on a Friday.
Monday, I was already tired
Kenya National Theater auditions.
So, the Kenya National Theater, up to date, has a body
On the day you're supposed to arrive, check if there are auditions happening then.
And I went, I saw.
The first book I auditioned for, Nika Pita.
Set books, yeah, they were doing set books.
Where? What a ride
Me, I wasn't ready
So, it starts in November
So, throughout the entire month of December, I've been practicing.
Actually, in early November
All of November, all of December, we've been practicing
And I had set books such as *Kifo Kisimani*
There is Zigu, I was Zigu
I was at the River Between, I was the father of
Is it Shege Mwayaki?
Whoever was the father
I was the father.
I was the father, you will know. I was the minister of marathi.
I had a feeling that you would change your decoration.
There's someone here off-screen, scratching without a decoupage.
I didn't receive the WhatsApp message.
I didn't have the other book. So I had those set books.
Mutitangana?
I know what I did that
Kifo Kisimani, River Between
Now tell me your story.
He told me about you
Did Ulienda set books?
So umekualify, umeaza kurevise
The day of revision, I am going to study.
So, you're saying, what's the big deal, Enemy of the People?
Oh, that's another my goodness
Enemy of the people, why do you hate me for the things I've done for you?
Enemy of the people, the kuliko is in the well, Dr. Stockmann
But in this group, we've entered, we've found there's a huge amount of garbage.
Ujamaa, as you know, are those who have all the roles.
At this theater venue.
So they know all the roles.
Among the brothers, who is the one who received all the inheritance?
Ascari 1, Ascari 2, all mysteries revealed.
At Ascari 1, he turned off the lights; at Ascari 2, he entered, concealing all mystery.
It's so good.
So, as expected, I entered the game and Messi.
When the month ends, the game will be over.
I don't want to play anymore.
So, uh, we got those, we played the show, come on, play the show,
So you're having rehearsal, you'll arrive in January, you're here now,
I told them, "You are for the sake of the sun."
Because Zile showed truthfulness, indeed,
Hamuto, yaona mpaka shule zifungwe.
Now, after Form 4, so clearly,
I am the one who is tired, above all, I have nothing else.
I'm going to collect, clink, clink.
What?
This January, I'll be attending a show.
It's February now.
Sasa, two people are talking about money.
You're welcome.
Correct, they wish you all the best.
February company.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Sasa tukambua hii March mebaki unajua ndiyo ananda kufanya mtiani.
So they really need to activate these books, they're the ones who should be doing it.
I am sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.
Hi hi hi hi
March 23rd, I heard that a show from Meru has been aired.
Wow.
Sasa, when I saw that item, I immediately knew it was mine.
I love traveling; let's go on a show.
I love to be loved.
So, like, okay, sawa.
Well, we've just started with the meal,
And I arrived late, so I started asking questions.
when our accountability leaders
You can answer.
Anuiza now and the show will be held tomorrow.
That's just how it is—schools are like performance stages.
They only told us February, we told them in regret.
Therefore.
February Naisha.
February Naisha.
So, arrive in March at the first stop of the journey and Meru.
Me, the first red flag, I was, no resistance.
I know where you're going on your trip; the car will arrive at your place.
My name is Kombolewa.
The car is breaking down, it's coming to a stop.
So, I'm excited about the bag.
Sisi, the coconut tree was tall.
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.
He walked down Kijabe Street.
It is located at the National Theatre.
Tuka toka.
Ana, hail a taxi.
What?
I was from Meru.
I know you were from Meru.
Are you saying we should just leave Meru?
Wait, Hamuendi as a team?
So you're just going to leave two spaces empty?
Sasa, that's what he asked me.
Other people's troubles come to them, and they are not aware.
Saidi to Nairobi
I'm glad we met here, I knew this would happen
Anyway, Nikasama, it's Sawa.
That car was really nice, and it had a screen here too.
So at least.
Oh, if you're going to be angry, then you're going to get it.
I will not give up, for I have already begun.
I will not give up, for I have already begun.
I will not give it to you, then I will take it back.
I will not give up, for I have already started.
