NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*

Can I play? Uh, sure. Where did you come from? Uh, my mom's house. Just had dinner. You okay? Yo, yo, Andrew. You have time to talk? Uh, yeah, sure. So, first of all, why are we in Petco? I thought I'd find you on the soccer pitch. Oh, Andrew, man. Hey! Yeah, I'll see you tonight, dude. Uh, yeah. Um, no, I had to get mealworms for Fred before I can play any soccer. Um, yeah, let's go. Oh, so that's Fred. He's a frog. No, he's actually a toad. So, do you need to change before we go? Oh, no, don't worry about me. Just give me a second. I need to memorize this. Dude, you are not paying me enough to watch you stutter. Fine. Let me go get my goggles and cleats. Come on. I cannot wait to school these kids like M-Babe tonight. Don't you mean Mbappe? Oh, yeah. Let's get on this. Do you think they're fast? Whew. Pods. You guys care if I go in? I mean, we're about done. Oh, I'm just gonna go stretch in. Cool. Hey, thanks. Oh, yeah. Oh. Peace. All right, let's get it. Bring it. Hey, come on. Come on. I'm good, you? Hey, you're good, you're good. You're good. Hi. Andrew. Can I play? Uh, sure. Who can I play with? Hey, guys. It's just you. Just me. Hi, I'm Andrew. Can I play some soccer? No. Just trying to play some soccer. Trying to play some soccer. Just coming here to play. Have a good time, boys. Let's get it. Whew. Whoa. Take, take. All the way. All the way. Oh, no. That's why you wear goggles. Huh? Uh, my mom's house. Is that dinner? Let's go. Who's got next? You do? You guys need a player? Who's after you guys? You guys playing? You got a team? Okay. Let me know, man. Let me know. Can I play with you guys? I can play with you guys? Let's get it. All right, man. All right. Whoa. 1v1? Here we go. Oh. Ha-ha. Four minutes. Four minutes. Three minutes. Oh. The Gucci. You got to respect high fashion. You got to respect it. You know? Last ball. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Big wallets going in. Oh. No. Oh. Why? Come on. We're better than this. Oh. You okay? Is that your head? Back one. Oh, my. Oh. That's messed up. Oh.