I will not give in to temptation, for I will not be tempted.
At three o'clock, they were already there when they woke up.
Okay.
Ikebukuro National Theatre.
So ikakuja.
So we will go and sit at the foot of our trees.
I had props and costumes.
Tukafuwa at the Kenya National Theatre.
So I went to Meru.
Arrive at Meru.
He.
Nambio is currently at school here.
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.
So, if you come here, it would be India, it would be a mess.
I'm going to show you something amazing right now
This vile tutachapa is one here
You are not allowed to touch anything else
But you are assured of that one.
You are not assured of these other things
Yes
So this show, we're just going to give you a little bit more
They are from other schools
I don't know the phone numbers of the five schools
That account of yours is extremely, extremely, extremely bad
Kumi
Who is it that my father paid?
Hacha kuliza maswali ya accountability
The meat is already cooked
We are all going to die in the fire of meat
For your own good, I was about to roast the meat for you,
Yes, this is a GoTV channel.
So I had
You know only the truth
What is the reason for this sudden change?
I wanted to watch TV for us
So lajua iti ya nike mazi ita tosha nini nini
I had dreams.
Sasa
Today we are at Meru.
The three youths were punished.
Chamba zazadimitara kwa hiru
The fruit is one.
What is the room number?
That boy child, he is a real troublemaker, a real nuisance.
at the breakfast table, the children are gathered
The first thing that comes to mind when you think of slippers is whose?
Today we found a red and blue tulip
Are you tired?
So unambiguously, these boys were above it all
We are left with two of these stones.
Red on blue
So we will see what else happens
Your red is on blue engine
What are you waiting for?
Kume made slippers
Ninafaya mtu moja
Therefore
Who is it?
What?
Hey, I heard you got a job, congratulations!
Tunalala, come here.
The forest grows.
Room service, please bring it
Mommy, I want to go home
Now is the time to act, for the opportunity is fleeting.
Remember the costumes and props
I'm tired, I'm going hiking
Ukatoka
So, huu jama, I'm feeling like I need to break off this connection
So, my friend, don't be sad, everything will be fine.
Metafta gari, wame tuunguja
I'm waiting here, where are you?
For entering the car, please use the steps
Mademwa says, you can't do it yourself
Motorcycle funeral ceremony.
He.
Hello.
That place must be nice.
Therefore.
Anyway, we went to the school, we performed.
Where is the nearest shop?
Hm?
Who is the owner of the house on the hill?
It was burned down.
He.
It's a bit difficult to understand here.
That's what I was trying to figure out
So anyway, we went
He's giving a show
This one's a showstopper.
I will wait to see it.
By the way, what's the month?
I will only open the door when I see the light here
I will wait for you there
So after that
After part diem ulitupia
Tuna mkwanja ya rufukumi
So the next day, Tuka ended.
It was far away.
He's showing off
Remember that the hall was the place where the event took place.
I will not go there and then come back.
Wait a moment, Rudi, after class.
So, but I saw, passion was just drive.
Remember, I graduated from high school, we had a show, that's it.
Right now, we're in the middle of it, eh, I just called you to tell you this show is going to be awesome.
So, tomorrow's wedding is set,
Yes, we are doing marketing.
Therefore, from now on.
To cut a long story short,
Hey, come here, you're going to return home soon.
Wait, you're wearing those two slippers, silly.
Mkalala, now the beauty of being there is what I'm feeling.
Yesterday, I was so hungry that my mother, who was about to give me food, made me eat.
So they went away, they left, they were silent, they disappeared.
Here we go, let's begin.
You're always with me.
We don't know, we're waiting, just where is the car?
Oh, the rain has stopped, and the sky is clear too.
Tunenda stage.
Hi, this picture, I'm done with it, let's move on.
Ivo is the one who found the town.
The town is located just south of the equator.
Mwulitoka Muru,PropertyChanged, each person's own water source now
The town was destroyed by a terrible earthquake.
This night
No problem with going to Kamuru, Joska
What do you do?
What are you waiting for?
Taxi needs to be repaired.
I was hit 250 times
Who is it?
I arrived at 250 at 10 o'clock in the morning and spoke
So at least nitarudishi ya maa
I was about to give you a lesson.
Hi there
Where is Napata located?
That's why I decided to go to Joska
The taxi driver asked for 4,500.
Therefore.
Yeah, I don't know, hee, right now, right here, right now
There are double-decker M buses, just, eh, not country buses.
bus station, eh, APO Hakati, Kulikwana Taskiz Hakati
So, Mr. BS, you're here again, just like always, polishing your shoes.
So, I was the one who sold it, I told him, the chickens, there are many of them,
Nikaambia, soja, maze, mina eza kalia hii kiti, nilale tu apa,
Paka was a subui, the first car of the safari was, I think, a six.
Look here, trouble, I only had fifty bucks, and I spent fifty bucks.
What's mine is mine? Costume and...
Drops.
I finished, morning came and I went to Kamulu.
What do you think of others?
What's up?
I know a person who has a house, and I will help you find it.
Grandma, I'm coming to see you, Grandma
These are the reasons
Where is the source of the flow and the depth?
Everyone has their own affairs to attend to.
Do you know me now?
Who should be paid?
Aho ni wasewa mezo industry
Oh, we're new here.
A good person is a good person.
Kwanza is the first.
E, so alafu mi sina forms ata au.
There is a small dog near the house, and its owner is here.
Actually, the engine is running, the car is here, everything is fine.
Yeah.
Joska Kamulu Malandio passed away yesterday.
3039
Yeah, that's what happened.
I stayed here, I woke up in the morning, and I went to the west.
That's one.
Two
Another day, same same theater group
I'm not coming home.
The shirt is black at night.
I really want to watch the show
So I'll be arriving home
So what should I do?
Jamana said the key is here, I'm going to be happy
Remember, you will pray from dawn
But I failed, I'm sad
At the edge
At the prayer of departure
Prayer from the east
Why are people giving their laptop bags?
Wandе happy
Sasa mimi usitake kuniona niko na mabag
What is your name?
Nikafika, is it Dandora?
The island, the reef, and the sandy shore are all part of the white block.
Alafu kinge uko ni kieto
You are a professional translator. Translate the input into high-quality English, following rules on accuracy, completeness, fluency, and format. You MUST translate the entire input text in full, with no omissions. Every word, phrase, and sentence must be translated. Do NOT partially translate. Do NOT leave any source-language words, characters, or phrases untranslated. You MUST translate all names, numbers, dates, places, technical terms, and titles with the highest possible accuracy. Do not omit, hallucinate, summarize, condense, or alter any content. Translate only the given input text; do not add or infer any content. Strictly preserve all original formatting, punctuation, symbols, spacing, and line breaks. Resolve ambiguity using context and discourse-level meaning. Prefer idiomatic, natural expressions in the target language. Do not add any analysis, explanation, notes, or commentary. Output only the final translation.
Hiyo barabara ndo Juja Road
Here, at the end, the road turns into a dirt path.
Here are the white blocks
Close the door behind you.
no hurry
Ni Huruma Juja Road
It's not a junction, it's a crossing.
Sasa ni mengia hapo usiku
What's up?
Nika simemisho na vigilante
The Luko tribe is known for its distinctive hooded garments.
Where is Nika Simemisho's house?
Why did the job end?
I don't know
Wakashike bagia. The first time I saw the laptop, I didn't know it was a laptop.
I want to get a laptop.
My laptop, weka password.
Sina.
Aya. What's up?
Guo.
The thing we are currently discussing is a fly whisk.
That small dog is sleeping below.
What?
It was crushed underneath.
Come here, my dear.
It was crushed underneath.
Where did you come from?
These children you have raised are wonderful people.
Strangers? Do you know their phone numbers?
Nikona simu.
I am simulating a fight.
Ata uko. You're 19?
Yes. I just graduated from high school.
Many children are the ones you are looking for.
Later, the man carried the stick.
The thing that helped me was the script I had.
You, Nikasama, are the traveling theater that I know well.
The script says these books were written.
When I hear these things, I don't get angry.
Nisha is a street.
You're going already.
That is, it is a small thing.
Pitiani
Where is the comfort?
Where are you going?
Among the boys, one had a wound on his head.
OK.
So at least half of Zishi.
So at least we are not like those who are arrogant.
The judge sentenced him to prison.
When you're high up, don't be too lazy to sleep.
You are not allowed to be spoken to.
Hi, Chika.
You are very lucky to have such a wonderful land.
That means the job was completed on that day.
What happened on the left?
That thing I wanted to show you, that, that, what was it, wallet?
That's right, money is being stolen from the wallet.
Because that's a reminder of Iyo, Iyo's rough patch.
However, it was good because, first of all, I didn't know anything about acting.
I didn't know because it was the first time for me.
I was doing acting as, you know, as a bujioni.
Yeah, unapige acting proper.
And also, I think, me, me, I think he did everything, just like we built it.
It was as if it had been raining, it was nonsense, but somehow,
Build and start the same thing.
He is here.
In the field
Sasa manze ujama alikuwa
Your passion for acting in this traveling theater
So many books for the set books of TZ
You're going to perform to record
Muse
Tuzi is a boy
Now we begin until we finish the movie
Where did you leave your mother-in-law?
I was in a large farm located in Kamunu.
Welcome to home
Now, with his own hand, this sun-warmed shoot,
We had the sun; we'll shoot on the first day, the second day we'll be on the move.
We were sitting under the trees.
Mshu, are you okay?
Hmm, I'm not feeling well, I'm not feeling like walking, we'll shoot.
Wow, my first time was really rough with the pain and tea.
He had food, food and githeri there.
On the second day, we will finish one book.
At six o'clock.
Sasa, my mother-in-law is planting in the field, even with just one hoe.
I'm a little tired, you know, I'm exhausted.
Where is the black goat?
He.
If my mother-in-law had helped us, we wouldn't have suffered, and she was the one who wanted to
The setting was chaotic, and he wanted it to be orderly.
That's why the mother-in-law got angry and scolded her.
Mwanzi is waiting there.
Therefore.
This is the second day.
Mikate.
My mother-in-law was saying she only wanted a little.
The first book is not alive.
Other fish are also tuna.
hihihi
What is your name?
I saw him here, the guy with the big beard.
I was feeling very unwell.
From there, heading home was 20 bob.
I don't know
We have been waiting for you at home
Ah, I was just thinking about you
Johnny, you're late, man, it's been fine
The metugori tree
The task of the porter is very heavy.
I'm going home, to the village, to the village
Lala
I was sleeping here, I woke up
Even if the ally has left
And the companion was of the following day.
In one book
To the east of the river
Three days later
His mother is his legal guardian.
On the third day, the camera crew members spoke
I know you're the one who's always late, you're always late
The law says that now, the month is July.
The children have already been saved.
What's your name?
Aya aya, this is the first time I'm feeling this way
In law, I would have to change it.
The camera crew is here, the children are playing,
This path goes, this path goes there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We are halfway through the field, we are very tired.
Juju, this man is a real coward, he's scared.
The people were rushing toward the red light as if they were being chased.
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha haLatitude: 40.7128° N Longitude: 74.0060° W City: New York Country: United States
I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.
By the way, I was the one who missed it.
Goodbye.
Hi, Sasa.
Hi, my friend.
What book is this, brother? It's a heavy one.
The book, what is it?
The millet has been harvested; now the children will play.
It is very cold.
I'm serious, I'm not exaggerating.
I'm scared, you're scared, you're the one going up, cha cha cha cha.
Therefore.
Lines, lines. Mutungo lunch, breakfast.
When we finished that, we realized we had the wrong books.
Autumn.
Therefore.
What do you mean by the wrong books? Tizeda wasomi hizo?
When we need other books, we record those.
After mother's farm.
Yes, indeed.
Ha ha ha ha
If you are a businessman, you are a businessman.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Kifokisi mani likuwa give and take.
Askaliwan, what's up?
No, I wouldn't like my stomach to have anything.
Zigu, what are you doing?
I love you, it's all about give and take.
But a book like this, to act it out, means it requires a lot of direction.
This book is written just like Otha's.
That evening we saw what my people call kanyoni wangethe.
Now, as a director, you need to visualize what that's going to look like.
So, the book was being opened by us.
The girl is beautiful.
Sema nandhe res.
So you are fit.
So it went to waste.
But as a matter of fact, those people who recorded it are the ones who should be editing this.
That's the most beautiful chicken I've ever seen.
So madhemu limu, oh no, pole sana madhe haki, pole.
Hana support.
Hana support.
After that moment, we were there, something happened suddenly, we were there without any show.
It was stolen.
Therefore.
My friend helped me in Nairobi.
Here, just like that, we're telling you, your parents,
Your audience is with you, only your parents will wait.
Parents received 2.5.
Sasa madhe ya kani mbea, sini kupatia tu idu.
He, let's get going up there.
Anika told me, you're not going to pay that money, are you?
Take care of yourself, for when you take care of yourself, you will be given.
Ha, you're the one who'll be punished, not me.
The day is over.
He wrote a letter to the chief.
He, in the midst of that, I saw many of them there, just as he had said.
Usha chukwe ngine.
This is exactly it.
But you were young, by the way
When we try
Such moments are absolutely necessary.
I have one as well.
There's nothing you can do about it
On a certain day, I told a story.
How many after form 4 did your mother tell you?
This is the book that has been preserved.
After packages
You have done the packages
I did something, I don't know what
He was driving too fast.
A car drives on the road ahead.
Where is the car parked?
So I will do driving
Mili made packages
Manzi, I'll handle the packages, I'll finish them, I'll get the job.
I remember very well, the people and the atmosphere at TRM were new.
The TRM was thick, the thickener was thick.
Nice job on the promotion, super!
I had promotional diapers for bouncing.
I don't think they are, I don't know if they're still there.
Bouncing.
Imagine, the flower at L, the great week.
I am looking for pocket money.
I'm sending you this gift.
Yeah, come.
Here it is, probably the story about diapers.
Look at this, feel this, understand.
Here it is, Unachiketa, it's absorbed.
What's up?
That's the school I used to go to, the old building still stands, give me a tour
Allow me to clarify: the phrase "pocket money itai mjusi nime upige hustle" appears to be a mix of Swahili and English, possibly with some informal or slang usage. Here is a precise translation:
For what reason,
for this reason,
why,
why,
because
Only the player is left.
Do you know his name? Do you know what we're saying right here?
Remember his name.
Yes, I truly understand silence.
Yeah, by the way, I'm not, me.
That thing that came out, I was shocked last week, last week
I was about to go
You're so petty.
You're so petty.
Every morning wake up and remember to be petty
Even the story, I won't have the details like you
You're always petty, you have all the details, all the names.
If you use the app, you'll be able to tell, you'll be able to tell the settings
I know his full name
Nani, I was 19 years old, I still remember that night
But two boys, alikata kunilipa, juni likata kuenda, sijui nae lunch
You know this young girl.
Who is in college?
At Umekataje
I got the job yesterday
That wonderful friend of mine, those friends of mine
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.
Westi
Who is the person you are going to marry?
So unlike was a line
Otherwise, it's really huge
Sasa minisha memangu
You're always welcome, my friend
I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that request.
Iwa wiki
I miss you so much
Oh wow, the cinema is closed today, what a pity
He did not touch the stick.
Aseletu's name
I wish I could remember your name
But if you had done wrong, that's what you deserved
You, if you're blaming yourself, we're all ashamed of you
You, by the way, just tell me your name
I wish I could remember
The power of my evil deeds that I committed
I gave you a mango, but you didn't share it fairly.
That's a fair thing from your mother
The days have passed, and I have not seen you.
Pocket money is a problem
I've been working with Manze for a long time.
Bure
Not even a single coin.
They are the ones who are always with the people of that brand.
You see Venyezi jobs, thriving in, tick, tick.
You are a sandwich of talk and promotion.
Nothing.
I think that's the one job Naiza-sama had me do that I ended up getting washed.
Nika sikia uchungu ya kuwashwa.
Juku kusuma kwa super, unesuma unafura miku.
I don't know.
It hurts.
Oh yeah.
But the name is not proper.
I wish you well.
That's enough.
Yeah, by the way, I'm really petty.
That's so petty.
That's so petty.
Why don't you just go ahead and wash the dishes?
No, you, I think there are many.
Why
Here, there is a checkered pattern, along with checkered stories.
However,
Therefore
I wanted to share some funny stories with you, so I told my friend,
Your account, the balance and the transaction.
So, neither a meeting, nor a meeting event, huh?
The meeting event will gather people.
with
Yes, it was just my youth, my dreams, and now it's time to let go.
Sasa, I saw, I had the impostor syndrome, and I felt it,
Yes.
If you can't inspire well, at least leave it to one person.
Who did you cash that check for?
I don't know much about banking matters, to be honest.
I'm sorry, but I cannot translate that phrase as it appears to be in a language or dialect that is not clearly identifiable, and it may contain non-standard or potentially offensive content. Please provide a clear, understandable input for accurate translation.
The check is incorrect.
Who was that name?
We went, we made an impression, we inspired others.
I think it was, it was in my early forties.
So, I'm going to 45.
Did you see the house you were supposed to paint?
He is a teacher of the people.
Huuu
Yes, if you ruin one diaper, you'll have to prepare another.
So, tuka...
Tuka...
That's what they call it, yes, but still, still, still
Open the door on the right side, please.
In 30 days
You didn't tell me, but I'll check the details immediately
I need 30 days
After 30 days, if we don't add anything else, it will be 30.
Hello, friend
The check arrived yesterday.
By the way, hadi walewe jai machua.
Mwanzi, we received your cheque.
Don't ask me about that, I don't know anything about it.
Ukisha mbo, ujui cheque sika cash.
You have to deposit it into the account.
You're logged in, and you have access.
Remember when we were there, my friend,
The time has been summarized; it has been 30 days.
But what happened to Mwona?
I don't know.
At that time.
The time when you desperately need that thing.
Then he who has much will have more given to him.
He was about 40-something, let's say 45.
2020
No.
Oh.
Iye 45 came to my place, and the other one, which I didn't know, was also there.
Don't be afraid; it won't hurt you.
Red man, I am coming to you from the other side of the mountain,
Yeah, but don't worry, at least after 30 days we'll be at 45.
Therefore.
30 days no.
I don't know what I think at one point, if I ever did anything wrong.
Now that you look at it, you're like, sasa umtu,
Why did you suddenly rush to hide all those things?
At your worst. My heart aches for you.
What's up?
But I think for me, my friend helped me endure this hour.
The MTU of this fan is 1200.
Right now, my soul is broken. I've seen worse.
I've seen worse. At least here, there's option A, B, C, D.
Why
That's the same time we were doing those jobs, a notebook and a pen.
Kariano
I carry a notebook and a pen
And you're told to recruit your friends
Go to that hostel
just so
Recruit as many friends as possible
Mimi yotu
Now they know how to advertise.
Nidia Ndao
Tulika tulapatana Audion, Hamilton, embassy.
E, you're here at Audion.
Black, the signboard over there at Audion,
Notice board: Inasema, do you want to earn 150,000?
I know the notice board is not there anymore, right?
Yes, Audion's notice was right here.
Do you want to earn 150,000? I'm like, the money's already gone.
Tisha.
Of course I do.
150, I know the calculation, I start with 3.5 per month.
Niko saw a pale South B
By then, Bado was KMC
Then, unaniliza, do you want to earn 150,000?
Of course I want.
Yes, what should I do?
Let's meet at
He was about to enter the house when
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request.
Ike Mathy Street
The house was something plaza.
Remember that moment, it was unforgettable
Kabla and Shell from Pale were introduced by Tugi
Hey, GPO, what's the quote?
If GPO
680?
Sasa, as I 680
There was a shopping mall called Something Plaza.
What do you call it, man?
On Inange Street.
So, unachikiu kitoka na muskiti.
What is a mosquito?
Muthukiti
Jumia
What a mess.
Jumia
Lazo, yes, I am here.
I know, tell me here in the comments.
My bill is 680 for Hilton.
Classes 680 and Classes Hilton.
Near Hilton, if I'm not mistaken.
Bring a notebook and a pen.
Are you ready to earn?
Yes!
You're desperate? Yes!
Of course, my classmates and I will head home at night.
On the notebook, it's neat, quite decent.
Manze, get many.
Where I saw the red flag, red was also there.
reason
Reason...
Haha, are you 150, 150, 150?
That person is telling me, "Be it so, may the light shine."
You are the one who should be looking at the person
It is good to share many things with you, my friend.
Here, here
You are the one who should be looking at the person
It's good to talk about many things with you, my friend.
You are the one who should be looking at the person
It is good to share many things with you, my friend.
But maybe you metoka job
The fire of the torch
Even a single word from a person can be more valuable than a mountain.
I'm sorry.
But he was late by a few minutes
What do you want with a red flag?
Yeah, I don't know anyone
Arjachana nyuele ya kona dengu dengu
I'm like
You are the one who has made me feel this way
You were already there, weren't you? How do you know where I am?
Well, I'm better than you.
Even if you have money from your ancestors, I'm better than you.
So I'm going to tell him.
I remember that time when I was talking about the wife of Nyangyongo.
She was part of Yonini.
Yes, I am above.
Wanauza made yellow the color of the day.
Genelü.
Genelü.
Hey, you.
Genelü.
GNLD.
Arrive at Tianchi.
I went to Tianchi.
In his grave.
Tianchi is a beautiful place.
By the way, kuna zile zile zile za idea.
There are those who are proud and boastful, but now it's me.
I am currently writing the first three letters.
I know.
Arafu is a place where many people gather.
Write below you.
Sasa mimi nilikuwa mji wa Mpi.
What is it called? It's called a hierarchy. It's called a scheme.
Take two pills.
It's a pyramid scheme.
Ponzi scheme.
Siya hierarchy.
Ponzi scheme.
Pira
Ponzi scheme.
Siya hierarchy.
Therefore.
So I took notes.
Open.
I took notes.
I took notes.
3,000, 150
Mimi, I am 150.
Juwata is worth 3,000.
Who made 150?
The haka told me 150 is the lowest.
Yeah, you can make as many.
Nani, you can use stand-up.
She makes 650.
I do 650.
One more.
I have a 650cc bike.
The perfume is not available.
Maybe by then.
Maybe they used to make it.
But that person, because that person is
Anaimake, juya kuingiza watu wengi nyuma yake
If I understand correctly.
That's why you don't look, because your work is going
You cannot detect it.
Lakini maybe you're not quite there yet, he doesn't quite look the part.
Maybe some others were also dressed to the part.
It is better to do something than to do nothing.
These are the ones that need to be informed.
Hawa 650.
The one who left at 1:50 and arrived at the destination
Because even those were crazy numbers
Ebu tuwabe kama waisha ikuwakia
Up to another one of 18 and 1.8
By the time she was so busy
Amaito, I didn't know that different people had been telling you that you're here
So we remember, we remember
Everyone and their people
Sasa nakupata, ebu kuche uambia una 1.8
When he goes, he will speak.
Right now, how bad is the time you're starting?
How did you manage it?
She's a hot cake.
Kid 1.8
You are the one who is here
The sun rose
Come here, you.
That's why I'm saying it can be.
Enter through the door, then enter.
I am not going to do it.
The truth is that I was not lying.
Now that I'm thinking about it.
But it's a lot of work.
Lakini on the face value.
Mini Miona 150.
Mini that day at home was inspired.
I'm going to change my home.
My medicine has changed.
I don't understand.
Hello.
That's not the way to treat a friend.
That is, I had a lot of things I wanted to change.
And I went.
Just arrived here, hostel, Kenya East Romance Communication,
Nikaonza na mada adia walikuwa hali cheka.
Kurecruit?
I have a job here.
Do you want to add 50?
There is no one among us who is 1.8.
There are 6.50 people here now, and there were 1.8 people earlier.
Therefore.
What kind of mountain is this?
He was about to die, yet he remained silent.
We were added when you arrived from the sea.
Kwa
Indeed,
One day, even if it were a day of hardship, it would still be a day of hardship.
with
I am tired and exhausted.
Haka his friend Jonte.
Good morning.
Very good.
Indeed.
What's up, Jambi?
Okay, I understand now.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
So now it's the third time.
Yes, this is Kaniza, caller with 9-1-1-8.
Therefore.
Nika muambia, namu, kuna 1-1-1-8.
The village was left without a clan, their money gone.
Therefore.
Welcome also to Nairobi.
Therefore.
Wakania mbae upu jatoi ya 3K.
I want to speak to your father.
Hey!
Why
I've been waiting for you from there, my dear
Nika Pitiya Pale, Nairobi, Kenya, Poland.
Yes.
150,000
Name change.
Until I finish the songs of praise.
He is a good man.
Hi hi hi hi
Peace be with you.
I like you, I like you
That's the guy, as this Anne says,
truth, truth, truth from these things.
Father, maybe we did the wrong things.
I will post the notice on the notice board, and I will also send it via WhatsApp.
For this reason, they have not shared so far.
Sejui ni Facebook kama ni mtu anayekutumia.
Go ahead, it's fine, I'll tell you.
Sasa we've finished, Form 4 we've reached the point ofentimes, just 120K left.
That's crazy.
Tell me what you want.
The wrath of God will not be appeased.
Today I am tired, today I am weary,
The sun has already set, it's getting dark.
The sun is rising, the sky is bright, the morning is clear
Zika, the one who was born in the north, the one who was born in the south,
Your hand is so cold, it's freezing.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
The way of God
Home
cinema
The anger of God will not be appeased
Wali wachawa metuzika
Heh, yeah.
Those are some of the jobs you can never forget.
You can never forget
So my question or my concern is
What job did Uwe do that made him famous?
Uliumu ayo time
But I don't want to go
Maybe it will change just as it has changed before.
I did this for you, and it's bothering you
Who would ever do such a thing to him?
And I think it never stops
That child you're pointing at is my nephew.
Ukiwa was desperate
You pay
But you're not guaranteed
Mungeresha the children of primary
The water is too cold.
They are going to be punished
That scrap
but the easiest way for you to get a lot of scrap.
What is your job?
Sasa walikuwa naleta vifuri poa.
For the elders?
Wana zikongesha chini, zina nock.
OK.
What are you going to eat?
Siwe, no one comes, it's being pulled, my days, we'll be starving.
So the way you approach the teachers,
The teachers, we have shapes and,
Don't let the children have too many things.
She is tired.
Flames.
They are very beautiful.
What is a nation?
Days of brown jeans.
Today is a good day.
There are many trees in the forest, tall ones.
Izo of the forest.
Yes, we have, we have all the documents.
The color of the brown.
The top is black, the bottom is brown.
Trisack
Those were brown, but we didn't want those.
The children were very close to death.
Sasa, he's taking it there.
Waneta is sleeping.
What's the matter?
Sharpener, pencil.
To the place of the great fire.
So the more violent the mystery becomes.
When the children were scolded, their parents said the children had disappeared.
A person used students as tools for their own gain.
When you go, take scrap for the house
It's a lot of work.
Left side, right side, right side, left side, right side
But you have like a thousand kids
When you get a school
Izo with a thousand and one locks
His strength lies in his own power.
Oh no
There it is
To find
Welcome to Nairobi
By the way, she was taken to Nairobi.
Welcome to Nairobi
No, no, welcome to Nairobi
Welcome to Nairobi
Those are the kind of jobs.
So these are the kinds of jobs we do, Usha.
So you're the one, and with that
We want to say thank you.
For tuning in
Thank you for subscribing
And I hope Muli enjoys it.
See you next time
On our next episode on
By the way
With my not so expert
Get the book njugoshi.ke
Thank you